Tuesday, October 27, 2009

Radio Free Hipster Ep. 76: Blood for the Beast

Demons, gore and song requests: these are the things that Radio Free Hipster's 76th episode are made of.

It's got a slightly smaller-than-usual number of tracks, but that's simply because some of the songs themselves are a bit lengthy. And, hey, I can only demand so much listening time from you fine people.

All-in-all, it's an eclectic mix of rock, rap and pure evil. But mostly the evil.

'Cause, y'know, 'tis the season!

Download Radio Free Hipster Ep. 76: Blood for the Beast [hosting provided by Antisoc] Size: 43.8 MB Running Time: 47:50


Show Notes:

Intro: Baddd Spellah – "Radio Free Hipster Theme (feat. Beefy)"
Beefy bathes weekly in the blood of 16 virgins. It says so on his Wikipedia.

Track 1: DJ Schmolli – "Drop it Like Black Sabbath"
Kind of a weird track to start on, given its slow, plodding nature, but I think you'll feel it.

Z's 1st interlude: "A happy little ditty that also featured some Anton LaVey dialog."
Yep, the Black Pope himself.

Track 2: Americans UK – "Sons of Ba'al"
Be sure to check out A-UK's comics. Good stuff.

Track 3: The Exorcist dialog / MC Lars "Roommate from Hell (funky49 rmx)"
I love funk49's remixes. I only wish he could find the time to make more of them.

Track 4: Zombies! Organize!! – "I Like Turtles"
This one was a request by listener, Jimi, and I appear to have forgotten to include the song title/artist info in the set recap!

Track 5: Marc with a C – "Sweet Transvestite"
Be sure to catch Marc's set at next month's Nerd Invasion. He's slated to perform right before the dawn showing of The Rocky Horror Picture Show.

Track 6: Creature Feature – "A Gorey Demise"
Gotta give it up for Bonehand for turning me on to Creature Feature!

Z's 2nd interlude: "Even today's background music is a request."
Big-ups also go out to Stuart for hipping me to the Prodigy cover of The Specials' "Ghost Town."

Track 7: virt – "Once Upon a Time in Transylvania"
There really aren't words to describe how very much I enjoy the music of virt. There is only the raw emotion. And also the creepy fan mail.

Track 8: The Bloodclan – "Prey"
Providing you ignored my previous call-to-arms, go and snag The Bloodclan's Amor Sanguinis. Now.

Track 9: The Consortium of Genius – "Bucket O' Blood"
The COG are always good Halloween listening.

Track 10: Deathmobile – "Blood Buckets"
Dave the Knave requested some Deathmobile, and I thought this track made a wonderful addition.

Track 11: Schaffer the Darklord – "Buckets of Blood (feat. KABUTO THE PYTHON)"
"I know that it circulates the body in ways / that could mystify a high school science teacher for days."

Z's final interlude: "Your just gonna have to wait until next October."
Yes, this ep. closes out this year's Halloween Crap-tacular. I hope you were entertained, enlightened and maybe a little creeped out.

Track 12: Sticks Downey – "Milk Duds and Guts"
Much love to Wockenfuss of the Sticks crew for tossing this track my way just in time for this edition.

Eye-shuh mentioned in the previous round of show comments that she'd like to hear a literary-themed podcast in honor of NaNoWriMo, and I have become quite fond of that idea. I've also got a special concept in mind for November's second podcast. December will see both the annual holiday special and a year-end wrap-up, and that, as they say, will be that.

Still, if there are any tracks or artists you absolutely have to hear before the clock runs out on 2009, just give me a yell. I'll do my best to work it in there somewhere.

Sunday, October 25, 2009

Nerd News in Brief

Before we get into the nerdy news, just allow me a minute to dispense some heartfelt congratulations to our brother DataVortex. At this year's Fall Fest in Sister Bay, WI, Data proposed to his girlfriend – via the annual ping-pong ball drop, no less.

So please join me in wishing the happy couple much nerdy love and the best of fortune in their upcoming nuptials!
  • She's Still a Geek: Nerd-friendly songstress Marian Call has announced that she'll begin recording her new full-length album, Something Fierce, over the coming weeks. Proposed song topics include Anchorage, the International Space Station and sushi. Further details and tour dates can be found at Marian's site.
  • Fish and Chips: Chip artist Bit Shifter will be performing at Chicago's Ai Lounge this Halloween. Tickets are $20 at the door, with a nice $15 presale. And, so as to make things flow nicely from that Marian Call piece, Ai also serves sushi. There you go.
  • I'll be Your Toad: Scared of Dinosaurs dropped a new single this week, a cover of "Mario Kart Love Song." You can peep the track on The 61, and, of course, there's an accompanying video.
  • Once Upon a Time: In what is surely the wildest release news of the week, YTCracker has just unleashed Chrono Nurga Vol. 1 upon an unsuspecting world. The 7-track EP, the sum of which was created in less than 24 hours, is freely available from the DG himself.
  • Out of the Blue: In other release news, Random has at long last made the instrumentals from his Capcom-licensed Mega Ran 9 album available. Download, cover, remix and share.
  • Hip to be Square (Enix): And to complete the hat-trick of musical awesome that is this week's new nerdy albums, OverClocked ReMix has just dropped their Xenogears remix project Humans + Gears. This double-disc album is available for free from the fine folks at OCR.
  • Like a Gypsy: As an added bonus, I'll also point out the excellent new Fleetwood Mac mash-up album Fleetwood Mix at no additional charge. Because, y' know, I am all about value. And also Instamatic is my homey!
  • Playing with Power: My pal Masu was one of scores gamers thrilled earlier this week when the Surfacescapes team at the Entertainment Technology Center of Carnegie Mellon University released this video. It's a proof-of-concept for a tabletop dungeon-crawl experience using the Microsoft Surface technology. This is how our kids will game.
  • Describe to Me Immediately: There's only one man who could've possibly found a Klingon translation of the Sesame Street theme. That man, of course, is Church H. Tucker!
  • Apparently, We Rule (Again): As we all well know, an edition of NNIB isn't complete without our obligatory geek chic link, and this week Church came through with two. Both from CBS.
  • A Cool Case of Old Milwaukee: Zen Albatross was nice enough to turn me on to This Spartan Life, the world's first machinima talk show web series. It's been going strong since 2005, but is presently taking advantage of the Kickstarter program to take the show to that all-important next level. Give it a look. And maybe some scratch.
  • Stick it to You: And speaking of sharing money/support, my friend and long-time hosting solution Antisoc has some sweet new stickers. You can get 'em free just by giving his music a little publicity, which seems like a pretty fair shake.
  • Worst. Costume. Ever.: When Dave the Knave first tweeted this, I was sure it was a joke. But then I realized that, since this is the internet, it's sort of a crap shoot.
  • Accio Equality: The Harry Potter Alliance's Wrock 4 Equality project garnered some amazing press last week. More specifically, Andrew Slack wrote a great piece for HuffPo, and the event even got some attention from the Wall Street Journal!
  • I Came to Get Down: I am not familiar with Brett Domino, but after Matt Ryd mentioned this video via Twitter, it became apparent that I need to buy a Stylophone Beatbox. And also a polka dot backdrop.
  • Wu-Tang Forever: For years I've been talking about the importance of nerds in hip-hop – not just nerdcore – and nobody listened. But that was before RZA came out of the geek closet. Yes, my friends, we're closing out this edition with a video you've all most certainly seen by this point. Why? Because it's that fuckin' important! And because if I don't, Matt will clobber me.


Wednesday, October 21, 2009

3 Halloween Treats

Last year I put together a list of timely releases to help y'all round out those ever-important All Hallows' playlists. I liked the concept so much that I have elected to bring it back this year. (Hey, what you call lazy writing I prefer to think of as a "regular feature!")

I padded the original "5 Halloween Treats" post with some of my trademark snark, in that case directed at those who would water-down the Halloween experience. But, rather than completely retread my previous writing, for this go-round I'll instead cut directly to the chase: keep Halloween evil.

I'm certainly not suggesting that you sacrifice a goat or anything, but rather that we stop trying to sanitize our sinister seasonal imagery. It's not a "fall carnival" or a "harvest festival;" it's a goddamn Halloween party!

Halloween is the one night a year when it's totally okay to get into the full spirit of the silly and the supernatural, when it's fine to eat too much candy and scare the shit out of yourself. In short, it gives you carte blanche to loose your inner child, as gross or grimy or creepy as he may be.

With that in mind, here are some albums to expedite that process.

Manslaughterer:
Yeah, this one is sort of a given. When I reviewed Schaffer the Darklord's latest release earlier this month, I made reference to the fact that "Monsters of Rock (feat. MC Lars)" is a proper Halloween banger. Then I reiterated this by kicking off my latest podcast with that same macabre ditty, but STD has even more to offer in this vein. (A pun!) "Buckets of Blood (feat. KABUTO THE PYTHON)" and "The Invisible Man (feat. Shael Riley)," are two competent additions to any horror-themed set, and "The Other Devil" – my favorite song at present – works perfectly in that context as well. Manslaughterer is a Halloween must-buy.



Eightbreeders:

Fans of Schaffer's rocked-up brand of rap will also likely enjoy the chippy reinterpretations of The Misfits' horror punk classics featured on CalmDownKidder's recently released Eightbreeders tribute. Nearly two years in the making, this 10-track freebie manages to pack an amazingly satisfying punch, easily matching the unabashed listenability of other high profile chip tributes like The 8-bit Album and Da Chip. J. Arthur Keenes' "Skulls," also featured on the most recent episode of RFH, 8-bit Weapon's "Die Die My Darling" and Bit Shifter's "AngelFuck" are instant classics. But personally, nothing puts me in a Halloween-y mood quite like Baron Knoxbury's take on "Some Kinda Hate" and ComputeHer's perfect reinvention of "I Turned Into A Martian."


Amor Sanguinis:

Of course, I'd be remiss if I didn't also pimp the neo-gothic horror of The Bloodclan's recent debut album Amor Sanguinis. Steeped firmly in White Wolf's fully realized (if occasionally convoluted) World of Darkness, it's a gory love letter to Vampire: The Masquerade that, for some strange reason, has yet to generate the buzz it rightly deserves. A highly-specialized collaboration between Scrub Club's MC Loki and Versus Mode finalist Diabeats, much of its lyrical esoteria may be lost on non-gamers/LARPers, but the premise is fairly simple: vampires are real. Got it? Good, 'cause, with that base covered, you can properly enjoy the horrifying hedonism of "Vampire Party," the eerie seduction of "Let Me In" and apocalyptic closer "Gehenna."

Monday, October 19, 2009

Godzilla 2009

Keeping up with the umpteen artists that I endeavor to cover here at Hipster, please! is tantamount to herding cats. I mean, I can suggest that they send me their tour and album release dates or maybe let me know as new tracks are leaked, and, on my side, I can do my best to stay on top of the several dozen relevant sites and RSS feeds, but in the end it's easy for the ball to get dropped. Still, sometimes a message creeps into my inbox that reminds that there's someone looking out for me. That person is Karl Olson.

Though we haven't heard much from Rai Kamishiro since her amazing contribution to MC Frontalot's "Shame of the Otaku," she has obviously been hard at work inside her secret Mecha-Godzilla lair. In fact, her debut album – now known as Electric Sheep – is coming "VERY VERY SOON." Of course, the aforementioned Ultraklystron is taking care of things on the production-tip, and the preview video (which I've embedded below) makes it apparent that the project is even more bright and frenetic than their previous collaborations.

Pre-order information is already available at Karl's site. Meanwhile, Rai is offering regular updates concerning the album and its contents (in her own indubitable fashion) via LiveJournal. There's talk at both sites about a special limited edition print, so get on that shit quick if you want access to alternate cover art, extra tracks and remixes.

I've been a huge fan of Rai's since her appearance on the original Rhyme Torrents compilations, even going so far to co-found a cult based on her inexplicable doctrine, so this is the kind of release news I would term a very pleasant surprise. For those unfamiliar with the Once and Future Queen of J-Nerdcore, you can also hear her cover of Samurai Champloo's theme song "Shiki No Uta" on my very own Nerdcore Undercover compilation, and you can get a glimmer of her delightful eccentricity via our interview from 2006.

Suffice it to say that Rai is one of a kind.

Saturday, October 17, 2009

Nerd News in Brief

Before I kick off this edition of Nerd News in Brief, I have to pose a question to my geektastic readership, particularly those of the southern persuasion: who else plans to catch the mc chris/I Fight Dragons show at Atlanta's Masquerade next month?

It's a Thursday night gig – scheduled for November 12th, for those of you too lazy to click the above link – so the ticket price is only $12. Plus, it's going down in the level of the venue known as Hell on the eve of the traditional day of great misfortune, so it's got that going for it.
  • Late to the Party: As promised, here's a link to the first half of Epic Default Productions' most epic drunkcast. Featuring me. Shitfaced.
  • You've Come a Long Way, Baby: For an amazing look in the rearview mirror of nerdom, check out Newsweek's slideshow about the origin of the Star Trek convention. It also strikes an odd chord when compared to this Airlock Alpha piece regarding the Trek XI's cast unwillingness to get their con on.
  • The Future is Now: In a related story, Church was quick to point out that George Takei and Brad Altman are the first gay contestants to appear on The Newlywed Game. Boldly going where no self-respecting gay men have gone before.
  • Sink the Green: Oh, and he also followed up with news about a book called Gender and Sexuality in Star Trek. I don't even have a joke for this. Color me intrigued.
  • Guess Who's Back: And just when you thought you'd seen the weirdest Star Trek story of this round-up: Klingon Eminem.
  • True Player for Free: You can currently download the video for MC Lars's "True Player for Real" from iTunes for the low, low price of nothing. Get on that shit.
  • My Little PWNies: Also from Church comes news that nerdy art emporium Nakatomi has garnered some love from the Washington Times. Props to Tim Doyle for playing the ultra-rare "dork" card in the write-up.
  • Gut-Chomping Glory: Solidly in the Halloween vein, here's a CNN piece on why we love zombies. I'd thank everyone who passed it on to me, but I'm afraid that would eat up the rest of my weekly word allotment.
  • Parts is Parts: In more actual music news, you can pre-order mc chris's Part Six Part Three right the fuck now. You know you want it.
  • Look at His Mouth: And speaking of the souls of the damned, mCRT dropped a new video this week. You can peep "I'm A Shark" over at the YouTubes. You can also hear Rob serving as the host of his own live internet radio show on RKOL. Do I even need to give that a content warning?
  • Must Spell TV: If your internet entertainment needs skew toward things a bit less profane, be sure to check out Potter TeeVee. It's a new 24/7 Potter fandom-centered online television network. What's not to love?
  • Napping With Steffo: Back in the land of Shit-You-Should-Buy, we find some amazing new offerings from My Parents Favorite Music. Not only can you snag all three of the group's official releases, but you can also pick up t-shirts and hoodies. And pillows… blankets… hockey jerseys… I guess what I'm saying here is everyone else needs to step up their merch game.
  • Rhymes From the Future That Will Take You to the Past: Hip-hopper par excellence and coder girl enthusiast Dale Chase recently released a remix of "Original Digital Gangsters" by MC Lars, YTCracker and in eighty. It's the kind of thing you need to download. Now-ish.
  • Sweet Lemon-aid: On the subject of Digital Gangsters, there is also this. That horse truly is amazing.
  • Making the Band: And speaking of Lars, be sure to check out his latest podcast. It concerns the new Schaffer the Darklord album Manslaughterer. Which is awesome.
  • His Name was Lucifer: In one last piece of Lars-related news, funky49's remix of "Roomate from Hell" is freely available from his site. It too is awesome.
  • The Language of Music: While I still retain my fear of zombies, I am rapidly becoming more concerned by the threat of robots. What with the crazy new heights achieved in the field of artificial intelligence and all. As Masu shows us via this clip, science has recently taught a piano how to talk. And apparently it's pretty concerned with preserving the environment. I feel my fears are justified.
  • Magically Prolific: If you've been wondering what Harry and the Potters have been getting into lately, the answer appears to be… everything. The guys have some special gigs lined up for both Halloween and early November. Part of the latter includes a spot at Maine's Wrock 4 Equality event. Check out their site for full details.
  • It was so Much Better When I Wasn't a Zombie: Closing out this edition of NNIB is the video for the song "I Love Brains" by ALL CAPS, a project of The Parselmouths' Kristinia Horner and Luke Conard from Ministry of Magic. The clincher is that all the songs on their new album were written via email correspondence. They're like Supercommuter, with a smaller carbon footprint.

Thursday, October 15, 2009

Radio Free Hipster Ep. 75: We Are Monsters

This is it, folks: part one of this year's Halloween Crap-tacular. I doubt you look forward to these episodes as much as I do, but I do hope they manage to strike an appropriate seasonal chord.

This edition in particular has a bit of an odd focal point. Instead of employing my typical scatter-shot approach, I instead elected to use dialog samples from a single source.

The show in question is the BBC's Being Human. If you haven't checked it out, I would highly recommend doing so.

Download Radio Free Hipster Ep. 75: We Are Monsters [hosting provided by Antisoc] Size: 47.9 MB Running Time: 52:23

Show Notes:

Intro: Baddd Spellah – "Radio Free Hipster Theme (feat. Beefy)"
Little know fact: Baddd Spellah is a Yeti.

Track 1: Schaffer the Darklord – "Monsters of Rock (feat. MC Lars)"
I've already written my review of Manslaughterer, but let me sum up: buy it!

Z's 1st interlude: "Today's theme is just that."
Yes, my friends, this show is all about the (surprising) things that go bump in the night.

Track 2: Being Human dialog / J. Arthur Keenes Band – "Skulls"
"We are monsters!"

Track 3: MC Kreacher – "Voices In My Head"
I know a significant portion of the nerdcore crowd will never give Wizard Rock a proper chance, but I see MC Kreacher as an ideal cross-over artist.

Track 4: Jonathan Coulton – "Creepy Doll"
I need to get myself some of this "big city money" of which JoCo speaks.

Track 5: The Ghastly Ones – "Spooky Girl"
Gotta give it up to Matt for hipping me to The Ghastly Ones' Target: Draculon.

Track 6: Mazedude – "Drax of Holy Spirits" / Being Human dialog
"I'm not eating raw meat like an animal just because a ghost is ovulating."

Track 7: Metaforce – "Slasher" / Being Human dialog
For those not already aware, Metaforce is dope, because you are what you smoke.

Track 8: Captain Dan & the Scurvy Crew – "Sea Monsters"
I know it's an easy answer, but I think this is my favorite Scurvy Crew joint.

Z's 2nd interlude: "Probably the second worse premise in television history."
In case you were wondering, the worst premise in TV history belongs to ill-fated series My Mother the Car. The third worst? Hogan's Heroes.

Track 9: The Darkest of the Hillside Thickets – "Colour Me Green"
It's really not Halloween without The Thickets.

Track 10: Zombies! Organize!! – "Happy Zombies"
And of course we can't talk about monster without delving into the darkened lair of the sinister celebutante.

Track 11: Starla – "You'll Always be My Zombie Friend"
I've been playing a lot of Starla lately. It is a trend I hope to continue.

Track 12: Shael Riley & the Double Ice Backfire – "tipehtfomottobeht"
How the fuck am I supposed to pronounce this title anyway?

Track 13: Being Human dialog / TOT – "Sucker MC's Are Werewolves In London"
The Warren Zevon mash-up: another fine Halloween tradition.

Z's final interlude: "Because you just can't dig your way out of a hole."
Southern colloquialism like whut?!

Track 14: Being Human dialog / Glenn Case – "Escape From the Hotel California"
Admittedly not the spookiest of ending tracks, but given the urban legend surrounding "Hotel California," I thought it worked. That bit of leading dialog helped too.

Expect the second part of the Crap-tacular to drop in two weeks. In the meantime, I'm more than happy to entertain any and all song suggestions for our next journey behind the veil.

I've already got some more STD, some new hotness from The Bloodclan and a few devilish mash-ups on tap. What dark delights would you like to hear?

Monday, October 12, 2009

Your Store Could Use Some Fixin'

While not your typical nerd, cowpunker Mojo Nixon has everything that a discriminating music geek could possibly ask for. His lyrics are clever without being overly intellectual, his delivery is always frantic and humorous, and his overall style of beer-soaked redneck rock has, in the past three decades, been heavily imitated but seldom duplicated. Plus, Mojo's a Carolina hillbilly, and, as you're reading this blog, we can all assume you like those. :D

I bring this up because Amazon MP3 is giving – yes, I said giving – away the bulk of Nixon's musical catalog for the next three weeks. From his early work with Skid Roper to his 90s output as backed by the Toadliquors and even his intermittent solo efforts are all freely available for a limited time. And considering that Amazon has a good ¾ of his official releases, this isn't the kind of thing you'll wanna pass up.

I'd recommend downloading everything, but at the very least you should cop Root Hog or Die ("Debbie Gibson Is Pregnant With My Two Headed Love Child," "She's Vibrator Dependent"), Otis ("Destroy All Lawyers," "Don Henley Must Die"), Bo-Day-Shus ("Elvis is Everywhere," "Don't Want No Foo-Foo Haircut on My Head") and Whereabouts Unknown ("Tie My Pecker to My Leg," his amazing cover of The Smiths' "Girlfriend in a Coma"). If nothing else, head over the Amazon and browse the album selection and track listings. I'm sure you'll find something you dig.

And afterward, make it a point to pass on your thanks to Snipe, as she's the one who hipped me to this unbelievable deal!


Friday, October 09, 2009

The Last Temptation of Popeye

After listening to Schaffer the Darklord's third full-length, Manslaughterer, I have come to regard his recording career as running oddly parallel to geek horror classic the Evil Dead trilogy. Seriously.

Stay with me here, people.

Meet My Maker, his debut LP, is much like Raimi's original film. It's a fun, violent and ultimately uneven ride that succeeds by precariously alternating moments of outright camp and extravagant shock value. The follow-up, Mark of the Beast, retreads a bit of the original, just like Evil Dead II, but, much like the film, properly finds its artistic center; it strikes an inspired balance between music and comedy that lends itself much more to be appreciated as a cohesive whole.

This, of course, means that Manslaughterer is Army of Darkness, the truly illogical conclusion that reminds you that, just like Sam Raimi, Mark Schaffer is a man who is not only a genuinely talented artist, but also the type of cat who refuses to take himself (or his success) too seriously.
And suffice it to say that, as unpopular a position as this may be, AOD is my personal favorite.

Manslaughterer, likewise, hits a lot of high points for me as a listener and longtime fan. It kicks off with "Opening from the Black Box," an appropriately creepy intro that, despite some leveling problems, leads expertly into "Arrival of the Fittest." "Arrival" boasts some amazing rock guitar work – a component that powers both this track and the bulk of the album – resonant background vocals that add a great deal of additional depth and exactly the kind of smarmy, rapid-fire references to classic triumphant protagonists you'd expect from STD.

From there, Manslaughterer segues into "Club Destroyer (feat. Removal)," a literal club banger with great vocal energy framed against a frantic musical backdrop. It's a proper theme song for any band who's had to deal with shitty venues, as well as the fans who suffered through it with them. In fact, it's very metal, but somehow sounds to me like a counter-intuitive cross between the Yeah Yeah Yeahs and The Dead Boys. (Neither of which, in case you don't know, are particularly metal.)

"Psyched" is classic Schaffer, with fast and snotty delivery, but it's more electronic-based than the tracks leading up to it. Still, it features more great use of female backing vocals and trails expertly into "The Bender," a track leaked some time ago as part of STD's vidcast. It's another anthem of overindulgence – a topic Mark has covered a lot recently – that delivers with a fantastic chorus and a great wind-down.

"H-Mail (feat. Coolzey & Lisa2Eyes)" comes across like STD's unique send-up of "Stan," only with less Dido and more venom. It's a great answer to artistic criticism, which, while certainly not a rarity in nerdcore, is a fine use of Schaffer's comedic snark. Truth be told, I don't wanna like the chorus on this one, but I do. Coolzey's verse breaks the track up nicely and adds a new flavor, and the ending jab – "P.S. you're gay!" – is firmly brilliant.

"Monsters of Rock (feat. MC Lars)" is an ideal Halloween track that's lyrically sound and well-paced but suffers from an unbalanced chorus and some odd use of panning and vocal effects, though it earns bonus points for a gory tour through rock 'n' roll history and especially for shouting out the late, great Dave Blood. The follow-up "Goddamnit," however, stands out as one of Scaff's all-time greats. The string-heavy backing and expert use of both vocal doubling and wah guitar combine with the over-the-top lyrics to make it one of those joints that's impossible not to sing along with. It also includes a sharp deconstruction of that spell-shit-out-in-the-chorus thing that pop artists are once again abusing. In summation: it's amazingly dynamic from top to bottom.

"Pixelated Vixen" fares significantly worse. Despite the great Donkey Kong intro and brilliant beat, it's a little flat compared to some of the other offerings. The use of auto-tune is novel, as is the double-time delivery toward the end, but it fails to rock my world on par with the bulk of Manslaughterer thus far.

From there we're treated to the "Message from a Former Employer" interlude that exists purely to lead us to "A Very Bad Man," another perfect joint with a memorable beat and a hilarious narrative as STD explains his uniquely dark nature. I love the variation on a theme – unlike Run DMC, Scaff is bad meaning bad, not bad meaning good – and, like some of his earlier work ("The Rappist"), it's another great take on the traditional hip-hop pastiche.

On the other side of the coin, "Buckets of Blood (feat. KABUTO THE PYTHON)" is an unbelievably enjoyable track that manages to stick much closer to hip-hop-proper, at least in composition. Okay, so maybe it's a borderline horrorcore jam, but it somehow manages to stay funny and light, and KABUTO again proves himself the ultimate guest star. Oh, and pay close attention to the scratching in the outtro. Fucking divine!

The album maintains this musical inertia with "The Other Devil," which, despite some more odd vocal effects, is truly the high water mark of Manslaughterer. Hilarious, frantic, breathless and… relentlessly panning, it adds in a thudding bassline and some more razor-sharp background vox to achieve utter perfection. It's the kind of structurally impeccable offering that I have no idea how STD plans to pull off live, but I can't wait to hear him try! Oh, and did I mention it's about Popeye?!

"The Invisible Man (feat. Shael Riley)" sounds almost dirge-like after "The Other Devil." It's a cool and creepy narrative to which Shael adds an expertly pained chorus, but the mix never quite seems right. "Scorpio" is similarly messy, with a crunchy, bleepy backing that makes it stand out. Still, while not skippable, it is a little weak.

Though my hatred of skits has already been well recorded, I'll give "Visit with MC Frontalot" a nod, as it's fairly entertaining, but it's also too long. Of course, the jab at Front re: "Tongue-Clucking Grammarian" is sort of worth the wait. From there, "Thunder Thief (feat. Jane Silence)" somehow manages to push the background vocals to the forefront, and has an overall enchanting feel. Maybe it's a little lazy at times, but it brings in a great new texture in the album's waning moments, and should serve as fair warning to Schaff's potential opening acts.

The much talked-about "Battlefont" winds down Manslaughterer with a wonderful concept and an equally top-shelf delivery in the style of a twisted limerick. It's an ideal way to to close things out, with strong drums and a power metal chorus that reminds you of the album's more organic leanings. Then "Goodbye, Cool World" stands firm as a final thank/fuck you from our humble host. Full of piss, vinegar and (hollow) threats of retirement, it’s all about that sinister fall-apart ending.

All in all, Manslaughterer is a perfectly pleasing ride. STD manages to walk a fine line with regard to the outlandishness we've come to expect from his work, while still offering surprises a-plenty. Lyrically, its damn-near impeccable, and both the album and the individual songs themselves are rock solid, structurally-speaking. In fact, the only thing really holding the work back is a series of seemingly odd production decisions that I can't help but assume are by design.

Why would Schaffer make an album with ultra-compressed vocals and constant panning? I have no idea. Of course, I don't know why he'd drop a record where the background vocals are almost as much a part of the songs' core aural palette as the raps themselves, but it fucking works.

As does, it should be noted, Manslaughterer's rock slant, which is clearly linked to Schaffer's recently unveiled live setup as backed by The Darklords. It's the kind of change that many would be afraid to make, as messing with the recipe is often a fool's gamble. But Mark does it, and he does it well.

He does it with a nod to the kind of nontraditional rap that is his calling card, as well as his sacrosanct heavy metal roots. Likewise, he does it in spite of the knowledge that his unique (and often sacrilegious) blend of herbs and spices isn't for everyone, but he does it none the less. With conviction. With heart. With balls.

And that's enough to make a believer out of me.

All hail the Manslaughterer!

"I'm the other devil on your other shoulder."

Tuesday, October 06, 2009

For the Kids

Last weekend I was fortunate enough to score a seat at the virtual roundtable that is the Epic Default podcast. Admittedly, this edition was of the drunken variety, so my contribution may have been a bit less weighty than usual, but such is the nature of the beast. The Epic Defaulters are currently sifting through the debris in an attempt to make our sloppy discourse listenable, and whenever the final product rears its knobby head I'll be sure to put up a pointer.

As I would imagine is the case with most of you, I first became aware of the Epic Default crew during PAX '08, when the guys Bad Horsed a veritable cavalcade of top-shelf geeks. Since that time, ringleader Jonny Nero and I have struck up the obligatory friendship, and he and the guys really made me feel welcome on the show. Or at least they acted as welcoming as a group of wholly intoxicated nerds - one of which seemed to be under the assumption that I planned to assault him - could possibly be.

But more important than their perfectly executed pranks or their propensity for intoxication is Epic Default's dedication to supporting nerd culture through the most positive channels available. For the second year in a row, Jonny and the guys are participating in Sarcastic Gamer's Extra Life fundraiser in support of Texas Children's Hospital. Essentially, it's a 24 hour charity gaming marathon. Gamers the world over forgo sleep and personal hygiene to raise money to help fight pediatric cancer.

If your schedule is open on October 17th, you might want to consider signing up to participate in the event while there's still time to round up some pledge money. Otherwise, why not toss a little scratch at your brothers from Team Epic Default? You'll be glad you did!

Sunday, October 04, 2009

Nerd News in Brief

Sadly, I am forced to offer this edition of Nerd News in Brief a bit later than expected. Okay, so maybe a lot later.

I do make an effort to crank these bad boys out in a timely manner, but, sadly, sometimes life gets in the way.

So, without further ado…
  • Hollow: Last week's big new album release was, of course, Maja's Bleach'D Out. I've already said my piece about the project, but latecomers are encouraged to pick that shit up quick at Reverbnation.
  • Mash It Up: In other release news, Ultraklystron dropped a second mash-up album. Karl pulls in some songs from Stone Temple Pilots and Nirvana, as well as some unreleased tracks from his own forthcoming Romance Language 2 project, "albeit in mash-up form."
  • This Charming Man: Also making with the sweet new releases is Brandon "Blak Lotus" Patton. His Underhill Downs is available for purchase from his very own store, and he was even nice enough to include some freebies in the album's introduction post. What a guy!
  • Headshot: And while you're on the prowl for new tunes, be sure to peep Dale Chase's tribute to nerdy lady extraordinaire Snipeyhead. It is entitled "Sniped," but I like to think of it as "Coder Girl Chapter 2."
  • Touch Your Tunes: Another amazing release is Pixelh8's newest music-making module, Master Stroke for the Nintendo DS. Unlike previous official and homebrew DS music apps, this one is a performance tool instead of a sequencer. And just like Pix's other Music Tech products, it's available for free download.
  • JoCo Was Right!: With Halloween upon us – yes, I start celebrating Halloween on October 1st – this story seems particularly relevant. Italian Physicist Davide Cassi suggests that the best way to survive the zombie holocaust would, in fact, be to hole up inside a mall. Science fucking rocks!
  • Complete Control: Antisoc hit me up with a link to this fantastically geeky cross-stitch piece. The fact that I don't already have one of these above my mantle pains me so.
  • Coldblooded: Also on the visual art front comes this link from my brother Brooks. Man, that's just heartbreaking. Mario is a dirty bitch!
  • Fight the Future: Sci-fi geek rocker Americans UK have recently made their third band comic available for free download! It features time travel, robots and rock. What more could you possibly ask for?
  • Of Wizards and Rock: In addition to his obligatory weekly geek chic link – a tradition that has become the ultimate in-joke in our private circle – Church also turned up a pair of fascinating nerd culture posts. The first reflects on the unbelievable (but totally true) Dungeons & Dragons summer camp held at Shippensburg College in 1982. The second is a Daily Progress piece about the novel concept of… being aware of the music your children listen to? Yeah, that. Oh, and it includes a passing reference to nerdcore.
  • Hit the Road: With I Fight Dragons' tour with mc chris now in full swing, the band has launched a dedicated tour page. Check it out for up-to-date gig info, opportunities to score free tickets by volunteering at the merch booth and weekly chat sessions with the band.
  • Rock the House: In Nerd Invasion news, my pal Shael Riley has just been added to the lineup. Better yet, the recently released set list shows him going on right before the diabolical Schaffer the Darklord!
  • Ape Drape: On the video front, mullet enthusiast Steve Rudzinski has just produced his own vid for Glenn Case's So Be Yourself anthem "Sweet Canadian Mullet." And as much as I hate to admit it, Steve does sport pretty rockin' hockey hair.
  • I Heard a Rumor: And for the more adventurous, I'd also recommend the newest video from Florida's geeky art rockers Zombies Organize. It's centered on a well-worn internet meme concerning one Glenn Beck.
  • A Network of Wormholes: But surely this final selection is the greatest video in recent memory. It features the beauty of science. Auto-tuned.

Wednesday, September 30, 2009

Radio Free Hipster Ep. 74: Less Than Three

Sandwiched between the earlier drunken podcasting and my month-long Halloween Crap-tacular this year I found a single sliver of open space. Within that pause I chose to nestle one of my (ir)regular sermons on romance and relationships.

Why?

Well, why not?

Longtime fans will surely realize that atypical love songs – I like to call the complicated love songs –are somewhat a passion of mine. And new fans? Well, y'all need to learn of this bizarre predilection sooner or later.

Download Radio Free Hipster Ep. 74: Less Than Three [hosting provided by Antisoc] Size: 45.1 MB Running Time: 49:16

Show Notes:

Intro: Baddd Spellah – "Radio Free Hipster Theme (feat. Beefy)"
Some folks say this isn't a love song. Those people are liars

Track 1: Conyeezy – "Shakedown"
Yeez tells me that this song isn't exactly about a particular person or relationship, though he admits that certain lines could be applied to some of his past romances. Either way, it's a great track that really sets the tone for the show.

Z's first interlude: "More realistic expectations than what you'll typically hear in some sappy ballad."
And immediately after saying this, I play a song about mad scientists and robot wars. What the fuck is wrong with me?!

Track 2: I Fight Dragons – "The Future Soon"
IFD do some of my favorite covers. Ever. And this one is probably at the top of the list.

Track 3: Parry Gripp – "The Girl at the Video Game Store"
Though the G4 connection could be construed as cheesy, I still love this song.

Track 4: Beefy –"Game Store Girl"
From last year's Child's Play charity CD.

Track 5: that Murloc noise / Epic-1 – "Sungem" / The Princess Bride dialog
Did I really edit the Murloc noise into Epic's "Sungem?" Yes, and I did it for the Social Knitworking crew. They left me a nice voicemail that I couldn't manage to work into the show itself, so I figured I'd toss this in as a nod to their recent podcast.

Track 6: Starla – "At Least We're on the Same Server"
Another great track submitted to me by Shael Riley. I really enjoy Starla's work, but Shael (rightly) figured I'd missed this one. I love how it fit in so effortlessly between Epic-1 and Metaforce.

Track 7: Metaforce – "I Do" / The Beast with a Billion Backs dialog
It's kinda weird to hear a Metaforce track about romance, but the boys pull it off well.

Track 8: Chiptots – "Time After Time"
I really can't talk up Chip Goes Pop enough. It's one of my favorite releases of 2009.

Z's 2nd interlude: "Daft Punk's love song extraordinaire 'One More Time.'"
The original is one of my favorite joints of all time, and this 8-bit remake is every bit as lovely.

Track 9: Divide & Kreate – "Every Bleeding Breath"
It's another great mash-up for you nerds!

Track 10: The Sprites – "Unconditional Love Definition"
Matt gave me a copy of The Sprites' Modern Gameplay about a year ago. It's really an amazing release.

Track 11: Wordburlgar – "Let's Get Romantical" / The Boondocks dialog
Amongst all this posturing about emotional connection and one-sided crushes, I figured it'd be prudent to toss in a song just about lust. Because some relationships are purely physical.

Track 12: Superpowerless vs. Oasis – "Wonderwall Remix"
I'm a big fan of both Oasis and Superpowerless, so inclusion of this track was a must!

Track 13: Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz – "Evil Love"
Phineas and Ferb is one of those cartoons you don't have to have children to enjoy.

Z's final interlude: "For all you hopeless romantics."
As well as those of you who are simply hopeless or romantic.

Track 14: K.Flay – "Love in This Club Med"
If you haven't copped K.Flay's MASHed Potatoes mixtape, what are you waiting for?

Like I mentioned top-side, both of next month's shows will be Halloween themed. And, of course, December will see the holiday and year-end wrap-up editions. That leaves only the month of November unaccounted for.

So what would you like to hear come Turkey Day?

Should I just do a couple of "anything goes" shows? Should I bring on a special guest? MadHatter or Jason Rockstar to talk about Nerd Invasion, maybe?

Just lemme know what you want, and I will endeavor to accommodate.

Monday, September 28, 2009

Kicking it New School: MAJA's BLEACH'D Out

I am not what you would call an anime fan. In fact, aside from the notable exceptions of Cowboy Bebop, the Daft Punk/Takenouchi video production of Interstella 5555 and a brief sojourn into the realm of Yu Yu Hakusho, I honestly don't think I've ever been particularly interested in contemporary anime. Still, I understand those who count themselves among the famed otaku to be my brothers and sisters, an important strata of modern nerdery in their own right.

Of course, that doesn't stop the sudden pang of panic I get when I discover that, say, Ultraklystron has a new album. I wonder if I'll truly get it. If I'll be able to sift through the subtle references and unpronounceable character names. If I'll truly grasp the weighty subtext.

Often, this makes such a release a far more taxing listening experience, but I always seem to find it worth the effort.

So, when MAJA let slip that he had a forthcoming release heavily influenced by Bleach, I was far more intrigued than I was apprehensive. And to sweeten the deal, MAJA even agreed to a little pre-album release Q&A.

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It's been nearly 3 years since the release of The Amalgam Project. What have you been doing in the interim between that album and Bleach'D Out?

Growing. I work a 40-hour a week job, am finishing up my degree, working on becoming fluent in Japanese, trying to get MAJA Mondays rolling on a consistent basis, writing; but most importantly, I have been trying to decide on my next step, musically. I am working on 3 albums at once. (Don’t even ASK how I manage to do this!) :-P

Has your songwriting style changed since the release of your debut album?

I think it has. I have evolved from the MC I was when I wrote The Amalgam Project. I think I was pretty scared writing through The Amalgam Project and came off a little raw. All I knew at the time was that I wanted to make the album and I think I expected opposition and hating and tried to address those things proactively. Bleach’d Out is a look inside myself, which is a little scary for me in a different way. Anyone who listens to the lyrics on this album will get to learn a lot about me. Offstage MAJA and onstage MAJA aren’t identical. People who have heard some tracks from this album have said that they can actually hear the evolution of my sound.

Are there any new musical influences or collaborators that managed to sneak onto the new release?

Hah! Paconaut called me up one day and said, "Yo, MAJA! Do you like Bleach?" And of course, I said, "Dude, do you know who I am? I’m the Anime King; I’m on episode 98!" So Paconaut made some beats inspired by the animated series and threw them my way. I thought I’d throw 3 or 4 tracks together and call it an EP, but SkochTape got involved and I added some more tracks to the project. Next thing I knew, I had 15 tracks to choose from for this 10-track album. Paconaut and SkochTape are very talented. I vibed off their beats easily.

Les735 is my main man when it comes to engineering and mixing. Zealous1 and DJ 2Thirteen helped me remix my song, "Bring It."

And, of course, the obvious follow-up, what tracks/albums are you diggin' right now?

I’m an eclectic cat. I have Jay Z’s Blueprint 3, Drake’s So Far Gone, Imogen Heap’s Ellipse, and Bjork’s "Sod Off" track in my iPhone on repeat at the moment. Oh yea, and Lupe Fiasco’s "Shining Down."

Are there any plans to tour in support of Bleach'D Out?

We will see. I’m planning an online concert for fans at the moment. I’m working with other anime conventions across the United States to bring Bleach’d Out to people everywhere.

Bleach'D Out is, obviously, even more anime-influenced than your earlier work, in fact it's been called a concept album of sorts. What will fans of Bleach find in the album, and do you think it will appeal equally to those of us not overly familiar with the series?

Nice question. I was thinking about this after I had the track list planned out. This album feels like a musical ride to me. I step in and out of reality on this album and try to hold everyone’s hands as I step from this world to others. Bleach fans will notice the music I am rapping over for the most part. Most songs are stories in themselves. You don’t have to know Japanese to get the mood of the tracks. This project is very vibe-driven. You’ll need to press play, close your eyes, and listen.

That’s where the challenge comes in: Will people who don’t know what Bleach is about relate to this in any way? I believe so, but we’ll have to see. Many tracks feel very experimental to me, in a good way.

You recent turn as a voice actor (in a series of Arizona-area McDonald's spots) was very favorably received. Are you hoping to continue voice acting? Can we expect to hear Maja in our favorite anime dubs in the future?

Haha! Voice acting gigs would be cool. But I wouldn’t watch them. I’m still all about watching anime in Japanese. I wasn’t sure how people were going to take the whole McDonald’s thing. I was nervous before the FOX interview, but afterwards I was happy about the way it turned out. It helped me see what outside people thought about my music.

Not to sound premature, but have you given much thought to your next project, or are you just planning to chill for a bit and unwind while Bleach'D Out works its magic?

I’m brainstorming new projects as we speak. I have many songs that I have not yet released. That’s kinda what took this release so long. I could have gone 4 different directions with the material I’ve been working on over the last few years and had even thought about creating The Amalgam Project Vol. 2. My goal now is to finish up the project number 3 and get that out as soon as it is ready. I hate making a song that I think is epic and hiding it from people.

Aside from ReverbNation, where else can fans pick up the new album? Will there be a digital version available for purchase for those who want to give back a little in exchange for your artistic services? What about a physical release?

"Purchase"?! What’s this word mean? LMAO…kidding. No, this is free for everyone. There will be physical copies pressed up for shows and giveaways and whatnot. However, I want to be clear: any money put into this project came out of my pockets. I’m talking studio time, artwork, pressing up of CDs, etc. If a fan wants signed physical copy from me, I’ll ask for a donation so that I can keep pressing CDs up. I will put a URL to Reverbnation on my site: MAJATRON.com.

And lastly, as I'm sure I'll have producers and remixers asking harshing me about this if I don't ask, are there plans to release a cappellas or remix kits for the tracks from Bleach'D Out?

I have been asked to do some remixes already, so I might do that.

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In addition to talking with me a bit about the album, MAJA also hooked me up with a pre-release copy. From start to finish, it proved a truly unique listening experience.

The journey begins with "Bleached Out Intro," a dynamic but slightly uneven opener that gives way to "Bring It," a track that, despite suffering a bit due to lyrical repetition, manages to clearly communicate to the listener what an amazingly polished production this album truly is. MAJA sounds great and the instrumental backing is every bit as inspired as its source material.

Bleach'D Out's third track, "Never Stop," however, is where the project truly comes into its own. An uplifting jam that parallels Ichigo's plight with MAJA's own experience – most specifically the crushing expectations that tend to haunt an artist on the eve of a sophomore release – it's both personal in approach and universal in theme. Then the album favors us with "Taken," a dark love song with a haunting beat but an occasionally stilted delivery, and "Bankai Interlude," a dark banger that comes through with all the power of MAJA's own "special move."

The 6th track, "Shinigami," is certainly one of the album's highlights. It's a strong center point: a funky, bass-heavy rap battle that pits an unwitting hollow against MAJA's "Zanpakflow." That theme transitions into "Hollow," a song about MAJA's personal struggle to find both artistic and life direction, which is probably his best track to date. Dangerously personal, it relates one man's version of the struggle we all face in determining which path to follow.

"Hollow," in turn, leads perfectly into "Bleached Out Outro": MAJA's declaration of "his hip-hop." It's a sharp statement of purpose that shows our hero shedding the mantles of that anime MC or that videogame rapper in favor of being both these and more: his own man. Using expertly diced samples and a perfect beat, it only suffers from its abrupt ending.

Thereafter we find "Hip Hop Daikou," and, while the last two tracks are tough acts to follow, it manages to maintain much of the musical inertia. Sadly, its great use of vocal doubling and overall balanced feel flounder a bit as the song goes on slightly too long. Then the album winds up with "Bring It (Remix)," which kicks up the original mix just enough (with some help from ZeaLouS1 and 2Thirteen) to leave the listener reeling from an expertly crafted audio assault.

All and all, the album comes through as a brave departure from The Amalgam Project. It succeeds perfectly in kicking MAJA's unique brand of "Janglish" to an entirely new level and in remaining both entertaining and relatable to listeners who, like me, aren't exactly down with the anime in question. In fact, aside from a little lyrical repetition, the album is damn near perfect!

Whether you're a Bleach aficionado, a MAJA fan or just a lover of quality hip-hop, it's definitely worth a listen. This is the caliber of album one usually expects to have to pony up a few bucks to hear, so the fact that MAJA is literally giving it away makes it all the more sweet. And his unique take on the Bleach mythos coupled with his undeniable musical growth make it more powerful than any Soul Reaper.

"I was trying to keep it MAJA, but it was hard 'cause everybody'd say, "Just keep it anime. Just keep it videogames."

Saturday, September 26, 2009

Nerd News in Brief

This week I managed to surpass 1000 Twitter followers. Not exactly sure that's newsworthy, but it does bring up an important question. Namely, why the fuck are there 1000+ people interested in what I had for lunch and what manner of t-shirt I am wearing daily?

I mean, even allowing for bots and PR people, that's still, like, a couple dozen actual followers.

Of course, I reckon the fact that I had funky49 unwittingly campaigning on my behalf probably didn't hurt matters.

Now, with that aside, on to Nerd News in Brief.
  • Wrock Meets Wrap: It's kind of short notice, but Harry and the Potters will be playing a free show with Wiz Rapper extraordinaire MC Kreacher today at the Brooklyn Public Library’s Main Branch. Show starts at 3:00 PM, so get a move on!
  • Just Like Spinal Tap: In other Potters news, the band is currently in the market for a new drummer. New England-area percussionists are encouraged to jump on this shit.
  • Subtle, Like a Knife: Matt was also quick to tell me that Wrockers Lauren Myrtle and Whompy have started a new band called Armoured Bearcub, the music of which will center on Pullman's His Dark Materials. Check out the duo's MySpace for a taste.
  • All About NEETs: Word from the house of Olson is that Ultraklystron has "pulled a Random" and released a stripped-down freebie version of his recent full-length The Fourth Estate. Karl also entered a track into the Nerdcore Rising Song Fight! competition, which you can find linked from his site.
  • Pssssst! Over here!: I heard a rumor that Dual Core's got some t-shirts on the way. Seriously, man, peep the action shot! When will they be available? How much will they cost? Beats me, but I'll share details as they I learn them.
  • Flavor is in the Tongue of the Beholder: Krondor Krew's Masu was nice enough to hip me to several new limited edition flavors of Jones Soda. Themed around D&D, if you can believe it!
  • Cityspeak: Thanks to my boy Brooks for restoring my faith in technology. Yes, Nissan engineers are working to make their electronic cars sound like the spinners featured in Blade Runner. In related news, Carlos Ghosn is a replicant.
  • Play the Game: And, of course, Church sent me my requisite "geek chic" story. Let's see here… thick eyeglasses… comic books… reference to Revenge of the Nerds… sweater vests… BINGO! I got geek chic BINGO!
  • Do Not Feed After Midnight: This week, mc chris finally released a full set of dates for his fall Gremlins Tour. Now the only question is, do I catch him and I Fight Dragons in nearby Columbia, SC, or do I make the drive to the ATL?
  • Wait... Maybe They Are: Much nerd love to my friend and provider of bandwidth Antisoc for giving me lots to write about this week. In the past few days he's not only released an excellent chiptune remix of MC Lars's "White Kids Are Hyphy," but also an appropriately hyper video for his track "Caffeine Trip" and his own drunken podcast. It's the Antisoc hat trick!
  • Party Like a Rockstar: Jason Rockstar also jumped on this year's Drunken Podcasting Month festivities by putting together his own drunkcast. It features a new track from Schaffer the Darklord, and also lots and lots of slurring.
  • In Living Color: And while you're out there downloading things, promise me you'll snag AlienBobz new live sets from Beefy, Southside and People Within. They are all freely available at archive.org. Now promise me!
  • Bleep on the Street: And last but not least, big ups to Zen Albatross for sharing the Crunchy Co Records video recap of the Lo-Tek Resistance chiptune guerilla concert from this year's PAX. It closes out this week's NNIB on a high note.

Wednesday, September 23, 2009

Paper or Plastic?

The time has come for a meeting of the Hipster, please! Board of Directors. Yeah, that means you. Typically, I make decisions unilaterally – not to mention arbitrarily – but I figured I'd toss this one out there into the ether and see what came back.

It's a matter of swag, dear readers, so it requires your input.

As I've said numerous times before, Hipster, please! is not exactly a revenue generating endeavor. Of course, it isn't exactly a costly project either. Still, in addition to sapping my free time, it does require the occasional investment to maintain the domain, keep my laptop in a functional state and (rarely) upgrade my podcasting rig.

Thankfully, many of you, through the magic of the Paypal "donate" button, have been more than willing to chip in to help me keep the ship afloat. I don't exactly feel comfortable asking you guys for money, and it's certainly not expected. Still, it's a heartwarming gesture, and though I still don't know if the site warrants merch, as such, I do like to keep some chotskies on hand to send out the folks who donate.

potential stickersThink of me as public television; if you send me a donation, I respond with a (totally undervalued) incentive.

But unlike public TV, I don't hand out the same lame shit year after year. No, my lame shit is limited edition.

Originally, I was slinging "nerd music. nerd culture. nerd life." stickers, but, after a year, those are no more. I was prepared to simply put in an order for an alternate design – see the above image for a pair of possible candidates – but then it occurred to me that y'all might wanna have a say in this.

As I said, my first inclination was to order stickers. I mean, people like stickers, right? You can stick them to stuff for fuck's sake! How awesome is that? That being said, the old design is gone forever. Like your childhood pet or your late uncle. And it ain't never comin' back. But the potential follow-up designs are endless.

pinback button mock-upOr I could kick shit even more punk rock and get some pinbacks made. If so, they would probably incorporate the Radio Free Hipster logo. Because it is awesome. And also perfectly-sized to fit on a 1" button.

There's also the possibility that I could employ Jason Rockstar to help me work up some sort of patch, a la his merit badges, for the site. I don't have a mock-up for that, as it's just some crazy idea he and I had kicked around at some point, and I just realized I never followed up on it... Because I am a consummate professional.

So, back to the question at hand, what kinda swag would you guys like to see?

Speak up, now. Don't be shy.

Monday, September 21, 2009

Membership Has its Privileges

You know that weird thing that happens when sometimes I tell you guys to do something and you, y'know, do it? Yeah, I'm a little uncomfortable with that. Still, as I endeavor to use my powers for good, I figure I'll submit the following for your perusal.

There exists an organization called the Entertainment Consumers Association. They are a non-profit, nonpartisan group that primarily exists to act as an advocate for gamers. Not the game industry, mind you, as they are well represented by groups like the ESA, but you and me, the actual consumers.

Though you might not know them by name, you'll likely remember their response to the Mass Effect "sex scandal" propagated by FOX News and various other outlets. In addition to standing up to the mischaracterization of games and gamers by the media, the group also acts to motivate our sometimes slothful demographic to combat modern ills like anti-gaming legislation and to support progressive principles like network neutrality. In short, they are the one body working in the political realm with the interests of the American gamer in mind.

To that end, the ECA sells yearly memberships. For $20 a year, not only do you get the satisfaction of supporting our culture, but also daily emails about goings-on in gamer advocacy, new developments within the gamer community and special deals. And speaking of deals, with your membership you also get access to coupon codes to help you save on game purchases from Amazon, Direct2Drive and other online retailers, as well as discounted admission to events like NY ComiCon and PAX.

Now before anyone bites my head off about trying to get you folks to drink the Kool-Aid and buy into some pie-in-the-sky special interest, let me point out that you can currently pick up a membership absolutely free. Check out this thread from Cheap Ass Gamer to score a code from this month's Game Informer and details on how to join for a year at no cost to you. That'll give you a full 12 months to try 'em out and make sure their mission is tonic to your views on the issues while still taking full advantage of all the organization's touted benefits.

If you dig it, maybe you'll re-up this time next year and support the ESA with your hard-earned scratch. If you find it not to your liking, you haven't given them a dime.

Sounds like a win-win to me.