Friday, March 16, 2007

More Nerd News in Brief

I'm not gonna lie; this has been a long-ass week. But it's almost behind us, so I reckon the best course of action is to plow ahead toward the weekend. Of course, before I do that I need to drop another Nerd News in Brief.

  • And the world will never be the same: All you cats in Portland be sure to head out to catch the Mediocre Tour (along with Panda Fist and Hott Pink) tonight at Adventureland. And those of you in Seattle would be fools to miss tomorrow's Goondocks CD release party at Tommy's Nightclub featuring the triumphant return of the Mediocre Tour to Sea-town as well as hometown heroes Optimus Rhyme. You're not fools, are you?
  • The stars at night are big and bright: Speaking of Friday gigs, all you Texans should head Austin-way to check out mc chris's SXSW showcase at Karma (119 W 8th St) Fifteen bucks gets you in, and no wrist band is needed. Bring your friends. Sing along. Get mc some major label love. He will seriously be your best friend if you attend. Seriously.
  • Parliament Dorkadelic: Church shot me an email last week that's just too damn nerdy not to share. Apparently a member of the Finnish Parliament has his Web site viewable in three languages: Swedish, English, and Klingon. Fuck, at least it's more practical than Esperanto!
  • For the Glory of Qo'Nos : Speaking of Klingons, Star Trek metalheads Stovokor are currently soliciting for questions via their MySpace. If you wanna play, simply shoot the guys a message titled “Question” through their profile link. I asked if they had any plans to perform on the east coast and how many Cardassians it took to change a lightbulb. Their answers? Yes and four.
  • Morose: And lastly, our pals Gabriel and Syn have posted another rousing edition of Nerdcore News. Be sure to watch all the way to the end. Gabriel drops some knowledge.


Thursday, March 15, 2007

Tonight, tonight, tonight / Oh, I'm gonna make it right

I just wanted to wish my friends the best of luck with tonight's Seattle event.

This very eve, the Columbia City Theatre will play host to some of my favorite voices in nerdcore hip hop. MC Tanuki, Nursehella, Ultraklystron, and PC Speaker (of Futuristic Sex Robotz), will help Beefy, MC Router, and Doctor Popular kick off the Mediocre Tour in style.

To those of you performing: break many-a leg, my friends!

To those in attendance: please take plenty of pictures.

Tuesday, March 13, 2007

Why I love Vagrant Aesthetic (and why you should too.)

I don't get paid for this.

That should go without saying, but alas I am… y'know… saying it.

Hipster, please! is not some money-making machine. I don't run ads and I don't have sponsors. Shit, the closest thing I have is the Play Asia affiliate link in the sidebar, and that only affords me a modicum of store credit for any items purchased using said link. (It's been used in this way exactly twice, in case you're wondering; both times by my mother at my own urging.)

By the same token, it's not exactly a black hole for my disposable income either. Thanks to services like Blogger and Gmail and the ample free storage space/bandwidth provided by cats like Antisocial and Beefy, I manage to keep this project going with minimal investment on my part. I pretty much just pay for the domain, and that's not exactly an exorbitant expense.

As I've said before, being a nerd music blogger is its own reward. I get to interact with interesting people, I get the skinny on new tracks and projects before many other nerdcore fans, and I've even been namedropped on a couple of occasions. Truthfully, that's enough to keep my spirits up and to remind me that the scene itself is full of real, living, breathing individuals, even though the bulk of which I know primarily as pseudonyms and URLs.

Still, sometimes I get little additional perks: a CD here, a sticker there. Only for me they're more than little perks; they are delightful bite-sized nuggets of validation.

I say all of this so that when I tell you that a veritable ball of awesome arrived on my doorstep a couple of weeks back, you'll know I'm speaking true.

My new pals Dennis and Denika are crafty, and I don't mean that in a Beastie Boys sense; I mean that they are grandly creative people who produce tangible goods. Such goods are – and I stretch my vocabulary-muscles simply to find a proper way in which to impart this to you – totally fucking boss!

This Arizona couple sells an assortment of interesting and admittedly bizarre items via their Etsy store (a service of which I was embarrassingly unaware prior to their introduction), the chief of which has become adorably grotesque stuffed zombie figures. Dennis and Denika recently decided to begin taking custom orders, a service which allows regular individuals to have made-to-order zombie plushies crafted for a nominal fee.

What's more, they decided to launch this line by crafting a zombified version of little ol' me! Given my self-professed fear of all things zombie, you'd think I would be offended, but you'd be wrong. I was delighted, flattered, and genuinely touched.

The thing I try to impart through this site (with varying degrees of success) is that nerds aren't simply people who love Star Trek or play D&D or excel in calculus; they are interesting, vibrant, creative individuals who just happen to have interests, attitudes, and skill-sets that aren't exactly congruent with the norm.

In my mind, the thing that sets the “nerd” apart may be rooted in interest – or, better yet, in the intensity of that interest – but it is complimented, nurtured, nourished through just this sort of unbridled creativity.

I appreciate the work of Vagrant Aesthetic in the same way that I appreciate the works of musicians like Drown Radio, Year 200X, or Stovokor; not simply because it is different for the sheer sake of novelty, but because it's an honest (and original) representation of the people who create it. It is, in a very real sense, a visible manifestation of the nerd pride that I haphazardly promote.

It's not about weirdness for weirdness's sake, it's about good-natured eccentricity.

Dennis and Denika did something really nice for me, and I just wanted to thank them all public-like. If you've got a moment and think you might be interested, go take a look at their wares. I don't think you've ever seen anything quite like ‘em.

And, should you be in the market for a personalized zombie plush, be sure to hit them up.



Radio Free Hipster Ep. 18: Listen & Learn

Generally speaking, the target audience for a given episode of Radio Free Hipster is people who are my age and are me. Whenever I play something and people actually like it I am pleasantly surprised. So I imagine that this edition in particular may seem a slap in the face to those of you who listen regularly in spite of my fickle nature.

I'm not trying to be difficult, really I'm not, but I got an idea to theme this episode around the concept of educational songs, and I simply couldn't not do it.

I blame the OCD.

A chunk of the tracks I included this time around are resplendent with nostalgia; you could go so far as to say it even has a 1970's public television vibe in places. This just sort of happened. I was, in a very literal sense, raised by television, and sometimes a man misses his mother.

Still, I hope the content of this ep. doesn't frighten away those of you under 25… or those of you who'd prefer not to hear songs about books. Mostly, I hope at least a couple of y'all can get down with this decidedly educational selection of songs.

Download Radio Free Hipster 18: Listen & Learn [mirror provided by Antisocial] Size: 43.5 MB Running Time: 47:36
Show Notes
Intro: Baddd Spellah (feat. Beefy) – “Radio Free Hipster Theme”
Every time I hear this song, I learn a lesson in awesome!
Track 1: MC Paul Barman and The Science Gang – “Learning 101”
Paul is sort of the Iggy Pop of nerdcore hip hop; he is both a creature apart and an early ancestor.
Z's 1 st interlude: “We spend a lot of time watching these vaguely educational shows.”
Okay, so maybe it's not a lot of time, but it sure as hell feels like it.

Track 2: Shel Silverstein – “Homework Machine”
Uncle Shel wrote both children's classic “A Light in the Attic” and the raunchy “Freakin' at the Freakers' Ball.” I dream of one day having that much range!

Track 3: Tom Lehrer – “New Math”
Church suggested I include Tom Lehrer. He actually helps out a lot like that, hipping me to new events and helping me plan things out. One day that fellow is gonna launch his own blog/podcast and blow me out of the water!
Track 4: Sesame Street – “Ladybug's Picnic”
My mom (the real one, not television) and I used to sing this song when I was a kid. Wikipedia tells me this short was animated by Bud Luckey.
Track 5: Braces Tower – “Eleven Twelve
Braces Tower opened the last ep., and triumphantly returns with this track.

Track 6: Shael Riley - “A Song About Measurement
Whenever I hear this song I imagine Shael's dad as some sort of strange suburban version of Apache Chief who can change his height at will. I'm just sayin'.

Track 7: Prof. Walter Smith & Marian McKenzie – “The Love Song of the Electric Field
Sung to the tune of "Loch Lomond.”

Track 8: MC Hawking – “Entropy”
You have no idea how long I've been waiting to play this song!

Track 9: Tom Glazer & Dottie Evans - “Why Does the Sun Shine
I played this track to set up the next track.

Track 10: They Might Be Giants – “Mammal”
And I played this track for Denika over at Vagrant Aesthetic . I hope she finds it to her liking! :)

Track 11: Former Fat Boys – “Roundworms (Nemertea)
Created to help a fan study for a bio midterm. I shit you not.

Z's 2 nd interlude: “Subjects near and dear to my heart.”
I have a staggering array of literarily-themed songs in my collection. The latter part of this set contains just a few of my favorites.

Track 12: Ray Charles – “ABCs”
You can find tons of Sesame Street clips here .

Track 13: Lynn Ahrens - “A Noun is a Person, Place, or Thing”
Lynn also wrote and performed my favorite Schoolhouse Rock song ever (and, embarrassingly, one of my favorite songs period) “Interplant Janet.”

Track 14: MC Lars – “Ahab”
My preferred MC Lars tracks always have some element of educational value. “Hurricane Fresh,” for example, helps the listener distinguish between what is and is not fresh .

Track 15: The Darkest of the Hillside Thickets – “Yig Snake Daddy”
My adoration of The Thickets (and H.P. Lovecraft ) should already be known to most listeners.

Track 16: Bloodhag – “Iain M. Banks
I agree with the sentiment that there's simply not enough punk and metal that promotes literacy.

Track 17: Harry & The Potters – “The Godfather: Part 2”
I believe that this was the first Wizard Rock track to make it into my collection way back when. I still enjoy it.

Track 18: Draco & The Malfoys – “99 Death Eaters (live)”
Church found this exemplary live set by DatM over at archive.org. The entire show is excellent and of surprisingly good quality. Take a listen.

Z's final interlude: “Radio Free Hipster Ep. 19 will be my all-rock extravaganza (though I use the term loosely.)”
That's right, folk, next time I bite the hand that feeds me and exclude nerdcore for an entire episode! Can I do it? Probably not.
Track 19: MC Frontalot – “Untitled track from Elmo's Potty Time
This is actually a lot more fun with the accompanying video, but this ain't no vidcast.
Special Dedication: To the memory of the late Fred Rogers.
I started putting this podcast together on the fourth anniversary of the death of Mr. Rogers. Coincidence? Sure, but poignant nonetheless.

Dedicating a podcast to Mr. Rogers may not've been the most suave and savvy way to go, but, considering the simple fact that I both blog and podcast about nerdy music, I figured I had nothing to lose. Say what you want about his creepy inflection and surreal demeanor, Fred dedicated his life to doing what he loved, and I think we can all learn a little something from that.

Again, I hope this podcast doesn't alienate anyone. I just felt lead to go in a bit of a different direction. Whether you dig it or hate it, let me know, and don't hesitate to hit me up with song and theme suggestions. As previously evidenced, I'm pretty flexible. ;)

Monday, March 12, 2007

Nerd News in Brief

I'm still fuzzy on the whole “time change” thing. If this is just the government's way of punishing us – y'know, sending us to bed for not being more supportive citizens – I can't imagine that most of us would complain about turning in an hour early if they just asked us nicely. Consequently, if this is about conserving global energy resources, well, why don't we just carpool? Doesn't that seem a bit less drastic than rudimentary time travel?

I'm just sayin'.

Twice a year we do this little dance, and both times it takes me four or five days to recover from this exercise in futility. My internal clock does not adjust well to such things.

If you, like me, feel a tad burned-out, a bit blue because of this temporal shake-up, I've got a little something that may lift your spirits. I call it Nerd News in Brief.

  • Drink beer, get tats, bust rhymes, make headlines, repeat: MC Router is fast becoming the face of nerdcore hip hop. This time she and T-Byte have shown up in a newspaper out of San Antonio, as well as in Chicago's Columbia Chronicle. How long you reckon it'll be before she gets her own cable news channel?
  • Spread the nerd love: My bro Matt from Headphone Sacrament just informed me that Wizard Rocker Dumbledork is looking for a guest MC for his newest track. It's about time for some cross-pollination between nerdy music genres, so Matt and I are both hoping that someone from Team Nerdcore might step up.
  • I knew him when…: Speaking of Matt and his passion for Wrock, he recently got some love from WizardRock.org and a link from Lev Grossman's TIME magazine blog. Be sure to head to MySpace now and friend Matt before he becomes too important within pop culture circles to accept your digital affection.
  • This Thursday: Don't forget to head Seattle-ways to catch the first stop of the Mediocre Tour this Thursday. The headliners will be joined by all your friends from the Northwest Nerdcore collective. The phrase wine, women, and song comes to mind.
  • And next Thursday: In other Mediocre Tour news, nerdcore MC and scene supporter Luzid has an extra ticket for the March 22 nd show at the Whisky in Hollywood. If you're going to be in the area and would like to check that show out on the free , PM Luzid over at the Rhyme Torrents board. See? I told you the scene was full of nice people.
  • Like musical Prozac: If that's not enough nerdcore optimism, I'd humbly suggest you check out Zealous1's Collaboc1de. It's 22 tracks of nerdy goodness featuring Zealous and a veritable all-star cast of nerdy MCs. Moreover, it's got an amazingly uplifting vibe that's sure to satisfy.
  • Nerdcore Carnival: Lastly, Nerdcore For Life has gotten some more international press, this time from Brazil. Go to the RT boards and check out Dan's post on the subject. And, if you just so happen to be fluent in Portuguese, feel free to elaborate upon the translation.

Friday, March 09, 2007

Sick Day

On this particularly sunny Friday, I get to spend the bulk of my morning and afternoon in meetings. Sure it sucks, but it beats the hell out of the alternative: real work.

As I tend to abstain from posting over the weekend, I just thought I’d fire one last shot across your collective bow; Beefy, our own Numa-Numa kid, has been at it again. In addition to his classic Router lip-sync, he’s recently added his take on everyone’s favorite MPFM track. But that’s not all! Beef’s also had his way with Optimus Rhyme’s “Sick Day,” which I’ve included below.

If you’d like to support Beefy, MC Router, and Doc Pop on their forthcoming Mediocre Tour, why not pre-order a ticket to their March 22 gig at the Whisky in Hollywood? It’ll make you feel good.

Until next time, folks!

Thursday, March 08, 2007

Nerdcore in Esquire

Apparently Jason Tanz's Esquire article on nerdcore made it to print! The only thing more surreal than seeing a respectful write-up on the genre in a respectable periodical is the fact that my own little blog got a mention. Unfortunately, poor Gabriel got called morose. :(

Huge thanks go to Denika from Vagrant for hipping me to this and providing the article scan!


Click to read the whole thing.

More Nerd News in Brief

It's time for more Nerd News in Brief.

Actually, it's probably past time, but what can I say? It's been a hectic week!

  • I blame Bucky: As all of my fellow comic book geeks already know, yesterday Marvel elected to retire an esteemed member of the super hero community. And by retire I mean shoot. And by esteemed member of the super hero community I mean a WWII throwback in Evel Knievel pajamas. We miss you Cap. Well… some of us miss you.
  • Foot-Stompers need not apply: ChurchHatesTucker just hipped me to a circuit bending workshop in his neck of the woods. Baltimore gets to have all the fun! (Anyone who got the John Waters reference in this item's title earns a +1 bonus to their next satire roll.)
  • Collabo-rrific: Zealous1's new release Collaboc1de is finally complete and ripe for the downloading. It features Zealous1 (obviously) and… uh… Who the fuck am I kidding? It features everybody ! ;)
  • Drink to me anyway!: Next Thursday, worlds collide as the Northwest Nerdcore family teams up with the Mediocre Tour to pillage the residences and subjugate the citizens of a city called Seattle. There was supposed to be a big reveal here about how I was flying up to the PacNW to partake in this show-to-end-all-shows (as well as the Goondocks CD release party featuring Optimus Rhyme and Beefy /Router /Doc occurring the following Saturday), but ridiculous airfare expenses and childcare issues have destroyed those dreams in much the same manner as Old Grandad bourbon has surely destroyed my liver. But weep not for me, my lovelies; simply head out to the Columbia City Theatre and get sloshed on my behalf. This, I command!

Are ya goin’?

Tuesday, March 06, 2007

Anyone can be the hero

Is there really any need to go over why I don't review albums again? Probably not, but I'll throw out the Reader's Digest Condensed Version:

I simply don't feel it's my place to tell you what to listen to.

You're all adults. You have your own ideas and attitudes and likes and dislikes. Still, sometimes an album comes into my possession that compels me to elucidate.

The problem inherent with that, of course, is that there's no guarantee that what I take away from a song will be the meaning that its author originally attributed to the work, and it sure as hell won't be what you take away from it either. Art's like that. It's what makes it powerful.

It's also how fights get started.

So, I guess I should preface this by saying that Ultraklystron's Romance Language is a work fraught with intense emotion. As such, its songs tend to personalize themselves to the listener. As I worked my way through the album time and time again, I found myself in the shoes of the lyrical protagonists. Karl Olson weaves a complex web of sense images in his work that seems, at times, to blur the line between his personal experiences and those of the anime characters with which he so strongly identifies. Still, somehow, in the midst of this, he makes room for the listener too. It never gets crowded because there's plenty of room to feel.

The following outlines what I observe of the songs in questions – the verbal mechanics and the musical nuts and bolt – but it also relies heavily on how those tracks make me feel and how I believe their storytellers (whether they be Ultraklystron or Shuu-chan or little ol' me or some mix of all of us) emote. It's far from an exact science.

So read on if you like, but take things with a grain of salt. These are simply my impressions. Any legitimate truth found herein is simply fortuitous.

  1. “Broken Sutures”: Now this is an excellent starter, complete with some classic Karl Olson ambient in the intro. It's rare that a song of love lost manages to take such a very frank look at the decaying of a relationship. This track both prepares the listener for the first “arc” of the album and summarily misleads him into believing that Karl's only going to focus on the less-than stellar aspects of love.
  2. “Girls With Glasses”: This song leads with a very nice piano hook, but switches it up with a scream rock chorus. It also boasts some of that Ultraklystron speed-rap that the man is becoming known for. Thematically, Karl cheers on the socially awkward: a group that he both teasingly rejects and, alternately, affectionately embraces throughout the release.
  3. “Cosplay-free Saturday”: More scream rock and a very heavy beat for Ultraklystron, but don't call it Linkin Karl; this musing on romance and emotional connection vs. sex and the essence of genuine sentiment vs. half-hearted role playing again blurs the line between personal experience, hypothetical consideration, and good, old-fashioned otaku observation.
  4. “Shoujo n' Shonen”: The amazingly bright Baddd Spellah production of this cut plays against Karl's own, more subdued style nicely. The split vocals with Nursehella is also a brilliant touch, as her direct and sexual delivery contrasts well with Karl's more coy and reserved rhyming. For the outsider (like yours truly) the veritable orgy of anime name-dropping is a bit dense, but the track is hot enough to make it worth the trouble.
  5. “Hearts Bangin”: In this song we finally get a little braggadocio from Karl, though not of the sort one would expect from an MC. Not many cats could get away with repping their own righteousness and moral fortitude (Who else could use the word “coquettish” to describe himself?), but Ultraklystron pulls it off. There's a very nice rocked-up chorus as well, that combines with the tracks other superlative elements to make this a definite highlight to what is already shaping up to be a wonderful album.
  6. “Well That's Moe”: Thanks to karl and the fine folks at Wikipedia, I now understand what moe is. Sort of. This is an example of an Ultraklystron song that isn't expressly for me, the non-otaku listener, and that's okay. It still manages to be fun, even if impenetrable to the outsider. Please note the flow. Other MCs will be tested on it later.
  7. “Chocolat Cay-kee”: This one boasts an oddly familiar backing (that I just can't seem to put my finger on), but still sounds unlike any other nerdcore track I've ever encountered. Lyrically, it's a meditation on love, trust, and duty that proves another highlight of Romance Language .
  8. “Amour”: This marks the work's first song to unabashedly reference Ultraklystron's romance with fellow nerdcore artist Nursehella. Like Beefy's “wonderfulamazing” it's an impeccably personal song that invites the listener into the mind (and heart) of the artist. It's another brilliant track, that somehow, despite boasting ridiculously fast rhyming, a sing-songy chorus, and an overall disco feel, really works.
  9. “Sunlight”: I've got some minor lyrical gripes about this song. Rhymes about cigarettes and “playa-haters” seem almost too pedestrian for Ultraklystron, but I reckon it's not my place to choose the man's words for him. This track hinges musically on a slow and dirge-like vocal and musical tone, and thematically it references some problems within the scene. Like any good song, it makes me wonder if these problems and misunderstandings aren't used as a metaphor for bigger issues. Complaints and conjecture aside, it manages to be a cool, slow-jam with an odd (but good) ending.
  10. “Home”: This is a sincere love song that I honestly couldn't say a bad word about if I wanted to. Even more than that, it's a trust song. Karl did an excellent job of confronting a near-insurmountable subject.
  11. “Girls With Glasses (Reprise)”: As odd as it may sound, I think this one is my favorite song on the concept “side” of this album. It's so pure, so simple, so sincere. This is a phenomenal ending cut that maybe loses some steam only because it doesn't actually end the album proper. Thematically, Karl finds validation (which he's been lyrically searching for – one way or another – throughout the album). Sure, there are a couple of staggered rhymes, but that simply adds to the charm.
  12. “Front to the Back (K-beam Remix)”: Truthfully, Ultraklystron loses me a little with the intro, but makes the song more than makes up for it by morphing into a very accessible party jam. Who knew Karl had it in him? Despite my misgivings concerning it, cuts like this really make up for the dualist nature of the release itself.
  13. “So Long Kids (Remix)”: This is certainly not a bad remix, but I prefer the original, though, truthfully, it's not my favorite Ultraklystron song. This is definitely fan service for the anime faithful among the ranks, and I certainly can't fault Karl for that.
  14. “Scenester Blues (Remaster)”: This is a frank observation on what Karl dislikes about the nerdcore community. You've heard it before, but it bears repeating.
  15. “Opensource Lyricist (Remix)”: This track really makes me look forward to the new album. As a long-time listener, I kept waiting for a serious onslaught of anime references I couldn't possibly comprehend, but it never came. This funny, ironic, and a little self-effacing song is cut from the same thematic cloth as Beefy's “Buy This CD” and Frontalot's “Charity Case,” but it certainly doesn't lose any steam because of it.
  16. “The Mind Explodes (Remaster)”: This one is all about the chorus. Shit, I respect any man who looks more like Harry Potter than me but who'll still say, with a straight face, “I got a chamber of secrets.” ;)
  17. “Cuteness (Remix)”: The chainsaw backing and outrageous flow make this a track not to be missed, even though some parts feel out of time to me. This is Karl's “I'm a badass” track, and it's so different from the rest of his catalogue.
  18. “Gleam”: Who would've thought that one of the best pop songs I've heard this decade would be from a nerdcore otaku? This is quite possibly my favorite song of the entire album because it's both amazingly good and totally unexpected. A love song about saying goodbye? A complicated love song if ever there was one!
  19. “Hit Reply (Remix)”: This one almost sounds like an mc chris joint, but Karl's style is unmistakable. His fingerprints are all over it. Once again we have a stunning ending track that's also not the end.
  20. “Nerd Slangin” ( AKA: the hidden track): This sweet and almost soulful tune is like a mint on your pillow after a long day of con-hopping. It's a love letter to a woman as well as a love letter to Adult Swim. Now that's nerdcore.
My major misgiving going into the album was its split nature; it is both a concept album and a rarities and remixes collection. I guess I was worried that the work couldn't be strong on both points. I was wrong. Ultraklystron merely wanted to give his listeners a little more for their money, a little more bang for their buck, and he delivered. For the more anal among you, I simply suggest that you convince yourself that it's two totally different works merely joined for convenience's sake. It worked for me.

Hell, in the end Karl's only sin was trying to give you more for less, and I ain't about to fault the guy for that.

So I guess this begs the question, would I recommend this album ? Honestly, I think that it would be wise for fans of Ultraklystron, anime, or nerdcore in general to take a listen. Despite the sea of differences between the two, I compare Romance Language to Beefy's Tube Technology. Both represent superlative efforts by nerdcore artists ill-content to let their lyrical, musical, and thematic styles stagnate. I'm confident that you'll find something that you like… many things, in fact.

It's $8 shipped, and that's a small price to pay to support an independent artist. So, if you've got some extra bucks, why not throw a few Karl's way? You won't be disappointed.

“I've recognized a lot of things about myself lately.”

Monday, March 05, 2007

Nerd News in Brief

I went out of town for the weekend in an attempt to clear my head. It didn't take. So here I am, back again for another edition of Nerd News in Brief, as fuzzy-headed as ever.

  • That's fresh: MC Lars got a little love last week from Detroit's Metro Times. It's certainly not the most in-depth piece I've ever read, but it hits a lot of Lars's personal highlights including the story of how Iggy Pop himself cleared the use of the hook from “The Passenger” in “Download This Song.”
  • I made him do it.: Okay, so maybe I didn't, but that doesn't erase the fact that Beefy has just dropped a collection of covers for free download from his site. Pale by Comparison includes some material that you'd expect (covers of mc chris, MC Frontalot, and Shael Riley) and some stuff you probably wouldn't (like covers of Mos Def and… um... Jeff Buckley.) Check it out.
  • In fact, far from it!: The advent of The Mediocre Tour is almost upon us. My pal Tanuki over at Northwest Nerdcore would like to remind you that the March 15 th gig at the Columbia Center Theatre will feature not only the show stopping might of the Mediocre Tour's Beefy, MC Router, and Doctor Popular, but also a collection on Pac-NW nerdlingers including Nook himself, his Sister J, UnoHwo, Nursehella, Ultraklystron and The Futuristic Sex Robotz. Presale tickets are available for a mere seven bones.
  • He smells of cedar and salvation: Super mammal Ham-STAR has just dropped a new track over at his MySpace. With another book under his belt, Hammy has packed up his food dish and water bottle and holed up in his tiny studio so as to bring the high-pitched tunage to your waiting ears.
  • Nerdcore Ning: YTCracker has just launched a Nerdcore Ning for use by the entire community. Confused? YT's got you covered: “ Ning is sort of like a MySpace within a MySpace. … Basically, this is meant to be a centralized place for pictures, videos, blogs, and goings on for the nerdcore world with its artists and fans. Post everything up that you can find - pictures, videos, etc. and tag them so we get the exposure.” You heard the man; now get a-postin'!
  • Ending on a high note: Do you love “ Superior Being,” Metamystiks Inc.'s blindingly amazing contribution to Rhyme Torrents Vol. VI? (I do.) Would you like a chance to bend the vocals and beat to your own sinister ends? (I sure would.) The guys have just made available the “Superior Beings” Internet Single that features both edited and unedited versions of the track, as well as clean instrumental and a cappella versions. Metamystiks's own myf has even dropped his own remix to show you how it's done.

Thursday, March 01, 2007

For Reals

Dan Lamoureux tells a good tale; he spins a good yarn , as my grandmother would say. In his upcoming documentary Nerdcore For Life, Dan weaves the tale of a quiet, unassuming, geeky little corner of the hip-hop spectrum, and how this tiny sub-genre is, slowly but surely, making its mark on the overall consciousness of American popular culture.

For me, personally, Dan is the greatest nerdcore story ever told. He came into the scene an outsider, an observer, but he soon found out that the dorky denizens of the nerdcore community were, in fact, his kind of people. He has further translated this new-found passion for geeky rhymes into his already considerable cinematic effort.

I can relate.

Though I know some among the ranks may disagree with his philosophy, his formula, I see in Dan a kindred spirit. You don't have to pick up a mic to love nerdcore. You don't have to cut a record to support it. You just have to feed it a little of your talent, a serving of your ascribed skill, and it'll continue to grow.

Dan was nice enough to take some time away from cultivating his own project to support mine. While I'm sure I didn't answer all the questions you might have about the man behind the movie, I hope I at least afford you a glimpse into the mind of a talented filmmaker and nerdcore super-fan.

This is Dan Lamoureux. He's telling our story, so it only seemed fair for me to tell his.

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Though you've recounted the tale time and time again, would you mind explaining the genesis of the Nerdcore For Life documentary? What sparked the idea, and, further, what made you actually decide to undertake the project?

Throw up your hands if you like this music.I first got the idea to do a film about Nerdcore after seeing an mc chris show. As soon as I got home I googled the phrase “Nerdcore documentary.” I couldn't believe there wasn't already one in the works. I spent a few months researching the genre but at some point I got it in my head that instead of making the film I should go to Japan and teach English. That became my new obsession for a while and I was almost positive I was going to go. I had an interview scheduled with an English school based here in Chicago and I started learning Japanese. But nerdcore was still on the back of my mind and I started to feel guilty about not making the film. I had two choices: 1. Go to Japan for a year, make some money and have some fun or 2. Add thousands of dollars worth of debt onto my already gigantic pile of credit card and student loan bills and maybe make a film that might have a shot at getting into the Boise Underground Film Festival. Then one day out of the blue, a friend of mine mentioned Nerdcore. To my surprise he not only knew of the genre but he told me that he and some other people he knew were into Ytcracker. The conversation made me feel like Nerdcore was just starting to creep out of the underground and that maybe the timing was perfect for a film about the genre. I was literally driving to my interview with the English school when I decided that if I wanted to be a filmmaker for-reals I had better suck it up, spend some money, stay in the US and make the most kick-ass rapping nerd documentary ever.

You've stated publicly that you came into the project as a casual observer, and it wasn't until later that you actually found yourself a fan of nerdcore. When did this change occur? Is there a specific moment or event that you can pinpoint?

In the middle of the Shark Club show I realized how much I was enjoying myself. It was a great show and I remember thinking, “I can't believe it, but this is my kind of music.”

But to be honest, not all nerdcore is my cup of tea. It seems to me that there are too many people are out there making Nerdcore for the sake of making nerdcore. Delivery and production values have taken a back seat to lyrical content. But having hyper-geeky rhymes isn't enough. The primary focus of any nerdcore artist should be to create the best hip-hop possible. There are a lot of haters out there and the only way Nerdcore is ever going to be respected by mainstream hip-hop fans is if Nerdcore artists step their game up. But growing pains aside, I would call myself a pretty big nerdcore fan.

For many months, the working title of the documentary was Project: Nerdcore. Where did the amended title come from and at what point did you decide to make the switch?

The original title of the doc was going to be Nerdcore: A Brief History of Geeksta Rap but I decided to ditch that one after some artists expressed their displeasure with the term “Geeksta.” Project: Nerdcore became the generic placeholder title. It just easily could have been Dan Lamoureux's Untitled Nerdcore Documentary Project .

Due to involvement with his own documentary Nerdcore Rising, nerdcore's de facto founder MC Frontalot was unable to appear in Nerdcore For Life . Did this disappoint you at all?

As a Frontalot fan it's disappointing that I wasn't able to interview him or feature him in the film. But there's still hope that MCF will be able to make some kind of cameo.

Do you feel that his omission would hurt your project artistically?

I hate to sound like a jerk but my grandma doesn't know who MC Frontalot is. Film festival programmers don't know who MC Frontalot is. Film distributors don't know who MC Frontalot is. Out of the 680,000+ people that watched the NC4L trailer on YouTube, only about 40 people left comments saying "How could you leave out MCF!?" For 99% of people who see the doc, the film will be their first exposure to the world of nerdcore. The omission of MC Frontalot would hurt the project's accuracy but it by no means lessens the impact of the overall film. It would just bug me personally. I mean, where the hell do I get off making a movie about Nerdcore that doesn't include MC Frontalot!? What am I, crazy?

Fortunately the world of Nerdcore beyond Frontalot is so awesomely unique and interesting that I think even his die-hard fans will be able to overlook his "omission." There's a slim chance that Frontalot may be able make some kind of appearance in Nerdcore For Life , but if legal circumstances require me to leave him out I don't think the average viewer would cry foul over his absence. Still, the film would never feel complete to me without him.

This, of course, brings me to the inevitable question; is the world ready for two nerdcore documentaries?

If you're a Netflixer, add these two movies to your queue: Starwoids and A Galaxy Far, Far Away. Both of them are documentaries about obsessive Star Wars fans. Both of them feature cameos by Star Wars Mix-Master The Sucklord. Both of them were shot at the same time in the same city. But most importantly the major focus of both films is the people who waited in line at Mann's Chinese theater to see the premiere of Episode I. They feature the exact same people doing the exact same thing in both films yet the two movies turned out very differently. You know, I've also seen two documentaries about the world of professional Scrabble players. The two films featured exactly the same group of players as they competed in different tournaments. If you watch the trailer it's pretty clear that the two nerdcore docs are going to be pretty different. I think there's room enough for both Nerdcore docs on Netflix.

Is the world ready for nerdcore hip-hop?

Nope. Mainstream hip-hop fans aren't going to accept Nerdcore and neither will most nerds. No matter how honest Nerdcore is traditional rap fans will see it as a joke or novelty. And most nerdy folks HATE rap music. Lyrical content doesn't matter. They'll never listen to it. The audience for Nerdcore is incredibly small. If you're like me and can appreciate rap that features witty lyrics and are a bit of a dork then nerdcore is for you. There aren't a lot of people out there like that though.

The landscape of nerdcore has changed drastically over the past year. Do you feel that Nerdcore For Life is at all responsible for such change?

You can't study something without influencing its behavior I guess. The cheapo little website I put together for the doc was the first site to be devoted solely to the genre of nerdcore. Besides the ever changing Wikipedia entry, my site was the first to offer up some kind of listing of different artists. I'm guessing a lot of people learned about rappers they had never heard of from the "artists" section of my site. Ytcracker suggested that I add some girl named MC Router to the film's roster even though she wasn't out there promoting herself as being nerdcore. Fans would have heard of her eventually since she's an unstoppable force, but I like to think that I helped introduce her to the community in a way. I also gave Router her first switchblade which I hear she carries with her at all times.

In the grander scheme I think the project and the website helped people realize that there was much more to nerdcore than just mc chris and MC Frontalot. I also hope that in some way the whole film has been a confidence boost for the people involved. Unfortunately, I've also been pretty sloppy at times and I think that the film has caused a lot of discord in the community. Hopefully those problems are in the past though.

Would you describe nerdcore in its current form as a community, a scene, a movement, or something entirely different?

Really, I don't even know at this point. What I do know is that Nerdcore is a small but legitimate musical genre. Unlike most genres though, in Nerdcore the line between musicians and fans is almost non-existent. So in that way it's very unique and gives the genre a communal feel. But I've come to think of Nerdcore as pastime, just like playing video games is a pastime. Some gamers go pro and play in tournaments but most of people play video games because it's fun and challenging. Maybe someday you'll be able to play “Nerdcore Hero” on your PS5 or buy audio production software that's specifically aimed at the Nerdcore market.

What, in your opinion, is the current state of nerdcore hip-hop?

The clock is running on Nerdcore. It's no longer an internet secret. If there aren't 200 new nerdcore rappers out there this time next year then that's a good sign that the genre is pretty much bound for musical extinction. If people continue to make nerdcore for fun and as a hobby, the genre will endure. If people start thinking that they're going to get famous because of nerdcore the game is over.

It's hypothetical question time. You've just received the Palme d'Or for Nerdcore For Life. (Don't laugh.) While accepting this most prestigious honor, whom do you thank first?

A ton of people have gone to great lengths to help me out with this project. If I had to pay for all the labor and equipment I've gotten for free the budget would be at least $25,000. But Honestly, I'd probably first have to thank the guy who's been getting me the equipment I need to shoot and edit the whole project. I don't have any money to buy or rent anything so a friend of mine sneaks gear out of work whenever I need something. We literally meet in an alleyway behind the building he works in and he slips the stuff into my car. For risking his job I once bought him a burrito. It was a good burrito but still I owe that guy big time.

There was a rush of interest when the trailer for Nerdcore For Life appeared on YouTube. Were you surprised by the response?

 You can't study something without influencing its behavior I guess.Man I was shocked. Some development guys that are interested in being involved in the film asked that I cut together a trailer really quick so they could show it to their boss. I had to get the thing cut right away so I was only able to put about 40 hours into it. I assumed that I would eventually go back and tighten up the trailer, adjust the sound mix and add some fancy graphics and stuff but since it was essentially done, I figured I might as well put it on YouTube so that the artists in the film could see what I've been up to. I sent the link out to about 25 people so I was shocked when I noticed that the trailer had been viewed over 150 times the first day! I was amazed by the reaction then and I've been amazed ever since. If I rattled off the list of film festivals, production companies and development teams that contacted me because they saw the trailer it would blow your mind. I try and keep most of that to myself since I don't want to get anybody's hopes up. I'll say this though; the number one film fest that I wanted to enter the doc into was South By Southwest. Their entry deadline was December 8th but after the trailer was posted two different people from the fest actually wrote me wanting to know the status of the film. They said they'd still consider accepting it if I submitted it to them right away. They'd even waive the admission fee. The film wouldn't be done in time for the fest in March but it was really an ego boost to hear from them.

You've spent the last year steeped in the musical side of nerd culture. Are there any favorite artists or personalities within the scene to which you feel particularly drawn?

Sure. I should be diplomatic, though, and refrain from naming names.

Was there a specific, defining moment during the filming that you realized that things had really started coming together, that the project really had legs?

The first performance I filmed was Monzy at Stanford. He gave the speech that you hear in the trailer and I couldn't believe how perfect it was. I couldn't have written something better than that if I tried and when I heard that monologue I knew that film could wind up being something people would actually want to you know, like, watch.

You recently said that you had “a pretty good idea of how the final film would be put together” before the recent shows at The Beauty Bar and CES. What happened in Las Vegas that so drastically changed your outlook on the final cut?

The plan for months had been to end the film with footage of The Shark Club show. It would have been perfect since it was basically the world's first all nerdcore concert. Well now I have footage of several all nerdcore concerts. If I use CES or Bocon footage in the middle of the film then the impact of Nerdcore Night is lost since viewers have already seen other all-nerdcore shows. Messing with the outline of the film at his point is kinda scary but I'm starting to get an idea of how to handle things.

Though Nerdcore For Life is still, doubtlessly, taking up the bulk of your creative energies, have you given any thought to a follow-up project? What sort of things can we expect from Dan Lamoureux in the future?

For a while I've been thinking of shooting a documentary about people who are obsessed with Halloween. The web is rife with websites related to Halloween and there are people out there that take their love of the holiday to unimaginable extremes. They spend every day of the year preparing for October 31st. So it'll either be called Dan Lamoureux's Untitled Halloween Enthusiast documentary or Halloween, 365 . If that doesn't work out, there's always porno. I bet there's a big market out there for nerd-themed porn. Maybe when MC Frontalot's exclusivity agreement expires I can get him to appear in a cinematic version of Yellow Laser Beams. It'd be nice to work with him eventually.

I've got some friends in the business. We'll talk. ;)

Tell the truth, Dan; are you a nerd?

To call me a nerd would be an offense to nerds. Nerds are smart and have marketable skills. I'm dumb as a bag of hammers. I also don't have many traditional-nerd hobbies. I don't play video games, I haven't bought an action figure since they stopped making the World of Springfield toys, I never read comic books, I'd rather have Karl Olson shoot heroin into my eye than watch anime, except for Rhyme Torrents I stay out of forums, and I couldn't build something mechanical to save my life. I've got some nerdy interests like cartoons, astronomy and documentaries about Scrabble, I guess, but I'm really more of a dork than a nerd. Dorks are socially awkward and shy oddballs and that's what I am. Plus my business cards announce to the world that I'm a professional A/V technician. I might as well wear a scarlet D on my chest.

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I once watched a nature show in which a team of biologists hoisted a tiger shark from the briny deep, attached a satellite tag to its dorsal fin using what appeared to be a Stanley drill, and then chucked the poor critter back into the sea, content in the knowledge that this contravention would in no way interfere with their mission to gauge the beast's “natural patterns.” Dan takes a bit more of a realistic look concerning the impact that he and his film continue to have on the environment of nerdcore hip-hop.

More than that, Dan appreciates his influence over nerdcore's continued growth and development, he owns up to it. Shit, he gave Router a knife, which, while probably not the most lucid of decisions, certainly illustrates his kinship with the inhabitants of the realm known as nerdcore.

Nerdcore is that rare bird of a community, the one where should you attempt to insinuate yourself, even in the loosest capacity as spectator, chronicler, into its ranks, you generally find yourself welcomed with open arms. If you're nerdy, even in a relative sense, and if you're open-minded enough to dip your toe in, then you're probably the exact kind of person that the scene exists to attract.

Through the labor of love that is Nerdcore For Life , Dan Lamoureux is expanding upon this formula. The trailer alone has helped to spread the good word of geeky hip-hop to countless sympathetic individuals that may not have otherwise had the opportunity to discover that they too share our passion.

And that, my friends, is nerd love. For reals.

Wednesday, February 28, 2007

More Nerd News in Brief

Yesterday, your old pal Z. took a day off. Not simply from blogging, mind you, but from his real job as well. I spent this entire, unseasonably warm day with my loving wife and our lively son.

I am fucking exhausted.

Here's some stuff that came to light while I was chasing Little X. through the local shopping mall.

  • Rhyme Torrents Volume VI is live!: Well, mostly. The torrent itself doesn't seem available, but the tracks are up for individual download. I haven't had the chance to give it the whole of my attention just yet (as I'm still weighing the merits of Ultraklystron's new release Romance Language), but the track list alone has me very excited. It features old favorites like MC Lars, familiar faces with new names such as the recently re-christened Dead Circuits, and new hotness like Florida's Krondor Krew. For my money, though, it doesn't get more thrilling than seeing that myf has dropped another classic. So tell me, what are your favorites?
  • Seek (nerdy shit) and ye shall find: My nerd blogging brother from another mother, Glenn of Nerd-Music, has recently set about crafting a nerd music search engine using Google Co-op. Of course Matt and I couldn't well let him have all that fun alone! If you'd like to chip in on this collective effort, hit Glenn up for specifics, or, if you prefer to be all furtive, the service is also set so that anyone may become an immediate volunteer.
  • Emusic: My pal (and constant source of information and amusement) Church just hipped me to Emusic's 23 promotional offer. It's( apparently) 23 free songs + 12 bonus songs. Church tried it out and cut through the red tape on your behalf. The skinny? “Eh, you have to be a new user, and you have to sign up for one of their programs (you can do the basement option which gives you two weeks to bow out.) Not as cool as I thought at first, but possibly still worth mentioning.” I'd definitely say so. Thanks for the tip, Church!
  • Try as I might, I simply can't come up with a headline for this item that isn't completely inappropriate…: Router (and her much talked-about boob tat) were just featured on Boing Boing! And now I propose a moment of silence for all the dirty jokes I didn't make. [bows head reverently] Thanks to Church, Brüx, and all y'all other cats who hipped me to this one! Apparently all this press has been nothing but good for MC Router, as the following pic illustrates.

DAMN!!!

Monday, February 26, 2007

Nerd News in Brief

As I sat down to begin my Monday morning ritual of writing NNIB, I felt a little worried. Had that much really happened in the world of nerd music over the weekend? Were there really any pertinent items or occurrences coming down the pipe that warranted my attention? Was there, indeed, anything to write about at all?

And then I checked my notes.

Um… yeah, there are a few things I could maybe talk about.

  • How can I ‘splain it?: Author Jason Tanz would like to invite those of you in the NY area to attend a release party this Wednesday (February 28 th ) for his book OTHER PEOPLE'S PROPERTY: A SHADOW HISTORY OF HIP-HOP IN WHITE AMERICA. The events kick off at 7:00 PM with a panel discussion at Housing Works Used Book Café at 126 Crosby St. in New York. The party starts after the discussion, right across the street from the bookstore, at 109 Crosby St. Show up and give Jason some nerd love.
  • Boycott the RIAA month: An event that everyone can take part in, regardless of geographical location, is GIZMODO's RIAA boycott. This March, the GIZMODO team asks that you refrain from purchasing any album put out by an RIAA label. Instead it is suggested that you use your money to support your favorite independent artists and major label artists through more direct means (i.e.: seeing them live, buying their merch, or, better yet, buying their merch at a concert.) Need help separating the sheep from the goats? RIAA Radar has got you covered. Thanks to my boy Church for hipping me to this.
  • Calling all nerd girls: Church also called my attention to Inkling Magazine's She's Such a Geek photo contest. E-mail a submission that best suits the caption “OMG she's such a geek!” to Anne before midnight, February 28th, 2007. The winner (announced Wednesday March 7 th ) will receive a poster of classic nerd gal Lady Lovelace Ada Byron. You can't get more geek than that!
  • Nerdy lady: Speaking of geeky girls, here are some pics of our very own MC Router giving up the nerd love to her beloved fans and fellow revelers at a recent gig. These pics contain no bloody cleavage. Sorry to disappoint.
  • “She's big on this nerdcore scene.”: MC Router (and her all-important tat) also got a recent shout-out on daily comedy podcast The Distorted View Show. Don't believe me? MC Inadequate provides unequivocal proof.
  • Nerdcore Mixtape 1: Nerdcore/techno artist and all purpose code-monkey Enerbrat has put together his own nerdcore mixtape. Download it and give it a listen. And, once you're done with that, why not make your own?
  • Like regular fiends, only more super: But what if you want new music for your (alleged) mixtape? Brand new songs that only a scant few have heard before? Then funky49 and Redvoid have got a surprise for you! Rising to the outrageous challenge of the RPM project, The Superfiends (funk and Red's tag team moniker) have just unleashed the power and fury of Divebombing on eardrums everywhere. “ Samurai L. Jackson ” is a personal favorite.
  • I miss Dumbledore: For those of you interested in Wizard Rock, my pal Matt from Headphone Sacrament has been doing a good bit of musing on the subject of late. Check out his blog and enjoy the fruits of his laborious diggings into the (supernatural) musical underground.
  • HP don't just stand for Harry Potter: In Hipster, please! news, slowly but surely many of my recent projects seem to be coming to fruition. My interview with Nerdcore For Life director and all around super guy Dan Lamoureux, for example, should be posted later this week. Likewise, RFH18, an episode tentatively centered on edutainment, should be up the first or second week in March.
  • A space of my own: And lastly, with much trepidation, I have finally elected to create a MySpace for Hipster, please! I've never been too crazy about the service, but I know a lot of the artists that I feature do much of their PR and fan interaction through MySpace so it seemed like a good way to help me track their movements and breeding patterns. If any of y'all would like to befriend a humble blogger, I'd be glad to reciprocate.

Friday, February 23, 2007

We're off to see the Widget

Hipster, please! readers are the best readers in the world.

I’m not being conceited when I say that. Shit, I’m still a little uncomfortable with the fact that I actually have readers, but the stats don’t lie and neither do the comments. I’m light-years away from the Penny Arcade level of mass devotion, but there are folks out there who read every post and download every podcast, and, though you are far from legion, I appreciate you one and all. (I even appreciate those of you who just wander through intermittently.)

The relatively small number (I hesitate to use the phrase “Faithful Seven,” as that one’s already been called) of you is actually a bit of a perk within itself. Most of you aren’t merely faceless IP addresses, but genuine, jovial personalities with whom I interact regularly. Whether it’s the very nerdcore artists that I blog about, my fellow nerdy writers, or new and refreshingly creative forces that share with me their time and their talent, I genuinely enjoy your company and I humbly thank you for your time.

The Internet is a big, lonely place, but I feel like I’ve got real allies here. Moreover, I often feel like you give so much and ask so little.

Anyone who’s read more than a single post here is familiar with the name churchhatestucker. Church makes delightfully nerdy videos using stock footage, geeky tunes, and a wealth of personal creativity. He also keeps me abreast of news on many fronts. Hell, he even goes out of his way to comment on my posts. Even the boring ones!

Church decided, completely without compulsion on my part, to craft the world’s first Hipster, please! Widget. It works as follows:

“It ... shows the last five headlines. Clicking them opens the article in your browser. It was created with the beta of Apple's upcoming Dashcode application. As I get used to Dashcode, I'll probably be adding functionality, most likely some way of tapping your new RFH feed.”

If any of you possess both a Widget-friendly OS and the mad urge to populate your desktop with live links to my musings, this is surely the best way to do so.

Enormous thanks go to Church for putting this together on my behalf. To misquote Wayne’s World, I am truly unworthy.

Y'all're too nice to me. I mean it.

Church is crazy.

Thursday, February 22, 2007

More Nerd News in Brief

Believe it or not, there have actually been events that have transpired this week that are totally unrelated to Britney Spears. I shit you not. Here are some of the nerdier examples.

  • I must move to Seattle!: Despite the efforts of a shitty soundman to the contrary, it looks as though Ultraklystron's Romance Language release event was a successful and enjoyable endeavor. J-nerd princess Rai was nice enough to provide a little photographic documentation of the event, and MC Tanuki chimed in with some supplementary audio.
  • A Rock Opera 2001 Years in the Making: Dead Circuit's Mr. Fingers just hipped the nerdcore community to a little musical he and his brother put together. ODYSSEY! is “a parody of the Arthur C. Clarke/Stanley Kubrick novel and screenplay of 2001: A Space Odyssey.” The soundtrack is available for purchase and sample tracks can be found at the project's MySpace .
  • Scriggle-it, just a little bit: Long-time Hipster, please! supporter Antisocial has just informed me of a new tool that many of you nerd musicians should be made aware of. Scriggle-it is, in short, a Web utility that handles mailing lists for bands. Sign-up is free, and it features the abilities to electronically collect fan contact info through your site or MySpace, easily manage email campaigns, track fan demographics, and create electronic press kits. Soc even talked them into adding “Nerd” as a musical genre, allowing for combinations such as Nerd + Rap, Nerd + Punk, Nerd + Emo, Nerd + Metal, Nerd + Pop, etcetera. If you think you may be interested, why not take a look?
  • Now you'll just have to get ‘em as Best Buy!: Super Dragon X recently mentioned this NY Times article concerning the further absurdities of the RIAA-ordered January 16th arrests of DJs Drama and Don Cannon for – and let's be honest about this – making mixtapes . Such compilations are an integral part not only of the hip hop underground, but also a secondary distribution system that major labels rely on to promote artists both old and new. At the end of the day, mixtapes are no more damaging to artists than mash-ups or independent podcasts. This is simply another clear example of industry avarice.
  • Housekeeping: You may or may not have noticed, but there have been some subtle changes made around Hipster, please! Chiefly, I have finally rectified my host URL; I am now officially located at hipsterplease.com, but fear not, for all the old links citing me as hipsterplease.blogspot.com should auto-forward. Also, in addition to the new RSS feed for the blog, I have now cobbled together a functional (and iTunes-friendly) dedicated feed for Radio Free Hipster. Feel free to subscribe if you feel so led.

Tuesday, February 20, 2007

Radio Free Hipster Ep. 17: Crush, Boom, Bang

In 1955, soul quartet The Four Aces told us that “Love Is a Many-Splendored Thing.” The Everly Brothers countered this claim a scant five years later by saying, simply, “Love Hurts.” Honestly, both assertions were pretty accurate, but any nerd among us has already figured that much out.

When I put together Radio Free Hipster Ep. 11 “Broken Glasses, Broken Heart,” most of y’all seemed to enjoy it, and, truthfully, I enjoyed it as well, but, looking back, I feel as though I might’ve painted too stark a picture of modern romance. It was fun and funny, but maybe a bit unfair.
So in this, my follow-up of sorts, I’ve elected to focus on love songs that are equally complicated, equally rich, but (hopefully) not such a damned downer.

Of course there are songs about romance gone wrong, infidelity, and rejection, but there are also tracks about good, old-fashioned lust, friendship, and the ever-important attributes and attitudes that our artists look for in the perfect mate.

Hopefully, you’ll find a track or two with which you can identify, or at least a couple that you dig.

Download Radio Free Hipster Ep. 17: Crush, Boom, Bang [mirror provided by Antisocial ] Size: 43.7 MB Running Time: 47:47

Show Notes

Intro: Baddd Spellah (feat. Beefy ) – “Radio Free Hipster Theme”
I love this song. It treats me right and it never asks where I’ve been.
Track 1: Braces Tower - “I Can’t Explain, Okay?”
I’m a bit of a mod, ergo I’ve been trying to work a Who track into this podcast for a while. Mission accomplished.
Z’s 1st interlude: “Originally this ep. was gonna drop in time for Valentine’s Day.”
But that shit just didn’t happen.

Track 2: Buddy Holly - “I’m Gonna Love You Too”
There’s just something a little too insistent about this track. I love ya, Buddy, but just leave that poor girl alone.

Track 3: Jon Cryer and Andrew Dice Clay – dialogue / A+D - “Love Will Tear You Apart / She Wants Originality
Tear You Apart” by She Wants Revenge, “Love Will Tear us Apart” by Joy Division, and “Bela Lugosi’s Dead” by Bauhaus are structurally the same song. Who knew?

Track 4: Beefy -“wonderfulamazing
Beefy really puts it all out on the table in this track. There are times when I’m listening to it that I feel like I shouldn’t be; times when I feel that he’s telling me secrets and relating details I really shouldn’t know. I totally give it up to Beef for having the balls to make a song this personal.

Track 5: The Cars - “Since You’re Gone”
For my money, I think The Cars may’ve been even nerdier than Devo. With Devo you knew what you were getting, but The Cars were more subtle. You’d just be watching MTV one day and go Holy shit! Look at those dorks!

Track 6: Switchblade Kittens - “Ode to Harry Potter”
This one’s for my boy Church. He and I have been swapping Wizard Rock recommendations for a couple weeks now, and we both agreed that the Kittens do it up nice.

Track 7: MC Lars - “Rap Girl”
I’m a big fan of the fake disclaimer that kicks this track off.

Z’s 2nd interlude: “Complicated, but a tad more optimistic.”
Hopefully you’ll find the next set a little less gloomy.

Track 8: Incredibad - “The Heist
Chamomile, muthafuckah!”

Track 9: Turk and JD - “Guy Love
This one’s for Beefy and Jones.

Track 10: Glenn Case – “Crazy Love”
Glenn has 320 songs here for your listening pleasure. And that ain’t even his entire catalogue!

Track 11: M.I.A.vs. YTCracker vs. Van Morrison – “Crazy Nerd Action”
YT gave me the a cappella for “Nerd Love” ages ago, but I could never get the MC Router verse to complete the vocal track. So I started this mix, got halfway through, and then sat on it. Let this be a lesson to you: if you’re nice enough to let me have a track to mash-up, I’ll take forever half-assing it until I get a wild hair to present the substandard results to the masses.

Track 12: mc chris - “Arulpragasam”
I can’t help but think there’s a Sri Lankan out there writhing in agony at my backwoods pronunciation of Arulpragasam.

Z’s final interlude: “This very pedestrian journey through the protagonist’s life.”
I really hope some of you will dig this last track. Admittedly, you really need to listen to the whole album to get the full effect, but I’m hoping against hope that y’all aren’t as critical as I am!

Track 13: The Streets – “Fit But You Know It”
This is far from a nerdcore track, but I think it’s a got a real charm to it. There’s this “lovable loser” element inherent in the delivery that really appealed to my dorkish sensibilities.
You’ll probably be noticing a lot more rock-centered tracks in the next few podcasts. It’s been suggested that I do an all nerd rock show, and I think that this is an excellent idea. Don’t worry, I’m certainly not phasing nerdcore out or anything; it is, after all, the reason most of you listen, but I think that an entire episode devoid of hip-hop and mash-ups would be an interesting change of pace. In the meantime, I’ll try to ease the rock ‘n’ roll in. I don’t want anyone to go into shock!

Monday, February 19, 2007

Nerd News in Brief

It's Monday again, and so I will favor you with another edition of Nerd News in Brief. This one's got some really interesting stuff in it, so I'll cut my intro short so you can read things of sufficiently more import.

  • Who the fuck is MC Harding?: Nerdcore gets some more press via the Dallas-Fort Worth Star Telegram. Aside from a few snafus, the article is a pretty fair (warts and all) representation of the scene and those in it. I'm just a little disappointed that Tonya Harding started rapping and I didn't know anything about it until now. ;)
  • Blood and cleavage: MC Router has decided to share some pics of her newest tattoo over at the Rhyme Torrents Board. It's a delightful combination of blood and boobs that is at once erotic and gory.
  • Speaking of boobs and blood: In what can only be called the coolest goddamn thing to happen anywhere ever , Emergency Pizza Party and Krondor Krew so impressed co-founder Lloyd Kaufman with their nerdy lyricism at last weekend's Orlando Megacon, that they landed a spot opening for Killer Robots at the annual Troma After Party! What's more, the event was filmed for use in an upcoming Troma documentary! Should this keep up, I will surely run out of exclamation points!!!
  • Nerdcore repository: Fellow Floridian and one of the few people actually brave enough to trade Wii friend codes with me, signed long int is currently using his coding acumen to craft an online repository for nerdcore hip-hop tracks. The system is still in the demo stage, but the project promises to be a real timesaver for me personally, and a boon to nerdcore fans everywhere.
  • The wind of change may or may not smell like feet: There may be no coercion in Islam, but that damned sure ain't true for Google! Last night I was led sheepishly from my old, comfortable version of Blogger to this new-fangled iteration. Thus far everything has gone fairly smoothly,but unfortunately my own predilection for fucking with things will soon kick in and I'll start meddling with the code and the overall setup. I've already added what appears to be a valid RSS feed (for those of you who hate the existing Atom feed), and hopefully I'll soon be able to work up a dedicated podcast feed using Feedburner. In addition to this, I plan to switch things over from the Blogspot url to my hipsterplease.com domain soon. The Blogger/Google monolith assures me that the transition will be painless and that all of my old linkages will still function, but if you come to check out the blog only to find its charred and smoking remains, you'll know what happened.

Sunday, February 18, 2007

When (Nerd) Worlds Collide

This weekend, the wife and I took Little X. to a train show. He’s 2, and (at least in his mind) the more wheels a machine has and the more noise it makes, the better. Trains are kind of his thing at present. I found the event interesting not so much for the displays – which were, to tell the truth, inspiringly intricate – but for the overall “train guy” dynamic.

These were a bunch of cats that had devoted the better part of their lives and the vast majority of their disposable income to purchasing, modifying, and assembling model trains and idyllic little (properly scaled!) hamlets through which they could run.

Now, I don’t know shit about trains, but I couldn’t help but get the feeling that I could kind of get the gist of their incredibly specialized language, their railspeak, as they bantered back and forth across the hall. After walking around for a half-hour or so, it finally dawned on me why: they were speaking nerd!

How did I not figure it out sooner?

It’s as if I’d arrived at Heathrow and then stumbled off my plane only to be surprised that the populace of the Boroughs of London spoke English.

Of course they were geeks; they were fuckin’ train guys!

I spend a lot of my time here talking about the multifaceted splendor of nerd culture, but sometimes, I reckon, I forget just how broad a scope there truly is. When you get down to it, the nerd is defined less by the nature of his interest and more by the careful and ceaseless attention that he devotes to it. In that regard, comic book guys and music nerds and Trekkies and gamer geeks and train enthusiasts are all the same; they all share that same fiery passion for their respective hobbies.

And so, train guys, though your love for the rails is not entirely akin to my love of the GBA, Chynna Clugston, and the d20 system, I salute you none-the-less. The dedication you show your craft may be laughable to some, but I have to say that I find it inspiring. Nerdly inspiring, at that.

Snake on a muthafuckin’ train!

Friday, February 16, 2007

More Nerd News in Brief

It’s been a busy week for your old pal Z., and it occurs to me that I probably haven’t given y’all enough of that sweet, nerdy goodness that you’ve come to expect from Hipster, please! of late. As such, I approach you humbly, meekly, with More Nerd News in Brief.

  • They are too!: You can currently download the new MC Lars track "White Kids Aren't Hyphy" for free from the Web site of San Francisco radio station Live 105. East Coast nerds can also catch Lars at the following venues: Feb.16 Ft Lauderdale, FL @ The Culture Room, Feb.17 Orlando, FL @ The Social, Feb.18 Gainesville, FL @ 1982 Bar, Feb.19 Atlanta, GA @ The Masquerade, Feb.20 Knoxville, TN @ Blue Cats, Feb.21 Vienna, VA @ Jammin Java, Feb. 22 Virginia Beach, VA @ The Jewish Mother, Feb.23 Philadelphia, PA @ First Unitarian Church, and Feb.24 Bound Brook, NJ @ Hamilton Street Café. Additional dates are available at Lars’s site.
  • Party Without Me: Don’t forget that Emergency Pizza Party will be playing a free show on February 24th at A Comic Shop in Winter Park, Florida. Also, please remember to buy the books before you read ‘em. It ain’t a fuckin’ library!
  • Look at his mouth!: EPP member and all-around fascinating fellow MC Wreckshin will release a new full-length album for free download on April 1st. You can preview the title track, “Nerdcore Supervillian,” at Wreckshin’s MySpace.
  • In case you missed it: If you like super-geeky rhymes with the smooth lyrical flow and solid hip-hop bite of Deltron and Metamystiks, I would wholeheartedly recommend you check out the MySpace of a certain LogicOne. Both “Mech’s Eye View” and “Comic Shop Rock” are personal favorites.
  • In case you missed it Pt. 2: The rabid Spamtec fans over at G4’s The Feed posted a webcam interview with “nerdcore rapper and hacker supreme YTCracker” to their show’s blog last week. In addition to repping nerdcore and talking about his hacker past, YT also does an impromptu live performance of “The Feed Theme Song.”
  • Embrace the ambiguity: I was recently invited by one of my favorite new-gen nerdcore artists to help out with an exciting new, non-musical project. Though we’re still in the early planning stages, it looks like said project may become part of a new regular feature for Hipster, please! I can say no more.
  • Creeping toward legitimacy: There’s a new edition of Nerdcore News currently available for your viewing pleasure. I’m a big fan of Gabriel and Syn’s work, so I was delighted to find my own little interview with mc chris got a mention. Continuing my grand tradition of ending these news segments with someone else’s hard work, I’ve embedded the video below.