Friday, August 07, 2009

Nerd News in Brief

Looks like the family and I will be taking a bit of a vacation next week. So if things get a little quiet on this end, there's no need to send a search party. I hope.

But since I'll be away from the keyboard for a few days, I'll try and crank out a couple posts' worth of geeky goodness before I leave. Y'know, to see you through the lean times. I've got an album review lined up that I think you'll find interesting, and of course there's this week's NNIB.

Why, here it comes now!
  • I Claim Full Responsibility: Those of you who catch mc chris on his fall tour may be in for an additional surprise: I Fight Dragons! Yes, IFD has signed on to support mc this time out. Specific dates and venues are still forthcoming, but my excitement regarding this matchup is already here.
  • A Single Bound: Speaking of I Fight Dragons, Shael Riley recently released a cover of their track "No One Likes Superman Anymore." You can procure this rare jewel here.
  • The Progenitor: In other epic cover song news, Ketan did a rendition of YTCracker's "Meganerd" at an open mic night earlier this week. It occurs about 12 minutes before the end of this footage.
  • Getting Caught in the Rain of Fire: Also this week, Glenn Case laid bare the simple truth that "Escape (The Pina Colada Song)" and "Hotel California" are virtually identical. Peep game.
  • Made Sweet Love to a Manatee: Weird Al's new track parodies the style of the White Stripes, has a video from political pranksters JibJab and is about Charles Nelson Riley. Odds are you know what at least one of those three things are.
  • I Tilt on My Axis: funky49 is a champion of education. When he's not writing songs about museums, he's sending me links to other folks' songs about the Earth. A prime example is this cut from Flocabulary.
  • None of Your Business: This week my boy Beefy gave us a little taste of his forthcoming release With Sprinkles. It's kind of a different sound for Beef, but I like it!
  • Less Cliché Than Advertised: This week also saw a new drop from Ultraklystron. The Cliché Remix LP is, not surprisingly, a collection of remixes from The Fourth Estate and Opensource Lyricist. It is also, as Karl so eloquently put it, "super free."
  • They Keep You Safe: With the release of The Protomen's Act II looming – it'll drop September 8th – those freedom fighters would like to remind you that the official release show will occur on Friday, September 25th at Mercy Lounge in Nashville. In the more immediate future, catch them at Knoxville's The Midtown on August 20th, Richmond's Plaza Bowl on the 21st and Baltimore's Ottobar on the 22nd for 64Bit Genocide.
  • Having an Emo Day: UK geek rocker Dan Plus Add sent me some previews from his newest (unfinished) album earlier this week. The as-yet unnamed project seems far more focused on personal storytelling than his previous efforts, but fans of his folksy style will no doubt be pleased.
  • Tourmates: Also from across the pond comes word of an "ad-hoc tour" featuring Superpowerless, BType, and Jaylyn Coffin. UK readers who might be able to pull together some last minute gigs for the trio over the coming 3 weeks are encouraged to holler at Oliver and company (LOLs)!
  • Some Enchanted Evening: Harry and the Potters' semi-annual t-shirt sale is currently on like the proverbial neck bone. Now through August 15th, you can score a Potters shirt from the comfort of your own internetz. Also available is the band's career retrospective Priori Incantatem. Have you bought shit from a boy wizard today?
  • They Own the Publishing Rights: Church (by way of his new love TechDirt) passes on news of Harvard's recent bought of trademark trolling. Shit! Looks like Harvard now owns the phrase "trademark trolling," and I think that means I owe them 20 bucks.
  • The Tabletop Goes Digital: Also from Church comes this link to Pen, Paper & Pixel's "Tabletop Projection" project. It explains how to use a mounted digital projector to create amazingly adaptive maps for your gaming sessions.
  • Make it Stop: Apparently everyone has fallen into the "geeks vs. nerds" trap. Even AllGov. They have a new piece about the recent Medicare row that references this imaginary battle. Via a Venn diagram. Ugh.
  • You Say Tomato, I Also Say Tomato: And on the subject of everyone's new favorite buzzword, Church also directs your attention to new a "geek" article at Esquire. Then he quickly counters with a "nerd" piece from Ypulse. I think that fucker's playing both sides!
  • And Now You Know: Dear Internet, Please buy me this t-shirt. It is graph-tastic.
  • He's a Dick: Having trouble remembering the plot of the Star Trek remake? Jason of Geek Studies found this appropriate summation.
  • Legendary: I'm obviously not stalking Felicia Day closely enough, as I'm only now getting into Atom's The Legend of Neil. It stars The Guild's Sandeep Parikh and features Day as a naughty fairy. Season 2 has just launched, so it's a good time for fellow noobs to come aboard.
  • Not Tired of Them Yet: In yet another piece of post-Comic-Con coverage, MCs Lars and Frontalot talked to G4's The Feed about web comics. What? No love for Scary Go Round?
  • A Thousand Words: I know I promised no more waxing philosophical about Nerdapalooza, but int eighty posted a pic that I think really captures the heart of the event. Boo-yah.
  • For Your Perusal: I recently asked Shael Riley what the Uruk-hai read in waiting rooms. He was kind enough to break shit down for me.
  • Lords on Acid: Closing out this week is a video for Shael and his band the Double Ice Backfire: a cover called "Chinese Ninja Warrior." It's from their new release Songs From the Pit. Enjoy the cryomancy. Also the rock.

Wednesday, August 05, 2009

With Special Guest Star: Me

I've been getting a lot of interesting requests of late. And not of the typical go-fuck-yourself variety, either. No, these have been requests to guest on other blogs and podcasts, which is actually really cool. It's not like I'm exactly swimming in free time or anything, but I genuinely enjoy the opportunity to spread the nerdy gospel via exciting new avenues.

Earlier this week, for example, I joined Jarvis Slacks and Nate Kowal (of Best Gamepad Ever) on the 10 PM Podcast. Therein we talked sci-fi, videogames and even a bit about nerdcore. But mostly we laughed. It was a good time.

Should you care to experience it, hit up Jarvis's blog for the link or simply turn your iTunes in this direction.

It's like a robot-space-western-superhero-Xbox-explosion in your ear canal.

Monday, August 03, 2009

Radio Free Hipster Ep. 71: Lullabies from the Underground

I am beginning to think that my un-themed episodes are simply multi-themed. I mean, this time around we get half a set about robots, multiple references to Final Fantasy and tons of cover tunes. All unintentional, I might add!

But subject-centered or otherwise, this is a show I'm quite proud of because it covers all the bases. From nerdy rap and geek rock to bootlegs and chip music, it moves around a lot, but I find it a consistently good listen.

I sure hope you feel the same.

Download Radio Free Hipster Ep. 71: Lullabies from the Underground [hosting provided by Antisoc] Size: 47.3 MB Running Time: 51:42

Show Notes:

Intro: Baddd Spellah – "Radio Free Hipster Theme (feat. Beefy)"
Featuring the dulcet tones of Mr. Beef Thompson.

Track 1: Wordburglar – "S'up Burg"
Burg is not nerdcore, but I believe his style hits close enough to attract both that audience and more traditional heads. And, for my money, you just can't beat Canadian hip-hop.

Z's 1st interlude: "Made of win and liquid awesome."
Give Burgie's Basement a listen and tell me otherwise. I dare ya!

Track 2: ToToM – "Freight Train Control"
Dylan Mashed is one of those projects that borders on madness. I heartily approve.

Track 3: Supercommuter – "Itty Bitty Pigeons"
Let me again urge you to pre-order the CD version of Supercommuter. You'll score the MP3 version early.

Track 4: Random – "Short Circuit"
Though it's been pulled, you can still find DaChip out there. Plus, there's an additional disc of bonus cuts!

Track 5: Facts of Life dialog / The Four Eyes – "Goin' Berzerk"
Why did all the episodes concerning sex always cast poor Natalie in precarious situations?

Track 6: I KILL PXLS – "My Final Fantasy"
I KILL PXLS has lots of free tracks available at his site. Peruse them at your leisure.

Track 7: Wilbert Roget II – "I Can Still Do Vibrato"
One of the many perks of having a pal like Shael is getting weird-ass album recommendations like Songs to Giraffe.

Track 8: Uncle Monsterface – "Toxic"
I understand Monsterface Industries is working on a new project at present. Color me excited.

Z's 2nd interlude: "I am a man who loves him some Facts of Life."
The facts of life are all about me. Or so says the theme song.

Track 9: Americans UK – "If You See Us Running, You Better Run With Us "
I'm heavily into AUK right now. They've got the same sort of musical appeal as, say, The Buzzcocks (with maybe a pinch of Leatherface). Plus, the lads are comic nerds, so that earns 'em extra points.

Track 10: Stevie Kincade – "Aquareous"
Aussie rappers join Canadian and Seattle-area rappers as the perfect trifecta of genuine hip-hop and unbridled nerdiness.

Track 11: DJ Schmolli – "The Trooper Believer"
Man, this song is gonna piss Maiden fans off! ;)

Track 12: Bit Shifter – "The World Has Turned and Left Me Here"
I am enamored with what grace Bit Sifter slides in some "Wave of Mutilation" into this track.

Track 13: Kwikspell – "Ode to Umbridge"
Kwikspell's debut is a little rough around the edges production-wise (which I'd argue actually adds an interesting garage aesthetic), but it shows some really clever songwriting. Plus, she collaborates with what has got to be the best named Wrock outfit ever: Statutory Snape!

Z's final interlude: "An exciting new way to leave feedback."
Feel free to use the widget in the sidebar to leave me a Google Voice message.

Track 14: Dual Core "Here to Help" / Beefy's voicemail
I actually got to meet Remington Forbes a couple months back. Seeing him and eighty on stage together was awe-inspiring. I will always consider him to be Dual Core's unofficial third member.

Beefy was nice enough to break in my Google Voice mailbox last weekend, so I happily included his message at the end of the show.

That Beefy, he's m'boy.

I've already got a few things cooking for upcoming episodes. I've invited MadHatter to come on and give me a Nerdapalooza recap, as well as drop some knowledge regarding Scrub Club. I've also got plans for another romantically-themed show, and my friend Cromer had requested that I again let my kids help me put together an ep.

Not sure which come first, and I reserve the right to get sidetracked, but those are all show ideas that currently tickle my fancy. If you've got something you'd like to hear, don't be afraid to speak up. I live for your input.

Saturday, August 01, 2009

Because You Demanded It!

Ladies and Gentlemen, I haven't the words to describe what you are about to witness. Language simply fails at moments like these. But suffice it to say that video footage of Brandon "Blak Lotus" Patton's impromptu performance of "Munchin' the Cooch" from last month's Nerdpalooza appearance has finally surfaced.

Much thanks to the delightful Kourtney Campbell for favoring us with this moment of musical mastery!!!

Friday, July 31, 2009

Nerd News in Brief

Say, if you're not doing anything tonight and you find yourself in or around the Brooklyn area, how about heading out to this weekend's Death By Audio show? There you can support my friends Uncle Monsterface and Math the Band as they play the rock and roll music.

There will be puppets, beer and guitars. And honestly, what else do you need?

This all-ages event is $7 at the door and commences at 8:00 in the PM. And I guarantee it'll be awesome! If I had a reputation, I would totally stake it on that fact.

As for now, here's your regularly-scheduled Nerd News in Brief.
  • The Long Con: Church was nice enough to hit me up with a pair of interesting post-Comic-Con wrap-ups. The first, from TV Squad, breaks down what the event was and was not. The second is from People.com, and it discusses the women of Comic-Con. And by "women of Comic-Con," they apparently mean famous actresses who were there to promote shit. Points for trying, People, points for trying.
  • Ran Gives Back: Speaking of Comic-Con, check our Random's post-event review at YouTube. Therein you'll also learn how to win a copy of the ultra limited edition Marvel vs. Capcom 2 mixtape. On vinyl no less!
  • Nerd to the Core: And don't forget to check out this fine selection of Comic-Con weekend performances from our old pal Ant. They'll make you wish you were there all over again.
  • Hard to the Core: Ross from Original Nintendo also sent me a link to this ridiculous speed run of Super Mario Bros. Frustration hack. Watch it with your eyes glazed and your ass puckered.
  • Like a Gay Musketeer: In other YouTubery, here's a rap about LARPing. It features and autotuned wizard.As well it should.
  • Brings All the Boys to the Yard: Oh, and have you seen that vid of Bill Chott and Captain Moerke of The Browncoats making Mudders Milkshakes? It's puke-tastic! Literally. (Blame this one on Church, folks!)
  • Even Nerds Gotta Eat: Earlier this week, @xarquis tweeted about a site called NerdDinner. It's an easy way to arrange regional geek gatherings at your favorite restaurants. Check it out, content in the knowledge that I will totally pimp your attempts at nerd herding.
  • Super-Sized: Congratulations go out to Maja for getting yet another pop for his recent string of McDonald's spots. Word is there's also a G4 appearance on the way, so keep an ear to the ground for that one.
  • Their Powers Combined: And congratulations are also in order for Superpowerless, who recently joined Dr. Awkward, Benjamin Bear and the rest of the Hee-Haw Gang at Scrub Club Records. Hit up Scrub Central for more details, and keep an eye out for future releases from the UK artist through this Midwest powerhouse.
  • AC/D.C.: Back on my side of the country, MAGFest preregistration has opened. Now in its 8th year, the Music And Gaming Festival will unleash another weekend of gaming and rocking next January 1-4. And not only does pre-registering save you some scratch, it also affords you entrance to the event's New Year's Eve party!
  • This is Me. Thunderstruck.: If you're in the market for a true musical oddity, check out Hellsongs. This Swedish trio performs amazingly mellow covers of metal tracks. Thanks to Dave the Knave for the pointer.
  • Faygo, Face Paint and Family: Another unlikely combination is mc chris and Juggalos. Strange but true: mc will be playing the 10th Annual Gathering of Juggalos, along with Ice Cube, Tech N9ne and GWAR, in Cave-in-Rock, IL. Hit the event's site for full details and one hell of an eclectic list of performers!
  • Something to Lick: The Painted Man recently posted a review of MC Lars's This Gigantic Robot Kills, and provides some fine motivation to pick it up if you haven't already. You should also check Lars's newest video podcast for some tomfoolery with our own YTCracker, as well as an introduction to the stringed instruments of antiquity. Oh, and even more post-Comic-Con revelry.
  • Creepy Uncle: Of course, I can't end this week's news without pointing out that there's a new episode of Vagina Deep in Podcast awaiting your perusal. It's got mCRT and ghosts. A winning combination if ever I heard one.
  • All That Jazz: Taking us out is some great game music. It's Kento's ragtime take on "Saria's Song" / "Lost Woods" from Ocarina of Time. Check out the video, then grab the MP3 and, for the musicians in our midst, the sheet music.

Thursday, July 30, 2009

Vote for a Scrote

I don't ask you guys for much because, let's face it, I'm in no position to be making demands. Still, this is the kind of thing that's quick, easy and free, so I'll put it out there.

My friends the Brilliant Gameologists are up for an ENnie Award for Best Podcast - which they are - so I simply wanted to ask if any of you would be willing to head over to the poll page and cast a vote on their behalf. There are 19 other RPG-related categories that could use your input as well, so be sure to plug your favorite publishers and products to boot.

And, on the off chance that you're not already a subscriber to the BG's podcast, I'd highly recommend you check them out. Whether you're a life-long tabletop gamer, a new convert or somewhere in the middle, I think you'll find the topics relevant, the discourse illuminating and the humor refreshing.

There's also Zeke's singing, which is truly what keeps me coming back.

Wednesday, July 29, 2009

Look at That Handsome Bastard!

In case you missed my earlier tweet, I am currently Nerdabout’s "Geek of the Week." Hell yeah I am! This means that I got a nice little plug on Discovery’s Science Channel web site, as well as a certificate suitable for framing.

Okay, I actually made the certificate myself out of construction paper and glitter glue, but that other part is totally true.

I’d really just like to take a moment to thank all the little people who helped me along the way: the fairy folk, the gnomes, Hobbits, the Keebler Elves and the citizens of the bottled city of Kandor. But most importantly I would like to thank the kobolds. Where would I be without their constant moral support and classic Germanic mischief?

In a word: nowhere.

In all serious, though, I would like to thank @sciencechannel and @nerdabout for giving me this most esteemed nod. And I’d also like to thank everyone, regulars and half-interested passersby alike, for checking out the blog and the podcast. You are the wind beneath my wang wings.

Oh, and for the record: yes, that is a picture of me in a gibbet. You know you’re a GeekDad when the only photos you can find of yourself are from your family vacation.

Tuesday, July 28, 2009

Highlights (Like the Magazine)

I'm really trying to stop rambling on about Nerdapalooza, as I understand that it's sort of asinine for me to do so. I mean, I wasn't even there!

Still, I think this is just a little too interesting not to pass along. It's an event recap by Corey Clark that my boy MadHatter turned me on to. It features music by Schaffer the Darklord, performance clips from The Grammar Club, The Megas, MCs Frontalot and Lars, and some great interview snippets with the fans, performers and organizers.

Give it a look-see. Then be sure to rate, comment and/or pass it on.

Monday, July 27, 2009

The Return of Dub Cyber

I have made no secret of the fact that there's been an Optimus Rhyme-shaped hole in my heart ever since the band split last year. (Yes, Church, Optimus really broke up.) Thankfully, a recent missive from Mr. Cyberman has helped to abate the pain.

You see, the debut album from Supercommuter, a new hybrid nerdcore/chiptune outfit featuring former Optimus frontman Wheelie along with Stenobot and Tron Jaun, is slated for release on August 25th. (Which falls dangerously close to the one-year anniversary of Optimus's farewell show.) And if you pre-order now you'll also get the digital version early!

Over the weekend, I was fortunate enough to score such a digital copy myself, and it's easily as excellent as I anticipated.

Skeptical fans are encouraged to check out both this week's Hiptrax podcast over at Wired and next week's edition of Radio Free Hipster for a pair of sample selections. But I'll warn you not to bother wearing socks, as they will just be rocked right the fuck off.

All 11 tracks of the self-titled Supercommuter are available for a mere $9.99 via the band's official merch stop. Shipping is 2 bucks for those of us in the States and $4.50 for fans in Canada and the UK.

There's also a listing at the same virtual storefront for a pretty swank t-shirt that's, sadly, not yet available. But hopefully we can demonstrate enough interest in the album to expedite its appearance as well.

In short, go over there and pre-order a copy. Maybe two. I mean, you're already in the market for a new favorite band, right?

Friday, July 24, 2009

Nerd News in Brief

Before we get into the meat of this week's nerd news, I have an exciting announcement. It looks as though Radio Free Hipster is a finalist for this year's Parsec Awards in the category of "Best Speculative Fiction Music Podcast!"

I am both pleased and disappointed, as the competition is stiff. I mean, me going up against shows like the FuMP podcast is akin to throwing a drunken box turtle into a dogfight, but it's nice to see my little 'cast's name there next to the big guys.

And speaking of the big guys, my pals the Brilliant Gameologists also made it to the finals for "Best Gaming Podcast;" a category which they have, in my opinion, sewn the fuck up!
  • Songs From the Blue Planet: OverClocked ReMix has just favored us with another epic release. Final Fantasy IV: Echoes of Betrayal, Light of Redemption, the community's 14th project album, presents "Nobuo Uematsu's classic video game soundtrack through a musically re-imagining of the story told in a 3 act format." It is, of course, freely available from OCR.
  • Burgie's World: I just received word from Halifax – by carrier loon, no less – that a new Wordburglar CD drops today for a mere $10 American (plus shipping)! Burgie's Basement is a collection of b-sides, remixes and rarities that features top-shelf guests like More or Les, Jesse Dangerously, Toolshed, Thesis & Ghettosocks, not to mention the WB himself. Interested parties can hit Burg up at wordburglar@backburner.ca for ordering info.
  • A Farewell to Kings: Also on the new release front is a collection of b-sides, singles, and rarities from our old pal MisterB entitled Winks. B also dropped the bomb that this will be his last release using that moniker, as he will now focus on making music as "BType." Be sure to cop this piece of UK nerdcore history.
  • He Wanna Hold 'Em Like They do in Texas, Please: And speaking of B, have you seen/heard the Superpowerless cover of "Poker Face?" It is unbe-fucking-lievable.
  • Say it Ain't So: Personally, I've spent the bulk of the week up to this point listening to Pterodactyl Squad's amazing 8-bit Weezer tribute. I can't imagine the rest of you haven't snagged it yet, but if not proceed directly to its palatial estate.
  • Save Ginny Weasley: What's stranger: that Potter fans have vandalized Chi-town stop signs or the fact that Chicago's finest don't know who Voldemort is? Church says the latter.
  • Low-Hanging Fruit: And on the subject of Pottermania, Conan O'Brien managed to work a Wizard Rock joke into his opening monologue earlier this week. Check around the 3:50 mark.
  • Real American Hero: This week, mc chris is auctioning off a staggering array of G.I. Joe toys for his cystic fibrosis charity. Checkout his video introduction, and then peep the sweet eBay action.
  • Gathering if the Nerds: If you are in the vicinity of Comic-Con this weekend, be aware that everyone is playing there-abouts. You can catch Mega Ran himself Saturday at the San Diego Convention Center, Front, Lars and YT at The Casbah that same night and even mc chris tonight at the Jumping Turtle.
  • Halifax Rap Legend: For those unable to make the trip to Comic-Con, sleep well knowing that Jesse Dangerously will shortly embark on a (brief) US/Canadian tour. Dates and venues can be found at the blog of the delightful Audra.
  • A New Member Joins Your Party: Congratulations to I Fight Dragons on acquiring another amazing member: Packy Lundholm. You can experience his indubitable style via this amazing YouTube clip.
  • Fuck American Idol: Are you a new artist looking to insinuate yourself into a well established clique? Of course you are! And for you, my friend, I suggest checking out Scrub Club's "Versus Mode" competition. The Club needs more Scrubs, and, whether you’re a rocker, a rapper or an electronic noisemaker, you could be among the chosen few. Full details are available at Scrub Central.
  • Sex Times Three: Orlando songsmith Marc with a C was recently featured in an interview at examiner.com. Check it out for a little info on the man behind the glasses and his involvement in Universal CityWalk’s AMC Cinemas' fall showing of The Rocky Horror Picture Show.
  • Only a Buck: Arizona natives will be hearing a bit more of MAJA in the coming weeks, as he's been cast for his rapping skills and voiceover talent in a series of McDonald's commercials. No foolin'! Give it a listen.
  • Meow-Meow, Muthafucker!: Closing out this week is a new Dan Lamoureux-directed video for Doctor Popular's "LOLcats." View. Rate. Comment. Enjoy. And remember that the LOL cats will enslaves us awl!!!11!one!!

Wednesday, July 22, 2009

Radio Free Hipster Ep. 70: Pajama Jams

Almost by definition, all episodes of Radio Free Hipster are about underrated and under-recognized artists. Nerd music is fringe music, and with that mystique there comes a disproportionate amount of anonymity. So when I tell you that this edition is dedicated to "slept-on" acts, try not to laugh.

If the bulk of our culture's music is unknown, then a subset of it is criminally so. Ignored, more often than not, even by our own. For every mc chris that pops up when the mainstream casts an eye our way there is a Metamystiks. For every Jonathan Coulton a Glenn Case. For every Minibosses a Spheres of Chaos.

I could go on and on, but I won't. Instead, I'll let the show speak for itself.

Download Radio Free Hipster Ep. 70: Pajama Jams [hosting provided by Antisoc] Size: 45.4 MB Running Time: 49:35


Show Notes:

Intro: Baddd Spellah – "Radio Free Hipster Theme (feat. Beefy) "
You can't sleep on Baddd Spellah!

Track 1: Metamystiks Inc. – "Rock Well (feat. Baddd Spellah)"
Though not officially released, this track leaked on Navi's new mixtape. It is the hotness.

Z's 1st interlude: "Goddamn, I say!"
Not exactly my customary opening line, but MMI tends to elicit that reaction from me.

Track 2: Snake Eyes – "Stairway to Hell"
Perhaps I should've saved this one for Halloween, but I think it's a great example of what Snake does with found sound.

Track 3: The Ranger – "Soi Nana (feat. MisterB)"
As I said in-show, this one sure ain't for everyone, but it's another epic tale from the seedy side courtesy of one of my favorite Aussies. Plus, its darkness blends so well with Snake Eye's supernatural angst.

Track 4: The Red Wings – "Go K.K. Rider" / Finding Nemo dialog
"Why are you sleeping?"

Track 5: Optimus Rhyme – "Super Shiny Metal (killsaly mix)"
Matt got to me ks at Nerdapalooza. It's one of the many things I begrudge him from that weekend.

Track 6: Glenn Case – "Georgia's Hands"
Glenn falls into the same category as Shael Riley; I simultaneously adore and resent both due to their impeccable ability to pen the kinds of songs I've always wished I could.

Track 7: nYgel – "The Wanderer (feat. Conyeezy)"
Should I ever take my geeky ministry on the road, 'Yeezy will be my deacon.

Z's 2nd interlude: "Yummy goodness for your ear-holes."
Once again, I implore you to download Stratospheria.

Track 8: Whore Moans – "Don’t Feel a Thing"
My favorite thing about Moans is that he is the same person in real life that he is in verse; manic, self-absorbed and totally random. And in his case, those are all actually very endearing qualities.

Track 9: James Bernardinelli – "The Hollow Earth"
Perfect Jimmy is the one member of Uncle Monsterface I have yet to meet. But I will befriend and collect him, just as I have with all the others. A la Professor Slughorn.

Track 10: Sticks Downey – "I am Going to Destroy You."
Let it be forever known that Wockenfuss has more beats than Dwight Shrute.

Track 11: Kirby Krackle – "Ring Capacity"
This is KK's summer single. Which means it's freely available. Which means you should go sign up for their mailing list to download it. Now.

Track 12: Marian Call – "It's Good to Have Jayne by Your Side"
"Boy, it sure would be nice if we had some grenades, don't you think?"

Z's final interlude: "I'll promise to listen closer if you will."
The best thing about this exercise is realizing cats that I'm sleeping on. Yep, it cuts both ways.

Track 13: Metaforce – "They Sleep"
I recently received a demo cut of the new Metaforce album Feared Science. Not sure if I like it as much as Rain City Blooze, but there's definitely some amazing stuff on there that'll make its way down the pipe soon.

Don't think me too juvenile, but the bulk of my interaction with my friends is spent in what I like to imagine as a kind of sparring. We pick on each other, razz each other, insult each other. But it's all in good fun.

And occasionally we may even slip up and say something genuinely nice.

Example: recently Matt said that Radio Free Hipster exists less to play your old favorite songs than it does to expose you to new shit you'll like.

If that's true – and despite our regular jabs at each other, Matt has proven himself to be overly complimentary in the past – then I reckon I've done my job.

Monday, July 20, 2009

A Case of the Mondays

It's another Monday morning, and I am at home with the kids. One of them is under the weather, though my own diagnosis as to what ails her has been challenged. It is a day resplendent with child care and housework, so, y'know, not exactly so much with the fun. Thankfully, there are a couple of fond diversions available.

It has just been brought to my attention that the debut release from Shael Riley and the Double Ice Backfire, Songs from the Pit, is now available for sale to the general public in very limited quantities. It is important to note that Songs from the Pit is available neither a digital download nor as a CD, but as a cassette. Yes, you read that correctly. If you would like to hear this album but don't have access to such a quaint device as a tape player, I am apt to point you in the direction of a local bazaar that stocks such antiquities. But instead I shall simply chastise you for forgetting your musical roots.

In other news, I at last have a lead on some potential video of Blak Lotus's impromptu Nerdapalooza performance of "Munchin' on the Cooch," the mythical song to which Justin called my attention last week. Kourtney has some footage of this rare bird, and will be sending it to me shortly. I will then be more than happy to reciprocate and pass it on to all of you. Please follow @kourtn3y on Twitter to show your appreciation for her unbridled awesometude.

And speaking of awesome, here is a video tribute I received this weekend courtesy of Snipey and Beefy. I'll go on record as saying its eventual follow-up will feature Beef Thompson and myself running toward each other across a flower-strewn field. Slow-motion style.

Thursday, July 16, 2009

Whisper to a Scream

My love of rap has as much to do with my fascination with the human voice as it does my affection for language itself. As much as I enjoy a bluesy howler or a punked-up rocker, there's just something to be said for the power inherent in the equation of one man plus one beat. But more important than rapping as a mechanism is the rapper as an instrument.

The voice can paint a picture in any number of amazing hues, but each of us has a certain single element that exemplifies our vocal delivery. In rap, this is unceremoniously pushed to the forefront.

There are fast rappers and slow rappers. High-toned rappers and low rappers. Sassy rappers and somber rappers. There are rappers that speak with intelligence and rappers who dully drawl. But when I think of Epic-1, my thoughts immediately turn to his low-key, low-volume approach to vocalizing.

So when I sat down with his debut full-length 1 – lovingly provided by my friends at EMPulse Records – I expected nothing less than the man himself to weave for me a full score of stories in his own unique timbre. And I received no less.

  1. "Dead End"
    Epic kicks the album off with the counter-intuitively titled "Dead End." Yet despite its unfortunate moniker, it's a funky cut that ably demonstrates his tight flow and fine ear for lyrical pacing. It's really a fantastic introduction to an effort that's at times laid back but never boring.
  2. "Countdown (feat. TCP)"
    Epic's trademark delivery – which I described in my notes as like "a whisper-through-a-grin" – contrasts well against TCP's mid-range growl. The beat is solid and just this side of frantic, which plays well into this song's sense of lyrical urgency. Part traditional rap braggadocio, part gamer anthem and part late-night road trip jam, it also features the first of many great guests.
  3. "The Kid Who Never Smiled (feat. The Spork)"
    Taking on the issues of bullying and its precipitant, school violence, without ever taking prisoners, "The Kid Who Never Smiled" is nothing short of visceral. It refuses to blink in the face of a fact that everyone knows but most choose to ignore. Further, it paints a perfect picture of a victim's damnable ascent to victimizer status that doesn't so much glorify as elucidate. Its pacing occasionally flounders, but it always manages to keep the listener interested.
  4. "Black Friday"
    After honing his aggro with his RPG cohorts for a couple of tracks, Epic again resorts to smoother solo fair that (oxymoronically) still stays sharp. Of course, seeing a how this song is equally about slackers and revolutionaries, I suppose that's somehow fitting. Though he rarely stretches his vocabulary, Epic's wordplay is top-notch, and "Black Friday" is an early high point of 1.
  5. "Back in Nam: Nerdcore Interlude"
    A nice nod to the Nam vets line in the previous track, this skit certainly isn't forgettable, nor, I'm afraid, is it exactly necessary. Still, it's a nice demarcation that indicates you've reached the end of the album's first quarter. I'm a long-time skit hater, but this one is better than many.
  6. "F.P.S. Confessions (feat. Conyeezy and S.O.S.)"
    Pairing an understated backing with aggressive vocals, this one sheds Epic-1's trademark whisper for a bark. Conyeezy also comes through hard, but not as hard as S.O.S., who dominates. The prayer cadence of bridge is a nice change-up that gives the joint some additional depth.
  7. "Mary Jane (feat. Quinsis)"
    I've already stated publicly that this is my favorite track of the album, not to mention one of my favorite jams in recent memory. Equal parts "Mountain Kind," Rick James and Marvel fanboyism, it's a pleasure from start to finish, and I'd be remiss if I didn't say that Quinsis nails the chorus. Given the album's meager price tag, I declare this one well worth the price of admission even on its own.
  8. "Sungem"
    RPG love songs about healers and tanks aren't exactly unheard of, but this one's a fine effort that weaves a narrative that alternates between in-game and real life. The chippy chorus can prove distracting, but Epic's gift for storytelling powers it forward.
  9. "Give and Take (feat. Kelly Morgan)"
    Kelly adds a dash of soul-funk that makes this track stand out, but Epic-1 comes as expected. Rampant motormouthery coupled with his almost whispered delivery make it hard to sing-along, but the song is so strong that you'll likely try anyway. This one is notable for its particularly non-nerdcore content, centering more traditionally on life, love and the trials of each. Sure, it gets a tad repetitive, but it makes up for it by endeavoring to be something more than expected.
  10. "So Gangster Interlude"
    The album's half-way point is marked by an over-the-top gangster fantasy starring our own Epic-1. It's snarky, well written and terse. If you feel it you'll likely find yourself wishing for more, and if you don't then know it's over quickly.
  11. "The One (feat. Logic1, ZeaLouS1 & Quinsis)"
    A posse cut based around similarly named rappers might seem a bit of a thin concept, but once the players themselves are factored in one realizes that "The One" is sure to be an amazing ride. LogicOne starts it off strong, Quinsis's chorus is on-point but not overstated and ZeaLouS1 comes back to the nerdcore fold sounding better than ever, but Epic refuses to shrink in this company. In fact he dominates and reminds us that this is his house. Possibly his best performance on the album, and certainly a fantastic track.
  12. "My Child"
    Another real world story as told through Epic's indubitable lyrical filter. Ripped from the daydreams of every abandoned son, it's sweeping, emotional and unrepentantly tender without ever sounding cheesy or put-on. The production is light, almost airy, and the song really couldn't function over anything else. In the end, "My Child" proves itself another great tale from Epic-1's library.
  13. "Sociopath"
    The polar opposite of "My Child," "Sociopath" is a sharp and breathless piece of bombast from the heart of a killer. Yet similarly, it's another example of Epic's ability to weave a compelling story (even when you aren't exactly sympathetic to its protagonist). There's a tad too much dead space at times, but it still manages to be a compelling ride.
  14. "Proud"
    And after that dose of adolescent escapism, Epic again returns to gentler fare. A quiet meditation on family, Epic talks about his dad, his brother and his cousin in clear and affectionate terms. It's the kind of cut that's a little too sentimental for some, but I give Epic much respect for having the bravery to expose such raw emotion.
  15. "Drug of Choice (ft. Schaffer the Darklord, 1080IP & YTCracker)"
    And the back-and-forth continues with another crazy posse cut. Kicking off with STD's rapid-fire sass and continuing on through excellent contributions by both 1080IP and YT, this track never lets you lose sight of its star: Epic-1, who handles the punctuating choruses and an appropriately speedy final verse. Can there be enough dope rhymes about… dope? That's debatable, but "Drug of Choice" makes its mark even in amid a schema crowded with gangsta rhymes and drug rock.
  16. "Back in Nam: Epic Interlude"
    Another skit from the anonymous war vet marks our final decent. Though I'm still no fan of non-musical interludes, this one is short and does manage to inject a little humor.
  17. "Moment of Clarity (feat. The Spork & Kelly Morgan)"
    A vocoder? Well, that's a surprise! Epic begins the album's wind-down with another track that contrasts the banality of real life with the excitement of the eternal artist. Almost a musical mission statement from a man deep in the underground, it comes through as stilted at times (from all three contributors) but still manages to channel an undeniable brand of inspiration.
  18. "O.M.G."
    "O.M.G." sees Epic representing for the often overlooked atheists and agnostics in our midst. It's an understated anthem that again reminds the listener that Epic-1 is atypical, even in the veritable musical freak show that is nerdcore. My only complaint about this track it its position. With the burden of Epic's conviction still weighing heavy in my ears, I couldn't help but think that this should have been the album-ending track.
  19. "Touch the Sky"
    But that criticism is eased when I hear "Touch the Sky," 1's proper finale. Rather than repackaging the sense of existential abandonment of the previous track, it instead pairs a pumping beat with Epic's customary whisper. It's an optimistic recollection on drunken hookups, videogames and good, old fashioned geekery that's as relatable as any of its core elements: an odd blend of party lyricism and boastful posturing with a touch of free-association. Not the album's strongest song, but still an interested way to end and equally interesting listening experience.
Last year, I was tapped as a judge for Rhyme Torrent's inaugural two-on-two rap battle. I was brought in, or so I was told, because of both my familiarity with the nerdcore community and my unbiased leanings. Looking back, however, I realize I may have judged some participants harsher than others.

At every turn, I compared and contrasted Epic's performance in said contest with "what I expect(ed) of him." You see, mere months earlier I had observed Epic at Nerdapalooza 2008. Performing, freestyling, battling and simply bullshitting around the venue he managed to bring an undeniable, indefinable level of style to every line he spit. As such, the bar was set pretty goddamn high with regard to my perception of Epic-1 at his best.

As such, I now rescind that criticism.

Because 1, you see, genuinely represents just that: Epic-1 at his best. It has its flaws, it's showing seams and its occasional missteps, same as any great album, but it truly captures the skill of the man I saw spit fire one year ago. Similarly, his guest vocalists (ZeaLouS1, Conyeezy, Quinsis, et al.) and the featured beatsmiths (The HT, WholeMilk, Myf and the like) act in kind. All this combined makes it an album that demands to be heard.

Epic-1's 1 is available now from EMPulse starting at a single buck. Just buy it.

"These are the type of things that I do everyday, and these are the games I'm committed to play."

Nerd News in Brief

After a few days of recuperation, all my Nerdapalooza peeps finally seem to acclimating to life outside the festival. It's a long and difficult road to recovery, but, as a PND survivor, I understand that further convalescence is required.

And the best medicine?

Reflection.

To that end, behold my boy MadHatter's exhaustive recollection of the event. Or if you'd prefer a more analytical approach, why not check out the summary piece at Reax? Sure, the event didn't exactly go off without a hitch, but good times were had. Memories made.

Even those who couldn't make it were properly remembered. (Check out my pal DataVortex's YouTube channel for some heartwarming shout—outs to yours truly and a ton of amazing concert clips.) Yes, even from miles away you could easily feel the love emanating from central Florida.
  • Strange Magic: With the Half Blood Prince tearing up theaters, Wizard Rock has again returned to the forefront. Westchester Magazine's Marisa LaScala has compiled a list of New York-based WRockers, while the NY Daily News picked the brain of Paul DeGeorge regarding the scene and nerd culture. Reader Justin was even quick to point out that The Potters, The Malfoys, The Lupins and Whompy made it as far as USA Today, and even Newsweek got in on the act by covering the Harry Potter Alliance's WWDD campaign.
  • Kirk and the Great Stone Phallus: Similarly, Church points out that The South African Times has also posted a lengthy musing on nerds. (Though Potter-philes are conspicuously absent.) It's little more than a fluff piece… Okay, it's actually nothing but a fluff piece. A really bad fluff piece, but it's worth reading just for the laughable accompanying side bar images and mangling of leetspeak.
  • Wheezy: That was actually pretty dreadful. To cleanse the palate I offer this insightful interview from Talk with Tim. Therein Tim interviews geek funk pioneer and veritable nerdcore community adhesive OG Don Vito. Give it a read, and be sure to keep an eye on TwT for more great interviews.
  • Hail to the King: On the subject of nerdcore, be sure to hit up LogicOne's MySpace to hear his new joint "Comic Shop Rock 2." It's the first single from his upcoming release The Fantastic Dr. Richards. Also, feel free to ask Logic about our proposed supernatural investigation television show. "Did you feel that? The room just got cold!"
  • The Wonderful Land of Oz: I've been talking a lot lately about slept-on artists, so it seems only fitting that I point out a cat that I've been sleeping on my damn self: Stevie Kincade. Stevie is another fine Aussie rhymer who's made his presence felt amongst the Rhyme Torrents community, and his Six-Slug Singles is both highly recommended and totally free. If you, like me, have been negligent in this regard, get on that shit!
  • The Magnificent Seven: Those in the mood for a more domestic flavor of nerdcore need look no further than Next Level, the newest slice of hip-hop bliss from Dual Core. int eighty and c64 (and everybody else that you love in the scene) make this one 13 tracks of pure perfection. It's so good, in fact, that I'm listening to it right now!
  • Season Pho : Not nerdcore but certainly nerd-friendly is Lyrics Born. I mean, dude is the voice of Cartoon Network's Friday nights! Thanks to my bro Matt, I now know that his new Variety Show mixtape is available for download. Oh happy day!
  • Keeping Secrets: And speaking of mixtapes, I got some interesting news from killsaly about his newest project. While I can't spill the details, I can say that his roster of collaborators is both expansive and surprising. Sadly, we won't get to hear it until next year.
  • One more Time: On the chiptune front, Zen Albatross kindly directs your attention to Da Chip, an 8-bit tribute to everyone's favorite robotic Frenchmen. It's pretty much the best goddamn thing ever.
  • Sounds like the Future: In other micromusic news, Nobuooo reports that 8 Bit Weapon is sponsoring yet another remix contest. The winning remixer will receive, among other amazing wares, a Commodore 64 music creation work station. Hit up ACIDplanet for full details.
  • Rocktronic: And for those of you who prefer their music more in the geek rock vein, The Americans UK will be ripping shit up at Santos Party House in Manhattan on Friday, July 31st. Tickets are 10 bones in advance, and the AM-UK hits the stage at 9:00 PM.
  • Song of the Fallen Soldier: On a sad note, this week fans were informed that I Fight Dragons is now one dragon-fighter short. Vocalist and multi-instrumentalist Mike Mentzer has elected to leave the band to pursue his solo career. Thankfully, you can already keep track of his new venture via the magic of the Interwebs.
  • Ninja, Please!: Taking us out this week is yet another winsome relic from the fallen kingdom of Nerdapalooza. It's Krondor Krew covering Vanilla Ice's "Ninja Rap." A song immortalized in a classic piece of cinema called The Secret of the Ooze. And while I may take credit for suggesting that Nerdapalooza participants perform a cover song, I'd like to see you pin this particular piece of madness on me. Go on, Masu! Try! I dare ya! ;)

Monday, July 13, 2009

The Weekend in Pictures

Photographic evidence (and a series of drunken texts from my boy Matt) leads me to believe that this year's Nerdapalooza was every bit the phenomenal success of last year's amazing showing. From the stellar lineup to the ridiculously awesome swag, it really looks to have been an event for the ages. Which makes it all-the-more painful for those of us who missed it.

Faithful reader Data Vortex was nice enough to share some early shots of the A Comic Shop pre-show, which you can peruse here. Likewise, BrandonCylon offers a dizzying array of shots from the show-proper. And, of course, my friend Denika was there getting her photog on as well, the outlandish culmination of which is pictured in-post. I don't think I'm overstepping my bounds to say that this one adequately sums up the event in a proverbial nutshell.

More images and video footage will no doubt seep through the Interwebs over the next few days as participants return home and/or sober up. But in the meantime, please join me in wishing all our cross-country travelers a safe and expedient journey.

Friday, July 10, 2009

Nerd News in Brief

So what're you doing this weekend?

Oh yeah! Orlando. Nerdapalooza. 48 hours of geeky bliss.

Well, take lots of pictures for me. And I mean lots of pictures. I wanna see the bands, the crowd, hell I wanna see what you eat!

You are my eyes and ears, friends, so please serve me well.
  • Help a Sister Out: Let me start things out on a serious note; Jonny Nero asked me to direct everyone's attention to a crafter donating her skills to help a friend in need. Medical bills and prostheses are expensive, and a cool pirate/steampunk-esque bracelet for 7 bucks seems more than fair.
  • Say No More: I've already said my piece concerning MC Lars's "Death of Nerdcore" post, and I imagine that even before I wrote my epistle many of you were already sick of the topic. Still, I think it'd be worth your time to check out a couple of posts over at Frontalot's BBS regarding the continued debate. Specifically those from Wheatus's Brendan Brown and Brandon Patton (AKA Blak Lotus). These cats drop some serious knowledge.
  • Meanwhile, Back at the Ranch: Speaking of Front and Lars, both will be playing AfterCon (along with YTCracker) in San Diego on the Saturday night of Comic-Con week. Tickets are available, but I reckon they'll go fast!
  • Happy Anniversary!: John Anealio has just celebrated the one year anniversary of his Sci-Fi Songs blog. And he was even nice enough to categorize his musical offerings in one easy post. Head over there and download to your heart's content.
  • Baby Daddy: And congrats are also in order for my friends the Brilliant Gameologists. It appears as though they are expecting a new addition! Get the full scoop in their recent podcast, and then grab their newest offering for a glimpse at the show's mission statement.
  • Super Heroic: Thanks to a nod from a certain Dave the Knave, Hipster, please! got a mention on Comic Book Resources. This led to some nice traffic and an intro email from sci-fi rockers Americans UK. They record their adventures in song and comic book form, and both are fuckin' awesome. Check 'em out.
  • I Need You to Need Me: Church points out this post regarding Cheap Trick's recent 8-track release. Trust me; this will be far more relevant after Shael's Nerdapalooza appearance.
  • Road Trip!: And speaking of 'Palooza, I Fight Dragons are vlogging their epic drive from Chicago to Orlando. The results thus far have been quite amusing. Take a gander.
  • Wang Dang Doodle: Another Nerdapalooza alum, my pal mCRT, recently dropped his new album The Penis Monologues. Rob describes it as "a concept album, revolving around the art of the dick joke," and I'd say he hit it square on the head. Pun intended. Download all 18 tracks of its utter foulmouthery, including "The Aristocrats" (which got a nod from Penn Gillette), at mCRT's site.
  • Feel Good Hit of the Summer: And while this isn't at all nerdcore, I would highly suggest you cop Atmosphere's new freebie EP Leak at Will. Much love to Shael for shining the light on this one.
  • Big Chief Sauerkraut: Who knew that Germans love historical cosplay? Geek Studies' Jason, that's who.
  • Our Full Potential: Also from Church comes word that, apparently, we are destroying mainstream journalism. I have never been prouder.
  • Dumbledore is Gay, and That's OK: And if that one's just not inflammatory enough for your liking, witness Newsbusters picking a fight with the Harry Potter Alliance. Because, y'know, the last thing you want is for art to inspire young people. (Nod to the always helpful @pediagirl for the link.)
  • Experience Democracy: Producer extraordinaire Snake Eyes has a submission in the current Atom Films Star Wars fan movie challenge. Vote for "Bad Day for Vader" not just because it's made by one of our own, but because it is wicked awesome.
  • He is the Man: On the subject of our proud people, looks like geek metal icon Scott Ian will be writing a two-issue Lobo comic for DC. Even cooler, it'll be illustrated by Sam Keith!
  • Big Time: Did you notice that GameUniCon got a mention at USA Today's site? No? You should really pay more attention to shit like that.
  • He Won't Always be This Way: And our own Jonathon Coulton also scored a sweet appearance on a local NYC morning show last week. See him rock "The Future Soon" over at the YouTubes.
  • How Many Mr. Fantastics Does it Take to Change a Light Bulb?: In other YouTubery, my old friend Brooks points us toward Dr. Victor Von Doom's comedy debut. I find it wholly unsurprising that this went down in Baltimore.
  • 8 Bits of Spunk: And taking us home on this Nerdapalooza weekend is an amazing Superpowerless remix of The Lonely Island's "Jizz in My Pants." I wasn't overly fond of the original, but this take is shit hot!


Thursday, July 09, 2009

Radio Free Hipster: Special Edition

I promised a little value-added podcastery for this weekend's weary travelers, and I am not about to disappoint. Behold, not one but two supplementary RFH episodes!

Okay, they're a little on the short side, but I hope you enjoy them. With my compliments.

The first is the sampler-cast I put together for the Parsec Awards. I actually struggled with what to include, but in the end I chose a trio of lesser-known jewels. Longtime listeners likely won't hear anything new, but if you ever find yourself trying to explain Radio Free Hipster to a perplexed friend, this seven-minute monster may serve you well.

Download Radio Free Hipster: Parsec Award Sampler [hosting provided by Antisoc] Size: 6.38 MB Running Time: 6:57

Show Notes:

Intro: Baddd Spellah – "Radio Free Hipster Theme (feat. Beefy) "
It kinda hurt to have to talk over the theme song. :(

Track 1: Computerization - "1.14me"
As featured in episode 45 (May 2008)
"1.14me" blends electro, chiptunes and amazing harmonies into a whimsical love song about a personal computer and his user. It's probably not what you expected, but I think it's quite indicative of a lot of the more electronic-flavored music that I feature on the show.

Track 2: Sugar Fix - "Rule 34"
As featured in episode 48 (July 2008)
Another admitted curve ball! "Rule 34" is a delightful piece of G-rated musical slash-fic about a dragon with an affinity for automobiles. Really. It's also a fine introduction to the lighter side of geek rock. Sugar Fix is a damn genius!

Track 3: Optimus Rhyme - "Reboot"
As featured in episode 48 (July 2008)
What can I say? Ep. 48 was a solid effort! ;) This track is a typical (but often overlooked) piece of cybernetic storytelling from Seattle's late, great nerdcore combo. Knowing my love for Optimus, this one you probably saw coming. And to answer your question, yes, it really does end that abruptly.

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And to follow that up, here's a little pet project I've been working on in my spare time.

I've long believed that Radio Free Hipster could do with a spot of class, and so I decided it might be fun to put together a little old school poetry-reading featuring some of my favorite nerdcore lyrics. With the (much appreciated) help of @nose_in_a_book and @talkie_tim, I was able to crank out what I like to call "An Impassioned Reading."

I reckon this one is more a proof-of-concept than anything, but I really enjoyed putting it together. Perhaps it will even become an (ir)regular feature.

First up is YTCracker's "Nerd Love."

Download Radio Free Hipster Presents: An Impassioned Reading Vol. 1 [hosting provided by Antisoc] Size: 2.03 MB Running Time: 2:13

Show Notes:

Background Music: Jean-Joseph Mouret – "Rondeau"
Yes, the theme from Masterpiece Theater. I said this shit was classy!

Introduction / Closing Dialog: @nose_in_a_book
And I couldn't have asked for a better narrator.

Featured Lyrics: YTCracker – "Nerd Love (feat. MC Router)"
And apparently even YT doesn't have these lyrics written down anywhere!

Wednesday, July 08, 2009

1st Annual Nerdapalooza Hipster, please! Meet-and-Greet (Sans Me)

My only complaint about Nerdapalooza is that it's just too damn awesome. I mean, it's like an all-you-can-eat buffet of nerdy delights that can scarcely be contained within the span of a single weekend. Sadly, we don't yet have the technology to for Perpetual Nerdapalooza™, but our R&D department is, even now, working overtime.

An unfortunate side effect of the breakneck speed of the festival is that – for those of us who aren't on-stage, at least – it takes a while to connect names with faces. This means that by the time you know who all your fellow scenesters are the weekend is almost over. Imagine, if you will, attending summer camp with a blindfold on. A blindfold which is only removed moments before your parents come to pick you up.

It's sort of like that.

By the time you realize that this guy has that cool YouTube channel or that this gal writes that awesome blog, you may not have time to fully appreciate each other's company.

Thankfully, my buddy Matt has come up with a novel solution. Since a number of attendees will be staying at the venue site – the Holiday Inn on Orlando's I Drive – he's arranged a pre-show meet-up:

So, Friday is the start of Nerdapalooza 2009. If you aren’t up on this fest, give the link a read and if there’s any chance you can make it over to Orlando by Saturday, I recommend it.

So after hearing about all the fun that Z had last year, I’ve decided to make the trip south myself to get in on the action. My original plans had me hanging out with Z for the weekend, but sadly life has gotten in the way and Z had to bail. Now that my plans to follow Z around like a lost puppy and leach on his nerd fame have been scrubbed I figured my next best option was to organize a little gathering.

Actually, I threw the idea out on Twitter earlier today and got a couple of nibbles and some serious encouragement from @freakapotimus, so I figured what the hell, lets see if we can pull this one off.

So here’s the situation.

The meet will occur on Saturday from 11:00 AM - 1:00 PM in or near the pool side bar. If it is raining, then we’ll do it in or near the Coral Key Lounge (the bar inside). This will allow those who wish to swim the chance to do that, and the rest (i.e. me) to at least, hopefully, get our drink on. The time will hopefully give those who want to hit all the music a chance to meet before the show starts, while still giving the late risers a chance to take part before things get going.

Of course, while it might be fun to watch all of you try to find each other during the allotted time with no help, let’s make it easy for you. This is what you’re looking for… me.

I’m not an easy guy to miss. 6′2″, about 300 lb., short brown hair, glasses, and answer to the name Matt. I’ve had a couple of people look at me and automatically assume that I used to play linebacker in high school (I didn’t, but I kind of have that linebacker gone to pot thing going on). I’ll be wearing either blue jeans or cargo shorts. I’ll also be wearing a t-shirt that says “geek” on the front (see shirt here). I promise to be at the above spot by 11 and promise to stick around until at least 1. If its sunny, I’ll be at the pool, in the general area of where ever the liquor is. If it’s raining, then I’ll be inside, in the general area of where ever the liquor is.

If you think you’d be interested in joining in on this little meet and greet, leave a comment below letting me know that you’re up for it and may be an idea of what you look like so I can keep an eye open for you. You may also want to follow me on twitter. I’ll make sure I post any updates to that feed, including while I’m at the fest. While I’ll be posting though, unless you can DM me, I’m probably not going to see anything you send to me on Twitter. I have a normal phone, so I’m just getting texts.

OK, I think that’s it. If you have any questions, let me know. My plane doesn’t leave until Friday night, so I’ll check back at this site until at least 5 PM EST on Friday. If the hotel has free wi-fi, then I’ll see about checking on things in my room.

Since I will be conspicuously absent from this year's festival, Matt has agreed to act as my official emissary. He will be spreading the nerdy gospel of Hipster, please!, drinking extra heavy to bridge the booze deficit and collecting excellent event swag on my behalf. (Hint-hint!)

If you're gonna be around for Nerdapalooza, please stop by and hang out for a bit with your fellow geeky music fans. You'll be glad you did.

Tuesday, July 07, 2009

MC Lars, Nerdcore, Hip-Hop & You

I am, for lack of a better term, domesticated. Unlike the bulk of my fellow bloggers, freaks and fanboys, I am married with a couple of kids, and that in itself often defines what I do and when I do it. Because of this, the bulk of my writing and researching is done in the later evening hours, while the other members of the House of Z. slumber.

It's a quiet time during which I attempt to catch up on my Twitter and follow up on all those great links that came through my feed during the preceding day. So imagine my surprise when last night, around 10 o'clock EST, the entire world was engulfed in a column of flame!

Okay, perhaps I overstate.

So imagine my surprise when last night, around 10 o'clock EST, the nerdospehere exploded in a fiery rage!

Much better.

The source of this wailing and gnashing of teeth was, to say the least, a little unexpected. MC Lars had, in a blog post entitled "RIP NERDCORE (1998-2009)," seemingly decried not only the bulk of his fellow artists but nerdcore in general.

Scandalous!

Now before I carry this missive further, I must pause to say that I know Lars. We aren't exactly on each other's Christmas card list or anything, but we've talked extensively both online and in person to a point that I feel like I am fairly familiar with him. Familiar enough, at least, to know that he isn't exactly the kind of cat to pick fights.

Armed with this knowledge, I took his musings – from the very incendiary point at which he states "Unless you are MC Frontalot, it's time to stop trying to make 'nerdcore hip-hop'" – to be something less than most. I refused to see it as attack, which is how it was apparently perceived by many of those who passed the link my way, but rather as Lars expressing dissatisfaction with his perception of what nerdcore is versus what hip-hop should be.

Lars illustrates this point by referencing a number of outstanding examples of from the greater nerdcore schema, including personal favorites like int eighty and Jesse Dangerously, unfortunately he also muddies the waters with arguments that, at times, come through as something far less than sound.

From early on, Lars equates Frontalot's success and the media attention attracted by the scene's twin documentaries with a moment at which "a cadre of mediocre rappers" actively sought to exploit these breakthroughs as their own personal marketing megaphone. I take issue with this statement on a couple of levels.

First, it's painful to admit, but Lars himself has been faced with similar accusations. I admire Lars as a businessman, a lyricist and a performer, but his style of "Post-Punk Laptop Rap" has likewise been decried by more traditional heads as being insincere and incongruent. We know that Lars is a genuine fan of hip-hop that has been doing his thing for far longer than the term "nerdcore" was a Google trend, but many of those outside our admittedly limited window do not. Whether or not Lars considered that before pinning that particular barb is something that only the man himself can answer, but it's a fact that makes the admonition seem a little catty.

Secondly, it seems to actively discount those outside of the nerdcore artist corral that felt as though the "movement," for lack of a better word, provided a soundtrack to their lives. It's easy to see nerdcore as a whole as a group of cannibalistic, ego-stroking artists simply making music for the sake of garnering the attention of their fellows, but there are actual fans. I know. I am one of them. And to those like me, the media micro-explosion that was nerdcore's moment in the sun was simply another minor victory for supporters of nerdom as a culture unto itself. It was a music that celebrated us, and while it certainly wasn't all as compelling as YTCracker, its brief ascension was a point of pride.

Alternately, Lars also parallels the stripped-down punk rock aesthetic of the Ramones and the Sex Pistols with the more refined and ultimately evolved brand of post-punk created by acts like Joy Division. It's a sound enough challenge to motivate artists to push themselves creatively, at least on the surface. In fact, normally this is the kind of sentiment I could get behind, but knowing that Lars and I both come from a similar punk background, I would be remiss if I didn't ask: What of The Clash? What of Blondie and Elvis Costello and Television? What of The New York Dolls and The Stooges and Velvet Underground? What of The Jam?

Each of these artists, rather rightly or wholly inaccurately, was at one time or another lumped under the punk rock label. Despite the various hues or flavors of their individual brands of musical revolution, they were pinned with that same tack. And yet they were all undeniably different. Moreover, each was party to a continually shifting paradigm. Each was an agent of slow and steady change: an evolutionary step.

This brings me to my two main points of criticism.

Labels, particularly genre labels, are inherently erroneous. Fort those truly involved in the scenes themselves they are at best limiting (as Lars points out) and a worst insulting. And yet they persist. As someone who actively uses these relatively inflexible pigeonholes in an attempt to broaden the nerdy music user base, I am the first to admit that there really is no proper cataloging method. When I play a Selfhelp or an I Fight Dragons track on Radio Free Hipster, I can do so with little pretense. Yet when I play the same on my Wired.com podcast, I am beholden to state their proximity to arbitrary labels like nerdcore or geek rock or chiptunes. I don't do it as a disservice to the artists or because these "genre tags" magically make their music more relevant, but because man is a simple creature who needs an easy place to hang his hat. That doesn't make it right, but that does illustrate the concept's functionality.

Also, just as he omits acts that I know he knows in his punk rock allusion, Lars similarly glosses over a significant chunk of applicable MCs that I fear he perhaps doesn't in his treatise on nerdcore. Whore Moans, The Ranger, Grandmaster Pink, MadHatter, Navi and Super Dragon X are not new to hip-hop. These are cats who were making beats and recording rhymes (with varying levels of nerdy slant) without the insulation of a nerdcore "scene," but who used the loose affiliation that sprang up in the wake of Rhyme Torrents and Nerdcore For Life to find similar, like-minded artists. At times many of them have expressed their own dissatisfaction with the direction of the scene, but their collective antidote has been to make their own shit that much more dope.

Lars calls for something new, and I applaud that challenge. But I do so with the caveat that there is continually new hotness springing up, even from the nerdcore faithful. The drum that I so often beat (which I'll now remove from its protective sleeve and tighten properly) is that we need to stop thinking of nerdcore as a genre, or even a subgenre. That truly is Front's gig, and he plays it perfectly. It's his term that the rest of us are using by his good grace, so let's tread lightly.

For everyone else, nerdcore should be seen as a community or, better yet, a style.

As principle nerdcore artists, folks like my pal Beefy, further hone their skills we see the term nerdcore morph from a shield to a banner. For those who continue to ply their craft, nerdcore – which once protected them in their handsome little niche – can instead turn into a word of their own precise defining. There is always wiggle room. As more and more of those in the meta-community find their voices, nerdcore becomes less crutch than buzzword. Does that mean it will ever afford a totally accurate description of everyone from mCRT to KABUTO? No, but such is the price we pay for being habit-hardened creatures of limited language.

Even now, I find myself surprised to hear guys like Random, a true underground artist with hip-hop chops to spare, talk about his nerdcore project Mega Ran. Further, I was positively taken aback when Dr. Awkward (rightfully) proclaimed himself the next generation of nerdcore in his recent release. This just goes to show that, when used correctly, the term has legs. Even in the face of its apparent stylistic limitations.

In the end, I can't help but think that I agree with Lars's sentiment but not his verbiage. I know the rationale for this post wasn't to shock or offend, and I am not at all surprised that Lars has softened his stance. He's a great guy and a genuine talent who simply wants to encourage artistic experimentation and creative fulfillment. And there's really no loftier goal.

I do, however, think that he hastily glosses over one of his best points; if you want to be a rapper, listen to rap. I regularly hear "Yeah, nerdcore is the only rap I like" from artists and fans alike, and my response is always that this is a damn shame. Hip-hop is a rich and colorful culture that is not wholly defined by whatever may make its way into the mainstream.

In fact, my principle beef with the prevailing nerdcore mindset is that by rapping about the day-to-day of nerd life we are somehow the saving grace of hip-hop. That's just ridiculous! There's nothing wrong with the aforementioned concept – holler at P.Nis for more info – but the truth is rap doesn't need to be saved, and it surely couldn't be saved by a bunch of outsiders. Hip-hop, like any other culture (including our own), has been strip-mined for marketability, its adherence reduced to a handsome subset of demographic info on some spreadsheet. But hip-hop is more than bad radio edits and McDonald's commercials. It's a living, breathing, beautiful thing.

While we seek to cultivate the culture of nerd, we shouldn't be looking – as the mainstream does – for elements to hijack or assimilate, but for models upon which to base our own design. And if we are going to use hip-hop as a part of our musical shorthand, we should certainly delve further into its own history and development. Not only are we apt to find more music to our liking, but we'll also discover stabilizing elements like its traditional fundamentals and genuine sense of cultural stewardship. Hip-hop is, like all the finer things, a subject that requires study; why not turn some of our trademark studiousness to that end?

So I suppose the only item left to tackle is Lars's own principle point: the blight of bad music. Is there ever an excuse to make shitty music?

To tackle this we must first admit that our own unique opinions are not an indelible stamp of quality. I fight a daily struggle with this concept, as I am regularly reminded that just because I like something doesn't immediately make it good. But if we look at things objectively, we must realize that art exists, on some level, to be experienced, and it is the job of the artist to make that experience as compelling and creative as possible. There are many paths to quality, but what matters is that the end product amuses or, better yet, enlightens the listener.

So I'll simply hope (for my sake as much as anyone's) that shitty music or writing or podcasting or what-have-you is justifiable in the continued pursuit of artistic evolution. Because that is what it's all about. To quote the man himself, "Let's push ourselves outside of our comfort zones and flip the script by surprising each other with what we can do."

In the end, I suppose it comes down to a matter of audience. If we are producing art for the celebration of a limited community, we can always take the easy way out. We can toss together any old goddamn thing we like without regard for quality or relevant content and tell detractors that they simply don't understand where we're coming from. Or we can continue to work to better ourselves for the sake of our craft, and attempt to make the most compelling rap song/vector art/Bundt cake/web log that we possibly can. Sure, the first option is easier (not to mention relatively bullet-proof), but, whether your audience is 10 or 10,000, it's important to remember that excellence is often relative while mediocrity is nigh undisputed.