Thursday, November 01, 2007

Free to be Random

There has long been an undercurrent within the nerdcore hip-hop community that delineates artists in relation to their apparent nerdiness versus their hip-hop chops. There are those who argue that the strength of nerdcore is rooted solidly in the style’s openness and accessibility to artists and fans who feel that mainstream rap simply isn’t for them. Likewise, there are those who feel that without a genuine love for and connection to the roots of hip-hop, nerdcore is a slap in the face of a proud musical tradition.

Fortunately, these two facets are not mutually exclusive; it is perfectly possible for a rapper to honor and embrace hip-hop history while simultaneously proclaiming pride in his “dork side.” Acts such as Jesse Dangerously, YTCracker, and Optimus Rhyme have been doing it for years, and newer groups like Metamystiks, Inc. and Dual Core skillfully follow suit.

Also among this number is Random: another artist who understands that hip-hop is about self-expression, even if that that expression concerns science, D&D, or videogames.

Random was nice enough to take some time out of his hectic schedule for an interview with Hipster, please! There-in we discussed the runaway success that is Mega Ran, the nature of musical inspiration, and the nerd’s true place in hip-hop. Read on to get inside the mind of a hip-hop visionary who is unafraid to embrace his nerdy predilections.

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Mega Ran is very much a concept album. What was the genesis of this project?

I really couldn't tell you. I literally woke up one day and got an idea to make an entire project on Mega Man beats. I gotta credit YTCracker for his NES album, which was the first time I'd heard an entire album with NES-sampled tracks. So, 2 years later, when I read that this was the 20th anniversary of a character which pretty much defined and shaped my childhood, I wanted to make one track, and when I couldn't find just one to use, MEGA RAN was born.

You've been rhyming for nearly 15 years, and you've enjoyed both underground success and numerous accolades from within the hip-hop community. Given that Mega Ran followed hot on the heals of your critically acclaimed release The Call, was there any initial fear that hip-hop audiences wouldn't feel an album based on the exploits of a diminutive blue robot?

Well, yeah, but I tried not to dwell on it… When people who were fans of The Call would ask about my next I don't wanna hear an album full of profanity, because I don't use it in my everyday life. album, I made sure to tell them that Mega Ran wasn't my next album, just a fun experiment. I didn't expect too much from the underground crowd. When I let folks close to me hear it, a lot of them just wouldn't say anything… It made me worry, but maybe they just weren't Mega Man fans like I was. One thing I've learned is that people don't know what they want… so I've gotta make music for me. Mega Ran was for me. I'm fortunate that people enjoyed it like they did. I didn't think about it until it was already out, but I could've committed career suicide with this album (laughs). Still, I've never heard or read any negative comments about the album, even got my highest review from a site that is considered an underground hip hop site.

Stylistically, would you consider yourself a part of "conscious hip-hop," or do you prefer to eschew such labels?

Well, the opposite of conscious is unconscious. So since I'm awake, yes, I am a conscious hip-hop artist. I hate that label, as I hate all labels. Labels are for products on a shelf… Music is about emotion. Since I don't curse, or make songs about shooting people or smoking weed, I guess I'd be labeled as a conscious emcee. But Mega Ran, for example, has no social commentary, and that was the way I wanted it. I like to alternate between serious and playful themes on albums. The next album will be a mix of the two.

For those who may be unfamiliar, could you please explain RAHM Nation, and your place within the organization?

RAHM Nation stands for Reform And Healing Movement. Within the organization, I am an artist and producer. RAHM is a collective dedicated to reversing the trend in today's music through creativity. As an independent label, we have so much more freedom, and that's the reason a record like Mega Ran can come out. Would a major label allow me to go from The Call to Mega Ran? Probably not. It feels good to be free… Free to be Random.

Your overall output is both positively spiritual and cleverly political, and you've even gone so far as to call yourself "a rabble-rousing, freedom-fighting, bad-guy slaying emcee's emcee." Given that the character of Mega Man is quite literally a crusader against institutionalized injustice, did you feel comfortable sliding into the role of such a hero?

Absolutely. To risk sounding cliché, Mega Man and I experience the same things... there were, what, 10 Mega Man games with the same plot? That's me. I've been rapping for years, experiencing the same things over and over... the disappointments, the ups, downs… as a teacher, its the same too. I moved from Philly to Phoenix and see the same things in the school districts, from the kids to administration… and it's funny that you think things are different on the other side of the world, and they're pretty much the same. I consider myself somewhat of a rap superhero… the voice of the voiceless.

One undeniable facet of the album is that you manage to make your take on the Mega Man mythos a very personal affair. Hell, you even manage to weave a compelling romance sub-plot in there (i.e.: "Aqua Soul")! Was there a formula or a rubric you followed to ensure that Mega Ran was equal parts canonical Mega Man and genuine Random?

No, no formula. I mean, would it be Random if I had a set formula? I recorded tracks that I liked, and on each album, I have a theme of a multi-layered story, as on The Call ("Tainted Love" parts 1-3): just something to keep the listener interested… in this game it's all about giving the listener something new. If every track was just "Random's the best rapper" over Mega Man beats, then what makes one track more interesting than the next?

Many of your previous efforts have been peppered with styles such as gospel, soul, and R&B. The Mega Ran track "Metal Man," however, has a very distinct guitar-driven groove compliments of videogame rockers The Megas. How did this collaboration come about?

Big shout out to The Megas!! I had heard their stuff and I was so impressed. What they do is very similar to what I did with Mega Ran… They replay Mega Man beats and add their own lyrics and story to the track. So I got in contact with them about remixing one of their tracks, and "Metal Man" was born. I even had an opportunity to perform with them in San Diego at the House of Blues this summer, and that was a huge experience. One of my goals in Mega Ran was to fuse different styles of music together. Most of the Mega Man remakes I had heard turned the tunes into dance tracks… kinda techno-ish… so that'd been done. So I mixed Hip-Hop, Rock, even Reggaeton on the "Ringman" joint.

There is an admitted lack of profanity and overtly violent motifs in your work. Given that these pervade modern hip-hop - at least in the mind of the uninitiated outsider - is this more a matter of social responsibility or simply personal preference?

It's personal preference. I don't wanna hear an album full of profanity, because I don't use it in my everyday life. I can't control what everyone else does, but before being an artist, I'm a fan. So everything I do, from construction of an album to my I moved from Philly to Phoenix and see the same things in the school districts. live show, I think of what I would want to hear as a fan. Rappers could reach so many more people if they could step outside of themselves and look in. I think so much more could be accomplished if rappers just watched their language, in my opinion… whether you want to sell more records or heal the world.

Especially rappers who do Nerdcore, or overly commercial stuff. I mean, you're sampling an 8-bit video game that was played by pre-teens. Do you really think you should be cussing all over it? That's kinda disrespectful, and I'm sure it would be to the videogame's creators... But I love Nerdcore because it's about people doing what they want to do, speaking to an audience that has been overlooked for quite some time… but to commercial rappers: imagine how many more records you could sell if the CD didn't have that "Explicit Lyrics" sticker on it…

You take your role as an educator very seriously. Do your students know about your dual life as a "mild-mannered school teacher" and an underground rap sensation?

Yes, they do know, I give them my CDs when they're well behaved, and we talk about it from time to time... I had the coolest experience last week with them. I showed them my performance video from Nerdapalooza SE in Florida, and I had a little girl ask me, "Are you famous?" I said no. As she watched the video, she turned back to me and said, "Yes you are! They're singing your words! You don't have to tell me, I know you're famous." I got a hearty laugh out of that one.

Who are your primary musical influences? What about non-musical influences?

Hmm… well, they change every day, depending on my mood. Right now I'm listening to Kanye West, and I must say, the new album is pretty inspiring. Other than that I'd say Marvin Gaye, Maroon 5, Bob Dylan… anyone who tries new things and tells stories.

But for inspiration I usually don't have to look any further than my own camp. Ohene is spectacular. I'm always eager to hear what he has cooking; I think he's the greatest mind in Hip-Hop, hands down. Outside of music, my students are a huge influence. I see the things they go through, and that influences the things I say and do, since I realize that I'm always a role model, even when I don't want to be.

It's apparent that you know your way around an NES. Are you still a gamer?

Oh yeah, I still play whenever I get time. Looking forward to getting my hands on that Halo 3!

Mega Ran generated quite a buzz within the gaming media, with mentions popping up at sites like IGN, gaming blogs like Kotaku, and even from Capcom itself. Were you at all surprised by its warm reception?

Yes, very surprised. I look at IGN every day, so to see myself on IGN was a huge shock! I was scared to death when Capcom got involved. I really didn't want to get sued, so I wasn't going to sell the album at all. Then folks at Capcom told me that they not only supported it, but encouraged me to sell it, AND invited me to Comic-Con to sell and sign autographs at their booth. Unbelievable. Early press releases said the album was free, and we had to stay true to that… so I made the album free for 7 days, and it got a ridiculous amount of downloads. Now that it's for sale, it's surprisingly become my best-selling album in less than a year! So I'm thankful. This showed me, more than anything, that it was okay for me to be myself.

Mega Ran was also well received within the nerdcore hip-hop community. Given the strained relations - generally running the gamut from idle disinterest to outright disdain - between more traditional forms of hip-hop and nerdcore, were you at all concerned that you'd crossed a line in the sand?

Nah, I wasn't. I didn't want to be the one to bridge the gap between nerdcore and "traditional" hip-hop, but if this could do it, that'd be cool. I think the only problem that hip-hoppers have with nerdcore is the sound quality… I think it's a pride thing; if you put your music out for the world to judge it, it only makes sense to put your best foot forward. When I made Fundamentals, the sound quality… well, it sucked. But, I thought, and still do, that if people could look past that, they'd find a great album… funny, entertaining and lyrically on point.

There are some wack rappers in mainstream hip-hop, so nerdcore is no different… but there also are some gems in each. I'd put cats like YTCracker and Zealous1 against anyone when it comes to song structure, concepts and overall creativity.

Not to drag you into what is a thorny topic all its own, but is there a place for nerds within hip-hop proper?

They're already there, they're just hiding out. Lupe Fiasco proved that you don't need to fit into anyone's mold to break in. There's SOMEONE out there who listens to lyrics still. There are plenty of undercover nerds out there, we just have to get them out of the closet.

You shared the stage with many nerdcore MCs at August's Nerdapalooza SE. Do you feel as though you connected well with the audience and the other (admittedly geeky) performers?

Absolutely. I had a blast. I love nerdcore events, they're always fun… and people aren't afraid to be fans. When I do shows at traditional hip-hop venues, anyone who gives me props usually has to preface it with "I'm not a groupie or anything, but… your stuff is tight." Most of the time in underground hip-hop venues, you're rapping to an audience who are rappers themselves, with their hands in their pockets, who the whole time you rock are thinking "I can do that better than him." Nerdcore fans aren't afraid to get loose and have fun.

You're a member of the Sedgwick Avenue Alliance, along with such artists as Jesse Dangerously, Metamystiks Inc, Savant, and Grandmaster Pink. Is there a lot of creative give-and-take among the members of the Alliance, or is it more a loose confederation of artists?

So far so good. It's a great thing, it allows us to show off new tracks, get feedback and connect in new ways… I haven't been using it to its full potential as of yet, but I will… and I when I do, it'll be DANGEROUS! Look forward to hearing some new Alliance collaborations really soon.

Okay, I ask this one checkbook in hand: how much will it set me back to hear you and Maja on a track together?

(in Dr. Evil voice) one….BIJILLION KIBBILON DOLLARS. (laughs)… actually, you might be happy to know that Maja and I have recorded not one, but TWO tracks together… No idea where they're gonna end up, but they're done… and they're SICK!! Look for at least one of them to debut on Sedgwick within the next month. Maja is an extremely talented cat, and we've done some building, and I've learned a lot from him in a short time.

What other kinds of collaborations and future projects can we expect from Random in the future?

Right now I'm just knocking out beats and collaborations for some folks… just finished a track with a group out of TX, Crew 54, "Can't Lose,"  I gotta credit YTCracker for his NES album.I did the beat and a verse, it's on their site now. My producer and DJ DN3 and I are working on something called "The House Project," which will feature DN3 on the beats, myself and him on the vocals, and a talented guitarist Grieg Schrock laying down some licks. It'll be really musical, pretty soulful. I'd like to have a short mixtape-like project out in the winter, just a collection of songs that I've been working on, and my next full-length will hit in August 2008. Anything other than that, you're gonna have to keep your ears and eyes open… I could wake up tomorrow and want to release a whole new album… I have ideas in my head about another nerdcore theme album… but I don't know if I can let the cat out of the bag yet.

If there's any single constant across your body of work it's a devotion to the concept of musical experimentation, both lyrically and stylistically. Is there any single musical style or element that you've yet to tackle that you've got your sights set on?

I told some close friends a while back that my first single on the next album was going to be a techno-styled track, but nowadays that's being done, with Timbaland and others mashing Hip-Hop and dance music. So, I have my sights on other genres, and you'll be seeing those really soon. I really want to record with a live band, or an orchestra… and who knows, the Random country album might not be far away….

In the meantime, get Mega Ran! And get The Call! Support indie music!

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I originally planned to title this piece “Rocky, Cheesesteak, and Mega Man” - a reference both to his track “City Boy” and to Ran’s affection for the Blue Bomber - but after reading the finished product, it seemed imprecise. You see, while Random is, no doubt, proud of his Philadelphia roots and is equally at peace with his love of classic videogames, he is far more than the sum of his history, his interests, and even his skillfully selected words. Ran is an artist dedicated to his craft, and embracing that craft means not only growing with his music but growing through his music.

Transitioning from a successful album such as The Call to a concept as novel as a videogame inspired project was a bold move, and one that Random admits he worried over. Though it was obviously his intention, there’s no way he could have possibly known that Mega Ran would capture the interest of hip-hop heads and videogame fans alike. And yet it did; a humble, honest, committed artist managed to weave a cohesive tale of danger, romance, betrayal, and, ultimately, victory not by agonizing over the differences between rap cannon and geek aesthetic, but by focusing on their common, underlying nature.

To put it simply: good music is rooted in passion. Such passion is palpable in Fundamentals, The Call, and, yes, Mega Ran, proving unequivocally that nerdcore and hip-hop are not separated by some thematic wall. Even if nerds and heads sometimes are.

Wednesday, October 31, 2007

Happy Halloween

Happy Halloween from your (creepy) old pal Z. at Hipster, please!

That ain't legal.

PS: Read Scary Go Round. It's an amazing Web comic.

PPS: Luzid just hipped me to a new RE 4-themed Halloween track up at his MySpace; check that shit out as well.

Tuesday, October 30, 2007

Nerd News in Brief

The U.K. Subs were right: everything does smell like horse shit down on the farm!

Last weekend, the wife and I took L’il X. to a local pumpkin patch as a little pre-Halloween treat. The pumpkins were pretty picked over and the whole joint reeked, but it wasn’t a total wash; they had llamas.

I dig llamas but I can’t help but be little creeped out by ‘em. There’s just something about those vacant llama eyes that makes me uncomfortable.

Behold the true face of evil.
  • “This is my thesis man! This is my closing argument!”: Computerworld recently ran a story about celebrity geeks. It presents a collection of “celebrities who work at traditional artistic pursuits to make their way in the world, but have been known to kick back with a little astrophysics or microbiology in their spare time.” It’s got some no-brainers (Wil Wheaton and Bill Nye) as well as some surprises. Mr. Bean’s an electrical engineer?
  • Cruciato!: Just last week I was bitching to Matt about the lack of free Wrock, and, lo and behold, yesterday I was directed to this Halloween present from our friends at WizRock.org. It’s a free-to-download album by the Cruciatus Curse. Next I plan to complain about the lack of free booze and videogames and hope for the best.
  • Poor decision making: I recently mentioned my dismay at the “controversy” surrounding J.K. Rowling’s outing Dumbledore. I just didn’t see why it was a big deal. Mostly because I don’t have a huge tattoo of a gay wizard on my back. I feel bad for the guy, but he also has a kid named Paris, so I’m assuming that he makes faux pas like this all the time.
  • Clothe thyself: If you too are presently embarrassed by an enormous tattoo on your back-parts, you might want to cover it up with one of these fine t-shirts from the Jesse Dangerously camp. They feature a delightful cartoon necktie on the front and a screaming Jesse logo on back. Jesse’s also got hardcopies of Verba Volant and Inter Alia for sale as well. They make great gifts, especially for your favorite nerdy music blogger.
  • Another prayer answered: Metamystiks, Inc. MC and occasional producer Mythril Nazgul – known affectionately as Myf – has elected to start releasing more solo joints. His first shot comes in the form a the freestyle “Track Record.” Listen and be amazed.
  • Health update: Thanks to the efforts of cat’s like The Awful Show guys, T.Y.T.’s collected approximately $700 for his father’s liver transplant. T.Y.T. fervently thanks all who have contributed, and he now has merchandise for sale to generate a bit more scratch. Among the items is his new disk “Shattered Life,” from which all proceeds will go to his father’s health care.
  • More ways to help: T.Y.T. is also hoping to put together a Rhyme Torrents compilation album, the sale of which would also supplement his dad’s health care fund. For info on the parties involved or to throw your own hat in the ring, check out this thread.
  • On to a happier subject: Morlocks! Oh yeah, the Daily Mail reports that the human race will one day split into two distinct species: “an attractive, intelligent ruling elite and an underclass of dim-witted, ugly goblin-like creatures.” Guess who agrees? Science. Also science fiction, so you really can’t go wrong there.
  • One last thing: I reckon I can only work in one more blatantly Halloween-y vid before y’all start looking at me funny, so allow me to close this final October NNIB with an amazing mash-up. It’s Warren Zevon’s “Werewolves of London” vs. Doves’ “Hit the Ground Running.” Good times!

Monday, October 29, 2007

Radio Free Hipster Ep. 33: The Geeks Come Out at Night

Sometimes I don’t know where a show is gonna go until it’s finished. This was just such an episode. I had a veritable grocery list of tracks squirreled away for this edition of RFH and I knew from the get-go that there was no conceivable way to work them all in.

I tried sorting them, classifying them, linking them by theme and genre, but in the end none of those felt right. So I did what I always do when I’m in the inspirational doldrums: I just had fun with it.

The show, as it ultimately came together, was a good bit different than I had planned. There was a lot more weird retro tracks (and overall unsettling cheesiness) than a normal episode, but I think things stayed well within the bounds of geeky Halloween revelry.

With the exception of Whodini. I don’t know where the fuck that came from.

Download Radio Free Hipster Ep. 33: The Geeks Come Out at Night (hosting provided by Antisocial) Size: 49.9 MB Running Time: 54:34

Show Notes:

Intro: Baddd Spellah – “Radio Free Hipster Theme (feat. Beefy)”
This Halloween I plan to fuse Beefy and Spellah together a la Brundlefly. True story.

Track 1: Monsters Crash the Pajama Party trailer / The Cure – “Lullaby” / e gibby & slackmaster d – “10Year Old (Lullaby Dub)”
Again, I know that mc isn’t exactly everyone’s favorite person of late, but I think this track is amazing.

Z’s 1st interlude: “Is that sleazy enough for ya?”
I can’t help but feel that Rob Zombie is one of us: he was raised on comic books and trash culture and he spends a significant chunk of his time in costume. That sounds pretty nerdy to me.

Track 2: Frog the Dawg – “DMX vs. Rob Zombie”
Be sure to check out the rest of the songs on the Mashing Pumpkins compilation.

Track 3: Antisocial – “Remember My Name”
Soc sent me this track in the 11th hour, but I liked it enough to put it in. It actually worked out pretty well, as it split up what would otherwise have been a very lengthy mash-up sub-set.

Track 4: Howard Hallis – “Haunted Bela” / DJ NoNo – “County Sound” / Billy Butterfield – “The Headless Horseman”
I was actually hoping to find the version of “The Headless Horseman” included in Disney’s retelling of The Legend of Sleepy Hollow, but no luck. :(

Track 5: Ton Ruckert – “Humanoids from the Deep” / The Darkest of the Hillside Thickets – “Cthulhu Dreams” / Dave Edmunds – “Creature From the Black Lagoon”
Admittedly, the instrumental lead-up to “Creature From the Black Lagoon” is a little lengthy, but I couldn’t bear to edit either of those tracks any more than I already had.

Track 6: Vampire Playgirls trailer / Mr. Fab – “Dark Shadows Chachacha” / signed long int vs. The Breakfastaz – “The Night I Broke Out”
sli provides the first of three tracks from Rhyme Torrent’s Halloween 2.0 compilation. I’ve already spoken at length about it, but let me reiterate that you should check it out.

Z’s 2nd interlude: “A couple of rules of thumb concerning the content for this podcast.”
I do try and refrain from putting too many similarly styled songs together back-to-back as well as including multiple tracks by the same artist, but what fun would rules be if we didn’t bend them?

Track 7: Lon Chaney Jr. – “Spider Baby Theme”
I’d go so far as to say that this is the most disturbing thing Chaney ever did. There’s just something slightly unhinged about his vocal meter and cadence.

Track 8: The Ghastly Ones – “Banshee Beach”
SoCal garage rockers that dress like 19th century morticians? Yeah, you could say that’s nerdy.

Track 9: Graveyard Tramps trailer / Whodini – “The Freaks Come Out at Night”
This is another vanity track: it doesn’t really have anything to do with the show or my underlying theme, but it made the cut for no other reason than the simple fact that I like it.

Track 10: Buddy Morrow and His Orchestra – “The Raven” / MC Lars – “Mr. Raven”
“Once upon a midnight dreary, while I kicked it weak and weary. / Dark and cold just like Lake Erie. Brand new sample, someone clear me.”

Track 11: Thriftshop XL – “Antichrist (EOTMC mix)” / MC Lars – “The Roommate from Hell (Fire & Ice mix feat. mc chris)”
Yep, more Lars and mc chris. I wanted to include the above Raven motif, but I also really wanted to end a set with this track. I ultimately elected to do both.

Z’s final interlude: “It can be as playful or as sinister as you want.”
Let me just pause for a moment to remind you to keep Halloween evil. Don’t have a “Fall Carnival” or a “Harvest Festival:” have a fuckin’ Halloween party complete with witches, vampires, and zombies. You’ll be glad you did.

Track 12: Metamystiks, Inc. – “Voices”
Snyder, myf, and SDX are the 3-headed monster of hip-hop. Are they nerdcore? Who gives a shit! They’re excellent musicians and nerdy enough for inclusion; that’s all that matters to me.

Though I’ve still got a few more days of Halloween carousing, I’m already looking toward the next couple of podcasts. Presently, November looks to play host to nerd punk and superhero-themed episodes, and, of course, December will feature a holiday special and a New Year’s party ep.

Got any requests for the above shows? Got any theme ideas for ’08? Just want to tell me that I need a better mic and a more functional grasp of the English language? Well, let me know.

Thursday, October 25, 2007

More Nerd News in Brief

So Dumbledore is gay.

Or, rather, was gay. (Sorry if that ruins shit for you, but spoilers have an expiration date!)

I understand that there’s probably a firestorm brewing over this in some circles, but, personally, I’m cool with it.

I mean, J.K. really went all out to have a socially realistic cast of characters in the Harry Potter series, and the lack of a gay player seems a little odd. In an epic resplendent with (reasonably) believable characters from a myriad of social backgrounds that goes to such great lengths to espouse the strength of humankind’s innate ability to come together despite minor differences, it only makes sense that someone be gay.

Hogwarts had white trash and fetishists (Hagrid likes big women.), bigots and Jews (Don’t fucking tell me that Ravenclaw prefect Anthony Goldstein ain’t Jewish!), alcoholics and sociopaths, so why not a gay character?

Truthfully, until he knocked up Tonks, my money was on Remus. He and Sirius always seemed to have something simmering below the surface.

  • Speculation and hearsay: I’m sure no one cares about this but me, but Kotaku is reporting that a Japanese mag has hard evidence suggesting that Animal Crossing for the Wii will be an MMO! I can't wait to level grind by shaking some trees/collecting some shells... Okay, maybe not.
  • Frontalot has a posse: MC Frontalot is actively recruiting Street Team members for his November tour. If you think you might be down check out the dates to see if His Royal Baldness will be making his way to your locality. Mr. Hess will need info concerning the names, ages, preferred email addresses, and proximity to the venues in question for all interested parties.
  • Purple Reign: Like anyone who genuinely loves music, Glenn Case is a Prince fan. With that in mind, he and Niveous are currently assembling a Prince tribute of sorts. I say of sorts because, due to Prince’s “super obsession with copyrights,” the project has a twist. “Each month, [Glenn and Niv] and any other bands who would like to join [them] in this endeavor (the more bands the better) will make original songs using the titles of Prince songs.” The tracks will be posted to the project’s webspace and the process will continue until an entire library of Prince tunes that aren't actually Prince tunes is available. The first Purple Reign will begin in November with Prince's debut album For You. Interested parties are fervently encouraged to peep this post for more details.
  • Stand 5.5: While Optimus Rhyme are venting their vitriol at mc chris in their newest song, DJ Snyder has issued the diminutive rapper an ultimatum. Okay, it's not really an ultimatum; it’s mostly just a request for a new remix contest. If you’re also interested in another such competition, say your piece over at the forums.
  • The Making of: Those of you whole loved Random’s Mega Ran project – and let’s be honest here: that’s pretty much everybody – will be pleased to know that he’s written an in-depth album breakdown that’s currently available at Hip-Hop Linguistics. It’s a great read and it really sheds a lot of light on the creative process behind all your favorite tracks.
  • Super duper: Dual Core's own int eighty was nice enough to hit me up with some more information regarding the group's new release Super Powers. The album itself should be available for purchase by the end of the month, and folks who purchased Zero One will be able to buy Super Powers for only 5 bucks!
  • It was a graveyard smash: I’ve been scouring the Internet for weeks for signs of this year’s Monster Mash-up project, and just as I had given up hope Matt directed me to this Boing Boing piece. Apparently this year’s iteration is called Mashing Pumpkins, and it’s headed up by Cheekyboy rather than djbc. It’s quite a good collection, so check it out.
  • Undead, undead!: Not to be outdone, Church followed up with this Boing Boing link about a Disney’s Haunted Mansion/Bauhaus mash. As someone who can’t get enough “Bela Lugosi is Dead” mashes, I am positively thrilled!
  • Bloodcurdlingly overused: Another seasonal submission from Matt is this ABC piece on Hollywood’s most famous scream. The article itself is fun, but the accompanying video compilation borders on hilarious. Enjoy.

Wednesday, October 24, 2007

The Wrath of Wheelie Cyberman

Y'all know I tend to abhor drama, but I just received this track from grimROCK with instructions to "spread it like a disease." Consider yourselves infected.

Optimus Rhyme - "MC Chipmunk"

EDIT: I just came to the realization that some of you may need some, y'know, context. You can garner that here and here.

More powerful than a locomotive

Yesterday I received a pleasant surprise in the form of a preview copy of Dual Core’s forthcoming release. Unlike Zero One, Super Powers is very much a concept album. It’s based loosely on the notion of super heroes, or more specifically musical super heroes and villains among us. This isn’t the only difference; whereas Zero One was all about c64 and int eighty doing their own thing with minimal (but no less impressive) input from featured artists, this album looks to be a nerdcore family affair. In addition to notable collaborations with Stephanie KB and Odub, Super Powers also featured bona fide contributions from YTCracker, Beefy, ZeaLouS1, and MC Wreckshin. Though a solid release date has yet to be set, this album is easily another must-own. Rest assured that I’ll keep you apprised of new info as it becomes available.

Tuesday, October 23, 2007

Your Miles May Vary: Zombies!

It’s been a while since we at Hipster, please! – meaning, y’know, me – explored the glory of non-absolutism. And what better time to dredge up uncomfortable and ethically vague concepts such as the malleable nature of truth than Halloween?

And with that mealy-mouthed pontification, I present to you the triumphant return of Your Miles May Vary, a community-centered feature that explores a single question from a number of different angles.

I’m sure by now HP regulars have noticed the relatively high concentration of zombie-related content around the blog this month. Hell, I even made with the pseudo-intellectual posturing concerning nerds and zombies in my last podcast. But ham-handed symbolism aside, nerds love and zombies and zombies most certainly love nerds.

So this brings us to the uncomfortable and ever-looming question concerning the immanent threat of a zombie holocaust. What would you do if you were trapped by a horde of the angry dead? How would you survive? How would you cope? Is there, indeed, any hope for survival in the pallid, worm-gnawed face of such overwhelming odds?

Today we will be examining none of those questions.

Instead my expert panel will be discussing the worst place to find yourself during a zombie uprising.

Read on to see how this most dire of worst case scenarios plays out.

The zed word.

DJ Chubby CheeksGeoff (aka DJ Chubby Cheeks); DJ/beatsmith/Webmaster of Revenant Magazine

Howdy Hipsters!

What zombie fan hasn't thought of the worst place to be during the zombie apocalypse? For me, I have always run through these very interesting scenarios based in Colma, California. A small town at the Northern end of the San Francisco Peninsula in San Mateo County.

I lived in the Bay Area for a few years in the late 90's and drove by Colma quite often. Colma has been dubbed "The city of the silent" as it is home to 17 cemeteries and the dead outnumber the living by thousands to one.

As a fan of the slow, shambling zombies... my fear has always been being massively outnumbered by a sea of traipsing undead bearing down on me. Colma cemeteries are also home to some of the countries famous dead like Wyatt Earp and Joe Dimaggio.

Speaking of undead, we have some cool stuff coming up at Revenant Magazine. We will have an exclusive online gallery showing by amazing comic artist Shane Oakley (of Albion fame). Shane will be bringing us some of his gorgeous zombie artwork. We also have many updates to new sections on the way including new book reviews, film reviews, original articles and interviews from writers all over the globe. Stay Dead!

The zed word.

ZeaLouS1ZeaLous1; MC/producer/zombie aficionado

I believe the worst place for me to be during a zombie invasion is separated from my friends and family. I am confident I can take care of myself in most situations, but I could not stop worrying about everything until I knew the people I love and care for were safe.

Otherwise, in a more general perspective, the worst place to be would be anywhere ground-level. Worst case scenario: we have the zombies that can sprint/jump, and are powerful and somewhat agile. If you are boxed in a room on ground level and they know you are in there it’s only a matter of time before they get in.

The zed word.

Zombie DenikaDenika; Nerdy artist/Japanophile/living dead girl

On the side of the living! ;)







The zed word.

Zombie DennisDennis; Necrocrafter/IKEA design ninja/shambling corpse

*Groooooooooooooooaaaaan*







The zed word.

Wow. That took an unfortunate turn.

Yet, as previously stated, YMMV isn't necessarily about arriving at a consensus; it’s about letting individuals espouse their personal (and often disparate) opinions.

While Geoff answered very geographically, Z1 proceeded more emotionally, and… well, Dennis and Denika sold us all out for a cold handshake and a plate full of brains, I do believe that each of these answers played into a grander underlying theme. That being, of course, that in the event of a zombie apocalypse we’re probably fucked.

That being said, I can’t help but think that, for me, at least, the worst place to be during such an attack would a public restroom: there’s limited space for evasive maneuvering, generally poor lighting, and only one exit. Plus it’s hard to run away from the undead with your trousers around your ankles.

Just something to think about the next time you answer nature’s call.

Monday, October 22, 2007

Nerd News in Brief

I’m taking the wife to Charlotte tonight to see the Last Comic Standing comedy tour. I bought the tickets long before I knew who the top five were gonna be, and I’m a little pissed that I spent my money to see most of these asshats.

For those of you who didn’t watch – and I’m assuming that’s most of you – the wining comic was North Carolinian and Dodge pitchman Jon Reep, so I’m imagining the humor-impaired redneck constituency is gonna be out in full force. Still, I get to see Amy Schumer and Doug Benson, both of which are actually pretty funny, so I’m hoping for the best.

Going to stand-up events is always a weird experience for me as it reminds me how homogenized comedy has to be to gain popularity with mainstream America. In that regard, it’s eerily similar to popular music. I reckon that’s why comedians like Bill Hicks and bands like The Clash mean so much to me: they fuck with the formula but still manage to capture the attention of the masses.
  • Album of the year – no shit!: Listening to Tbyte’s new release Bad Apollo – I’m a Burning Fart IV – Volume Two No Butts for LMAO is like living inside the mind of a schizophrenic, and I can think of no higher praise than that. Whether cutting the theme from Pokemon and the hook from "Lowrider" together to create an electrofunk dance number or mashing up Randy Savage and Ringo, this album serves as a gentle reminder that there’s nothing so wrong with pop music that can’t be cured by skillfully fucking with it. This album’s so good that you don’t even mind the Rick-Roll that Tanner throws in on the fifth track! I know I suggest a lot of stuff around here, but, if you listen to anything I say this month, make sure you download this disk. Plus, anything that mocks neo prog rockers Coheed and Cambria must be good.
  • Science says you suck: Remember the Canadian cat that pointed out that all the singles by modern butt-rockers Nickleback sounded exactly the fucking same? Well, indie music site Hometracked has also proven the same about whine-core pioneers and California state spelling champs Linkin Park. The visible waveforms of a half-dozen songs provide for compelling (if anecdotal) evidence.
  • And speaking of butt-rock: Matt pointed me to this blog post dissecting the YouTube video of a Van Halen’s off-pitch performance of "Jump" at a recent show in Greensboro, NC. There’s also some further discussion of the mechanics of this cacophony that reminds us that music is, ultimately, just math.
  • The Battle of Colorado: I’ve actively tried to avoid covering the most recent bout of nerdcore drama for two reasons: A) the animosity (and, by extension, me adding to it) doesn’t really accomplish anything and B) I figure you’ve probably heard amply about it elsewhere. Still, this article that Church found in the Colorado Springs Independent, that both touches on and may well have genuinely sparked the new beef, is actually a pretty good read. I imagine you could call it a bit one-sided, but it’s still worth your time.
  • Like real television, only different: IPTV show Frag has a piece about nerdcore – mostly about MC Frontalot, but my boy funky49 makes an appearance as well – viewable at online video repository Joost. Episode 3 also features "mouse sex enthusiasts - men who are sexually aroused by the mice they use on their computers [and] Joel Veitch [of] rathergood.com." All I’m saying is that nerdcore is in good company. Good, good company.
  • Wrocking in the Free World: Matt also alerted me to the fact that the International Wizard Rocker's Union, a DIY knowledge dump from the Whomping Willows, is ready for action. While the project is geared toward Wrock artists, much of the info provided can prove useful to independent musicians of all persuasions. Content’s a little thin at present, but this will, no doubt, be a promising project.
  • Nerd-on-nerd violence: Church recently found the first portent that the age of geek chic is drawing to a close. Behold the Flash game "Slap the Nerd." I’m don't want to get into the ethical grey area concerning whom it was that coded this particular piece of idle entertainment, but it was, y’know, probably a nerd.
  • The Undead invade Washington: DJ Chubby Cheeks passed on a little info concerning the need for extras for a zombie film being made just a half hour outside of Seattle. The feature film Zombies of Mass Destruction is being filmed "in a quaint sea side town that gets over run by zombies called Port Gamble." If you’ll be in the Seattle area between October 23th and November 17th and would like to be an extra, please contact Denise, the extras coordinator. Contact info and further info can be found in this thread at the Revenant Magazine BBS.
  • Young Zombies in Love: I don’t even want to entertain the notion of what a zombie wedding cake would consist of, but here’s an idea of what the cake topper would be. It just goes to show that nerdy creativity is a strange and wonderful (and strange) thing.
  • With Dave Vanian as the Invisible Man: What we need is some geeky, gothy, ironic punk rock up in here. And so, here’s an old promo vid for The Damned’s "Smash It Up." The video quality is shitty, but the song’s still great.

Friday, October 19, 2007

More Nerd News in Brief

In case you were wondering, my Halloween spirit is still very much intact. Sure, I’m a little pissed about the glut of Christmas-themed wares already for sale at my local retailers, but that’s hardly Halloween’s fault. Halloween is just grooving along, trying to stay hip and relevant, and then Christmas – totally cock-blocking Thanksgiving, I might add – swoops in and tries to steal all the attention.

It’s just not fair.

That’s why I urge you to refuse to buy that snoring Santa doorstop, to neglect your holiday shopping, and to tell Wal-Mart to shove that jumbo spindle of tinsel right up its corporate ass! Let Halloween have its moment in the spotlight. Let the kids trick-or-treat. Let the adults drink too much and dress inappropriately. Let AMC show Children of the Corn for 400th damn time.

Such is the glory of the Halloween season, and, much like rock ’n’ roll, it’s only really entertaining if it’s evil and slightly inappropriate.
  • I’m not even angry: Jonathan Coulton’s got a fun little post up about the experience of writing the end theme for Valve’s newest sensation Portal over at his blog. It’s a surreal slice-of-life affair, just as you’d expect from Coulton, and he even posts the songs lyrics and chords as well. Thanks to my pal Brüx for directing me to this one!
  • Famicom, we hardly knew ye: In other gamer-related news, Matt found this piece up at Engadget concerning Nintendo’s announcement that, as of October 31st, they will no longer support the Famicom hardware. Yes, after nearly 25 years, Nintendo is finally pulling the plug on the console that put them on the map and whose American iteration saved the videogame market as we know it. So if you’re planning on smashing your Famicom with a hammer, now’s the time to do it.
  • L shift-O to the quote: Wednesday it was announced that an all-new original song by our own MC Frontalot will be include in Penny Arcade Adventures: On the Rain-Slick Precipice of Darkness. Fans are noticeably excited, but I am left to wonder, given the Lovecraftian/steampunk setting of the game, what could Front possibly have in store?
  • Full Frontal nerdity + an STD: Next month, Frontalot and the Clonefucker himself, Schaffer the Darklord, will embark on a U.S. tour. Confirmed shows are as follows: Thurs. Nov. 8th - The Living Room in Providence, RI; Fri. Nov. 9th - Harper's Ferry in Allston, MA; Sun. Nov. 11th - The Knitting Factory in NYC; Tues. Nov. 13th - The Basement in Columbus, OH; Wed. Nov. 14th - Reggie's Live in Chicago, IL; Thur. Nov. 15th - Triple Rock Social Club in Minneapolis, MN; Sun. Nov. 18th - The Marquis Theater in Denver, CO (with special guest YTCracker); Tues. Nov. 20th - Burt's Tiki Club in Salt Lake City, UT; Wed. Nov. 21st - The Knitting Factory in Los Angeles, CA; Sun. Nov. 25th - Cafe Du Nord in San Francisco, CA. The tour will coincide with the November 1st release of Schaffer's newest full-length Mark of the Beast.
  • West Coast ghosts: This week has seen a couple of interesting items from the ZeaLouS1 camp. First and foremost, Z1 has announced that the new album will be entitled The Living Epitaph. A preview of the cover artwork is available at his site. Also, next Friday, October 26th, BOSSFIGHT presents Devil’s Night at the San Diego Sports Club. Featured performers include BOSSFIGHT’s own ZeaLouS1 and IllGill as well as otaku-centric artists Maja and Stephanie Yanez. The show kicks off at 9:00 PM, and, while there’s no cover, it is a 21+ affair.
  • Not to be confused with Johnny Dangerously: Jesse Dangerously’s new album Verba Volant is now available for purchase in both DRM-free MP3 and FLAC formats from www.Zunior.com. Also included are PDFs of the cover art and lyrics; all for a mere $8.88. Unfortunately, neither CDbaby nor iTunes have the album available yet, so this is a great (and inexpensive) solution for folks who want their Jesse D. right the fuck now! Jesse would also like to remind fans that Zunior has a handy place for user reviews right on the site. And, if you choose to write a review he asks you to “[p]retend you write for a respectable alt-weekly and use every cultural touchstone at your disposal.” I don’t think that’s too much to ask.
  • If they could see me now!: The lads and I can’t seem to stop talking about Wrock the Boat, the first ever Harry Potter-themed cruise. Who wouldn’t want to travel to the Caribbean for 5 full days with Draco and the Malfoys and DJ Luna Lovegood? And did I mention that it’ll take place upon a Carnival "Fun Ship" the week of Halloween 2008? I didn’t? Well, how dare I?!
  • A pterodactyl in the background for no goddamn reason: Matt also directed me to the Geek Comedy Tour 3000. Though the concept of nerds telling joked (or, more specifically, comedians reflecting on their own inherent nerdiness) isn’t exactly a recent development, some of the bits presented on the tour’s site were actually pretty good. I thought I’d throw it our there in case any of y’all were interested… despite the fact that it’s occurring 93 years too early.
  • Unbridled creativity meet rampant fanboyism: To keep things in the Halloween spirit, here are some Transformers costumes that are positively awe-inspiring. Though, truthfully, I really wanna see those Contructicons try and form Devastator. I’m just sayin’.

Wednesday, October 17, 2007

Tricks and/or treats

There are few things I look forward to more than Halloween-themed music compilations. I don’t imagine that confession shocks anyone, but I just wanted to put it on the table before I proceed.

As a die-hard Halloweener and a huge dork, I was keenly interested in developments concerning the second annual Rhyme Torrents Halloween project, known simply as Halloween 2.0. Though I was less than hopeful that the compilation would make its projected release date, the RT community pulled together and made it available yesterday as originally promised.

This time around, the comp is actually two individual disks, each composed of 13 tracks. They range from simple spoken interludes to 7+ minute musical epics, and, in true Rhyme Torrents style, the contributors run the gamut from old favorites to – if you’ll pardon the pun – new blood.

I realize that the RT compilations have gotten a bit of a bad reputation as far as quality is concerned, but, unlike most of the previous collections, the production values for Halloween 2.0 seem to remain fairly high and consistent across the board. The intrinsic musicality of the songs themselves, however, is a different story. While most of us can reach a consensus as to what is acceptable as far as mastering and leveling, we certainly have disparate ideas concerning what makes a truly enjoyable song.

To that end, I’ll go ahead and say that the listener will find tracks that he digs as well as those that he’d simply choose to ignore upon repeated plays. And, if you are the type who finds more of the former than the latter, may I remind you that both disks are provided free of charge.

In my opinion, each disk boasts some genuinely standout tracks. ZeaLouS1’s “Zombie Killa,” which I was fortunate enough to hear in its early stages, presents a very interesting post-apocalyptic narrative, and TyT’s “Trick or Treat” is powerful and dynamic in the spirit of YTCracker. Projekt Zero and T-Byte manage to strike a great balance between lyrical storytelling and musical ambiance on “Last Man,” as do Conyeezy and nYgel on their submission “World War Z,” which takes its name from one of my favorite contemporary novels. But the first disk truly belongs to Metamystiks, Inc.; their track “Voices” continues MMI’s grand tradition of bringing it harder and more relentlessly with each release. Though their output is limited, DJ Snyder, Super Dragon X, and myf are batting a thousand.

Disk 2 is of note first for MC Tanuki’s coaxing Ultraklystron out of his (sort of) retirement to contribute to the track “Vampires Really Suck,” which has a great guitar-rap vibe thanks a clever musical hook. Down Underdogs' “Bloodsucking Freaks” also bring a fantastic old school vibe to the proceedings, and they prove a tough act to follow. Still, the Ice & Fire mix of MC Lars/mc chris collaboration “Roommate From Hell” manages to forgo traditional hip-hop for a more rocked up approach, and Horrorshow’s “Everything’s Over Now” stands out as, perhaps, the compilations most thematic, undeniably eerie cut and a perfect way to close.

As previously stated, the compilation is free for the taking, so I highly recommend that you check it out. There’s something for everyone, from the young nihilist just looking for tales of fright to the head who desperately wants to believe that there’s something nerdy he can vibe to. So take a chance and check out Halloween 2.0, and then be sure to show some love to your favorite participants.

Tuesday, October 16, 2007

Nerd News in Brief

After seven years of bitching Capcom has finally agreed to grace fans with another Bionic Commando sequel. Unfortunately, said sequel is slated for release on the PC, PS3, and 360. This means, for those of you watching in black and white, that the new title will surely forgo its 2-D platforming roots in favor of a 3-D makeover.

Shit.

If I learned anything from Konami, it’s that when one of my favorite old school titles makes the jump to the third dimension the gameplay inevitably suffers.

I have a list of demands, Capcom, and I’m gonna break ‘em down for you:

1) Yes, please, for the love of God, do make a new Bionic Commando.
2) Keep it 2-D. As Ninja Five-O demonstrated, the grappling hook effect is still a solid play mechanic in traditional platformers.
3) Fuck the next-gen consoles: what you want to do is make this title for the Nintendo DS. Everybody owns one and it’s the perfect vehicle for old school remakes.
4) Give us an unlockable version of the original title on the same cart, and dump the North American censorship; we all know they’re Nazis.

Wait, I should've asked for a bag of money too, right?! Damnit!
  • A geek manifesto: My pal Matt from Headphone Sacrament wrote up his own response to last month’s Something Awful anti-nerdcore sentiment. He shared it with Church and me, and we were summarily impressed. After letting it simmer for a bit, last week he opted to post it on his blog. It’s a great piece, and I highly recommend you check it out.
  • The Fantastic Dr. Richards: LogicOne reports that his new album is finally nearing completion. He even went so far as to post a tentative track list over on the Rhyme Torrents forums. Most interesting is his line-up of collaborators, which include confirmed heavy hitters ZeaLouS1 and Super Dragon X and projected tracks with Fanatical, Betty Rebel, and Benjamin Bear. And for those of you who feared that Logic had forgotten his roots, “Comic Shop Rock 2.0” is among the songs featured.
  • Happy Nerdoween: In other Rhyme Torrents news, today is the drop date of RT’s Halloween 2.0. Will it make it in before the buzzer? A brother can dream!
  • Halloween just became less scary: Church shot me a link to this piece from the Committee for Skeptical Inquiry that debunks all my favorite Hollywood supernatural pseudoscience. I am both amazed and disappointed. Crushingly.
  • On again, off again: Yesterday mc chris announced that he was planning to drop the Colorado Springs date from his current tour due to some press issues. (There were some other concerns broached in the same blog entry, but that's neither here nor there.) Thankfully, however, he decided, after an overwhelming fan response, to keep the date intact.
  • A friend in need: T.Y.T., an artist whose Nerdy South mixtape contribution was played on a recent edition of RFH, is in need of a little financial assistance. More specifically, his father is in need of a liver transplant as the result of hemochromatosis-related cirrhosis. Since his condition is genetic (and not the result of a cause such as alcoholism) he’s been bumped up the organ recipient list. But this process still ain’t cheap, and the family is in desperate need of money to pay for the procedure. The guys from The Awful Show have set up a campaign to raise the needed $10,000, so please consider contributing.
  • Christmas with Harry: Wrock fans can now pre-order The Leaky Cauldron’s 2007 charity fundraiser CD Jingle Spells: Leaky’s Rocking Christmas. The disk features all-new, exclusive tracks from 14 different bands, and, of course, all the money raised goes to Book Aid International. Thanks, as always, go to Matt for keeping me in the loop on all things Wrock!
  • It’ll never be better than mine!: I just wanted to remind interested parties about the CAGcast them song contest going on over at Cheap Ass Gamer. I mentioned it last week, but I figured that with $100 and some repeat play on a wildly popular podcast at stake it bore repeating.
  • Boning the undead: After yesterday’s release of RFH 32, Church and Matt simultaneously pointed me toward this info on proposed CBS series Babylon Fields. I had heard whisperings about the show, but nothing solid save that it failed to make the lineup. Now I understand why; the horny zombies in a crime drama thing has been done to death! ;)
  • Zombies, zombies, and more zombies: And that’s not the only proposed zombie series in the works. Behold the viral marketing monster that is Alive. It’s kind of like The Blair Witch Project, only with less snot and a better monster payoff. Plus, it’s got a purported Star Trek link, so as to compound its nerdy goodness.

Monday, October 15, 2007

Radio Free Hipster Ep. 32: The Zombie Beat

This episode takes its name from a particularly grisly motif used in the 2000 AD comic Bad Company. In case you’re unfamiliar with the book, let me break it down for you.

Bad Company follows the experiences of a platoon of miscreants fighting an alien race known as the Krool on a distant planet called Ararat. The story is told through the diary entries of Danny Franks, a young soldier who finds himself conscripted into the company’s after the slaughter of his own platoon.

The thing that always fascinated me as a kid reading these stories was the ruthlessness of the Krool. Perhaps their greatest tactical advantage was the implementation of War-Zombies. Employing their alien technology to create an ultra high-frequency “zombie beat,” the Krool would quite literally send the enemies resurrected dead to attack their own front lines.

As a ten year-old, I didn’t see the poignancy of having soldiers literally haunted (hunted?) by their dead compatriots, but the concept alone was enough to scare the shit out of me and feed and already sizable zombie-phobia.

Download Radio Free Hipster Ep. 32: The Zombie Beat [hosting provided by Antisocial] Size: 42.8 MB Running Time: 46:50


Show Notes:

Intro: Baddd Spellah – “Radio Free Hipster Theme (feat. Beefy)”
When the zombie apocalypse rears its rotten head, I want these two cats on my team.

Track 1: Bush Sees New Threat dialogue / Jonathan Coulton – “Re Your Brains”
Being assaulted by zombies is bad enough. Realizing that their leader is that asshole from the next cubicle is pure horror. Bravo, Mr. Coulton.

Z’s 1st interlude: “I have had an alarming number of people request a zombie-themed episode.”
You guys want zombies? Well, I’ll give you zombies!

Track 2: Night of the Living Dead dialogue / Switchblade Kittens “All Cheerleaders Die”
I’ll fight any man who speaks ill of Drama’s end-of-verse squeak in this track. It really makes the song.

Track 3: ZeaLouS1 – “Necrophilianomenon”

I’ve always known that Z1 has a thing for zombies. I just didn’t realize it was, y’know, kinky.

Track 4: Theme from Zombie / Return of the Living Dead dialogue / The Misfits – “Night of the Living Dead”
The Misfits are rendered even dorkier by a complete and total lack of self-awareness.

Track 5: Zombie dialogue / Redneck Zombies dialogue / Glenn Case – “Sea of Zombies”
Glenn has a song for all occasions. Let there be no mistaking.

Track 6: The Sprites – “George Romero”
Leave it to Matt to throw some infectious indie pop into the mix. This is, perhaps, the most upbeat song about the undead of all time.

Track 7: Mr. Fab – “Cannibal Zombie Mom”
Contrary to what I said, “Dark Shadows Chachacha” was not included in the final mix. Perhaps I’ll throw it in next episode.

Track 8: Night of the Living Dead dialogue / The Besties – “Zombie Song”
Be sure to check out this live video of “Zombie Song.” It’s a tragic tale of post-mortem romance.

Z’s 2nd interlude: “The brains – no pun intended – behind Revenant, the Web’s premiere zombie magazine.”
Let me, once again, thank DJ Chubby Cheeks for hooking me up with some creepy beats. Give him some love on MySpace and don’t forget to peep Revenant.

Track 9: Theme from Redneck Zombie / Wednesday 13 – “I Walked with a Zombie”
Wednesday 13 is from Charlotte, so he’s sort of a local favorite. If you’re looking for a perfect blend of Rob Zombie and Alice Cooper, the Murderdolls, the Frankenstein Drag Queens From Planet 13, and his solo work are all highly recommended.

Track 10: DJ Chubby Cheeks – “Cognac” / What to do In a Zombie Attack dialogue
Check out What to do In a Zombie Attack for survival tips and patriotic posturing.

Track 11: Theme from Night of the Living Dead / Return of the Living Dead dialogue / Songs To Wear Pants To – “Shoot the Zombies”
Songs To Wear Pants To apparently writes songs by request. Thanks to Church for directing me to this one.

Track 12: DJ Snyder – “Monstrous (feat. Brainthirst)”
Inclusion of nerdcore’s only zombie MCs seemed obligatory.

Track 13: Zombie Nation vs. Goblin – “Zombiv vs. Kernkraft 400 (Osymyso mix)”
Inclusion of some Shaun of the Dead also seemed compulsory.

Z’s finale interlude: “I’ve always sort of wondered about the correlation between nerds and zombies.”
Nerds love zombies. Zombies also love nerds, though, so I suppose it’s alright.

Track 15: Young Zombies in Love soundtrack – “Life Ahead of Us” / Redneck Zombies dialogue
I thought I’d change shit up and end on an upbeat track. The “knockers” thing was sort of an afterthought. ;)

There are a lot of songs about zombies, and, by simple virtue of topic, they’re pretty much all nerdy. The walking dead just seem to perk up the old creativity-bone; zombies are cool like that.

I’ve always purported that I’m more concerned about a zombie plague than domestic terrorism. Why? Well, while I don’t know how many sleeper cells there are in upstate South Carolina, I do know there are a helluva lot more corpses.

Friday, October 12, 2007

More Nerd News in Brief

This NPR story about Japanese Beatles tribute band The Parrots really struck me as interesting. I mean, sure, we can chalk this up to just another eastern fascination with western culture, but I tend to see it another way: cosplay to the Nth degree.

I mean, nerdiness is all about fully embracing your interests, and cosplay is about losing yourself in that same interest. So don't theses dudes qualify? Aren't they music dorks who have taken things to another level?

The attention to detail, the dedication to craft, the dogged determination: are these not the earmarks of geekniness?
  • Robots, rock, and reading: If you’re in the Seattle area and are looking to rock the fuck out this weekend, may I humbly suggest what is certainly the geek rock bill of the season: Captured By Robots, Hearseburner, and goddamn Blood Hag! This very evening – Friday, October 12th – at The Funhouse, from 9:30 PM to 2:00 AM, you can see all three amazing acts for the low, low price of $10.00. And to sweeten the deal, CBR will be presenting “Dubya,” a musical adaptation of the last 7 years of the George W. Bush presidency. As performed by killer robots.
  • What’s my name?: mc chris has another round of concert dates for the forthcoming week. Behold:10/15/2007 - The Annex Madison, Wisconsin; 10/16/2007 05:30 PM - 7th Street Entry (All Ages Show) Minneapolis, Minnesota; 10/16/2007 09:00 PM - 7th Street Entry (21+ Show) Minneapolis, Minnesota; 10/18/2007 - The Waiting Room Omaha, Nebraska; 10/20/2007 08:00 PM - The Black Sheep Colorado Springs, Colorado; 10/21/2007 - Fox Theatre Boulder, Colorado ALL AGES!
  • Triple threat: MC Frontalot, Schaffer the Darklord, and hometown hero YTCracker will also be performing in Colorado. On November 18th at Denver’s Marquis Theater, you can watch these three titans of geeky rhymes do there collective thang. This all ages event kicks off at 7:30 PM, and tickets are $8.00 in advance or $10.00 at the door.
  • The Atomic Age: Also on the subject of forthcoming gigs, MAJA will be performing at the Atomic Comics Anime Festival on Saturday Oct 27, 2007 at 12:00 PM. The show (and the festival itself) will go down at the Atomic Mesa Superstore in Mesa, AZ. Show up and support you otaku rap.
  • Harold and Kumar go to Starfleet Academy: Matt just hipped me to the casting of the cat that played Harold in the role of Sulu in the new Star Trek film. I didn’t actually watch Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle, so I’m not sure if this dude is a master thespian of George Takai's caliber. I said “thesbian.”
  • And what do I do?: Church also alerted me to a little love directed at our own mc chris by the Wisconsin State Journal. Although, personally, I find the writers admission that “[a]ll of a sudden Madison is becoming dweeb central” as a little odd. I mean, come on; it’s Madison, WI! The nerds have always been there. Now they’re just coming out of hiding.
  • Just when you thought you’d run out of things to crank: MadHatter, of Sinister Six fame, has just dropped a new track on his MySpace. Like any fan of, y’know, music, Hatter hates “that god damn 'Crank That Soulja Boy' song and dance” so much so that he… made his own?! At any rate, you can check “Crank That Scrubby Boy” on his profile or via direct download.
  • Triumphant return: After a lengthy absence, Rhyme Torrents mastermind and young Jack Nicholson sound-alike High-C has returned and promised a new album of collaborations and cover songs in the near future. It’s slated to feature collabs with the likes of The Ranger, DJ Snyder, mCRT, Random, and Betty Rebel, just to name a few, as well as covers of classic tracks by Todd Rundgren, Public Enemy, and Boo-Yaa T.R.I.B.E. Keep your ear to the ground for more info.
  • Nerds are scary: And speaking of RT, this year’s Rhyme Torrents Halloween compilation is tentatively slated for an October 16th release. At 26 songs strong, there’s sure to be something for everyone. And, having already heard the ZeaLouS1 and Sinister Six tracks, I think that things are already shaping up nicely. Oh, and the disk still needs a cover, so interested parties should holler at the RT crew.
  • Brazilian wax: On the Nerdcore For Life front, Dan reports that he received word of another Brazilian article concerning the documentary. This turned out to be erroneous, as the piece actually references the Frontalot doc Nerdcore Rising rather than Nerdcore For Life, but I reckon it’s worth a read regardless… assuming, of course, you can read Portuguese.
  • Undead Equal Opportunities Bill: And to wrap things up, more zombies. Consider yourselves primed for next weeks edition of Radio Free Hipster.

Thursday, October 11, 2007

Cue theme song

I don’t know how many of you cats are members of the Cheap Ass Gamer community, but I do know that a healthy chunk are musicians and the overwhelming majority of you are nerds with a penchant for gaming. In this instance, the former is even more important than the latter.

According to the latest edition of their podcast, hosts CheapyD and Wombat are in the market for an official CAGcast theme song. In addition to getting some regular play on a hugely popular (and recently award-winning) gaming podcast, the winner will also receive a cool $100 American. The winning track will be announced on CAGcast 100, which should hit the virtual-airwaves at the end of November, so you’ve got some time to familiarize yourself with the show and its unique charm.

Additional information can be found in this thread, and, of course, amongst the madness that is CAGcast 93; which, coincidentally, you should probably listen to even if you don’t plan on entering the contest.

CAG is one of the few videogame communities that eschews fanboyism in favor of actual content and “hardcore” posturing for nerdly interaction. Plus it’s the best place on the InterWebs for game shopping news, so I think this would be a great opportunity for some exposure for our nerdcore, geek rock, and VGM brethren.

Without naming any names, I am full aware that many of you are more than capable of crafting a competent theme song. So, does anyone wanna take a crack at it?

Tuesday, October 09, 2007

Nerd News inBrief

Guess who’s back in the muthafuckin’ house with some Nerd News for that muthafuckin’…

Wow. That didn’t fit at all.

How about: guess who’s back in the muthafuckin’ house with some Nerd News from the muthafuckin’… South?

Yeah, okay, that works.

It’s not my best bastardization of a Snoop Dogg couplet, but it’ll have to do.
  • I’m a stream-ripper, a one-way ticket, yeah: Before motoring into the mountains of Tennessee last week, I made it a point to catch the Shoutcast interview with The Grammar Club guys. In addition to hearing from Shael and Glenn, Beef Thompson also made an appearance. There were some revelations about the project and its genesis, some laughs and good-natured bull-shittery, and ample talk about – you guessed it – dry-cleaning and animal husbandry. You can check out the interview at The Grammar Club site, or you can download my own rip of the madness.
  • What a lady!: Church has found a definitive winner in our continuing mission to quantify the world’s greatest geek tattoo. Ladies and gentlemen, behold our new Empress.
  • A PhD in Dorking the Fuck Out: Would you like to see a video interview with MC Frontalot and his group of musical malcontents from the DigtalLife expo? Of course you would! Pay special attention to Blak Lotus’s musing concerning nerd girls. Fascinating.
  • VGM meets nerdcore hip-hop: 8-Bit Bandit & Dumbfoundead have, at long last, released The Super Barrio Brothers EP. What are still reading for? Head over to their MySpace and snag this CD! I’ll wait here until you get back.
  • Too good to be true?: If any of you nerdcore cats are approached by some marketing-types who say they were referred to you by one Dan Lamoureux, Dan humbly requests that you let him know. Apparently, he was contacted by a marketing firm via MySpace that seemed to be rather interested in nerdcore, but he was a little iffy on the legitimacy of their request. Though it “might sound shady,” Dan says that the folks he talked to “were very nice and psyched about nerdcore.” There was talk of sponsoring some events and whatnot, but before he got all excited Dan wanted to know if anyone else had been approached. Check out the full story here and let the man know if you have any info.
  • In his own words: Otaku MC MAJA now has his very own blog through which he can share his thoughts with you, the fans. You can peek inside the mind of hip-hop's foremost Janglish speaker via this link.
  • Far more social than you'd think: My boy Antisocial is breaking in his new recording rig by re-recording all the songs from his previous effort Depressed Nerd. The re-release will be called, what else, Depressed Nerd 2.0. You know how Soc rolls.
  • Get.Yer.Geek.On: Last weekend marked Madison, Wisconsin’s Geek.Kon, and over 1800 nerds or all types and descriptions showed up. Why, I can only imagine the smell! In addition to making it to CNN, the show also got a great write-up in Wisconsin’s Badger Herald.
  • John! George! Paul! Ringo! Zombies!: And lastly, so as to get you all back in the pre-Halloween spirit, here’s a little video mash-up featuring The Beatles… and the undead.

Sunday, October 07, 2007

The Volunteer State

Tennessee is strange. It has too many double letters in its name, and apparently folks around here are too damn snooty to tour a winery eleven AM on a Sunday. Thankfully they've found a way to combine yard sales and thrill rides. Who new? We should be home soon.
--Z.