Wednesday, September 13, 2006

Nerd news in brief

I have much to talk about – miles to go before I sleep – and not a lot of time to talk about it. Henceforth, nerd news in brief:
  • Anime enthusiast, nerdcore MC, and all-around nice guy Mr. Karl Olson has posted a few more pics from the post-PAX nerdcore gig in Kirkland. Such pictures, I am told, are worth words. Several of them.
  • Tomorrow is the day when we will find if who won the CBC’s “Remix the Ring” contest. If there is any justice in the world, Baddd Spellah will walk away with the cash prize of $1000 Canadian. That’s gotta be what? Thirty-five? Forty dollars in real money?
  • There are no fewer than 8 versions of Front’s Braggadocio vying for the title of most undeniably awesome over at Remixfight.org. Your opinion counts!
  • Game rock gods The Advantage have a veritable shit-ton of gigs lined up this week/weekend in the state called CA: Wed 09/13 San Diego CA @ Casbah, Thu 09/14 Los Angels CA @ Echo, Sat 09/16 San Jose CA @ Nickel City Arcade, Sun 09/17 San Francisco CA @ Bottom of the Hill
  • Speaking of live nerdy-type music, don’t forget the EPP show this weekend and the Shael Riley gig next Thursday. They need your support.
  • Something Awful takes a dump on nerdcore in their Your Band Sucks Aptitude Test. Of course, they also slam Dream Theatre, so, y’know, you gotta take the bad with the good.
  • And lastly, of no particular import to anyone except, well, me: upstate SC has an independent video game retailer. Oh joy! Oh rapture!

Tuesday, September 12, 2006

Spontaneous Italian Entrée Soiree

Do my eyes deceive me? Could the signs and portents be true? Could it possibly be that this Saturday at Sacred Grounds Coffehouse in Tampa, renowned nerdcore supergroup Emergency Pizza Party will be performing?


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‘Tis true! ‘Tis true! The hirsute MC Wreckshin, the impeccably shorn funky49, the comic savvy Sir-Up, the delectable Betty Rebel, and even the conveniently named DJ Jeff MK will all be in attendance; for no other reason than to rock the house/your ass/your ass which, it so happens, is located within said house.

And it’s free! As in “Free your mind and your ass will follow.”

Did I mention that ass will also be rocked?

And the house as well.

As real as you make it

You know what I like? Mash-ups. Know what else I like? Viral marketing. They are, in fact, two great tastes that taste great together. That being said, I would like to direct your attention to the site of a certain World Famous Audio Hacker. A gentleman who *ahem* recently succumbed to the might of a RIAA orchestrated raid and who currently finds himself unfairly jailed for the crime of “audio terrorism.”


It’s genius. Pure genius.

Monday, September 11, 2006

The path to Enlightenment

This was originally going to be a simple post reminding everyone of our friend Shael Riley’s gig at NYC’s Fat Baby next Thursday. I was going to casually mention how anyone in the area should definitely stop by to check out Shael do his thing; it was going to be very low-key, very relaxed. But something happened to change that.

Just moments ago I came across a BBS post that instantly changed this calm, cool delivery into an impassioned plea! The gist of it is as follows: if Shael can secure an adequate audience for the Fat Baby show, his agent can get him a shot as the opener for the Optimus Rhyme/Frontalot show on October 21st at Crash Mansion.

Suffice it to say that this is a huge deal for Shael, as it represents a significant jump in venue size. It also garners our boy some serious bragging rights. I mean, playing with Front was a huge step, but being on a bill with both Front AND Optimus? An enormous leap, I say! (That’s the nerdcore big-time™ for those of you keeping score at home.)

So that explains why it’s good for Shael, thinks the ever-skeptical reader, but what’s in it for me?

What indeed!

Let me put it to you as succinctly as possible. You go see Shael at Fat Baby for a paltry 7 bones – you are rewarded by a night of nerdly frivolity, complete with songs about how music ruined video games and the oft-mentioned but seldom understood bit-pop. You go home happy, slightly intoxicated, and filled with a sense of overall wellbeing.

By doing this, by simply allowing Shael to make a bit of musical love to your ear-hole, you afford him the chance of playing another gig – one month later to-the-day – with a multitude of (nerdcore) heavenly host.

Of course you go see that show as well, and, in addition to the sweet strains of Mr. Riley, you also get to hear the funk-tastic bombast of Optimus Rhyme and the aural antics of MC Frontalot! From this gig you will leave not merely contented, but wrapped in a snuggly blanket of nerdcore nirvana. I guaran-goddamn-tee it.

So go see Shael, help him out, and, in turn, help yourself out. You love the music. You want the music. You need the music.

Go on. Treat yourself. You deserve it!

Saturday, September 09, 2006

Nerdcore baby

As I mentioned in the podcast, even my son loves Optimus Rhyme’s take on “Train in Vain.” I now present to you visual evidence of this claim. Cute, crazy, frenetic visual evidence.

Radio Free Hipster Ep. 6: Spear and Magic Helmet

I would never say that all music should be light-hearted and jovial. In truth, I applaud those who broach social issues, personal strife, or universal injustice through verse. Still, there is something to be said for good-natured goofiness and intentional peculiarity, not to mention pushing the boundaries of sound, texture, and, yes, good taste.

The only real vein consistent within all of the following songs is their unabashed weirdness. Some are solidly creative works that challenge convention, some are raucous romps through familiar territory, and some or just fuckin’ goofy. Still, in a world that often takes everything a bit too seriously and that focuses so solidly on order and conformity, these things are important.
For me, the strange and the humorous have been linked. I place the blame firmly with the initial cause of this unique phenomenon.


Download Radio Free Hipster Ep. 6: Spear and Magic Helmet Running Time: 46:13 Size: 42.3


Radio Free Hipster Ep. 6: Spear and Magic Helmet Show Notes

Intro: Drown Radio – “A Brave New What?
Drown Radio is Doctor Popular. Doc Pop is master of the yo-yo. Ergo, Drown Radio is master of the yo-yo. That’s logic.

Z’s 1st interlude: “Nerd appeal”
I like the phrase “nerd appeal” it feels good when you say it. Just like “taint” or “snuffleupagus.” Words are neat.

Track 1:
Lords of the Rhyme – “Lords of the Rhyme (Sauron’s Flying V Mix)
Did Sucklord do this remix? I wonder…

Track 2: The Four Eyes – “Rivendell
I found The Four Eyes while looking for tracks for another show. This song just went too well with the previous LOTR number.

Track 3: DJ Tripp – “Standunbelievable
I got this track courtesy of the Mash-up of the Week Podcast. Oddly enough, I’ve never actually listened to said podcast; I just check the site for mash-up links.

Track 4: Schäffer the Dark Lord –“Attack of the Clonefucker
“It’ll be like humping a mirror.” This song reminds me a bit of Tenacious D, particularly with regard to the ridiculously in-depth descriptions of events and ideas in verse and the sometimes rushed/sometimes stilted vocal delivery. I doubt it’ll have the same mass appeal, but I dig it.

Z’s 2nd interlude: “Notoriously hard to offend”
Or at least notoriously hard to offend via profanity and sexual innuendo. Say you like Star Trek more than Star Wars and cats’ll flip! ;)

Track 5: Camper Van Beethoven – “Take the Skinheads Bowling (Live)”
I think the word I was struggling for here was “eclectic.” You can download the entire show (Camper Van Beethoven Live at The Catalyst on 1987-06-06) if you feel so inclined. CVB are another band that I would consider classic nerd rock because of their experimental and absurdist tendencies.

Track 6: Delia Derbyshire – “Doctor Who Theme”
The Doctor Who theme is not only significant in the confines of geek music for it’s attachment to the seminal Brit sci-fi epic, but also because of its significance as a groundbreaking piece of electronic music.

Track 7: Moondabor – “Yellow”
I know very little about Moondabor as an artist. I first heard this track on the very excellent Radio Clash podcast. A Coldplay cover without all the artsy pretension? Indeed.

Track 8: Nintendude – “Colonel Mustache
8 and 16-bit music has a genuine appeal to me, so I really like finding artists still making these kinds of dynamic chiptunes.

Track 9: Optimus Rhyme – “Train in Vain”
Does anyone have that cut of Optimus Rhyme performing “Guns of Brixton?” It was posted to their MySpace a few weeks back. My copy has inexplicably vanished and it seems to have recently been bumped from their download list. :(

Track 10: mc chris -- “Blastic”
The worthiness of “Dungeon Master of Ceremonies” is all up to individual interpretation. Personally, I thought there were some solid tracks, but the skits left me cold. I’ve always found mc’s albums to be a mixed bag – some definite highpoints coupled with some drastic lows – but if you like chris and think it might be your thing I encourage you to pick it up. This track makes a Ben Sherman reference, so that earns him some points from me due to my mod tendencies.

Z’s final interlude: “Rooted firmly in Germanic paganism”
I wonder how long it will take for y’all to get sick of the “nerd news, exclusive interviews, and [silly non sequitur]” thing.

Track 11: Baddd Spellah feat. MC Frontalot – “Rhyme of the Nibelung
I won’t go into excruciating detail about this particular song, seeing as how I’ve posted so much about it already, but I will remind you to vote (every 12 hours until the 14th).

Bonus: Elmer Fudd – “Spear and Magic Helmet”
Needless to say, this was my first introduction to the works of Wagner.

And those are the notes for the show that was. Thanks for listening, and feel free to hit me up with your questions and comments. And don’t forget to vote for Spellah!

Thursday, September 07, 2006

Lea Hernandez

I’m going to go out on a limb here and assume that more than a couple of you who are reading this are comics fans and will certainly know the name Lea Hernandez. I’m also going to assume that a few of those same individuals haven’t checked out popular comic nerd haunts such as PVP or the Oni Press BBS for a few days, and will thus be unaware that early yesterday morning Hernandez and her family awoke to find their Texas home in flames. They lost most of their house, several of their pets, and the bulk of their personal belongings. Thankfully, the comics community is currently mobilizing to aid them in their time of need. You can also contribute by making a donation directly to her Paypal account -- divalea@gmail.com -- and you can get more info at her LJ.

Wednesday, September 06, 2006

More nerd news in brief

It’s been a big week for nerd music, and nerdcore in particular. Don’t believe me? Well read on, ye of little faith:

  • Nerdcore is blowing up in Europe. If, that is, you define “blowing up” in the loosest of possible terms.
  • mc chris’s new album Dungeon Master of Ceremonies is currently in the top twenty on iTunes hip-hop and also in the top 100 albums overall. He is, at present, attempting to mobilize the troops so as to bust into the iTunes hip-hop top 10, so check out the new album if the urge strikes.
  • Optimus Rhyme is co-headlining a mini-tour with MC Frontalot in late October. Front sez: Sat the 21st is confirmed for NYC. We're trying to put Boston together that Friday, then DC and Philly afterwards. Do you have a reliable lead on an excellent venue? (Suggestions are great, but if you or a close contact actually books a space -- that's the kind of leads we need.) Time is short and self-booking is a pain in the bottom, so any help is appreciated. We need: anywhere with a great sound system, lights, and a stage. Our ideal schedule is 10/20 Boston, 10/22 DC, 10/23 Philly. We're expecting to draw 200 or so in each of these towns.
  • In other Front-a-licious news, the man who’s been rocking our collective ass for the breadth of the new millennium now has his nerdcore sights set on a much smaller collection of derrieres. Frontalot lends his considerable vocal talents to the recently released Elmo's Potty Time DVD. For those of us who have always wanted to hear a 1.5-minute rap about a toilet paper factory, this is an opportunity not to be missed!
  • Let me reiterate that Canadian wunderkind Baddd Spellah (aka David T. Chong) has made it to the final round of a remix contest put together by the CBC. His track "Rhyme of the Nibelung," produced with a little help from a certain gentleman (last name: Frontalot, first name: MC), can be both listened to and voted for right here. It’s important to vote for Spellah’s cut not only because it is the most interesting, most original, most entertaining, bestest track presented, but also because I’m fairly certain this is how Canada chooses it’s prime minister/president/grand poobah/whatever-the-hell-they-call-it. The future of the Great White North depends on you!
  • And lastly, behold the glory that is the Nerdcore News PAX edition:

Tuesday, September 05, 2006

Vote Spellah in '06!

Our old buddy Baddd Spellah has been chosen as a finalist in the CBC’s “Remix the Ring” contest. He humbly requests that you take the time to vote for him as the final selection process begins, and I would like to reiterate.

Straight from the horse’s mouth:

A remix I made got selected as one of 10 finalists
for CBC's (Canadian Broadcasting Corporation) "Remix the Ring" contest!
Now its up to public voting to see who comes out on top.

Between September 5, 2006 and September 13, 2006
you can vote for my remix, "Rhyme of the Nibelung", here:


---------- CLICK ME! ----------

The limit is one vote per listener per day so vote daily!
Please tell your friends too!


Apologies in advance: I plan on being fully obnoxious and spammy
for the duration of the contest; I've got the Eye of the Tiger... RAWR!

Thanks to MC Frontalot for donating his literate and rappadocious vocal skillz
and to Big John McCaig at PanicStudios for the masterful mastering on the track.

Saturday, September 02, 2006

Half the battle

In addition to a little personal enlightenment, I’ve learned two very important things this week:

YTCracker is invincible and Ultraklystron is a rogue genius!

Now you know.

Friday, September 01, 2006

Moment of clarity

Like a lot of you, I’ve had a bad case of the scenester blues of late. For many, myself included, it appears as though we’ve reached an age where negativity abounds and maintaining unity among our geek brethren seems like a tall order. All is dark. Hope wanes. Oh, Discordia!

But while I was busy focusing on the negative, others were creating. Others were discovering. Others were volunteering their time and skills to the cause.

Fact of life: sometime stuff sucks.

Dose of reality: things are only as good as we make them.

The only person whose attitude I can change is my own. So it’s time for a little housecleaning, internal-style.

The best thing that I can do for the scene is my own personal best. It’s as simple as that. The answer was right in front of my face; I just couldn’t see it.

It’s not about criticism, but about keeping the lines of communication (and our respective minds) open. It’s not about style or manner, but about substance and heart. It’s not about merely identifying a problem, but taking it upon ourselves to fix it.

I am nerd, hear me… type? Podcast? I dunno.

Fuck it! You get the idea: I have found the cure for the scenester blues, and that cure is right action. Do your thing and do it well. All else is secondary.

Wednesday, August 30, 2006

Nerd news in brief

Here are a few things that I feel you should be aware of. I post because I care.

  • mc chris’s new album Dungeon Master of Ceremonies is now available for download at iTunes. The iPod-dependent among you may feel free to rejoice.
  • Beefy has some nice footage from his post-PAX performance at The Shark Club available over at his blog. Check it out to see how the big guy flows live and in person.
  • Nerd comedian Schäffer the Darklord has a dark future geek rap track about making the sweet nasty with one's own clone. It’s both lyrically offensive and magically delicious. (Thanks to my boy Brüx for this one!)
  • Lastly, Geoffrey Chaucer hath a blog. Methinketh ich am not the only man of letters amoung ye who wol loveth the parfit mutterings of thilke mooste glorious father of Englysshe poesy.

Tuesday, August 29, 2006

Radio Free Hipster Ep. 5: Turn That Frown Inside-out

I am too old to be emo. It’s just not pretty on a fogey like myself. When stuff gets me down, I either get A) sad B) surly of C) drunk. It’s just more age appropriate. The great thing about those responses is that you can logically progress through each in a prescribed order. Queue visual aid:

drunk -> surly -> sad
sad -> drunk -> surly
surly -> sad -> drunk
Sometimes I let little things grate on me. I know Internet arguments are a fact of life. I also realize that they are the smallest of potatoes when compared to all the genuine, unabashed strife in the world. Still, it chaps my arse. When it comes to nerd music, specifically nerdcore, I really do think that we should all get along pretty well. I mean, we’ve been shunned by damn near everyone else, so why not revel in the love of your tribe, right? But I reckon that can’t always happen. People, not just nerds, but human beings, can be petty, territorial, and reactionary. And even the best among us find it hard to walk away from an insult or insinuation without retaliating.
I reckon my point is, though I can’t stand beef, bitching, and bickering, I don’t blame folks for voicing their displeasure. I sometimes wish we could maybe not be so harsh and insulting with our words, but again that’s just how stuff goes sometimes. When shit gets started we naturally want to be the one who finishes it. Strongly. Firmly. Whether or not our approach is “constructive” or not is the last thing on our minds.
I want Hipster, please! to be inclusive, rather than exclusive or divisive. I want it to be a place where we can lump nerd music together for the sheer fun of lumping it together and worry about hashing out which flavor it is later. That being said, I’ll often talk about (or play) two artists in close proximity to each other whom, while musically or thematically similar, are miles apart in there views and personal philosophies. Sometimes they’ll even have a genuine dislike for one another. But I try not to dwell on that. I don’t expect anyone to like all the music that I cover and I certainly don’t expect everyone to like all of the musicians that I cover. I just want to present them and their music in as positive a light as possible for the enjoyment of fans new and old.
I hope I’m doing a good job at that, but I don’t know. You never really know how folks feel about you until you piss ‘em off.

Download Radio Free Hipster Ep. 5: Turn That Frown Inside-out Running Time: 45:57 Size: 42 MB

Radio Free Hipster Ep. 5: Turn That Frown Inside-out Show Notes

Intro track: Oddioblender – “Eli the Indie Rockette
Oddioblender has strong electronic roots, but he’s been edging ever-closer to nerdcore for some time now. In addition to dropping rhymes on this new album, he’s provided beats for many geek MCs. I hope to hear the Blondie cover that he and MC Router did sometime before I die! ;)

Z’s 1st interlude: “Recurring Rhyme Torrents Feuds”
Because of this newest round of feuding both Beefy and Router have decided to no longer come around the RT BBS. They've both been nothing but cool to me, and they were the first artists to contribute to Radio Free Hipster. It’s not like I suddenly can’t talk to ‘em or goof off with ‘em anymore – Christ knows they keep the channels of communication open – but I can’t help but feel as though things’ll be less fun without them around.

Track 1: Del the Funky Homosapien – “If You Must”
This one’s for you, mcoyster. Hope you dig it.

Track 2: Djpretzel – “Hillbilly Rodeo
How did I not play this track in Ep. 2? Once again; poor planning on my part. NES meets redneck madness. djpretzel was the first non-nerdcore (or at least non-nerdcore-related) artist to be interviewed for Hipster, please!

Track 3: Shael Riley – “The Music of My Groin
Not sure if Shael will appreciate the designation “all-purpose absurdist dork rock,” though Roach found it appropriate. Also not sure he’s gonna like the fact that my drawl adds a second syllable to his name.

Track 4: funky49 – “Shake Your Rump (Trading Spaces remix)
funky49 has a ton of sweet tracks. You should check ‘em out. He’s a nice cat. Did I mention that? The intro for this song works well with Shael's groin.

Z’s 2nd interlude: “Redneck limbo”
That first set was what I like to call my Nepotism Set: songs for (and by) people who’ve said nice things to (and about) me. The moral of the story is, if you send me an amusing email I will most likely mention you on my podcast.

Track 5: Headphone Souls – “Such Great Whispers
Headphone Souls does excellent mash-ups. Unfortunately, Headphone Souls doesn’t always tag ‘em. :(

Track 6: Smooth E. – “Wait (Til You See Her Kid)
Suburbanhomeboy.com What more can I say? ;)

Track 7: MC Frontalot – “Goth Girls
I play a lot of Front on my podcast. He’s perhaps the only nerdcore artist that I’ve played more than MC Router! I should present him with a plaque or something.

Track 8: Jay-Zeezer – “Surf Wax Off Your Shoulders
“Dirt Off Your Shoulders.” Not “Brush Off Your Shoulders.” And it's "Surf Wax America." Not "Surf Wax." I can’t even say a simple title correctly. What’s wrong with me?

Z’s 3rd interlude: “DJ Taintmeat”
I’m serious; the next time I make one of my barely passable mash-ups I shall tag it DJ Taintment. Genius!

Track 9: The Muppets – “Manamana”
I think I should end every episode with Statler and Waldorf. They are the ultimate critics. Fuck you, Roger Ebert!

And so ends another podcast. Music has the preternatural ability to lift the spirit, to elevate the mood, and to cleanse the mind of frustrations and idle turmoil. It also has the ability to bore and annoy. I hope this episode provided a bit more from column A than from column B. Lemme know. Thanks so much for listening.

A picture is worth a thousand nerds

Pix from the World’s Fist All Nerdcore Hip-Hop Show are currently available over at crapbots.com, and it appears as though a good time was had by all. Beefy took the stage for the first time, Karl got it on DDR-style, Rai unveiled a new track, Monzy made a last-minute appearance, FSR brought a flock of nerdcore faithful, and YT and the Spamtec crew took it home in world-class style. MC Frontalot and members of Optimus Rhyme even stopped by to show their support.

The images literally drip with nerd love. So take ‘em in and kick yourself for not showing up. Failing that, doctor up a picture or two and make up your own outlandish tales of nerdcore debauchery!

Monday, August 28, 2006

The PAX that was

I missed out on a lot by not attending PAX 06. I missed out on Frontalot, Optimus, Minibosses, NESkimos, and the Video Game Pianist. I missed out on the Omegathon (Big up to Leeroy!!!!). I missed out on the screening of last year’s PAX on DVD. I missed seeing my bro Beefy’s first live show (post-PAX, but still PAX-y). I missed the ball and crazy ball-related shenanigans. I missed out on what was surely the largest number of post-consumer DS and DS Lites in one place. And, perhaps saddest of all, I missed seeing nerd love blossom.

But at least there’s a YouTube clip of that last one!



Wednesday, August 23, 2006

As if PAX wasn’t enough

All you west coast nerd-boys and girlies are doubtlessly packing away your dice and MC Frontalot tees even as I type this. You’re all flush and giddy just thinking about the gaming and the guests and the… Gabe.

Yes, PAX is bearing down on us all like a great big honkin' truck. And what could be better than the biggest, bestest, more nerderrific convention of them all? Well, all that and a FREE post-PAX gig at The Shark Club featuring some of your favorite nerdcore artists and put together by the fine folks behind the Nerdcore for Life documentary. Of course, I’ve already spoken at length about this. So you’re all assuming that old Z. doesn’t have any more good news to spread, no more surprises to unveil, no more tricks, as they say, up the sleeve.

Not true.

Do you like booze? Do you like video games? Do you like Nerdcore News? Of course you do!

How would you like to hang out with the crew of the latter while reveling in the hedonistic glee of the former? Do I even have to ask?

Gabriel and Syn have put out an open call to all friends and fanboys in the Bellevue area for PAX. It would appear as though they plan to rally the troops to descend, locust-style, on the nearest GameWorks and enjoy such touted specials as the $10 all-night play special and $2 Jäger shots. Don’t’ believe me? See for yourself!



So recap: those of you headed Bellevue-way for PAX can start the weekend early with the Nerdcore News crew Thursday PM, rock out with Gabe and Tycho Friday through Sunday, and then catch the world's first All Nerdcore Hip-Hop Show before heading back to your respective homes Sunday evening.

We are truly living in a golden age.

Monday, August 21, 2006

Frontalot ver 4.0

When I interviewed MC Frontalot back in May, he mentioned that there were some changes brewing for frontalot.com. It appears as though the brewing has concluded and the dark, rich cup of version 4.0 will soon great our eager lips. According to the man himself, the new site will launch tomorrow morning. Will it include the “Open-Source Beats Program” that Front spoke to me about? Will Front commemorate the launch with more free, exclusive tracks and other goodies? Will somebody tell me why life goes the way it goes?

I reckon we’ll all just have to wait until tomorrow to see!

Friday, August 18, 2006

Radio Free Hipster Ep. 4: PAX Americana

I am an indecisive twat when it comes to the whens and hows of putting together a RFH episode. Early this week I completed episode 4 because I knew I wouldn’t have time to do another ep. for a while due to the crush of work that coincides with the start of fall semester. And yet, when I realized that the episode I did do wasn’t the episode I should have done, I still managed to find time to completely re-do it. Ain’t that some shit?
I really do hate the fact that I can’t attend PAX, but I don’t begrudge you. Y’all just be sure to have a little extra fun on my behalf. And maybe drink a little extra for me. Then I’ll be fine.
This ep. runs a little short. Consider this penance for last week’s super-sized offering. As always, comments are appreciated and encouraged.
Download Radio Free Hipster Ep. 4: PAX Americana Size: 35.5 MB Running Time: 38:49



Radio Free Hipster Ep. 4: PAX Americana Show Notes
Intro track: Front – “Penny Arcade Theme
This one was a no-brainer. How else do you start a PAX-themed podcast? I’ve already seen Front once this year, but I’d kill to see him perform again!

Z’s 1st interlude: “The importance of Gabe and Tycho”
Penny Arcade and PAX are nerd culture icons. That’s really all I can say about ‘em.

Track 1: Video Game Pianist – “The Legend of Zelda 1 – Level Themes
My crystal ball tells me that people will mock my pronunciation of the word pianist. I was completely blown away the first time I came across a clip of Martin playing. Truthfully, I still am.

Track 2: mc chris – “Geek”
My original take on Ep. 4 was “The Aggro Ep.” and somehow this song didn’t make it to the list. But the mc classic did show up here. The world is funny sometime.

Track 3: The Minibosses – “Castlevania 3”
My wife hates this song. Mostly because it makes it onto all of my roadtrip CDs. She’s not one for instrumentals. The ‘Bosses site looks to be down right now (pre-PAX traffic spike?), but try ‘em later for free tracks.

Z’s 2nd interlude: “Post-PAX goodness”
This link says it all. Be there.

Track 4: MC Frontalot vs. Karl Olson – “Front the Most (Ultrastep Mix)
As mentioned above, the all nerdcore show at the Shark Club will rock your taint. For those of you lacking taints, this show will rock so fervently as to spontaneously craft a rudimentary taint for you which it will then rock the fuck off.

Tracks 5 & 6: NESkimos – “Contra Code” & “Contra Jungle
The only thing better than a band with a clever name is a band with a clever name that has the talent and charisma to back it up. NESkimos are such a band.

Track 7: Optimus Rhyme – “Obey the Moderator
Another Rhyme Torrents gem. As previously mentioned, Optimus may have quite possibly been the first nerdcore I ever heard. I envy you lucky fuckers who get to see ‘em live.

Z’s final interlude: “Bring me somethin’ nice”
I expect PAX-related goodies from each of you who attend. My mailing address will be provided upon request. ;)

Track 8: Mike Relm: “Relm and Josie with Attitude”
I like the fact that Gabe and Tycho elected to deviate a little from the expected. You can find nerds, nerd appeal, and nerd love in the strangest of places. In fact, that’s one of the core beliefs that power this podcast. Check out Mike’s site for this and other interesting tracks.
EDIT: It appears as though Relm has cancelled. What a pissa!

And that, as they say, is that. Thanks for listening, and don’t hesitate to share your thoughts. And if I missed any PAX artists, let me know. I’m but one simple man, and am thus not infallible. I am actually quite… fallible… which is to say… I fall… a lot… No… wait.

Thursday, August 17, 2006

Describing the indescribable

This has to be my favorite YouTube submission of late. It’s of my boy Beefy freakin’ the hell out to 1337 GEEK BEAT’s “Hutzumi.”

In a word: Priceless.

The best part is around the 1 minute mark when Beef looks as if he’s dragging a very itchy ass across a very expensive carpet!

Enjoy the magic!



Tuesday, August 15, 2006

Reverence Through ReMixing

The OverClocked ReMix project is difficult to explain but simple to understand. Since 1999, David Lloyd and a steady stream of contributors have been providing fans with an ever-growing deluge of original compositions based on and incorporating elements of console, computer, and handheld gaming soundtracks. While this dedication speaks volumes about the OCR community and its appreciation for the sometimes primitive, sometimes extravagant, always elusive tracks from gaming's history, there is more to their mission than simply retooling game music for its own sake.

The manifold purpose of OCR is to “honor and appreciate the often-overlooked men and women who write quality music for a medium that is too frequently considered to be ‘disposable'”, to facilitate the expression, experimentation, and improvement of current and future ReMixers, and to provide free, quality music to anyone inclined to listen.

David (AKA djpretzel) was kind enough to take time from his busy schedule to discuss the site, game music in general, and the magic of melody with Hipster, please! Read on, and be afforded a glimpse at a gentleman who seeks not to preserve video game music solely for gamers, but to help garner game music and those who create it a genuine level of universal artistic appreciation.

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Despite the fact that you take great pains to prevent such misinterpretations, is there still lingering confusion concerning the traditional concept of a remix (referring to a more cosmetically altered form of an original work) versus that of a ReMix (which is generally much more comparable to an arrangement or full reinterpretation)? Do some people still not get it?

Some people still don't get it, but most do. All you have to hear is a single ReMix that's really been drastically rearranged for it to click: "oh, they're not just sampling the game music and adding beats - it's much more". It's a pretty unintuitive term, and the mixed capitalization doesn't really disambiguate it much, but it hasn't been too terribly problematic, either.

The primary tenet of the OverClocked ReMix project is focused on the fact that video game music is not disposable; that it is, in fact, art unto itself. Considering the fact that video games themselves are generally viewed as inherently inferior to the likes of literature and film, does the struggle for legitimate recognition of game music as art ever feel like an uphill battle?

Yes, but in a way it should be an uphill battle, and that's part of the appeal. It's taken a good long while for film composers to get the respect they deserve, and for people to realize that film scores can be decoupled and appreciated on their own - that there's enough depth there - so it makes sense that it's going to be a harder sell to get the same appreciation for games.

I think games are undergoing an important shift in public opinion right now, what with the Congressional attention in the United States and censorship elsewhere. There's an increasing divide between an older generation that's outraged at violence and sex because they have a limited view of games as being for children, versus a steadily growing demographic of adults now in their twenties and thirties that have grown up with games, who realize it's an artistic medium like any other and isn't limited to one demographic. As members of this second group age, move into the workplace (and elected offices), and have children of their own, I think we'll start witnessing a sea change of sorts, and that games will be elevated in the collective consciousness and appreciated alongside art, music, and film, not beneath them.

That's a long ways off, and while it certainly sounds both ideal and idealistic, it's probably more fun to be running a site like OCR right now, trying to shift opinions earlier on, fighting the uphill battle as you say; it's more fun bucking trends and public opinion than following them.

You make an excellent point about the aging of the video game generation. One needs only to look at the widespread modern acceptance of Rock ‘n Roll to see what happens when a youth-centered cultural touchstone matures with its fans.

Do you feel that recent high-profile projects such as Video Games Live and Play: A Video Game Symphony represent a breakthrough in a more mainstream acceptance of game music? Have you had an opportunity to attend any such events?

They represent a breakthrough of sorts, but I think the fans already existed, and were just waiting for events like these to come along; what they're really doing is finally capitalizing on a pretty significant demographic, giving it the respect it deserves, and putting on an amazing show as well.

I haven't yet attended Play, but I met up with Tommy Tallarico in Philly for Video Games Live. He's a great guy, very approachable, and as close to an "oracle" of video game music knowledge as exists on the planet. The concert was impressive, with both musical and interactive elements; I think I was the only person who let out a particularly hearty cheer when they played one of the themes from " Outrun ", but the audience was definitely into it as well. Plus, our official podcast VGDJ was given the chance to interview Tommy, Jack Wall ( Myst series), Michael Salvatori ( Halo & Halo 2 ), Gerard Marino ( God of War ), Martin Leung (the Video Game Pianist), and Marcus Henderson ( Guitar Hero ) - you can check the coverage on the website at www.vgdj.net - it's episode #43.

Would you say that ReMixes share a commonality with modern mash-ups/bastard pop , specifically with that genre's focus of the juxtaposition of unrelated works and styles?

OverClocked ReMix”A limited commonality, yes. Mash-ups certainly have a similar spirit of repurposing to them, and certainly go beyond the traditional confines of normal remixing. I've heard some damn good ones, too. However, they're still limited in scope to using borrowed audio from the original pieces, lacking the flexibility that comes with rebuilding a song from scratch. I think mash-ups are more about finding interesting intersections between tracks, whereas ReMixes are more about finding totally new directions to take tracks in. I might be biased, but I also think the latter approach is more honorific of the pieces' original composers. That being said, there's some great stuff being done on the mash-up front, and I think we overlap with its ideology of juxtaposition and reuse.

Likewise, do you see ReMixes as closely related to the current game rock movement? Does the manner in which bands like NESkimos and The Minibosses combine a reverence for the source material with self-expression and rock ‘n' roll showmanship echo the spirit of OCR?

Absolutely. A lot of the time, songs that game rock bands actually put out would constitute ReMixes. We've got three tracks from Game Over and a Minibosses mix on the site, amongst others. It's essentially a subset of ReMixing that's genre-specific, and places more emphasis on live performance. Sometimes there's not as much arrangement going on, and that's where the divergence seems to lie - there's often rock "covers" of game music that are essentially note-for-note, with instruments swapped out. But usually there's some degree of rewriting, often for percussive reasons or to throw in some guitar hero soloing or what not, and in those instances we're basically one and the same.

Game music is viewed much differently in Japan , with regard to popularity and accessibility. Would you prefer to see the West follow suit?

Yes, but in our own way, over time, and for the right reasons. I think it's almost inevitable, at some point, but I'd rather it be because the overall perspective on gaming has changed than because Jay-Z decided to record an exclusive track for the next Grand Theft Auto . Not that licensing and tie-ins aren't one sign of industry maturity, and not that I don't like Jay-Z, but I'd wanna see a deeper appreciation develop that was built up over time.

With regard to your own ReMixes , do you see yourself more as a songwriter, a musician, a producer, all of the above, or something totally different?

All of the above, but the closest thing to ReMixing in my mind should be songwriting; a good ReMix involves an arrangement that's expansive enough to incorporate a ReMixer's own compositional ideas, and that's at the very heart of what we're doing. Musicianship can be important, production is always key, but you can't get by at all without the compositional aspect, as it's what defines what we're about. This certainly holds true for me, but I'd hope that it also holds true for other mixers on the site.

Your arrangements espouse a deep understanding of song structure and an appreciation for a memorable melody (with “ ASSAULT ” and “ Hillbilly Rodeo ” both standing out as personal favorites). What is your level of traditional musical training?

Well, ironically (perhaps tellingly), I dropped out of Music Theory in high school; I couldn't handle the rigidity and mathematical approach to formal musical structure. I'd rather learn by doing, even if I get a lot of things wrong. I was, however, in school band for six years, playing the trumpet and later euphonium , so I learned all of the basics about scales, meter, how to sight-read , etc. and was exposed to a wide variety of musical genres both via band and my family and friends. I still prefer an intuitive approach to composition, and always will - it might limit my work in some ways, but it makes it a hundred times more fun to create, and I think that energy reinvests itself into the music. Different people work in different ways, and I'm definitely more on the intuitive, unstructured side of things when it comes to music.

Speaking of “different ways”: How do you approach your ReMixes? Do you focus on an element of the original track and see where it takes you, or do you have an idea in your head before you even begin the process?

Yes. In other words, depending on the mix, it varies. If I focus on a specific element, it's always going to be a melodic element; I've written entire mixes simply because there was a single, five-note passage at the end of a melodic phrase that I absolutely wanted to hear with the interval transposed up a third on two notes, or something similar. So often it's very, very specific, and keys off of a particular aspect of the source tune. Other times, it's more general - I had the idea for my Super Mario 64 ' SunkenSuite ' mix in my head for weeks before I finally laid it down, so most of it was already written, so to speak.

What is your production setup, and what gear and tech would you recommend for an artist who wants to delve into ReMixing?

I'm a Cubase SX user. The sequencer you use is the heart of your system, whether it be Cakewalk SONAR , Apple Logic , Pro Tools , Reason , or FruityLoops . Reason and FruityLoops offer beginners who are totally new to making music the best bang-for-the-buck, I think; FruityLoops in particular, as it can host other VSTi instruments and effects, of which many are freely available. All you really need for these tools is a soundcard with relatively low latency (the Audiophile 2496 is cheap & excellent - I've got two), and optionally a keyboard (I've got a Midiman Radium 49 and a Yamaha Motif 6 ). The keyboard can just be a straight MIDI controller, which are pretty cheap - it doesn't have to be a thousand dollar workstation with lots of bells and whistles (although those are *very* fun).

I say that a keyboard is optional because we've got several ReMixers that input everything using a mouse, and don't play anything live. I'm the exact opposite - even a really basic part like a kick drum or a snare, I'll input live, both for fun and for the natural variations to velocity, etc. this can lend. For about $400 you can get FruityLoops, an Audiophile 2496, and a decent MIDI controller, and that's a very potent setup that people have done amazing things with. I've accrued far more toys, from Gigastudio to Colossus to a range of Native Instruments softsynths, that I both use and love, but I'd like to think I could still make enjoyable music using a paired-down FL or Reason-based setup, and that's what I'd recommend to beginners.

I also use a Rode NT1 condenser mic for vocals, a Roland VM3100 mixer , M-Audio BX8 monitors , AKG K240 headphones, and for mastering I almost always run things through T-Racks , BBE Sonic Maximizer , and for any sort of editing, Sound Forge .

That's a lot of tech!

Not to compare apples to oranges, but do you generally prefer classic 8 and 16-bit gaming soundtracks to the modern emphasis on full orchestration? Did the limitations of the medium's early years serve more to hinder or to inspire?

I'm a very melody-centric person when it comes to music; I remember intervals, passages, etc., and if the tune's not there, not conspicuous and catchy to some degree, then I'm not feeling it. Because 16-bit and especially 8-bit consoles limited what composers could do from a production perspective, I feel like there was more emphasis placed on melody, and for me, that's a positive thing. It's not that redbook audio and modern production values aren't conducive to wonderful melodic composition - we've clearly seen massive evidence to the contrary. But the overall trend today I feel does weigh production and sounding "slick" over original melodic/harmonic components. There's tradeoffs either way, but most of my favorite game soundtracks are from the 16-bit era.

Are there, in your opinion, any gaming soundtracks that should be considered off limits to ReMixers? Are there any tracks that should be viewed as “hallowed ground,” or is everything fair game?

Nothing's off limits or sacrosanct. There are soundtracks that are far more challenging, but not because they're too revered, but because compositionally they're too intricate, abstract, or repetitive. It's not that we don't revere the best game soundtracks out there, though: ReMixing is our form of reverence.

What is your favorite classic gaming system from a musical standpoint and the standpoint of games and gameplay?

From the standpoint of music, though it pains me as a Sega man to say it, there's too strong an argument for the SNES to not give it the title. Games and gameplay, I'd lean more towards the Genesis - I was a huge fan of Revenge of Shinobi and the Phantasy Star series.

Are you still a gamer?

Yes, but not a very good one! Due to time constraints, these days I more often play racing games, fighting games, FPS, etc. as opposed to RPGs or action/adventure. F-Zero GX , UT2004 , and Street Fighter Alpha 3 would be the titles I'm most likely to pick up in my limited free time.

What is your take on the highly anticipated next-gen system wars?

Are the wars themselves anticipated, or just the systems? ;)

Touché! ;)

Honestly, I've never been too terribly interested in systems - I'm more interested in games. Microsoft's doing interesting things with XBOX Live that I think are changing the console scene, and I really do think the Wii's controller has the potential to bring a lot of people into the gaming fold and make gaming a more social experience. Sony , well... we'll see. The notion of system wars feeds fanboyism , forum spats, magazine sales, and probably increases the number of early adopters willing to shell out inane amounts of cash. I'm not entirely sure any of those things are necessary to the overall success of the industry. For this round, at least, I'm taking a wait-and-see attitude until all the players have layed down their chips, so to speak. I'll be happily playing my Dreamcast .

Ah, the noble Dreamcast!

As this site is dedicated to “nerd music and culture” I am compelled to ask you: Do you consider yourself a nerd?

djp in studio”Maybe one fifth nerd. If people can claim that they're 1/18th Cherokee and what not, I should be able to claim that I'm 1/5th nerd. I can majorly geek out with the best of them on any number of nerd/geek topics like object-oriented programming, Star Trek / Wars , LOTR , etc., but I can also turn it off in a flash and have fairly "normal" conversations with "normal" people. What's normal, anyways? A wider demographic is becoming familiarized with computers than ever before, so technical proficiency with them is no longer a guarantor of nerddom. I'm an English major, and I'd usually much rather talk about fiction, or film, and of course music. OverClocked ReMix is an intersection of many interests, and while the phrase "video game remix" might make one think that it's dedicated solely to "nerd music and culture" as you say, I think the scope is often a bit wider. Nevertheless, that's still definitely a part of it, but I feel like we bridge nerd music and culture with other demographics, or at least try to.

I completely agree. I know many people who'd scoff at the idea of downloading a nerdcore hip-hop album, but who'd feel perfectly comfortable rocking out to a Super Mario Bros ReMix . How do you account for that? I understand that nostalgia is a factor, but is there something more? How would you account for the resonant emotional impact of the so-called “bleeps and bloops” of classic gaming?

Well, to its credit, nerdcore is completely original, and that's part of why ReMixes might have a wider audience - there's a familiarity, associated with nostalgia, to the music. Plus, nerdcore is a single genre, and ReMixes are really less of a genre and more of a framework: there's nothing precluding, for example, a nerdcore ReMix . So some people might simply not be into hip-hop at all, vastly preferring jazz, and thus be down with some Zelda jazz from a group like Neskvartetten . Listening to a nerdcore or geeksta track, you'll know pretty soon who the main audience is, but you can play ReMixes for people in their seventies who've never touched a game system in their life, and while they won't recognize what they're hearing, they'll like it. It's not as intrinsically tied to a specific demographic or genre, and this gives it some breathing room. The emotional impact and nostalgia factor honestly don't HAVE to be there for people to appreciate ReMixes, from what I've seen. It can certainly help, but part of the point we're making about game music is that it's been unfairly pigeonholed, and that it usually resonates with gamers and non-gamers alike.

That's an excellent point. In that regard, people who have no connection to the game or the original composition really can appreciate the music simply for the art of it. But I digress.

Are there any classic ReMixes or freshly accepted submissions that you'd like to specifically recommend to those new to the world of OCR?

Recently, JigginJonT's F-Zero ReMixes have been excellent. I also collaborated with Geoffrey Taucer on a Chrono Trigger ReMix that's done in the style of folk singer/songwriters like Jim Croce , taking ReMixing in a VERY different direction. It was surprising to see how many listeners were positive, since this was a genre previously unavailable on the site, and one that I wouldn't think most gamers would be into; goes to show that assumptions and stereotypes can often be dead wrong.

More generally, ' The Ken Song ', ' Pillar of Salt ', and ' Kizukaseru ' are all required listening. That last one is from Last Blade 2 , one of the best and most-underplayed 2D SNK fighters ever made. There's dozens of tracks I could recommend, and these just scratch the surface; it's different for each listener, but almost everyone finds something they fall in love with in the overall collection.

In the past, you've estimated that only between 10 and 15% of OCR submissions are accepted. Are such approximations still fairly accurate?

Yes, that's still about right; probably closer to ten, though.

OCR was originally touted as a secondary work to your OverClocked web comic, but eventually overtook that project. Is the OverClocked comic still merely “slumbering”?

It's less of a slumber and more of a coma - it might come out of it, it might not. At the very least, I might clean the site up at some point, remove outdated/broken links, etc. Essentially, the emulation scene itself has waned somewhat in momentum over the last few years, I feel, due to a confluence of factors, and I don't think there's as much to make fun of anymore. Plus I'm pretty rusty on my 3D Studio MAX skills :)

Are you still as heavily interested in emulation as you were when OCR launched back in 1999?

No, I've really switched gears to game music to some extent, but since the two are related in my opinion, I definitely still make time to check the news sites, etc. The scene has slowed down somewhat over the years, to the point where there's a primary, mature emulator for most of the major consoles/computers I'd be interested in, and updates/releases/new emulators are much scarcer. It's still amazing to me the talent that these programmers possess - it far eclipses anything I do - and I still fire up ZSNES or MAME from time to time, but not with the same frequency as when OverClocked began.

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I've long been an admirer of OCR. I stop by periodically to check for ReMixes of some of my favorite classic console titles. Interestingly enough, djpretzel has been at the top of my “People I Really Need to Interview” list for a while now, but I simply didn't know how to approach him. Thankfully, ReMixer and nerdcore rapper/producer mythril nazgul (AKA myf) – whom I met through an unrelated project – was kind enough to put in a good word for me. That's the funny thing about music: It builds bridges. OverClocked ReMix is a prime example of this.

In a world of gamers vs. non-gamers, nerds vs. normals, Alliance vs. Horde , it's refreshing to find a group of individuals who genuinely want to spread the good word to music fans across the board. Modern music needs individuals like David and his cohorts from OCR; performers, producers, and songwriters with a fire and a passion to share their music with others, not to idly perpetuate a closed, exclusive community. And, in turn, OCR needs you. Whether you're a potential ReMixer, community member, or listener, the OverClocked ReMix project represents an opportunity to expand your horizons and explore new musical avenues.

Now, if you don't mind, I'm off to play some Trojan on my old NES. There's a melody in there I simply can't wait to get stuck in my head.

Monday, August 14, 2006

On merch

We nerds are a creative bunch, and I’m not just speaking in terms of music here either. A lot of folks -- specifically in the nerdcore scene -- are not only gifted musicians, but exemplary visual artists and designers in their own rights. And that brings me, interestingly enough, to the matter of merch.

Let’s face it, conspicuous consumptions is a muthafucker. Still, if you support a style, a cause, an artist, or a brand, I can’t see anything wrong with giving ‘em a little bit of free pub. The purchasing of merch is, in its own way, a very genuine expression of your goodwill. It’s a way to both show nerd love and stimulate the economy! And it just so happens that I know a handful of noble merchants who could use the ducketts.

My pal Beefy, for example, has a really swank t-shirt designed to hype his preferred genre of music: nerdcore hip-hop. I even hear-tell he’ll send you some free Beefyness.com logo stickers if you ask him nicely.

Baddd Spellah also has an excellent nerdcore design that you can have emblazoned across your chest, head, crotch, or pet! Never before has a human skull looked so dapper, elegant, and intelligent.

Seminal nerdcore hip-hopper MC Fronatlot has a dizzying array merch to choose from. From t-shirts to stickers, CDs to glasses; Front has yo’ monkey-ass covered efficiently, affordably, stylishly.

But sometimes, dear readers, artist merch isn’t about the dough. Sometimes it’s more about fostering some name recognition. Sometimes it’s simply about the ego boost you get when you see your name on a t-shirt. By that token, Benjamin Bear has put together a nerdcore superstore of sorts for many of the Rhyme Torrents contributors. The Nerdcore Store boasts a fine selection of wares from some of your favorite musicians. In order to keep prices down, the parties involved have elected to charge the bare minimum for the items in question. This means that neither Ben nor the other artists make a profit from the sale of this stuff. Any “credit” generated simply serves to afford expansions to the store itself, allowing for more items. Think of it as a way to not only display your love for acts like 1337 GEEK BEAT, but to support this growing community.

Mr. Bear was even nice enough to whip up a Hipster, please! t-shirt. The clever gamers among you may realize that this particular item parodies a shirt worn by a certain Capcom protagonists. I can’t imagine anyone actually purchasing one o’ these, but it’s nice to know that a meager blogger like me is actually considered a viable member of the scene. How’s that for nerd love?

Thursday, August 10, 2006

Radio Free Hipster Ep. 3 – The Evolution of Nerdcore (As Told By Z.)

I love nerd music. That’s why I started this blog. That’s why I continue to try new things (like podcastsing), to approach different artists to share their views, and to seek out new avenues through which to I may do my small part to promote my nerdly compatriots. Still, as much as I say this isn’t just a nerdcore music site, that (sub)genre does hold prime real-estate in my heart. I love the beats. I love the rhymes. I love the sci-fi references. I love the rampant profanity. But mostly, I adore the eclectic group of artists who make with the funky shit.
I’ve been side-stepping the subject of my own personal views in nerdcore for a while. What can I say? I’m no fan of conflict, and I don’t wanna spark any further division. Still, I reckon since everyone else has had their say, I too should make with the dropping of my own unique brand of knowledge.
Now don’t get me wrong; words are my friends. I love ‘em, and they’ve served me well for three decades. Still, there are some things that are best communicated via example. Therefore, I have summarily combined these two elements to form my third podcast. There’s some talking – some drawling, as it were – and some songs to serve as illustrations. It’s like a book. A book made purely of sound… and nerd love.
For me, nerdcore is not merely an art form, but a living, breathing, ever-changing entity that grows and evolves; strengthened by each new artist’s own distinctive style and personality. The catch is, unlike evolution in a strictly scientific sense; the evolution of nerdcore – this growing and changing – is not in response to any environmental difficulty or fundamental flaw. Early nerdcore artist are no less important (or stylistically developed) than their n00b counterparts. They are all important. And, to paraphrase one of the oft-repeated YTCracker jewels, we are all family.
Download Radio Free Hipster Ep. 3 – The Evolution of Nerdcore (As Told By Z.) Size: a whopping 72.2 MB Running Time: an interminable 78.55

RFH Ep. 3 – The Evolution of Nerdcore (As Told By Z.) Show Notes
Intro: Beastie Boys – “Shake Your Rump”
Nerdcore cavemen? Maybe. I just remember, as a kid, this being the first rap group my friends could all agree on. I was always more of a Run-DMC type of cat, but you just can’t fuck with the Beasties.
Z’s 1st interlude: “Protonerd”
There were actually some artists from this section that got cut out too. Hopefully, I’ll keep doing this podcast long enough to get around to everyone!
Track 1: MC 900 Ft. Jesus -- “Buried at Sea”
This isn’t Jesus’s most hip-hoppy track, and it’s by design. This is a good example of the kind of stuff I relate guys like myf, Doc Pop, and Shael Riley too; cats unafraid to add nontraditional ingredients to the recipe.
Track 2: Kool Keith – “Lost in Space”
Kool Keith is the original Black Elvis. He was also nice enough to participate in the Rhyme Torrents compilation.
MAJOR EDIT: Kool Keith was Dr. Dooom not MF Doom!!! I was thinking one thing but said something different. Sorry for making a total cock-hole of myself there, folks. I really do know what the hell I’m talking about… most of the time... honest. Christ, I really gotta start writing scripts for these things.
Track 3: Handsome Boy Modeling School – “Rock n' Roll (Could Never Hip Hop Like This)”
I feel like I didn’t say enough about Prince Paul during the podcast. Lucky for you there’s Wikipedia! Rap can be a tad humorless sometimes, so I think producers like Paul and Dan did us all a favor by lightening shit up a little.
Track 4: MC Paul Barman – “Make No Mistake
I cut Paul some slack. If he doesn’t wanna be part of the club, I’m cool with that. Still, I consider him to be an important stop on this journey through nerdcore.
Z’s second interlude: “Founding Fathers”
This is where things get confusing. This is also where things get really interesting. Coincidence? I think not! The line between first and second generation (or first and second wave for my rudeboys) nerdcore is thin at best. Who came fist and who influenced whom? We may never know.
Track 5: MC Frontalot (feat. Baddd Spellah, Jesse D., MC Hawking) – “Nerdcore Rising”
When I said buy the album, I meant it. Don’t forget to buy Spellah, Jesse, and Hawkman merch too! This may be my favorite nerdcore track of all time.
Track 6: mc chris – “DQ Blizzard
I’m not gonna bitch about mc. As I said, whether you like him or you don’t, he influenced a lot of people to try out there skills behind the mic. I love this track and I always will.
Track 7: Optimus Rhyme – “Just Forget It
Depending on which day of the week you ask, I will either tell you that Optimus or MC Hawking was the first nerdcore act I ever heard. I’m old and prone to forget such simple things. Either way, I think you understand why I became so enthralled with it.
Track 8: YTCracker & Router – “Nerd Love”
The YTCracker you hear on the tracks is the real YTCracker. But he’s a nerd, you say, how can he be so down? No one knows, but that’s what makes him so unique. YT lives the nerd life. I’d love to tell you where I got this track, but that info is another thing that age has robbed me of. Try his MySpace.
Z’s 3rd interlude: “Proudly Nerdcore”
The following artists wear the badge of “nerd” proudly. I respect that. It’s as simple as that.
Track 9: Ultraklystron – “Five to Nine
I don’t generally watch anime. I mean, I love giant robots and shit, but your average otaku on the street doesn’t generally wanna hear me wax poetic about the incredibly unsafe toys of my youth. 70s nostalgia aside, Karl Olson is a musician/writer/anime freak that I have immense respect for. He’s an incredible talent, and an incredibly nice guy.
Track 10: Beefy – “Internet Celebrity
Where my podcast should rightly be finishing up, this one is just getting its second wind. :) I mention Beefy a lot around here. He’s a pal and a big supporter of the blog. Hell, he even offered to host my podcast over at Nerdcast! I really dig this song because I think it’s something a lot of us can relate to. Who doesn’t wanna be Gabe and Tycho?
Track 11: Futuristic Sex Robotz – “Back in the Day”
The entire Hotel Coral Essex album is free from the FSR site. You’ve already downloaded it, right? When I heard about George Takai coming out of the closet I thought: good for him – it’s never too late to unapologetically let the world know who you are and what you’re about! Then I saw the guy and felt stupid for not realizing it sooner. I mean, shit, he looks better at 68 than I do at 30. You just don’t see a lotta straight guys who take that good care of themselves! ;)
Track 12: Former Fat Boys – “Party in My Basement”
Am I the only one who thinks it’s clever to have a FUTURISTIC Sex Robotz track about the PAST paired with a FORMER Fat Boys Track about the PRESENT? I reckon if it was a clever as I’d originally thought I wouldn’t be explaining it now…
Z’s 4th interlude: “The Sound of Nerd to Come”
When I right it out like that, it really seems kinda dirty. Still, I think you feel me on this one. The following acts are perfect examples of new-er nerdcore that brings in interesting elements. All three tracks are from the Rhyme Torrents compilation project.
Track 13: Myf (feat. Masta Cwik)– “Top Secret!
As I mentioned, myf is a very cool, very talented cat. I know for a fact that he’s working up some new phatness for the next RT disk, and that’s a fact that allows me to sleep soundly at night. He also has some quality stuff at OverCLocked ReMix that you should definitely check out.
Track 14: Nursehella – “Nursehellamentary
If ‘Hella never releases another track, I can say with some certainty that she’s left her mark on nerdcore. She’s sparked fierce debate, been the target of damning allegations, and evoked quite a bit of ire within the scene; all unintentionally, I might add. All I can speak is my own mind, and as far as I’m concerned Nursehella is perfectly welcome within my nerdcore worldview. Last I heard; she and Baddd Spellah were diligently working on the rest of debut album. This is another release that I look very forward to.
Track 15: Rai – “Sunny Sunny Sunday
J-Nerdcore. I don’t even know if that’s a genre, but it should be. I have heard exactly two tracks from Rai, and they were two of my favorite RT submissions. She’s got an album in the works as well, and she’s agreed to talk to me about it prior to its release. Judging by the tone of her messages on the ol’ BBS, I think talking to her will be a blast!
Z’s final interlude: “…”
The dirty truth is as follows: Y’all got a 79 minute podcast because the original 130-someodd minute ‘cast was just too goddamn long and I lacked the strength to do the whole thing again for a third time. This one’s still too long, and I apologize. Will anyone actually listen to the whole thing? I’m kinda doubtful.
Track 16: MC Wreckshin – “I Want Candy”
With an hour of nerdcore already busting the seams of this ep., I needed something special to take this one home. Wreckshin provided this in spades. There really is a lot of excellent nerdcore coming out of Florida. And, in case you can’t tell, those FLA nerds know how to have a good time. I think I picked this track up from Wreckshin’s MySpace.

And so concludes my thoughts on nerdcore. Consider this my two cents. Two very, very long cents. Let the debate commence... um... I mean... continue.

Tuesday, August 08, 2006

Post-PAX goodness

You may have already heard about "Nerdcore Night" as Beefy mentioned it on this week's edition of JALP, but I found this handy-dandy post over at the Rhyme Torrents BBS:

"Announcing the world’s first ALL-NERDCORE HIP-HOP Show!!

Come celebrate the end of the Penny Arcade Expo at “NERDCORE NIGHT;” The first all-Nerdcore Hip-Hop show in the history of the known universe!

No cover charge! Only 6 miles from the Meydenbauer center.
Show begins 30 minutes after PAX shuts it doors on Sunday.

THE SHARK CLUB
52 Lakeshore Plaza, Kirkland WA.
SUNDAY, AUGUST 27th. 7:00PM.
http://www.thesharkclub.com

Never before have so many Monsters of Nerdcore assembled on one stage. Featuring the biggest names in the Pacific Northwest’s Nerdcore scene:

Beefy
Rai
Ultraklystron
The Futuristic Sex Robotz

And featuring very special guests, direct from Colorado, Ohio and Florida it’s;

THE SPAMTEC CREW: YTCRACKER, PHLOW and EGOD!!

The legendary digital Gangster himself YTCRACKER and the STC will storm the stage at the Shark Club for their very first west coast performance.

Don’t miss this one of a kind event! Come out and get your geek on! Sorry kids, 21 and over only! Nerdcore Night is sponsored by the producers of the upcoming documentary “Nerdcore for Life!” For directions from the Expo center to the Shark Club or for more information about the film, click here: http://crapbots.com/show.html

Did we mention it’s FREE!?"

Saturday, August 05, 2006

Got this link from my gal Buttnik (I loves ya, Nik!), and I thought I'd pass it on. Test thyself:


Your Geek Profile:

Academic Geekiness: High
Movie Geekiness: High
Music Geekiness: High
SciFi Geekiness: High
Gamer Geekiness: Moderate
Fashion Geekiness: Low
Geekiness in Love: Low
Internet Geekiness: Low
General Geekiness: None

Nerd love to the haters

Not a lot in the way of posts this week. Once again, it’s not because shit hasn’t been going on. I’ve simply been otherwise indisposed. I’m already piecing together ep. 3 of my podcast, Radio Free Hipster. (It’s an all nerdcore edition that’s looking to be a doozy. That’s right, kids, a doozy.) I’ve also been working on a new mash-up using an a cappella that YTCracker was nice enough to provide for me. Needless to say, that process is slow going. I’m not exactly what you’d call a “DJ” or a “producer.” Nor am I blessed with what you’d call “talent” or “skill,” so don’t expect much, okay?

I’m also finalizing my feature for the month. The real work has been done for weeks, but I always like to let a piece sit for a while if possible. That way all parties involved are able to take a good, long, sober look at what we’ve compiled and weed out anything that may incriminate us later.

On a totally unrelated note, my homie (sp?) High-C over at Rhyme Torrents posted a link to this little gem. I know Joel isn’t exactly everyone’s favorite software pundit, but I think he hits the nail on the head in this regard. For some reason, making fun of nerds is still in vogue. Considering the facts that A) with the prevalence of technology in the modern household, pop culture is rapidly aping nerd culture and B) because of this proximity to tech most people (especially the young, the educated, and those with a fair amount of disposable income) who aren’t professed nerds at least have nerdly tendencies, this is fairly asinine. But hey, what can you do? Rail against it in your blog, I reckon. It works for Joel. And for me.