Saturday, October 21, 2006

Weekend update

There aren’t many things that will get me blogging on the weekend. Generally speaking, I have a lot of cereal to ingest, a lot of Noggin to watch with my boy, and a lot of housework to half-ass my way through while the wife’s at work. A man has to have his principles. But some things will make me break this particular taboo.

Today I will cover two such items. Afterwards I will resume my regularly scheduled sloth:

The Beefy/Snyder track that I mentioned in my previous post has made its way to Song Fight!, and I humbly suggest that you all vote for it in this round. As a rule, nerdcore generally triumphs in confrontations such as this, but don’t simply trust the outcome to the fates. For many of you this is, perhaps, the only vote that you’ll have the opportunity to cast that actually counts for something. Don’t squander.

Let me preface this next item by saying that I’ve never been one to root for the home team. I seldom let geographic proximity influence which pony I pick. Both Beefy and DJ Snyder, for example, live a fuck-zillion miles away in the hinterlands of Ye Olde West Coast, but I give them mad love because they deserve it.

Still, since the Carolinas have no nerdcore of which to speak; I do have a vested interest in my brothers and sisters from the state of Florida. In addition to being very talented they are also completely fucking insane, as demonstrated through the following clip. Observe as MC Wreckshin and Fanatical shoot an impromptu video for a cover of Mindless Self Indulgence’s “Faggot” in a local Wal-Mart. Pay close attention to their balls, which are apparently huge and made of cast-iron. (Oh, and Fanatical’s are figurative, not hidden beneath her Rainbow Brite dress.)


Thursday, October 19, 2006

Nerd news in brief

There are some things that are going on. Believe it. Even now things are occurring. Some of these things are nerd related. I shit you not! Here I will mention some of them briefly. Thus the title of this post.

  • This weekend, Optimus Rhyme and MC Frontalot begin their fall mini-tour. This is, of course, not to be confused with the dreaded "Fall Minotaur." The former takes place in Cambridge MA, NYC, and DC and features Shael Riley and Doug Powell. The latter roams the wilds of northwestern Washington state and eats children.
  • Beefy and DJ Snyder have once again joined forces in the name of a Song Fight! The track is a triumph of awesomeness. Don’t believe me? See (hear) for yourself!
  • This month marked the notable death of an American rock ‘n’ roll landmark. CBGBs, legendary Bowery rock ‘n’ roll club, closed its doors for real on the 15th. This should disturb you not merely as music lovers but also as nerds, as geeky art-rockers Talking Heads cut their teeth at the venue.
  • Another unfortunate passing this month is that of video game developer Clover Studios. Last week it was announced that Capcom will completely dissolve the studio early next year.
  • Good news for the non-athletes among us: it appears as though our ranks will swell in future generations, as age-old playground activities are being banned from schools nation-wide. This shouldn’t be a problem, as American youth are renowned for their level of physical activity and svelte physiques.
  • And lastly, in case you missed it, here’s last Friday’s Foxtrot comic. It is of particular relevance to our people:

Uber-Geek!

Tuesday, October 17, 2006

Radio Free Hipster Ep. 9: It Was a Dork and Stormy Night

Modern life can be scary. Even perfectly natural things (like parenting) can send one spiraling into a pit of ultimate darkness. My beloved son, for example, has recently been relegated to the role of plague-bringer in our household. It seems like he introduces some new pathogen to our family nigh every week. Yes, daycare has turned him into our own little Outbreak monkey.
What I’m getting at here is that I am perpetually catching or recovering from some horrible disease. This week is no different. You may notice that, during my interludes in this particular podcast, I sound a bit phlegmy, a bit congested, a bit “snuffled up.” Of course, it’s much more likely that you’ll simply think I sound even more rural than usual. For this I apologize.
Musically, this episode is similar to the previous installment. This should come as no surprise. I had a lot of fun putting together song lists for both parts of this year’s Halloween Crap-tacular, and I can honestly say that I am giving serious thought to other seasonally-themed episodes. Of course, I’m not sure how well other holiday music will fit into the whole “nerd appeal” aesthetic of my podcast. Is Arbor Day nerdy? What about Flag Day?
Intro: The Damned – “Smash it Up (Parts 1 and 2)”
I think that punk rock is easily relatable to nerd music, and I’m not just talking Elvis Costello. Both speak to and for the marginalized masses. Goth, on the other, is just plain nerdy. I’m serious, people. Goths are just nerds with black nail polish.

Z’s 1st Interlude: “I doubt it’ll take.”
I go out of my way to pull in not only music that is blatantly nerdy, but also stuff that is more furtively so. I think a lot of the songs featured in this episode qualify as the latter.
Track 1: Sesame Street dialogue / virt – “What a Horrible Night” / DJ Chrono “Simon’s Symphony
What better way to start a subset of orchestral ReMixes than with a clip from “Monsterpiece Theatre?”
Track 2: Lost Boys dialogue / Shelley Stuart and the Five Stars – “Vampire Husband
In the 1950’s and 60’s, you could pay a nominal fee to have your poem set to music by “professional” musicians. This is a surviving relic of our nerdy, creepy past.
Track 3: Dracula dialogue / Pilchard – “Belalugarage is Dead” / more Dracula dialogue
I’ve been looking for a mash-up of “Bela Lugosi is Dead” by Bauhaus for ages. Little did I realize I already had one, compliments of Son of Monster Mash-up.
Track 4: Shael Riley – “Technomancy
I failed to remind you that Shael will be opening for MC Frontalot and Optimus Rhyme this Saturday at Crash Mansion. Shame on me!
Z’s 2nd Interlude: “Naked, septuagenarian Satanists”
I understand that Rosemary’s Baby is supposed to be scary, but naked, devil-worshipping retirees are just so non-threatening. And wrinkly.
Track 5: MCeeP – “Somebody’s Watching Me” / X-files Theme
I sometimes feel I don’t do enough to promote newer nerdcore acts on my podcast. MCeeP managed to take a notably crappy song by Berry Gordy’s kid and make it fun. Major props to him for that.
Track 6: Ghostbusters dialogue / Don loves you – “Don't cross tehstreams!!11
Ray Parker Jr. vs. Skee-lo. Thanks again, Son of Monster Mash-up!
Track 7: Fanatical – “Mad Science” / Oingo Boingo – “Weird Science” / Goofy science film strip
Fanatical is another excellent nerdcore up-and-comer. I would like to formally apologize to her for what I did to her song with this mix. Sorry, Fanatical. :(
Track 8: essexboy – “Freaky Teethbusters
I hope this wasn’t Ghostbusters mash-up overkill.
Track 9: Nightmare on Elm Street dialogue / DJ Jazzy Jeff and the Fresh Prince – “Nightmare on My Street”
Listen closely as a Will Smith exposes us to those paltry acting chops that have had us all disinterested in everything he’s done that wasn’t “Six Degrees of Separation.” On a side not, why does Will’s alarm clock go off at three in the morning? It’s a mystery!
Z’s Final Interlude: “Except for MCDJ.”
MCDJ was nice enough to remind me about the Bride of Monster Mash-up compilation. We both downloaded it and talked a bit about our favorite tracks. He did not approve of “Highway Reaper.”
Track 10: Divide & Kreate – “Highway Reaper
Marit Bergman is the Swedish songstress covering “Highway to Hell.” Just in case you were wondering.
Bonus: Buffy the Vampire Slayer - Once More, with Feeling OST – “What You Feel Reprise”
I was a big fan of Buffy. Even the weird episodes where folks spontaneously burst into song or didn’t speak at all.

That’s it for the Halloween Crap-tacular. I hope you had at least half as much fun listening to it as I did putting it together. A quarter of the fun? Fuck it! I hope that listening to this podcast did not cause you physical pain and bowel incontinence. Sometimes it pays to aim low. Feel free to share your thoughts, song suggestions, and costume ideas. Have a safe, enjoyable, and liquor-soaked Halloween, everybody!

Monday, October 16, 2006

When life gives you turds

While I’m sure it’s a memory that most would just as soon forget, the subject of Wired magazine’s less than stellar article on nerdcore has again become a topic of discussion. Though the community as a whole was (characteristically) divided as to exactly how offended to be at Wired’s lackadaisical coverage of the Rhyme Torrents compilation and the genre in general, it was commonly agreed that the magazine A) had a skewed perspective concerning nerdcore from the get-go and B) did nothing in the way of research (read: listening to the songs and reading the abundant artist info already provided) to rectify that pre-conceived notion. Worst of all was the simple fact that the item really did nothing but cast caricatures, both literally and figuratively, of most of that handful of artists it chose to spotlight.

Never one to let her objections go unnoticed, MC Router was at the forefront of those who most fervently criticized the piece. And now, some four months later, Router has elected to restate her arguments in verse.

I downloaded “Unwired” from her MySpace and listened to it a few times. I immediately liked it, but there was something about it that struck me as – to pin a name on it – odd. The fact that, rather than working solely with her 1GB band-mate Tbyte, Router had chosen another pair of coconspirators was interesting, but certainly not unheard of. And even the fact that this duo consisted of Beefy and Benjamin Bear, artists who have exchanged unfriendly words on a number of occasions, was fascinating in itself, but still not the true peculiarity of the song.

It wasn’t until my fifth or sixth listen that I realized what was so amazing about the track had less to do with who made it and more to do with what was made.

“Unwired” is so drenched in emotion that it is (whether you agree with the sentiment or not) undeniable. Benjamin Bear’s production is an eerie stew of nearly harsh glitch-hop and comically sarcastic voiceovers that seems to simultaneously compliment and play against both MCs. Beefy, for the first time to my recollection, manages to sound legitimately, fiercely angry – and this, I would like to remind you, is a man who once ended a diss track with the phrase “have a wonderful day.” And Router, no stranger to anger and angst, sounds positively indignant and utterly self-indulgent. Her writing is acrid and her flow is quick and careening. Even the quality of her multi-tracked vocals gives the indication that there is not one but dozens of individuals MC Routers on the mic; all of them pissed!

In the end, it’s the fact that this song is a high-water mark for all the artists involved that speaks to me. It’s that irritation and disappointment and, yes, maybe even a little egotism are so sharply honed that makes me, as a listener, take note. Rather than continue simply complaining about something they disliked, each of these three musicians harnessed their emotions into song, because that’s what they do best, and I commend them all.

For me, at least, this song stands out as a prime example of not only harnessing one’s feelings into music, but of taking a negative and making out of it something remarkable.

What’s that old saying? Something about how if life gives you turds you make… poop juice? Something like that. I forget.

Friday, October 13, 2006

The bald and the beautiful

While western New York is buried under a metric shit-ton of October snow, Manhattan is hot and getting hotter as we approach next weekend’s MC Frontalot/Optimus Rhyme show at Crash Mansion. And it’s a good thing too, as Front, OR’s Wheelie Cyberman, and show opener Shael Riley are each undeniably bald. Coincidence? I think not! I hypothesize that the sheer levels of their respective rockitude inhibit the growth of hair. That or they’re in some sort of cult. Either way, it is a show not to be missed.

Unless of course, you live in a remote, god-forsaken locale like myself. Down here we have more pressing problems than freakish snowfall and the soul-shaking crush of follicly-challenged MCs.

Goddamn ninjas!


Get your geek on!

Tuesday, October 10, 2006

How I Feel

If you were (for whatever perverse, irrational, heretofore unexplainable reason) to chart the ever-present and torrential beefs between members of the nerdcore scene, I can say with some certainty that the name “Ultraklystron” would not appear in the list of offenders. However, if you were to ask any member of the nerdcore community with whom he’d like to write, to collaborate, to perform, or to meet for an afternoon bubble tea, that same name would easily top the list.

Karl R. Olson (Ultraklystron’s other moniker) has long since established his name among the nerdcore faithful. He is a man who both possesses such a staggering cache of geek cred and obscure knowledge as to seem the unapproachable uber-nerd, yet remains perhaps the most humble, down-to-earth artist in all of nerdcore. His strong production, well-paced flow, and intricate lyricism easily win over fans, even those who, like me, have only the most rudimentary understanding of the otaku culture which he so celebrates. Whether you spend your nights locked in the basements making your own fansubs or are aghast to discover that Robotech was, in fact, cobbled together from three entirely different Japanese series, Karl’s earworms will wriggle their way into your iPod and your subconscious.

When I approached Ultraklystron for an interview, I was greeted with the exact kind of warm enthusiasm that I expected from such a personable artist. Yet I was still surprised by Karl’s simple charm and the unflinching honesty with which he approached each question. When an artist tells you what he thinks, it is par for the course, as music (for most) is itself about the communication of personal thought and philosophy. But when an artist tells you what he feels? Well, those words are true gems.

Read on to learn more about nerdcore’s foremost otaku, what makes him tick, his feelings concerning the current musical climate, and what he truly thinks about the future of the scene.

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While you MC under the name Ultraklystron, you generally refer to yourself simply as Karl. This sets you apart from many other nerdcore rappers who seem to use their stage names almost exclusively. Is Ultraklystron merely a name you've given to your "stage presence" or is he an integral part of Karl Olson?

It's basically an artist name, something to allow me to create a little distance between myself and the music I make, so I can write some songs that aren't really about me - it's not quite the level multiplicity between say "Eminem," "Slim Shady" and Marshall Mathers, but to an extent it means I can rap with a certain degree of fiction in it - I don't always have to be me, though when I'm not, I often end up delineating that I'm being facetious in song anyway. However, when it comes to online participation, to ensure that I never have to change names in the event of someone trying to claim that they have the rights to my artist name, I use my real name because no one can really take that away from me.

You see, I used to the name "The Stereo Logic" back in the late 1990s/early 2000s, but then some band with the name "Stereo Logic" (which coincidentally I'm fairly sure formed after I started writing music under "The Stereo Logic") threatened legal action if I didn't change my name. Rather than fight a petty legal battle with a band on the other side of the country, I changed my artist name to "Ultraklystron," then changed all my online names to "
Karl Olson" or some variation there of.

Where did the name Ultraklystron come from?

Out of that spat with that other band. I went through the dictionary looking for a cool-sounding word that began with a K, and when I found Klystron, which is a high powered electron tube used for broadcasting, I figures that was pretty good. Even though I would be the first musical artist with the name, I wanted to ensure that nobody could really say they were their first, so I added the prefix Ultra, and at the time that didn't register anything on Google, so I knew I had a genuinely original name. On the plus side, it also sounds like it could be some kind of 1970s super mecha show, so it's kind of cool to work it from that aspect too.

Indeed. I had always assumed it was a reference to some obscure mech-based cartoon as well! ;)
You've credited mc chris and MC Frontalot with peaking your interest in nerdcore at age 18; Prior to that you were involved in electronic music. Do you think that you bring a lot of your preexisting electronic sound and style to your current nerdcore endeavors?

Well, yes and no. I mean, there are certain electronic music influences that really translated really well into Nerdcore - obviously Trip Hop, Illbient, Downtempo and Drum n' Bass roll into Hip Hop and Rap very naturally, especially given how experimental the production of Hip Hop has been since producers like The Neptunes and Timbaland have stepped onto the scene. However, certain tracks are definitely geared with a purely Rap or Hip Hop sound, and a bit of a retro sound at that, so those tracks show little if any direct influence.

However, all my Nerdcore has benefited from the fact that because I've been working with electronic music since I was 13/14, I've really learned as much about production, mixing and mastering as I can. I mean, strictly speaking, I've been recording music since I was 10, as I became interested in writing
grunge/alternative rock then, so I grabbed my mom's guitar and a boombox with a built-in mic and went from there. Really, I think the most important thing my prior musical experience has given me is years of working out by trial and error how to make a decent sounding song both in terms of composition and production. I've had 12, nearly 13 years of working out how to make a track, you know?

“When I listen to some of the work on That makes sense. How goes the work on your new album, OpenSource Lyricist?

Every time I think I'm done with my work, I spot a flub I was glossing over previously and that I don't want to end up on the finalized album, so I'll end up doing retakes on it. I have few tracks that have gone through countless mixes and three different versions of the vocals. It's probably a little over-perfectionist, but when I listen to some of the work on "revision4920" it's almost embarrassing. Besides, if I'm going to charge people 8 bucks for it, it ought to be worth that money, or at least as close as I can currently make it worth that money.

Of course, getting the collaborations to come together hasn't been easy either.
Nursehella is so far away and thus a little difficult to record with, while Jerry Holkins (aka Tycho) is usually quite busy, and so getting things wrapped up with him is proving to be tricky too. This has all been made worse by a pretty intense schedule for me as well: I was barely in town for most of July, and August ended up a little busier than I expected as well. I mean, both have been great sports about everything, and there has been progress - the lyrics are mostly written, and the backings are done, it's just getting everything together outside of that. I'm probably going to do some recording with Nursehella during PAX at my place so she and I can get our track done, and I'll try to see if I can get Tycho to commit to a solid time frame for our collab.*

Of course, it's made even more problematic by the fact that I have another album's worth of material written (lyrics and backings) that some part of me thinks should supplement some of the existing tracks on "Opensource." The topics are a lot more current, at least relevant to me after having lived a very busy summer.

You're also currently working with J-nerdcore hip-hopper Rai as well as the aforementioned Nursehella. Do you feel that their individual "flavors" of nerdcore mesh well with the Ultraklystron style?

I'd say so. I mean both artists have only shown a fraction of their range at the moment, and so I know they are both good if not great MCs who can work with pretty much anything they're thrown into. Honestly, when it comes to MC skills, I probably come up short compared to Rai and Nursehella, and to a lot of the Nerdcore scene in general, so I'm happy to work with them at all, regardless of contrast in styles.

I mean sure, Rai sort-of has to work with me at the moment because she doesn't have recording gear nor any software, and that also means that her style is going to end up by default somewhat more sonically congruent to mine because my production style is all over it, but Nursehella has
Baddd Spellah and a home studio, and thus would not have to collaborate with me unless she wanted too. There are some lyrical inconsistencies between Nursehella and I, but for the track we're collaborating on, that's actually going to be to our advantage because my relative innocence contrasted to her more experienced viewpoint is going to make for what I think will be a very good, fun song.

I mean, there is aspect of the fact that when there are gaps, if they are in the right space, it can force me to reach and create something new, or at least highlight a contrast that's aesthetically pleasing rather than jarring. Regardless of whether a gap is bridged or highlighted, the important thing is that end result is good, and I think I can make great songs with both of those artists regardless of any gaps.

Are there any other specific artists that you'd like to work with?

Hmm, that's a tough question. I'm pretty much up for working with anyone as long as there is a good concept for the song to back it up. I mean, I'm working with Benjamin Bear and Eggskin on track for Ben's upcoming album about PokeBalls, and I'm doing it because a crunk track about PokeBalls appeals to me - it's witty in an accessible way or at least pretty smart-alecky.

To put it another way, I don't think there is anyone who I wouldn't collaborate with, as long as I could tell that the track could be good.**

With developments such as the Rhyme Torrents compilation project and the Nerdcore for Life documentary, nerdcore has never been hotter. How do you think such interest will influence the scene?

Well, it will either start getting people sales and gigs or it won't. I doubt it'd be an MTV-thing ever, but I could see it at least creating a Nerdcore circuit between areas with a good number of nerds, various anime/comic/computer/game conventions and so on. I think we could probably have a couple more mc chris-sized acts - it's not particularly unlikely. I think we might see some producers get brought into the mainstream though - Baddd Spellah is very good, and I could see him getting production work after the "Nerdcore For Life" documentary runs at SXSW.

Though still an underground movement, does the sudden growth in popularity of the genre carry with it any inherent dangers?

If the popularity growth is very uneven, there are some artists who feel that they are entitled to attention who might not get it even though they've been in scene longer, and they might get really ornery and ticked off if they don't get what they feel is owed to them. That's mostly an internal strife issue, and really, that's been a problem with Rhyme Torrents from the second the forum has been up, especially because it came together a good 3 years after their was a number of second-gen nerdcore artists coming into the fray, and especially because you have a mix of people whose online persona is their real-life persona, and people whose online persona is a front and who are not their words on the net. All more popularity would do is probably throw napalm on an already burning match. It might not cause trouble, but the scene seems to have beefs over the most inconsequential and nit-picky things, so if someone became huge there is certainly the possibility that all sorts of trouble could come out of it. It's almost depressing - I mean, you would think that of any demographic, nerds, people historically picked on and bullied, would be the last group of people to act like petty jerks to each other, because you'd think we'd unite on the basis of what we have in common and move from that point, but yet that's not always the case. So yes, there are inherent dangers, but they seem to be extensions of the existing culture more than anything else - not anything new or unique.

I mean, I don't care after a certain point - I'm probably one of the worst positioned artists to actually make a living off nerdcore regardless of how popular it becomes because my decent/good production skills are dramatically outweighed by my incredibly inaccessible lyrics and so-so delivery. Even some of my otaku friends don't understand what I'm referencing, let alone the average person, and that assumes I managed to deliver the lyrics well in the first place. As such, if nerdcore explodes and creates a lot of internal drama or something, odds are I'll have little to nothing to do with it. No one will likely be angry that I became successful ahead them, because I doubt I'll ever be successful as a Nerdcore artist. I might, maybe, end up as a successful producer, but outside of maybe the occasional anime convention or small club performance, I doubt I'll ever be much of a stage artist. I make it for me and whoever wants to listen to it, knowing full well that a lot of people could care less. As such, thought about what happens if the scene gets big doesn't effect me particularly. I just hope that it's not too damaging to scene when/if it takes off.

So what's your take on the current state of nerdcore hip-hop?

Musically, it's never been more vital - we have tons of albums being made, and a good number of them are going to be not just good, but great. Like I said, we have room for a few more mc chris-sized acts - full time musicians who nationally tour and play to sold out crowds.

Socially though, it's really uneven - they're are moments of awesomeness, and their are moments of real bitterness, and the bitterness needs to stop for the long-term health of the genre, because if it keeps up, we'll keep seeing artists trying to distance themselves from the label rather than embrace it, so what might happen is some Nerdcore artists will intentionally do everything they can to just go into traditional underground or mainstream rap because it's not as embittered.

You’ve been described as nerdcore's greatest cheerleader. Do you see yourself as an ultimate supporter of the genre – as nerdcore's Mr. Niceguy – or does that title go to someone else?

I think while I try to be nice and positive, it is something I have to make an active effort to put forth - I'm not naturally positive; I just don't want to be a jerk either, and really, I often wonder whether I'm actually getting anywhere with that. In fact, I've probably ticked off more people than I think when it comes to "Scenester Blues," and I can easily see where someone would find that to be a very insulting (if not condescending) song. I mean, the public reaction hasn't been that way, but because the perception is that I'm trying to be nice, people might not want to be so coarse as to tell me that I'm being a jerk anyway. I'd rather them be coarse though, because that'll be the only way I'll know if I messed up.

Additionally, I don't think any one person can be considered Nerdcore's greatest cheerleader, and if there were, I would not put myself in that role. I mean, you have people like High-C who took the initiative to not only put a compilation together but who worked ceaselessly promote it, something really anyone could have done but that only High-C had the vision to do; and Dan Lamoureux, who has spent a large amount of time and a considerable amount of money putting together a documentary that at the very least will be a wonderful keepsake for the people involved - a rare look at their lives from the outside looking in, and as if for only a moment, we were all famous, and worth talking about - and that at most could result in a number of nerdcore artists being offered record deals after the film is screened at SXSW. I mean, yeah, I want to see a positively minded, constructively critiquing community, but I haven’t really done much to draw attention the genre outside of introducing some folks to it at anime cons. I mean, yeah, every little bit helps, but where I figure at best I've maybe introduced 100 folks to the genre (I'm probably being waaaay generous,) people like High-C have introduced to it to millions, and Dan could stand do something similar depending on how people react to his documentary. I mean, the documentary that's being shot that is primarily MC Frontalot oriented could also do a ton for the scene as well. I may be vocal, but if someone told me that I wasn't pro-active, that'd be a very legitimate comment.

It could be argued that it’s the qualities of your realistic outlook and your drive to support the scene even through rough times that legitimize your contributions, not to mention your own impressive artistic output, but I digress.

Do you still suffer from the scenester blues?

Yeah, but for a different reason. I mean, I was hoping that after all was said and done with documentary stuff and all that, that maybe their would be some more relationships between artists, and while I feel more of a connection with some of these guys, because I've met them now, I feel that at the same time it's falling apart too. Hella, Router and Beefy left Rhyme Torrents, which sucks. They are great artists, and thus their absence isn't positive either. I mean, I don't get how we’re supposed to learn to understand each other and work together if we shut ourselves off from one another. I can see why they'd do it, but it's still somehow depressing.

Sure, on the flipside, I have a renewed and immense respect for all the artists who were in the
post-PAX nerdcore live show in Kirkland and the scene in general as such. Every last MC at the nerdcore show except myself layed down a fantastic set, and in general they acted like professionals, and were very cool and nice people. I mean, watching those artists, some of whom were taking the stage for the first time ever rise to the occasion and deliver excellent sets, and to see the camaraderie between the MCs was fantastic. I mean really, after seeing just how talented those people were first hand, it really made me question whether I should be in the genre as an MC. I may be able to do solid studio work, but live, I just don't compare to these guys, at least in my opinion.

So I guess I'm kind of up and down on the scene, but I think the long term, wonderful stuff will be coming out of it - great and unexpected
collaborations, nerdcore record labels - you name it, it'll probably happen at some point, because the talent is there. I'm probably more skeptical than ever about my role in nerdcore's future in some ways, but I think on the whole it's looking up.

Anime is a huge part of not only your music but of your life. When did you first become interested in Japanese animation and culture?

Well, though the first anime I saw was Galaxy Express 999 way back when I was 3, and though I watched Noozles almost religiously when I was 5-7, I really didn't get into anime as anime until I saw a promo for Tenchi Muyo on Cartoon Network. It was the minute and half version, and it just seemed so unlike anything I'd seen out of Japanese animation. I mean, I'd caught some episodes of DBZ, Sailor Moon and Gundam Wing, but they didn't really hit the right spot.

Neither did Tenchi really until the time and space adventure arc in
Tenchi Universe - I watched it only occasionally until then. However, once I saw that, I was hooked hard. It was just so fresh and funny. Then later on the dramatic aspects of the series sucked me in and by the time all was said and done I really wanted to see more, and thankfully Toonami on Cartoon Network was in it's golden era – they followed Tenchi with Blue Submarine No.6, Outlaw Star and The Big O, all of which were awesome.

I might have fallen out of the anime fandom had a friend not turned me on to fansubs, but that access to content basically ensured I was always discovering something new that I knew I wanted to buy the second it came out in America. I think the first show I was really hooked on via fansubs was
Earth Maiden Arjuna. That show still blows me away in ways that are almost hard for me to define. Granted, I think even if good new anime stopped coming out, and I sort of fell out of the active fandom, their are some animes that have had such a profound impact on me that I doubt I'd ever sell off all my stuff either - I will never let go of my Haibane Renmei DVDs or Confidential Confessions manga for example. Those works had too much of an emotional impact on me to want to let them go.

Anime and the otaku/conventioneer lifestyle seem to be the focus of much of your lyrical content. What other subjects and issues do you broach through verse? Are there any subjects that you'd like to touch on in song that you've yet to get around to?

Well, on the new album which was written while I was particularly focused on computer science classes and computer repair (during the course of Opensource almost everything in my computer died at some point - hard drives, motherboard/processor, ram, video card and the power supply), so there is a lot more of that kind of nerd culture on the CD. I mean, the name Opensource Lyricist alone very directly speaks to that.

I think also I’m more lyrically aware of the fact that is the second album I've written and that I did actually manage to get some attention for my first album, so the result is some lyrics that have a bit more a egotistical edge, at least in a sarcastic sense. I over-exaggerate to a silly extreme, like I'm some kind of huge and important mc, that when it works for a track, and then on the flipside I'll get really self-deprecating, claiming I can't talk to girls at all, though that's total garbage too because I'm pretty social for the most part. It's arguably a bit more hip in its attitude at points too - I mean one song has the words "
Vivian Westwood" right the chorus, and that's not a nerdcore brand to reference except that I only know about the brand from a shoujo manga.

I think it's a bit more personal though - there are songs that are almost completely non-referential, and they are really more direct. There is some more storytelling in it as well which strides the line between fiction and fact, but regardless of whether it's real, the format is more intelligent and evolved regardless. The production is also glossier and eschews the samples from archive.org that were heavily used previously in my music. I guess at the very least, it's not "Revision 4920 v.2.0," for better or worse.

Do you still find yourself "working that grind of the Five to Nine?"

Now more than ever. I was out in California for most of July doing animation press stuff (Anime Expo, San Diego Comic Con, interviewing animators at Dreamworks and hanging out with an animation historian,) and August has ended up being equivalently packed (two more conventions thanks to Anime Evolution and Penny Arcade Expo, I interviewed animators at AKA Cartoon, and I'm working on a website for a friend of mine in LA.) Of course, I still have a backlog of DVDs to watch and review, a few interviews to transcribe, some con reports to write up, an album to complete, an album to produce for Rai and somewhere in here I need to transfer to a 4 year college. For someone who isn't getting a paycheck, I sure have managed to find way too many ways for me to fill my time.

How does the H.O.B.O. (Horrible Otaku Body Odor) of this year’s convention season compare to that of previous years? ;)

Actually, it's been pretty good in terms of a lack of H.O.B.O. Granted, I usually make a point to stay out of the anime con dances where it's at it's worst, but I did go to the "rave" at Anime Evolution with Nursehella - it was outdoors though, there was basically no H.O.B.O. Why, even at the DDR machines at PAX, it was fairly fresh.

“ I make [music] for me and whoever wants to listen to it.”Time for the completely unfair question of this particular interview: which is more important to Karl Olson, anime or nerdcore?

I'd probably be miserable without either. Anime (and manga comics and animation in general) gives me relatively passive entertainment, while Nerdcore (and music creation in general) gives me creative, active entertainment, so both are staples of my personal way of decompressing from any other responsibilities.

At the end of the day, what do fans need to know about Karl Olson?

I'm almost never really happy with my work, and the fact that some people apparently are is probably one of the few comforts afforded to me when it comes to working in music outside of the fact that it's cathartic for me, but if I ever do or say something you dislike or disagree with, tell me up front. I'd rather have honesty than artificiality. Beyond that, I just want to keep doing what I'm doing. The scale of distribution and attention will vary, but I think I've come to terms with that. I don't need to be a rap star, or even an internet celebrity. If I can make some kids (and I use kids loosely to mean anyone younger than me) happy, if I can get them into a genre of music they wouldn't otherwise try because it doesn't speak to them directly that often, I think I've done something good.

Beyond that, I just want to make a living. If that's off of music somehow, cool. If it's off a comp-sci degree or journalism, that's cool too. Otherwise, as long as I can still tap out new songs on my
midi keyboard, I'm content enough that even if I'm working in a mediocre, dead-end job, I can survive. Probably (more like definitely) a bit of a melodramatic thing to say, but it's how I feel.

Lastly, Karl, what is the nature of nerd?

Anyone focusing in on something to extent of it being an obsession, while not being patently mainstream. You can and do have literary nerds, or train nerds, or interior design nerds, and all sorts of nerds. In fact, I could totally see nerdcore about subjects that a lot of people would never expect, but it'd be entirely valid because the mentality would fit. I actually hope to see that someday too.

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When I began thinking about my October feature(s), the first artist that came to mind was Ultraklystron. After all, who better to celebrate the season of Halloween with than a man who’s no stranger to costume? What better man than one who’s photographed in an elaborate cosplay get-up or a J-novelty hat as often as he’s caught in his street clothes? Better yet, who better to focus on, as the scene undergoes its own unique brand of growing pains, than a man who tempers his good will with a healthy dose of pragmatism?

Karl is the kind of guy who, even when he’s frustrated, irritated, or otherwise jaded by the scene and its frequent bouts of squabbling, will not pass up an opportunity to help out a fellow nerdcore artist. Likewise, he’s the kind of fellow who, even though he’s doubtlessly burned out from a hectic convention season where he conducted innumerable interviews of his own, doesn’t hesitate to make time for a little Q&A on the other side of the table.

The scene supports Karl Olson because Karl Olson supports the scene, and fans enjoy his work because, despite the depth of his production and the lavishness of his lyrics (not to mention his own insistence to the contrary), he is a genuine talent who truly enjoys what he does. More so, he reminds us all to ask the age-old question; if we’re not having fun with our endeavors, why exactly are we performing them at all?

The one thing to which I can personally attest is that Karl’s attitude is infectious, and no matter how many hours I spent cobbling my questions and his answers into some semblance of order, it simply never felt like work.

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*Post-PAX update: Well, Tycho expressed renewed interest, and though I've yet to email him about said interest, I think the fact that he brought it up first when I ran into him was a good sign. The fact that he also noted that it was odd for him to sign my badge because we're collaborators was interesting, because I guess that means he sees as more than just a fan of his comic strip who happens to rap. Either way, Jerry is an incredibly nice guy, and really responsive and welcoming to the PA fanbase in general, so I figure even if even if take a long time, it's probably not that big of a deal - it'll come together eventually.

As far as recording with Nursehella, that came apart because of all the documentary shooting and the general busy-ness of the weekend. Somewhere that'll get done, but it might not be any time soon. She's a working lady, so finding time is tricky. She's probably going to be down here for the mc chris show though, so we might be able to record then.

**Post mc chris update: I did record with Nursehella while she was out here for mc chris, and I'm working on a collab with David Abramz too.

Monday, October 09, 2006

Tour news

Here is some tour news of which you may not be aware. Diminutive voice actor mc chris has lined up a number of shows, including these:

10.06.2006 fri
los angeles, CA
the roxy - theroxyonsunset.com

10.07.2006 sat
san diego, CA
the garage - myspace.com/oithegarage

10.08.2006 sun
tempe, AZ
the clubhouse - clubhousegigs.com

10.10.2006 tue
las vegas, NV
jilan's (upstairs) - jilianslasvegas.com

10.11.2006 wed
albuquerque, NM
launchpad - launchpadrocks.com

10.12.2006 thu
oklahoma city, OK
the conservatory - conservatoryokc.com

10.13.2006 fri
austin, TX
emo's - emosaustin.com

10.14.2006 sat
san francisco, CA
gamespot private party (invite only) - gamespot.com

10.15.202006 sun
fort worth, TX
the aardvark - the-aardvark.com

10.16.2006 mon
houston, TX
walter's on washington - 4215washington.com

10.17.2006 tue
baton rouge, LA
spanish moon - thespanishmoon.com

10.18.2006 wed
new orleans, LA
republic - republicnola.com

10.20.2006 fri
nashville, TN
rocketown - rocketown.com

10.21.2006 sat
bloomington, IN
rhino's - rhinosyouthcenter.org

10.28.2006 sat
northhampton, MA
pearl street club - iheg.com

10.29.2006 sun
baltimor, MD
ottobar - theottobar.com

10.30.2006 mon
washington, DC
rock and roll hotel - rockandrollhoteldc.com

10.31.2006 tue
wilmington, DE
mojo 13 - myspace.com/mojothirteen

11.01.2006 wed
charlottesville, VA
satellite balloom - satelliteballroom.com

11.02.2006 thu
carrboro, NC
cat's cradle - catscradle.com

11.03.2006 fri
mount pleasant, SC
village tavern - village-tavern.com

11.04.2006 sat
atlanta, GA
the loft - theloftatl.com

11.06.2006 mon
jacksonville, FL
jack rabbits live - jackrabbitsonline.com

11.07.202006 tue
orlando, FL
the social - thesocial.org

11.08.2006 wed
fort Lauderdale, FL
culture room - cultureroom.net

11.09.2006 thu
st. petersburg, FL
state theatre - statemedia.com

11.10.2006 fri
gainesville, FL
common grounds - cgcoffeehouse.com

11.11.202006 sat
tallahassee, FL
beta bar - thebetabar.com

11.12.2006 sun
pensacola, FL
gutter lounge

11.15.2006 wed
birmingham, AL
the nick - thenickrocks.com

11.16.2006 thu
memphis, TN
young ave deli - youngavenuedeli.com

11.17.2006 fri
st. louis, MO
creepy crawl - creepycrawl.com

11.18.2006 sat
carmel, IN
carmel performing arts center - performingartscarmel.com

11.19.2006 sun
cincinnati, OH
top cats club - topcatsclub.com

11.20.2006 mon
toledo, OH
the bijou - bijouknoxville.com

11.21.2006 tue
detroit, MI
the hayloft - hayloftliquorstand.com

12.07.2006 thu
NYC
rebel - rocksoff.com/rebel
ages 18+

12.09.2006 sat
hartford, CT
webster theater - webstertheater.com
all ages

12.10.2006 sun
boster, MA
harper's ferry - harpersferryboston.com
ages 18+

You can disseminate the delights of his new release Dungeon Master of Ceremonies by sharing the following link with your friends.

On the Frontalot... front, myf has been forced to drop out of the October 23rd show in DC by virtue of his age, which is a pisser. Still, if you live/work/play in the DC area and would like an opportunity to share a stage with Front and the undeniable Optimus Rhyme, take it up with the man himself.

Speaking of Optimus Rhyme, Beefy has been confirmed as the opener for their December 2nd gig in Seattle. Now, if only I could convince him to hook me up with an autographed copy of OR’s new album School the Indie Rockers, my life would surely be worth living!

Wednesday, October 04, 2006

Radio Free Hipster Ep. 8: Feed My Frankenberry

You could call it a departure, but I prefer to think of it as a complementary interpretation. The songs in this ep. may not have quite the sweeping indie cred as those in most of my previous offerings, but they still manage to be both nerdy and thematically relevant.
When I think of Halloweens past, my thoughts invariably turn to movies and television. Seasonal programming had become synonymous with parties and trick-or-treating and the other forms of Halloween-centered merriment that I participate in (on one level or another) each and every year. So much so that it’s not just the season that I look forward to, but all of the other cheesy trappings – Twilight Zone marathons, poorly paced monster movie countdown shows, late-night radio novelty songs, that episode of Benson where Mr. G. Reaper comes to Capitol City – I love all that silly shit.
A compelling case can be made by those who believe that Halloween is for the young. Likewise, and equally convincing argument can be espoused by those who believe that the modern celebration is more geared toward adults. I prefer to mark its appeal to the childish whimsy within us all. That piece that is simultaneously enamored with and repulsed by the thought of interacting with strangers, and, indeed, strangeness itself.
Maybe it’s due to the fact that I live in a rural south, a place where anything secular or blatantly non-Christian is immediately vilified, that makes me love this holiday so much. Maybe I’m simply reacting to the oppressive cultural forces around me. Rationalization aside, the simple truth of the matter is as follows: every year around this time I make an earnest effort to get in touch with my inner child, and time after time I am reminded that he is a creepy little bastard.
Radio Free Hipster Ep. 8: Feed My Frankenberry Show Notes
Intro: Shaun of the Dead OST – “The Blue Wraith”
Though a lot of this show centers on nostalgia, there is always another delightful piece of monster movie goodness being cooked up somewhere. Shaun of the Dead is proof.
Z’s 1st interlude: “Most of it is hungry”
My wife insists that we are the only family in the neighborhood that has a fully developed zombie contingency plan. We'll see who's laughing when the hungry dead burst from their graves, Mr. Marten!
Big up to Ben for including that “master of unlocking” clip in this remix.
Track 2: ABG – “Ada’s Groove
This track is so much smoother than I expected. It’s funny how beautiful a song can be once you remove the element of flesh-eating ghouls.
Track 3: Emerald Rain Productions – “Flee! (A Brief History Of Zombieism In Western Thought)
This song was taken from the Young Zombies in Love Soundtrack, a musical written by Damian Hess (AKA MC Frontalot) with music by Gaby Alter (AKA: Gminor7).
Track 4: Vincent Price – “Thriller Intro”/virt – “Thriller”/Chef “Make Love (Even When I’m Dead”)
That South Park clip begged to be included. It literally begged.
Track 5: King.of.Pants – “Frankenbooted
Son of Monster Mash-up has a lot to offer, not the least of which being Alice Copper vs. Oingo Boingo vs. Peaches.
Z’s 2nd interlude: “Ambient Theremin”
I think this sample is from Transformers: The Movie.
Track 6: “Disney’s Haunted Mansion Theme”/DJ BCHaunted House of Mash-up”/Warren Zevon “Werewolves of London”
I don’t consider the Halloween season complete until I’ve heard “Werewolves of London.” Therefore, this track was included as a favor to us all.
Track 7: Ghostbusters dialogue /“Scooby Doo (Techno Remix)”
I have no idea who remixed tha Scooby Doo, theme, but I tip my hat to him or her.
Track 8: Beetlejuice dialogue/Rocky Horror Picture Show OST “Hot Patootie - Bless My Soul”
I don't blame Frank N. Furter. I've often wanted to shank Meatloaf myself.
Track 9: “Grim Grinning Ghosts”/“Night Gallery Theme”
On a lot of levels I think Night Gallery is a better show than The Twilight Zone. Let the flaming commence.
Track 10: “Munsters Theme”
Likewise, I prefer Lily Munster to Morticia Addams. Your thoughts?
Track 11: Monster Magnet – “19 Witches”
Monster Magnet frontman Dave Wyndorf recently suffered a drug overdose. When you consider lingering rumors that the band were compensated for their first album in pot and meth it’s really no surprise. Still, I wish Dave a speedy recovery.
Z’s final interlude – “Being a party to my madness”
You just can’t trust a C.H.U.D.
Track 12: Metamystiks Inc. – “Horror Stories
I was lucky enough to get a leaked copy of this track a few weeks before Rhyme Torrents 5 dropped. Even the demo version was amazing. While I certainly want Snyder, myf, and SDX to continue doing their individual solo stuff, I’d love to hear more Metamystiks.

And so concludes part one of my Halloween Crap-Tacular. Thanks so much for playing along. Part two should be done by mid-October and should include some dorky goth rock, a few more seasonal mash-ups, and some wonderful new nerdcore cuts. I hope you’ll check it out.

Buy a DS Lite and do a good deed

I make no effort to hide my rampant Nintendo fanboyism. Anyone who reads this blog is certain to know the deep and undying affection I feel for my DS Lite (as well as my DS Fat, GBA, GBA SP, Gamecube, GBC, original NES, and, yes, even my Virtual Boy). I don’t expect you to feel the same. The world is chock full of people and some of ‘em like different things than me. It’s a simple yet unavoidable fact.

But let’s say, for the sake of argument, that you’d like a DS Lite to call your own. Let’s say, just for shits and giggles, that you’re looking for a sexy-cute handheld that, in addition to a secondary slot that will gladly accept any of the countless excellent Gameboy Advance cartridges you care to slap into it, boasts a primary maw that hungers for the latest in two-screened gaming tomfoolery.

If you, or the hypothetical you to which I previously referred, would also like to make the purchase of such tech a more altruistic exercise, you could hit up your local Target, where said retailer and Nintendo have elected to donate 100% of this week’s profits from sales of the pink iteration of this system to The Breast Cancer Research Foundation.

Here’s a scan from my local circular:

Do the right thing

Tuesday, October 03, 2006

Nerd news in brief

So, anyway, I took another long weekend.

Don’t you judge me. Don’t you dare judge me!

*Ahem* Now I’m back in the saddle again. And from this saddle I bring you nerd news in brief. It’s just like the regular news, only nerdier and slightly abridged.

  • The always photogenic MC Frontalot was recently featured on Channel 4 on a program tellingly entitled Whatever. Will Front become the UK’s Hasselhoff? A boy can dream.
  • Rapper/producer/ReMixer/all-around cool fellow myf has been added to the bill for the Frontalot/Optimus Rhyme show in our nation’s capital. Finally, a reason to head to DC that isn’t crack-related!
  • October is Hispanic Heritage Month. I’ll not make the obvious connection between the ironic proximity of this particular cultural celebration to Halloween and the throngs of Redneck-Americans horrified by the influx of Spanish-speaking immigrants, but I will urge to you to commemorate the event by sending an e-hug to nerdcore’s favorite Whitesican. Personally, I plan to celebrate by not reporting my mother-in-law to the INS.
  • Key West’s MC Fanatical has recently made her long-awaited nerdcore debut with a double-shot of geeky goodness. Check out her MySpace for original track “Mad Science” and Beefy cover “I Don’t Wanna Be Right” and be reminded of why you have ears in the first place.
  • For anyone lamenting the lack of recent editions of my Radio Free Hipster podcast, weep no more! The first episode of my two-part Halloween Crap-tacular should be available this weekend. What? You… you weren’t weeping?
  • Lastly, how could I do an edition of nerd news in brief without at least mentioning Screech’s sex tape? What has the world come to?

Wednesday, September 27, 2006

Whiter than sour cream

At the humble requests of my boys Brüx and Darth Apu, I will now drop my own unique brand of knowledge™ concerning Weird Al’s new track “White and Nerdy.”

Let me preface this by saying that my involvement in the nerdcore scene is tertiary (at best) as I am neither a nerdcore artist nor producer. I’m not even a legitimate musical journalist. I’m just some putz with a love for nerdy music and a little too much free time. That being said, on with the show:

If Wikipedia is to be believed, and we all know that she is quite the unreliable little trollop, “White and Nerdy” is the second track off of Al’s new album Straight Outta Lynwood. It is not, however, Al’s first attempt at rap. In recent years Al has parodied everyone from Coolio to Puffy (or P. Diddy or Poon-Tangy or whatever the fuck he’s calling himself this week) to fellow honky Eminem. While I consider such tracks to be sub-par parodies of lackluster source material (read: shitty), a lot of people liked them, a lot of people laughed, and some even purchased said works all legal-like.

The chief question on everyone’s mind seems to be: Is Weird Al doing nerdcore now?

In a word? No.

Al is doing what Al has always done. He is bringing his own skill and creativity to that of an existing track. He is taking something and twisting it to his own devices. I walk a thin line with the work of Mr. Yankovic. Some of it I enjoy immensely. Some of it not so much. Still I applaud the man for staying true to his craft. He is a fine songwriter, a unique vocalist, and an excellent musician, and he still has the fire in his belly after well over two decades in the wavering and fickle pop culture spotlight.

But let us delve further.

Is Al trying to reinvigorate his career by expanding into nerdcore? Is he co-opting the scene just like, as Brüx so eloquently put it, Madonna has done to gay culture for years?

Nah.

A) He’s done this shit before. And B) Al’s career has been peaks and valleys for longer than anyone can remember and I think he’s fine with that. Every new Weird Al album reinvigorates his career because it makes people say “Hey, I remember that guy. He’s pretty funny.”

Then is he the original nerdcore rapper? The OOG?

I guess my answer would be another question: Does Al even know that nerdcore hip-hop exists? While Al predates nerdcore as we know it I'm certain he wasn’t the first nerd to drop a rhyme and he’s never done so exclusively.

Al is a nerd, indeed, and a musician, but what he does is only nerdcore in the loosest sense of the word. His works are admittedly parody and only occasional stray into the realm of hip-hop. Whether you consider direct parody as legitimate avenue of nerdcore or not depends entirely on your thoughts on the genre, but I would be inclined to say that nerdcore as a whole is a little bit broader. It can be funny and it should be nerdy and it may very well be filled with (uncleared) samples of previous works, but the art form itself relies heavily on original material.

So the final question remains: How will this effect the burgeoning nerdcore community?

Who knows? Again this relates more or less back to Al’s understanding/knowledge of the scene. If Al wanted to shine the light on some other nerdly boys and girls who like to slang the hip-hop I’m sure the exposure would prove invaluable. But can he? Will he? I kinda doubt it. Nerdcore is still the most underground of movements, and, though related acts like mc chris seem poised to crossover, there are few in mainstream music who truly know about the scene.

So I guess my thoughts can be boiled down to the following: “White and Nerdy” ain’t nerdcore just as Al himself isn’t particularly nerdcore. He is however, a huge geek, and for that I salute him.

I do find the song itself entertaining, and (for the three of you who haven’t seen it yet) I’ve included the video below.

And to echo the sentiment of Canadian nerd rapper extraordinaire Jesse Dangerously I’d like to add the following: Al, please, please bring back the accordion. Modern pop-rock needs more accordion.


Tuesday, September 26, 2006

Bubble, Bubble, Toil and Trouble

As the more astute among you may have already noticed, it is rapidly approaching the end of September and I have yet to make any attempt at a monthly feature. This is no oversight, mind you, but by design. I am simply conserving my energy for the veritable orgy of nerdiness yet to come.

October, you see, is a big month for me, the crux of which is securely anchored to the holiday known as Halloween. I see Halloween as neither a mere night nor a scant weekend, but an entire month of grease paint and monster movie debauchery! A carnival of horrors commencing on the last day of September (when I climb the stairs into the attic to retrieve a Clark Griswold-esque treasure trove of beaded skull curtains, garishly hued lights, and various decorative severed limbs) and not concluding until early November when I finally make my way through all of the discounted seasonal merchandise at my local retailers.

Unlike most other holidays that involve me driving for hours to exchange overpriced gifts, enduring cookouts in the sweltering southern heat, or trying to find a card that says “I love you and thanks for not freaking out that time I caught the yard on fire,” Halloween is low-impact, low-stress. It mostly involves me drinking beer, dispensing junk food to neighborhood urchins, and watching “Rosemary’s Baby” for the fifty-sixth time. Sure it’s a little more complicated now that I have a child of trick-or-treating age of my own, but having the Halloween Spirit means never having to say “I think we’ve already gone to that house and they just gave us Smarties.”

Most importantly, I have always thought of Halloween as a nerd’s holiday. Some would argue that it’s actually a goth’s holiday, but I attest goths are just nerds with black nail polish. But I digress. Whatever your flavor of geekery, it’s a holiday for freaks and outcasts, for the dramatic and the slightly disturbed. Halloween is about fantasy, secrets, and lies, and who does that shit better than nerds?

Therefore, this year Hipster, please! is going balls-out for the month of October. I am currently working on three (Okay, maybe two and ½) written features, as well as a couple of seasonally themed podcasts. I’ll also be keeping you abreast of all the coolly ghoulish nonsense that I encounter. Hell, you’ll probably even get one of my patented keep Halloween evil rants.

Maybe this is exactly your kind of thing. Maybe it ain’t. Either way, I hope you find the same nominal level of entertainment value you’ve come to expect from Hipster, please! Halloween affords a unique glimpse into the American psyche. It’s a time of idle fun for children and emotionally stunted adults alike, a time that exposes our seldom-seen hopes, dreams, fears, and fetishes. But it seems like every year it becomes a little more sallow, a little less subsistent, more and more a footnote to the capitalist glut of the modern Christmas.

What can we do? How do we counter this trend?

Simple.

Have fun. Eat candy.

Monday, September 25, 2006

The greatest show(s) on earth

I the recent past both Emergency Pizza Party and Shael Riley have put on exemplary shows of a nerdcore nature. Don’t believe me? I have evidence. Damnable evidence, says I!

The entire EPP gig can be downloaded (in the new-fangled MP3 format) from the online residence of the funkiest number of them all. The site also boasts links to video footage and a lengthy collection of "thank yous." Truly there ain't no Pizza Party like an Emergency Pizza Party.

While Shael’s performance isn’t quite so well documented, you can be assured of his consummate verse-slangin’ due to the ultimate outcome: he will be opening for the Nerdcore Juggernaut that I have chosen to call Optimus-Front in both NYC and Boston next month. Being a simple farm boy I am unfamiliar with such locals, but I am assured by grandfather that both a bustling centers of commerce resplendent with decadent worldly delights.

Speaking of depravity, my ol’ buddy Beefy (who, while not my favorite Whitesican, easily cracks the top ten) will likewise be opening for Optimus Rhyme when they play December 2nd in Seattle. Seattle, of course, is where all good nerds go when they die. Transcend with him, people!

Friday, September 22, 2006

For your listening pleasure

Solipsistic Nation is a regular podcast that features the best of all genres of electronic music. Host Bazooka Joe was kind enough to focus his latest ‘cast on that most beloved of (sub)genres, nerdcore hip-hop. It features songs and interviews from the likes of MC Frontalot, Utraklystron, Beefy, High-C, YTCracker, funky49, and Ham-STAR. The delicious style and production also makes Radio Free Hipster sound like it was recorded using two tin cans and a length of string. (But I ain’t bitter!)

What I’m saying is listen to it. You will not be disappointed.

The greatest and most heart-felt thanks go out to Joe for this endeavor. He’s a good man with an excellent podcast who obviously put a lot of time, care, and effort into spreading the good news of nerdcore. Y’all show him some nerd love.

And speaking of pretty things to listen to, I neglected to include in my last news update yet another instrumental masterpiece free for the taking. Nerdcore MC Benjamin Bear is also known to dip his toes into the cool, relaxing waters of Ambient music. His release indicashadow - naptime (+bonus tracks) is freely downloadable and extraordinarily listenable. So ch-ch-ch-check-check it out.

Thursday, September 21, 2006

The most important blog post you’ll read all day

Tonight I shall fulfill my sacred duty by watching the season premiere of The Office on NBC. It ain’t much, but it is the task that I have set myself to do. I expect you all to do the same. All of you, that is, that aren’t within driving distance of the city they call New York.

Y’all are expected to report to Fat Baby at or before 9:00 PM. You should have with you $7 to give the big fellow at the door. You should also be 21. (That part is easier than it sounds.) You should also bring some extra cash and a change of clothes. The money is for drinks. The clothes? Oh, you’ll need to change after Shael Riley rocks the shit right out of you. I’m sure he only plans to do this in a figurative fashion, but you never know when Shael’s level of rockitude will approach it literally. Better safe than sorry.

Wednesday, September 20, 2006

Nerd news in brief

While I was enjoying the cheesy tourist traps of the South Carolina coast, nerd news was happening. For whatever reason, the world refused to stop during my brief hiatus. What’s a boy to do? My answer: nerd news in brief.
  • Rhyme Torrents Vol. 5 is currently available for download. It’s chock-full of nerdy goodness including (but certainly not limited to) new joints by Drown Radio, Metamystiks, Inc., and Jesse Dangerously. Download it. You know you want to.
  • Not content with a single free album this week? How about another, compliments of Ultraklystron? Karl’s Drum and Bass album Haven (rumored to be his last DnB work) has been remastered, reworked, and placed on a shelf just within your reach. But wait, there’s more! Act now and also receive Mr. Olson’s Ambient album Fun Confusion – Solace. Both are offered free of charge, you cheap, cheap bastards!
  • Audio of Baddd Spellah’s CBC victory interview has made its way to teh interwebz. You can listen if you like. Apparently they speak American up there. Who knew?
  • Last Saturday’s Emergency Pizza Party gig brought down the (coffee) house. Though tips were forgotten and CDs misplaced, EPP reminded everyone that there ain’t no party like an East Coast, as an East Coast party will generally refrain from confining itself to an appropriate timeframe. Congrats to the crew, and thanks for showing a little on-stage love for Hipster, please! A little bird has let slip to me that audio for the entire show will be made available soon. Excited? You should be.
  • Lastly, let me remind you of this week’s nerdcore gig du Jour: This Thursday, Shael Riley will rock the house at Fat Baby in NYC. If the house is sufficiently rocked, Shael will then move on to bigger and better houses. Be sure to do your part to make this a reality.

Friday, September 15, 2006

Radio Free Hipster Ep. 7: George Bush Doesn’t Care About Black Mages

Early this morning, my in-laws swept in and whisked away my son. It made me a very sad panda. I’d planned to spend the day with him, you know? We were gonna chill. Watch some Dora the Explorer. Maybe dance around in our pajamas. Kick it. But now I’m all alone. The wife’s at work and the child’s barreling down the highway with his grandfolks. The world is a cold, cold place.
But, fuck it! At least I can slap together a podcast. I even had a little time to consider/monkey with the levels. Maybe the sound is a little more consistent this time around. Or perhaps it still sucks. You be the judge.
And now that I’m done podcasting about video games, I’m going to go play some video games. I am a simple creature.

Radio Free Hipster Ep. 7: George Bush Doesn’t Care About Black Mages Show Notes

Intro: MC Hawking – “Quakemaster”
I’ll tell you the truth: the way the Hawkman says “asshole” scares me a little bit. It’s like he talking just to you!
Z’s 1st interlude: “A quasi-regular listener”
None of my listeners are regular. I have it on good authority that you’re all, in fact, quite constipated.
Track 1: The Black Mages – “Battle Theme (Final Fantasy VI)”
I have no idea who came up with the “George Bush doesn’t care about Black Mages” thing, but it is high-fuggin’-larious!
Track 2: Benjamin Bear – “Skit”
Ben is a listener of the podcast and a big supporter of the blog. He was even nice enough to hook Hipster, please! up with its own t-shirt. He’s a good fellow.
Track 3: Futuristic Sex Robotz – “WoW”
It is imperative that I never start playing World of Warcraft. I spend enough time on this damn PC as it is. You can download the entire FRS Hot Coral Essex album in one fell swoop.
Track 4: Stemage – “Ridley’s Theme
I still can’t believe that all this rock comes out of one guy. He is like a spigot through which the very essence of the Gamer Godz flows.
Part ReMix, part nerdcore, part exercise in smooth funk: this track has it all.
Z’s 2nd interlude: “Share with the rest of the class”
As much nerd music as I find in an average week, it never ceases to amaze me the shit that I totally overlook. That’s why I appreciate y’all turning me on to new stuff that you like.
Track 6: MC Wreckshin – “Kung Fu is my Mom
I failed to mention that Wreckshin and company will be performing in Tampa. I guess I just assumed you’d simply comb every club in Florida until you found the right one.
I pronounce it Say-gah. Router says Seh-gah. My guess is that her pronunciation is correct. I live in a place where words like nekkid and purdy are commonplace. South Carolina hates the English language.
Track 8: The Freelance Hairdresser – “One Minute MarioLand”
Another track that I found through Radio Clash. Have I mentioned you should listen to it? Just checking.
Track 9: Anti-social – “Super Show”
In truth, I am already hooked on the brothers. I can only hope there’s a Twelve-step for such a dependency.
Track 10: Nintendopella – “Super Mario 2
It is wrong that I can’t get enough Nintendopella? God, I hope not.
Z’s final interlude: “Goddamnit I hope I didn’t forget anybody!”
I didn’t. Hurray for me!
Track 11: YTCracker – “NES
Nerdrap Entertainment System is an album that garners perpetual props, as well it should. It is a perfect blend of contemporary nerdcore hip-hop and classic 8-bit samples. Please tell me this is already in your collection!
Thanks so much for listening. When I set about putting this episode together, I was astonished by how much game-related music I had to choose from. I tried to mix in some popular favorites with some more obscure or more unusual tracks. I hope you heard some stuff you new and some other stuff you didn’t. And I hope you enjoyed it. Now I’m off to load up the Scion. Y’all wish me well!