Monday, July 20, 2009

A Case of the Mondays

It's another Monday morning, and I am at home with the kids. One of them is under the weather, though my own diagnosis as to what ails her has been challenged. It is a day resplendent with child care and housework, so, y'know, not exactly so much with the fun. Thankfully, there are a couple of fond diversions available.

It has just been brought to my attention that the debut release from Shael Riley and the Double Ice Backfire, Songs from the Pit, is now available for sale to the general public in very limited quantities. It is important to note that Songs from the Pit is available neither a digital download nor as a CD, but as a cassette. Yes, you read that correctly. If you would like to hear this album but don't have access to such a quaint device as a tape player, I am apt to point you in the direction of a local bazaar that stocks such antiquities. But instead I shall simply chastise you for forgetting your musical roots.

In other news, I at last have a lead on some potential video of Blak Lotus's impromptu Nerdapalooza performance of "Munchin' on the Cooch," the mythical song to which Justin called my attention last week. Kourtney has some footage of this rare bird, and will be sending it to me shortly. I will then be more than happy to reciprocate and pass it on to all of you. Please follow @kourtn3y on Twitter to show your appreciation for her unbridled awesometude.

And speaking of awesome, here is a video tribute I received this weekend courtesy of Snipey and Beefy. I'll go on record as saying its eventual follow-up will feature Beef Thompson and myself running toward each other across a flower-strewn field. Slow-motion style.

Thursday, July 16, 2009

Whisper to a Scream

My love of rap has as much to do with my fascination with the human voice as it does my affection for language itself. As much as I enjoy a bluesy howler or a punked-up rocker, there's just something to be said for the power inherent in the equation of one man plus one beat. But more important than rapping as a mechanism is the rapper as an instrument.

The voice can paint a picture in any number of amazing hues, but each of us has a certain single element that exemplifies our vocal delivery. In rap, this is unceremoniously pushed to the forefront.

There are fast rappers and slow rappers. High-toned rappers and low rappers. Sassy rappers and somber rappers. There are rappers that speak with intelligence and rappers who dully drawl. But when I think of Epic-1, my thoughts immediately turn to his low-key, low-volume approach to vocalizing.

So when I sat down with his debut full-length 1 – lovingly provided by my friends at EMPulse Records – I expected nothing less than the man himself to weave for me a full score of stories in his own unique timbre. And I received no less.

  1. "Dead End"
    Epic kicks the album off with the counter-intuitively titled "Dead End." Yet despite its unfortunate moniker, it's a funky cut that ably demonstrates his tight flow and fine ear for lyrical pacing. It's really a fantastic introduction to an effort that's at times laid back but never boring.
  2. "Countdown (feat. TCP)"
    Epic's trademark delivery – which I described in my notes as like "a whisper-through-a-grin" – contrasts well against TCP's mid-range growl. The beat is solid and just this side of frantic, which plays well into this song's sense of lyrical urgency. Part traditional rap braggadocio, part gamer anthem and part late-night road trip jam, it also features the first of many great guests.
  3. "The Kid Who Never Smiled (feat. The Spork)"
    Taking on the issues of bullying and its precipitant, school violence, without ever taking prisoners, "The Kid Who Never Smiled" is nothing short of visceral. It refuses to blink in the face of a fact that everyone knows but most choose to ignore. Further, it paints a perfect picture of a victim's damnable ascent to victimizer status that doesn't so much glorify as elucidate. Its pacing occasionally flounders, but it always manages to keep the listener interested.
  4. "Black Friday"
    After honing his aggro with his RPG cohorts for a couple of tracks, Epic again resorts to smoother solo fair that (oxymoronically) still stays sharp. Of course, seeing a how this song is equally about slackers and revolutionaries, I suppose that's somehow fitting. Though he rarely stretches his vocabulary, Epic's wordplay is top-notch, and "Black Friday" is an early high point of 1.
  5. "Back in Nam: Nerdcore Interlude"
    A nice nod to the Nam vets line in the previous track, this skit certainly isn't forgettable, nor, I'm afraid, is it exactly necessary. Still, it's a nice demarcation that indicates you've reached the end of the album's first quarter. I'm a long-time skit hater, but this one is better than many.
  6. "F.P.S. Confessions (feat. Conyeezy and S.O.S.)"
    Pairing an understated backing with aggressive vocals, this one sheds Epic-1's trademark whisper for a bark. Conyeezy also comes through hard, but not as hard as S.O.S., who dominates. The prayer cadence of bridge is a nice change-up that gives the joint some additional depth.
  7. "Mary Jane (feat. Quinsis)"
    I've already stated publicly that this is my favorite track of the album, not to mention one of my favorite jams in recent memory. Equal parts "Mountain Kind," Rick James and Marvel fanboyism, it's a pleasure from start to finish, and I'd be remiss if I didn't say that Quinsis nails the chorus. Given the album's meager price tag, I declare this one well worth the price of admission even on its own.
  8. "Sungem"
    RPG love songs about healers and tanks aren't exactly unheard of, but this one's a fine effort that weaves a narrative that alternates between in-game and real life. The chippy chorus can prove distracting, but Epic's gift for storytelling powers it forward.
  9. "Give and Take (feat. Kelly Morgan)"
    Kelly adds a dash of soul-funk that makes this track stand out, but Epic-1 comes as expected. Rampant motormouthery coupled with his almost whispered delivery make it hard to sing-along, but the song is so strong that you'll likely try anyway. This one is notable for its particularly non-nerdcore content, centering more traditionally on life, love and the trials of each. Sure, it gets a tad repetitive, but it makes up for it by endeavoring to be something more than expected.
  10. "So Gangster Interlude"
    The album's half-way point is marked by an over-the-top gangster fantasy starring our own Epic-1. It's snarky, well written and terse. If you feel it you'll likely find yourself wishing for more, and if you don't then know it's over quickly.
  11. "The One (feat. Logic1, ZeaLouS1 & Quinsis)"
    A posse cut based around similarly named rappers might seem a bit of a thin concept, but once the players themselves are factored in one realizes that "The One" is sure to be an amazing ride. LogicOne starts it off strong, Quinsis's chorus is on-point but not overstated and ZeaLouS1 comes back to the nerdcore fold sounding better than ever, but Epic refuses to shrink in this company. In fact he dominates and reminds us that this is his house. Possibly his best performance on the album, and certainly a fantastic track.
  12. "My Child"
    Another real world story as told through Epic's indubitable lyrical filter. Ripped from the daydreams of every abandoned son, it's sweeping, emotional and unrepentantly tender without ever sounding cheesy or put-on. The production is light, almost airy, and the song really couldn't function over anything else. In the end, "My Child" proves itself another great tale from Epic-1's library.
  13. "Sociopath"
    The polar opposite of "My Child," "Sociopath" is a sharp and breathless piece of bombast from the heart of a killer. Yet similarly, it's another example of Epic's ability to weave a compelling story (even when you aren't exactly sympathetic to its protagonist). There's a tad too much dead space at times, but it still manages to be a compelling ride.
  14. "Proud"
    And after that dose of adolescent escapism, Epic again returns to gentler fare. A quiet meditation on family, Epic talks about his dad, his brother and his cousin in clear and affectionate terms. It's the kind of cut that's a little too sentimental for some, but I give Epic much respect for having the bravery to expose such raw emotion.
  15. "Drug of Choice (ft. Schaffer the Darklord, 1080IP & YTCracker)"
    And the back-and-forth continues with another crazy posse cut. Kicking off with STD's rapid-fire sass and continuing on through excellent contributions by both 1080IP and YT, this track never lets you lose sight of its star: Epic-1, who handles the punctuating choruses and an appropriately speedy final verse. Can there be enough dope rhymes about… dope? That's debatable, but "Drug of Choice" makes its mark even in amid a schema crowded with gangsta rhymes and drug rock.
  16. "Back in Nam: Epic Interlude"
    Another skit from the anonymous war vet marks our final decent. Though I'm still no fan of non-musical interludes, this one is short and does manage to inject a little humor.
  17. "Moment of Clarity (feat. The Spork & Kelly Morgan)"
    A vocoder? Well, that's a surprise! Epic begins the album's wind-down with another track that contrasts the banality of real life with the excitement of the eternal artist. Almost a musical mission statement from a man deep in the underground, it comes through as stilted at times (from all three contributors) but still manages to channel an undeniable brand of inspiration.
  18. "O.M.G."
    "O.M.G." sees Epic representing for the often overlooked atheists and agnostics in our midst. It's an understated anthem that again reminds the listener that Epic-1 is atypical, even in the veritable musical freak show that is nerdcore. My only complaint about this track it its position. With the burden of Epic's conviction still weighing heavy in my ears, I couldn't help but think that this should have been the album-ending track.
  19. "Touch the Sky"
    But that criticism is eased when I hear "Touch the Sky," 1's proper finale. Rather than repackaging the sense of existential abandonment of the previous track, it instead pairs a pumping beat with Epic's customary whisper. It's an optimistic recollection on drunken hookups, videogames and good, old fashioned geekery that's as relatable as any of its core elements: an odd blend of party lyricism and boastful posturing with a touch of free-association. Not the album's strongest song, but still an interested way to end and equally interesting listening experience.
Last year, I was tapped as a judge for Rhyme Torrent's inaugural two-on-two rap battle. I was brought in, or so I was told, because of both my familiarity with the nerdcore community and my unbiased leanings. Looking back, however, I realize I may have judged some participants harsher than others.

At every turn, I compared and contrasted Epic's performance in said contest with "what I expect(ed) of him." You see, mere months earlier I had observed Epic at Nerdapalooza 2008. Performing, freestyling, battling and simply bullshitting around the venue he managed to bring an undeniable, indefinable level of style to every line he spit. As such, the bar was set pretty goddamn high with regard to my perception of Epic-1 at his best.

As such, I now rescind that criticism.

Because 1, you see, genuinely represents just that: Epic-1 at his best. It has its flaws, it's showing seams and its occasional missteps, same as any great album, but it truly captures the skill of the man I saw spit fire one year ago. Similarly, his guest vocalists (ZeaLouS1, Conyeezy, Quinsis, et al.) and the featured beatsmiths (The HT, WholeMilk, Myf and the like) act in kind. All this combined makes it an album that demands to be heard.

Epic-1's 1 is available now from EMPulse starting at a single buck. Just buy it.

"These are the type of things that I do everyday, and these are the games I'm committed to play."

Nerd News in Brief

After a few days of recuperation, all my Nerdapalooza peeps finally seem to acclimating to life outside the festival. It's a long and difficult road to recovery, but, as a PND survivor, I understand that further convalescence is required.

And the best medicine?

Reflection.

To that end, behold my boy MadHatter's exhaustive recollection of the event. Or if you'd prefer a more analytical approach, why not check out the summary piece at Reax? Sure, the event didn't exactly go off without a hitch, but good times were had. Memories made.

Even those who couldn't make it were properly remembered. (Check out my pal DataVortex's YouTube channel for some heartwarming shout—outs to yours truly and a ton of amazing concert clips.) Yes, even from miles away you could easily feel the love emanating from central Florida.
  • Strange Magic: With the Half Blood Prince tearing up theaters, Wizard Rock has again returned to the forefront. Westchester Magazine's Marisa LaScala has compiled a list of New York-based WRockers, while the NY Daily News picked the brain of Paul DeGeorge regarding the scene and nerd culture. Reader Justin was even quick to point out that The Potters, The Malfoys, The Lupins and Whompy made it as far as USA Today, and even Newsweek got in on the act by covering the Harry Potter Alliance's WWDD campaign.
  • Kirk and the Great Stone Phallus: Similarly, Church points out that The South African Times has also posted a lengthy musing on nerds. (Though Potter-philes are conspicuously absent.) It's little more than a fluff piece… Okay, it's actually nothing but a fluff piece. A really bad fluff piece, but it's worth reading just for the laughable accompanying side bar images and mangling of leetspeak.
  • Wheezy: That was actually pretty dreadful. To cleanse the palate I offer this insightful interview from Talk with Tim. Therein Tim interviews geek funk pioneer and veritable nerdcore community adhesive OG Don Vito. Give it a read, and be sure to keep an eye on TwT for more great interviews.
  • Hail to the King: On the subject of nerdcore, be sure to hit up LogicOne's MySpace to hear his new joint "Comic Shop Rock 2." It's the first single from his upcoming release The Fantastic Dr. Richards. Also, feel free to ask Logic about our proposed supernatural investigation television show. "Did you feel that? The room just got cold!"
  • The Wonderful Land of Oz: I've been talking a lot lately about slept-on artists, so it seems only fitting that I point out a cat that I've been sleeping on my damn self: Stevie Kincade. Stevie is another fine Aussie rhymer who's made his presence felt amongst the Rhyme Torrents community, and his Six-Slug Singles is both highly recommended and totally free. If you, like me, have been negligent in this regard, get on that shit!
  • The Magnificent Seven: Those in the mood for a more domestic flavor of nerdcore need look no further than Next Level, the newest slice of hip-hop bliss from Dual Core. int eighty and c64 (and everybody else that you love in the scene) make this one 13 tracks of pure perfection. It's so good, in fact, that I'm listening to it right now!
  • Season Pho : Not nerdcore but certainly nerd-friendly is Lyrics Born. I mean, dude is the voice of Cartoon Network's Friday nights! Thanks to my bro Matt, I now know that his new Variety Show mixtape is available for download. Oh happy day!
  • Keeping Secrets: And speaking of mixtapes, I got some interesting news from killsaly about his newest project. While I can't spill the details, I can say that his roster of collaborators is both expansive and surprising. Sadly, we won't get to hear it until next year.
  • One more Time: On the chiptune front, Zen Albatross kindly directs your attention to Da Chip, an 8-bit tribute to everyone's favorite robotic Frenchmen. It's pretty much the best goddamn thing ever.
  • Sounds like the Future: In other micromusic news, Nobuooo reports that 8 Bit Weapon is sponsoring yet another remix contest. The winning remixer will receive, among other amazing wares, a Commodore 64 music creation work station. Hit up ACIDplanet for full details.
  • Rocktronic: And for those of you who prefer their music more in the geek rock vein, The Americans UK will be ripping shit up at Santos Party House in Manhattan on Friday, July 31st. Tickets are 10 bones in advance, and the AM-UK hits the stage at 9:00 PM.
  • Song of the Fallen Soldier: On a sad note, this week fans were informed that I Fight Dragons is now one dragon-fighter short. Vocalist and multi-instrumentalist Mike Mentzer has elected to leave the band to pursue his solo career. Thankfully, you can already keep track of his new venture via the magic of the Interwebs.
  • Ninja, Please!: Taking us out this week is yet another winsome relic from the fallen kingdom of Nerdapalooza. It's Krondor Krew covering Vanilla Ice's "Ninja Rap." A song immortalized in a classic piece of cinema called The Secret of the Ooze. And while I may take credit for suggesting that Nerdapalooza participants perform a cover song, I'd like to see you pin this particular piece of madness on me. Go on, Masu! Try! I dare ya! ;)

Monday, July 13, 2009

The Weekend in Pictures

Photographic evidence (and a series of drunken texts from my boy Matt) leads me to believe that this year's Nerdapalooza was every bit the phenomenal success of last year's amazing showing. From the stellar lineup to the ridiculously awesome swag, it really looks to have been an event for the ages. Which makes it all-the-more painful for those of us who missed it.

Faithful reader Data Vortex was nice enough to share some early shots of the A Comic Shop pre-show, which you can peruse here. Likewise, BrandonCylon offers a dizzying array of shots from the show-proper. And, of course, my friend Denika was there getting her photog on as well, the outlandish culmination of which is pictured in-post. I don't think I'm overstepping my bounds to say that this one adequately sums up the event in a proverbial nutshell.

More images and video footage will no doubt seep through the Interwebs over the next few days as participants return home and/or sober up. But in the meantime, please join me in wishing all our cross-country travelers a safe and expedient journey.

Friday, July 10, 2009

Nerd News in Brief

So what're you doing this weekend?

Oh yeah! Orlando. Nerdapalooza. 48 hours of geeky bliss.

Well, take lots of pictures for me. And I mean lots of pictures. I wanna see the bands, the crowd, hell I wanna see what you eat!

You are my eyes and ears, friends, so please serve me well.
  • Help a Sister Out: Let me start things out on a serious note; Jonny Nero asked me to direct everyone's attention to a crafter donating her skills to help a friend in need. Medical bills and prostheses are expensive, and a cool pirate/steampunk-esque bracelet for 7 bucks seems more than fair.
  • Say No More: I've already said my piece concerning MC Lars's "Death of Nerdcore" post, and I imagine that even before I wrote my epistle many of you were already sick of the topic. Still, I think it'd be worth your time to check out a couple of posts over at Frontalot's BBS regarding the continued debate. Specifically those from Wheatus's Brendan Brown and Brandon Patton (AKA Blak Lotus). These cats drop some serious knowledge.
  • Meanwhile, Back at the Ranch: Speaking of Front and Lars, both will be playing AfterCon (along with YTCracker) in San Diego on the Saturday night of Comic-Con week. Tickets are available, but I reckon they'll go fast!
  • Happy Anniversary!: John Anealio has just celebrated the one year anniversary of his Sci-Fi Songs blog. And he was even nice enough to categorize his musical offerings in one easy post. Head over there and download to your heart's content.
  • Baby Daddy: And congrats are also in order for my friends the Brilliant Gameologists. It appears as though they are expecting a new addition! Get the full scoop in their recent podcast, and then grab their newest offering for a glimpse at the show's mission statement.
  • Super Heroic: Thanks to a nod from a certain Dave the Knave, Hipster, please! got a mention on Comic Book Resources. This led to some nice traffic and an intro email from sci-fi rockers Americans UK. They record their adventures in song and comic book form, and both are fuckin' awesome. Check 'em out.
  • I Need You to Need Me: Church points out this post regarding Cheap Trick's recent 8-track release. Trust me; this will be far more relevant after Shael's Nerdapalooza appearance.
  • Road Trip!: And speaking of 'Palooza, I Fight Dragons are vlogging their epic drive from Chicago to Orlando. The results thus far have been quite amusing. Take a gander.
  • Wang Dang Doodle: Another Nerdapalooza alum, my pal mCRT, recently dropped his new album The Penis Monologues. Rob describes it as "a concept album, revolving around the art of the dick joke," and I'd say he hit it square on the head. Pun intended. Download all 18 tracks of its utter foulmouthery, including "The Aristocrats" (which got a nod from Penn Gillette), at mCRT's site.
  • Feel Good Hit of the Summer: And while this isn't at all nerdcore, I would highly suggest you cop Atmosphere's new freebie EP Leak at Will. Much love to Shael for shining the light on this one.
  • Big Chief Sauerkraut: Who knew that Germans love historical cosplay? Geek Studies' Jason, that's who.
  • Our Full Potential: Also from Church comes word that, apparently, we are destroying mainstream journalism. I have never been prouder.
  • Dumbledore is Gay, and That's OK: And if that one's just not inflammatory enough for your liking, witness Newsbusters picking a fight with the Harry Potter Alliance. Because, y'know, the last thing you want is for art to inspire young people. (Nod to the always helpful @pediagirl for the link.)
  • Experience Democracy: Producer extraordinaire Snake Eyes has a submission in the current Atom Films Star Wars fan movie challenge. Vote for "Bad Day for Vader" not just because it's made by one of our own, but because it is wicked awesome.
  • He is the Man: On the subject of our proud people, looks like geek metal icon Scott Ian will be writing a two-issue Lobo comic for DC. Even cooler, it'll be illustrated by Sam Keith!
  • Big Time: Did you notice that GameUniCon got a mention at USA Today's site? No? You should really pay more attention to shit like that.
  • He Won't Always be This Way: And our own Jonathon Coulton also scored a sweet appearance on a local NYC morning show last week. See him rock "The Future Soon" over at the YouTubes.
  • How Many Mr. Fantastics Does it Take to Change a Light Bulb?: In other YouTubery, my old friend Brooks points us toward Dr. Victor Von Doom's comedy debut. I find it wholly unsurprising that this went down in Baltimore.
  • 8 Bits of Spunk: And taking us home on this Nerdapalooza weekend is an amazing Superpowerless remix of The Lonely Island's "Jizz in My Pants." I wasn't overly fond of the original, but this take is shit hot!


Thursday, July 09, 2009

Radio Free Hipster: Special Edition

I promised a little value-added podcastery for this weekend's weary travelers, and I am not about to disappoint. Behold, not one but two supplementary RFH episodes!

Okay, they're a little on the short side, but I hope you enjoy them. With my compliments.

The first is the sampler-cast I put together for the Parsec Awards. I actually struggled with what to include, but in the end I chose a trio of lesser-known jewels. Longtime listeners likely won't hear anything new, but if you ever find yourself trying to explain Radio Free Hipster to a perplexed friend, this seven-minute monster may serve you well.

Download Radio Free Hipster: Parsec Award Sampler [hosting provided by Antisoc] Size: 6.38 MB Running Time: 6:57

Show Notes:

Intro: Baddd Spellah – "Radio Free Hipster Theme (feat. Beefy) "
It kinda hurt to have to talk over the theme song. :(

Track 1: Computerization - "1.14me"
As featured in episode 45 (May 2008)
"1.14me" blends electro, chiptunes and amazing harmonies into a whimsical love song about a personal computer and his user. It's probably not what you expected, but I think it's quite indicative of a lot of the more electronic-flavored music that I feature on the show.

Track 2: Sugar Fix - "Rule 34"
As featured in episode 48 (July 2008)
Another admitted curve ball! "Rule 34" is a delightful piece of G-rated musical slash-fic about a dragon with an affinity for automobiles. Really. It's also a fine introduction to the lighter side of geek rock. Sugar Fix is a damn genius!

Track 3: Optimus Rhyme - "Reboot"
As featured in episode 48 (July 2008)
What can I say? Ep. 48 was a solid effort! ;) This track is a typical (but often overlooked) piece of cybernetic storytelling from Seattle's late, great nerdcore combo. Knowing my love for Optimus, this one you probably saw coming. And to answer your question, yes, it really does end that abruptly.

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And to follow that up, here's a little pet project I've been working on in my spare time.

I've long believed that Radio Free Hipster could do with a spot of class, and so I decided it might be fun to put together a little old school poetry-reading featuring some of my favorite nerdcore lyrics. With the (much appreciated) help of @nose_in_a_book and @talkie_tim, I was able to crank out what I like to call "An Impassioned Reading."

I reckon this one is more a proof-of-concept than anything, but I really enjoyed putting it together. Perhaps it will even become an (ir)regular feature.

First up is YTCracker's "Nerd Love."

Download Radio Free Hipster Presents: An Impassioned Reading Vol. 1 [hosting provided by Antisoc] Size: 2.03 MB Running Time: 2:13

Show Notes:

Background Music: Jean-Joseph Mouret – "Rondeau"
Yes, the theme from Masterpiece Theater. I said this shit was classy!

Introduction / Closing Dialog: @nose_in_a_book
And I couldn't have asked for a better narrator.

Featured Lyrics: YTCracker – "Nerd Love (feat. MC Router)"
And apparently even YT doesn't have these lyrics written down anywhere!

Wednesday, July 08, 2009

1st Annual Nerdapalooza Hipster, please! Meet-and-Greet (Sans Me)

My only complaint about Nerdapalooza is that it's just too damn awesome. I mean, it's like an all-you-can-eat buffet of nerdy delights that can scarcely be contained within the span of a single weekend. Sadly, we don't yet have the technology to for Perpetual Nerdapalooza™, but our R&D department is, even now, working overtime.

An unfortunate side effect of the breakneck speed of the festival is that – for those of us who aren't on-stage, at least – it takes a while to connect names with faces. This means that by the time you know who all your fellow scenesters are the weekend is almost over. Imagine, if you will, attending summer camp with a blindfold on. A blindfold which is only removed moments before your parents come to pick you up.

It's sort of like that.

By the time you realize that this guy has that cool YouTube channel or that this gal writes that awesome blog, you may not have time to fully appreciate each other's company.

Thankfully, my buddy Matt has come up with a novel solution. Since a number of attendees will be staying at the venue site – the Holiday Inn on Orlando's I Drive – he's arranged a pre-show meet-up:

So, Friday is the start of Nerdapalooza 2009. If you aren’t up on this fest, give the link a read and if there’s any chance you can make it over to Orlando by Saturday, I recommend it.

So after hearing about all the fun that Z had last year, I’ve decided to make the trip south myself to get in on the action. My original plans had me hanging out with Z for the weekend, but sadly life has gotten in the way and Z had to bail. Now that my plans to follow Z around like a lost puppy and leach on his nerd fame have been scrubbed I figured my next best option was to organize a little gathering.

Actually, I threw the idea out on Twitter earlier today and got a couple of nibbles and some serious encouragement from @freakapotimus, so I figured what the hell, lets see if we can pull this one off.

So here’s the situation.

The meet will occur on Saturday from 11:00 AM - 1:00 PM in or near the pool side bar. If it is raining, then we’ll do it in or near the Coral Key Lounge (the bar inside). This will allow those who wish to swim the chance to do that, and the rest (i.e. me) to at least, hopefully, get our drink on. The time will hopefully give those who want to hit all the music a chance to meet before the show starts, while still giving the late risers a chance to take part before things get going.

Of course, while it might be fun to watch all of you try to find each other during the allotted time with no help, let’s make it easy for you. This is what you’re looking for… me.

I’m not an easy guy to miss. 6′2″, about 300 lb., short brown hair, glasses, and answer to the name Matt. I’ve had a couple of people look at me and automatically assume that I used to play linebacker in high school (I didn’t, but I kind of have that linebacker gone to pot thing going on). I’ll be wearing either blue jeans or cargo shorts. I’ll also be wearing a t-shirt that says “geek” on the front (see shirt here). I promise to be at the above spot by 11 and promise to stick around until at least 1. If its sunny, I’ll be at the pool, in the general area of where ever the liquor is. If it’s raining, then I’ll be inside, in the general area of where ever the liquor is.

If you think you’d be interested in joining in on this little meet and greet, leave a comment below letting me know that you’re up for it and may be an idea of what you look like so I can keep an eye open for you. You may also want to follow me on twitter. I’ll make sure I post any updates to that feed, including while I’m at the fest. While I’ll be posting though, unless you can DM me, I’m probably not going to see anything you send to me on Twitter. I have a normal phone, so I’m just getting texts.

OK, I think that’s it. If you have any questions, let me know. My plane doesn’t leave until Friday night, so I’ll check back at this site until at least 5 PM EST on Friday. If the hotel has free wi-fi, then I’ll see about checking on things in my room.

Since I will be conspicuously absent from this year's festival, Matt has agreed to act as my official emissary. He will be spreading the nerdy gospel of Hipster, please!, drinking extra heavy to bridge the booze deficit and collecting excellent event swag on my behalf. (Hint-hint!)

If you're gonna be around for Nerdapalooza, please stop by and hang out for a bit with your fellow geeky music fans. You'll be glad you did.

Tuesday, July 07, 2009

MC Lars, Nerdcore, Hip-Hop & You

I am, for lack of a better term, domesticated. Unlike the bulk of my fellow bloggers, freaks and fanboys, I am married with a couple of kids, and that in itself often defines what I do and when I do it. Because of this, the bulk of my writing and researching is done in the later evening hours, while the other members of the House of Z. slumber.

It's a quiet time during which I attempt to catch up on my Twitter and follow up on all those great links that came through my feed during the preceding day. So imagine my surprise when last night, around 10 o'clock EST, the entire world was engulfed in a column of flame!

Okay, perhaps I overstate.

So imagine my surprise when last night, around 10 o'clock EST, the nerdospehere exploded in a fiery rage!

Much better.

The source of this wailing and gnashing of teeth was, to say the least, a little unexpected. MC Lars had, in a blog post entitled "RIP NERDCORE (1998-2009)," seemingly decried not only the bulk of his fellow artists but nerdcore in general.

Scandalous!

Now before I carry this missive further, I must pause to say that I know Lars. We aren't exactly on each other's Christmas card list or anything, but we've talked extensively both online and in person to a point that I feel like I am fairly familiar with him. Familiar enough, at least, to know that he isn't exactly the kind of cat to pick fights.

Armed with this knowledge, I took his musings – from the very incendiary point at which he states "Unless you are MC Frontalot, it's time to stop trying to make 'nerdcore hip-hop'" – to be something less than most. I refused to see it as attack, which is how it was apparently perceived by many of those who passed the link my way, but rather as Lars expressing dissatisfaction with his perception of what nerdcore is versus what hip-hop should be.

Lars illustrates this point by referencing a number of outstanding examples of from the greater nerdcore schema, including personal favorites like int eighty and Jesse Dangerously, unfortunately he also muddies the waters with arguments that, at times, come through as something far less than sound.

From early on, Lars equates Frontalot's success and the media attention attracted by the scene's twin documentaries with a moment at which "a cadre of mediocre rappers" actively sought to exploit these breakthroughs as their own personal marketing megaphone. I take issue with this statement on a couple of levels.

First, it's painful to admit, but Lars himself has been faced with similar accusations. I admire Lars as a businessman, a lyricist and a performer, but his style of "Post-Punk Laptop Rap" has likewise been decried by more traditional heads as being insincere and incongruent. We know that Lars is a genuine fan of hip-hop that has been doing his thing for far longer than the term "nerdcore" was a Google trend, but many of those outside our admittedly limited window do not. Whether or not Lars considered that before pinning that particular barb is something that only the man himself can answer, but it's a fact that makes the admonition seem a little catty.

Secondly, it seems to actively discount those outside of the nerdcore artist corral that felt as though the "movement," for lack of a better word, provided a soundtrack to their lives. It's easy to see nerdcore as a whole as a group of cannibalistic, ego-stroking artists simply making music for the sake of garnering the attention of their fellows, but there are actual fans. I know. I am one of them. And to those like me, the media micro-explosion that was nerdcore's moment in the sun was simply another minor victory for supporters of nerdom as a culture unto itself. It was a music that celebrated us, and while it certainly wasn't all as compelling as YTCracker, its brief ascension was a point of pride.

Alternately, Lars also parallels the stripped-down punk rock aesthetic of the Ramones and the Sex Pistols with the more refined and ultimately evolved brand of post-punk created by acts like Joy Division. It's a sound enough challenge to motivate artists to push themselves creatively, at least on the surface. In fact, normally this is the kind of sentiment I could get behind, but knowing that Lars and I both come from a similar punk background, I would be remiss if I didn't ask: What of The Clash? What of Blondie and Elvis Costello and Television? What of The New York Dolls and The Stooges and Velvet Underground? What of The Jam?

Each of these artists, rather rightly or wholly inaccurately, was at one time or another lumped under the punk rock label. Despite the various hues or flavors of their individual brands of musical revolution, they were pinned with that same tack. And yet they were all undeniably different. Moreover, each was party to a continually shifting paradigm. Each was an agent of slow and steady change: an evolutionary step.

This brings me to my two main points of criticism.

Labels, particularly genre labels, are inherently erroneous. Fort those truly involved in the scenes themselves they are at best limiting (as Lars points out) and a worst insulting. And yet they persist. As someone who actively uses these relatively inflexible pigeonholes in an attempt to broaden the nerdy music user base, I am the first to admit that there really is no proper cataloging method. When I play a Selfhelp or an I Fight Dragons track on Radio Free Hipster, I can do so with little pretense. Yet when I play the same on my Wired.com podcast, I am beholden to state their proximity to arbitrary labels like nerdcore or geek rock or chiptunes. I don't do it as a disservice to the artists or because these "genre tags" magically make their music more relevant, but because man is a simple creature who needs an easy place to hang his hat. That doesn't make it right, but that does illustrate the concept's functionality.

Also, just as he omits acts that I know he knows in his punk rock allusion, Lars similarly glosses over a significant chunk of applicable MCs that I fear he perhaps doesn't in his treatise on nerdcore. Whore Moans, The Ranger, Grandmaster Pink, MadHatter, Navi and Super Dragon X are not new to hip-hop. These are cats who were making beats and recording rhymes (with varying levels of nerdy slant) without the insulation of a nerdcore "scene," but who used the loose affiliation that sprang up in the wake of Rhyme Torrents and Nerdcore For Life to find similar, like-minded artists. At times many of them have expressed their own dissatisfaction with the direction of the scene, but their collective antidote has been to make their own shit that much more dope.

Lars calls for something new, and I applaud that challenge. But I do so with the caveat that there is continually new hotness springing up, even from the nerdcore faithful. The drum that I so often beat (which I'll now remove from its protective sleeve and tighten properly) is that we need to stop thinking of nerdcore as a genre, or even a subgenre. That truly is Front's gig, and he plays it perfectly. It's his term that the rest of us are using by his good grace, so let's tread lightly.

For everyone else, nerdcore should be seen as a community or, better yet, a style.

As principle nerdcore artists, folks like my pal Beefy, further hone their skills we see the term nerdcore morph from a shield to a banner. For those who continue to ply their craft, nerdcore – which once protected them in their handsome little niche – can instead turn into a word of their own precise defining. There is always wiggle room. As more and more of those in the meta-community find their voices, nerdcore becomes less crutch than buzzword. Does that mean it will ever afford a totally accurate description of everyone from mCRT to KABUTO? No, but such is the price we pay for being habit-hardened creatures of limited language.

Even now, I find myself surprised to hear guys like Random, a true underground artist with hip-hop chops to spare, talk about his nerdcore project Mega Ran. Further, I was positively taken aback when Dr. Awkward (rightfully) proclaimed himself the next generation of nerdcore in his recent release. This just goes to show that, when used correctly, the term has legs. Even in the face of its apparent stylistic limitations.

In the end, I can't help but think that I agree with Lars's sentiment but not his verbiage. I know the rationale for this post wasn't to shock or offend, and I am not at all surprised that Lars has softened his stance. He's a great guy and a genuine talent who simply wants to encourage artistic experimentation and creative fulfillment. And there's really no loftier goal.

I do, however, think that he hastily glosses over one of his best points; if you want to be a rapper, listen to rap. I regularly hear "Yeah, nerdcore is the only rap I like" from artists and fans alike, and my response is always that this is a damn shame. Hip-hop is a rich and colorful culture that is not wholly defined by whatever may make its way into the mainstream.

In fact, my principle beef with the prevailing nerdcore mindset is that by rapping about the day-to-day of nerd life we are somehow the saving grace of hip-hop. That's just ridiculous! There's nothing wrong with the aforementioned concept – holler at P.Nis for more info – but the truth is rap doesn't need to be saved, and it surely couldn't be saved by a bunch of outsiders. Hip-hop, like any other culture (including our own), has been strip-mined for marketability, its adherence reduced to a handsome subset of demographic info on some spreadsheet. But hip-hop is more than bad radio edits and McDonald's commercials. It's a living, breathing, beautiful thing.

While we seek to cultivate the culture of nerd, we shouldn't be looking – as the mainstream does – for elements to hijack or assimilate, but for models upon which to base our own design. And if we are going to use hip-hop as a part of our musical shorthand, we should certainly delve further into its own history and development. Not only are we apt to find more music to our liking, but we'll also discover stabilizing elements like its traditional fundamentals and genuine sense of cultural stewardship. Hip-hop is, like all the finer things, a subject that requires study; why not turn some of our trademark studiousness to that end?

So I suppose the only item left to tackle is Lars's own principle point: the blight of bad music. Is there ever an excuse to make shitty music?

To tackle this we must first admit that our own unique opinions are not an indelible stamp of quality. I fight a daily struggle with this concept, as I am regularly reminded that just because I like something doesn't immediately make it good. But if we look at things objectively, we must realize that art exists, on some level, to be experienced, and it is the job of the artist to make that experience as compelling and creative as possible. There are many paths to quality, but what matters is that the end product amuses or, better yet, enlightens the listener.

So I'll simply hope (for my sake as much as anyone's) that shitty music or writing or podcasting or what-have-you is justifiable in the continued pursuit of artistic evolution. Because that is what it's all about. To quote the man himself, "Let's push ourselves outside of our comfort zones and flip the script by surprising each other with what we can do."

In the end, I suppose it comes down to a matter of audience. If we are producing art for the celebration of a limited community, we can always take the easy way out. We can toss together any old goddamn thing we like without regard for quality or relevant content and tell detractors that they simply don't understand where we're coming from. Or we can continue to work to better ourselves for the sake of our craft, and attempt to make the most compelling rap song/vector art/Bundt cake/web log that we possibly can. Sure, the first option is easier (not to mention relatively bullet-proof), but, whether your audience is 10 or 10,000, it's important to remember that excellence is often relative while mediocrity is nigh undisputed.

Monday, July 06, 2009

The Flametongue Reawakens

I have admittedly been on a bit of a losing streak of late. Thankfully, you can't lose all the time – or, to put it in the local parlance, even a blind squirrel finds a nut now and again.
Such is the case with some exciting news from my old pal Myf.

First and foremost, my old pal Myf is now my new pal Navi. This change puts his stage moniker significantly closer to his given name, which is an interesting turn, and it invariably calls up allusions to the spirited companion of a certain Champion of Hyrule. Likewise, it also serves as shorthand for his role as a sort of new school hip-hop prophet, which I find particularly appropriate.

Secondly, as he recently shared over at Rhyme Torrents, this new name also comes bundled with a new mixtape. The Grayscale Trailer is a collection of freestyles, older material, brand new demos and even a little related hotness from his crew Metamystiks Inc. It's a free download, and wise investment of your time and bandwidth.

And lastly, as indicated by the title, this mixtape is merely a precursor to a proper release due out September 1st. It's been a while since Navi has unleashed his full hip-hop fury (though he has still been working on the OCR front), but this preview proves that he's not only kept his old swagger intact, but has further progressed as both lyricist and storyteller.

This is exactly the kind of news that makes a fellow long for a quick end to the long, hot summer!

Friday, July 03, 2009

Nerd News in Brief

With each passing day, my friends, it seems my plans to attend this year's Nerdapalooza are slipping further away. Oh, the evils of the unexpected expenditure!

Still, for those of you who will be getting their geek on next weekend in Orlando, take heart! With performances by I Fight Dragons, Uncle Monsterface, The Grammar Club, Dual Core, The Scrub Club crew, Schaffer the Darklord and a cornucopia of other aural delights on deck, you will be amply entertained even in the event of my absence.

Plus, things on the other side of the stage are looking equally rosy. Fantastic fellows like my blogging brother Matt and super-supporter Data Vortex will be on hand. As will lovely ladies like Snipeyhead (AKA Miss Douchenuker 2009) and the incomparable freakapotimus.

Twill be a bumper crop of nerdlingers indeed!
  • Moonwalker: Scientific Blogging has crafted the most important piece of journalism of the modern age. Yes, a post that references both Buzz Aldrin's love of hip-hop and the Nerdcore Rising documentary. And with that, I drift further into obsolescence.
  • The Bearded Wonder: Jonathan Coulton has been everywhere this week promoting his newly released Best. Concert. Ever. He was featured over at Joystiq, in Esquire and I even think I saw him at the supermarket. Although that last one could've simply been some other bespectacled, hirsute suburbanite dad.
  • Street-level: MC Lars has finally made the first eight years of his comic 27th Street available for your perusal. In sequence to less!
  • Alter-natives: And speaking of Lars, you can peep a review of his YTCracker collab album The Digital Gangster LP in the new Alternative Press. It's got Blink-182 on the cover, but don't let that dissuade you for picking it up.
  • Community-building: You can also get your Post-punk Laptop Rap on at MC Lars's new fan forum. Be seen. Be heard.
  • Like a Box of Batman Chocolates: There's a new interview with my boy Beefy available at The Painted Man. Therein he discusses his influences, Nugget and tattoos. Check that shit out.
  • Reverend Yo-Yo: Beefy's also been getting his visual art on once again. Peep this new tribute to our beloved Doctor Popular. What a handsome devil!
  • Fine Art: Beef also hipped me to this amazing piece of fan art featuring nerdcore royalty. It's like a geeky music Justice League composed of Jesse Dangerously, Doc Pop, Beefy, Lars, Front, YT and mc chris all gathered around superfan Lance.
  • Dance, Damien, Dance!: And while you're trolling for (non-porn) images, be sure to take a look at skipmeister123's amazing shots of MC Frontalot in action at Top of the Park in Ann Arbor. Apparently the headlamp is just for show in this instance.
  • Feel the Love: mc chris recently received a nice thank you note from the Minnesota Chapter of the Cystic Fibrosis Foundation in appreciation of his work (and the donations of his fans) to help fight CF. Check out an image here.
  • Drag Me to Hell: Hey, did you know mc's Part 2 Part 6 is available for pre-order? That shit is totally true.
  • What is This Nerdery?: From the Dan Plus Add camp comes some HD gig footage as well as news of a new collaborative project. If you subscribed to Dan's mailing list you'd already know this. I'm just saying.
  • He's Your Critic: Captain Spalding has just dropped a new track at his MySpace. It's a misty-eyed meditation on the shitty cinema that is SUCK Films.
  • I'm Looking at You, Dave.: Sometimes I think Church is just messing with me. A contest to design D&D-themed clothing? Preposterous! And yet, somehow true!
  • Dead and Loving It: And let me congratulate Church on his honorable mention in Topless Robot's Zombie Haiku contest. He'll always be the winner in my eyes!
  • Brilliant and it Could Change the World: Ed Stockham (AKA smilinglimpet), won Chameleon Circuit's recent fan video contest with this amazing tribute to "An Awful Lot of Running." Experience its awesomeness below, and have a wonderful weekend!

Wednesday, July 01, 2009

A Reintroduction

Sometimes a new album drop is exciting because it's hotly anticipated – like, for example, Epic-1's LP debut or the freshly released Southside Liquors – but other times it's really more of an unexpected surprise. Such is the case with my Australian pal Pinky's new mixtape Grandmaster Pink is Nerdier than You.

It's an eclectic sixteen-tracker that's positively packed with old school beats and new school rhymes. So much so, in fact, that I'm beginning to suspect it's somehow perpetually 1988 in the land down under. To put it another way, Pinky continues to bring nerdcore hip-hop that should ably appeal to those in both those often disparate camps.

In addition to Pink's regularly scheduled lyrical geek-outs (with ample nods to gaming, RPGs and comics) it also boasts covers of The Boondocks theme and Del's "Protoculture," an amazing foray into chip-hop and cameos from a number of my other favorites – Super Dragon X and The Ranger like whut?! It's really the perfect follow-up to 2006's impeccable Diabolikly Pink, even featuring a redux of that album's D&D anthem "Rollin' 20s." And with nods to everything from DJ Kool to the Sega Mega Drive, it's easy to love and hard to put down. Oh, and did I mention it's free?

I mean seriously, get on this shit!

Sunday, June 28, 2009

Radio Free Hipster Ep. 69: On the Road (Again)

What makes a good driving song? Is it all about tempo? Does everyone need to know it so as to facilitate a proper sing-along? Is it merely a thematic matter?

For me, travel music simply needs to be humorous and/or relatable. It doesn't matter if it's up-beat or laid back, a new gem or an old classic, and it doesn't even need to be remotely related to actual transit. (Suck it, Sammy Hagar!)

My roadtrip mixes typically feature songs that sound familiar even if they aren't: tracks that you can sing even without knowing the words. You won't find a whole lot of serious fare therein. Instead it's fun, lighthearted tracks punctuated by movie clips.

Not exactly cerebral, but the last thing I wanna do on a long car trip is think.

Download Radio Free Hipster Ep. 69: On the Road (Again) [hosting provided by Antisoc] Size: 49.3 MB Running Time: 53:51

Show Notes:

Intro: Baddd Spellah – "Radio Free Hipster Theme (feat. Beefy) "
A glorious travel anthem all its own!

Track 1: Fanboys dialog/ I Hate You When You're Pregnant – "Sleeveless"
Everyone's seen Fanboys by now, right? Thought so.

Z's 1st interlude: "The eternal 12-year-old."
Yes, my inner child desperately wanted to make RFH 69 a compilation of songs too filthy for even my own loose standards of decency to normally allow.

Track 2: I Fight Dragons – "Why Bother"
Why Weezer isn’t more widely covered within our community is anybody's guess.

Track 3: The Breakfast Club dialog / Selfhelp – "Mantra (feat. Def3)"
"Can you describe the ruckus, sir?"

Track 4: virt – "All Your Clothes"
I picked this one up off Twitter (via @shaelriley, perhaps). It is what we call an instant classic.

Track 5: The Princess Bride dialog / My Parents' Favorite Music – "What If"
Testing the Waters really is a giant step forward for MPFM. I will elucidate regarding this later.

Track 6: Jonathan Coulton – "I'm a Mason Now"
We desperately need a secret handshake.

Track 7: Southside – "Zip Zop (clean)"
I am crazy excited for the new Southside! It features tons of new tracks as well as a couple of remakes from their Please Southside, Don't Hurt 'Em-era material.

Track 8: Starscream – "Space Party Anthem"
8BP FTW!

Track 9: Adam Buxton vs. NWA – "Help the Police"
This honestly isn't the proper way to experience this piece. Here, just watch the video.

Z's 2nd interlude: "Nothing short of brilliant."
Buy Evil Giraffes on Mars's Cydonia. Now.

Track 10: Das Racist – "Combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bell"
Shael and Zen Albatross first exposed me to this. Blame them.

Track 11: Treephort – "Why Do Fat Kids Like Metallica?"
Shit yeah, Treephort is back!

Track 12: Half-Baked dialog / Epic-1 – "Mary Jane (feat. Quinsis)"
I've got a full review of Epic-1's latest album due out soon, but I'll go ahead and let slip that this is my favorite track.

Track 13: Dr. Noise – "Exterminate Regenerate"
I think I may actually like this cover better than the Chameleon Circuit original. /geek blasphemy

Track 14: Bino White – "Kick Your Ass with Science (feat. Riboflava)"
Is it wrong to combine science, comedy and rap? Maybe, but I still can't help but like this one.

Z's final interlude: "Flying to Argentina."
I am contractually obligated to take the occasional jab at Mark Sanford. I'm just sayin'.

Track 15: 10,000 Spoons – "Astley Gone to Heaven" / Half-Baked dialog
Don't forget to check out Tim's video for this one at Mutant Pop.

Nerdapalooza travel plans may well impede my ability to get the next edition of RFH delivered to you in a timely manner. Instead, I plan on doing one of two things.

I am considering posting the mini-cast I cobbled together for the Parsec Awards judging committee. It's all stuff you've heard before, but it's a nice little 7-minute intro to what the show is all about, if I do say so myself. Maybe it's the kind of thing you can share with friends if they want a preliminary taste of nerdy music. Maybe not. You'll just have to be the judge.

I'm also putting the finishing touches on a new (ir)regular feature within the podcast feed. What is it? Well, I can't say right now, but I think (hope!) you'll find it humorous.

Either way, something should be up before I head down Orlando-way. In the meantime, feel free to share your thoughts on this episode, these proposed offerings or anything else even remotely related.

Friday, June 26, 2009

More Nerd News in Brief

Transformers 2: Revenge of the Fallen: is it racist tripe or a groundbreaking assault on the senses?

Honestly, I find it hard to give a shit either way. Shia makes a good enough loserly everyman and Megan Fox is hot in that sort of sweaty, truckstop hooker way, but I don't need no ham-fisted human drama or squishy hyper-sexuality in my robot movies. I need robots.

Big robots I can actually see during the fight scenes. (Although my pal LogicOne assures me that the on-screen carnage is better framed this go-round.)

I rarely hit up the theater, and I'm not sure I'm willing to blow my cinematic wad on RotF when we have another Potter movie just around the bend. Not after the disaster that was… well, pretty much everything else Michael Bay has ever directed.
  • He Would Eat Candy: The Wizrocklopedia is presently promoting the What Would Dumbledore Do? campaign of the HP Alliance. The easiest way to participate is to share the lessons learned from the wizened old wizard via Twitter using the accompanying #Dumbledore hashtag. Spread the magic.
  • Who Now?: And thanks to my buddy tk4257, I am now wholly preoccupied with thoughts of the forthcoming multiple Doctor one-shot. That's a bunch of Time Lords!
  • Sonic Screwdriver +1: Nigh simultaneously, Seattle Geekly mentioned this piece about a new Doctor Who RPG. Having never played its predecessors, I don't exactly know what to expect, but I know I need my own TARDIS. Desperately.
  • An Awful Lot of Vlogging: Chameleon Circuit, who are currently celebrating the triumphant release of their debut album, have posted a new YouTube video talking a bit more about the band and Trock in general. And by "a bit," I mean quite literally a small piece. But the important thing is it shines a light on the new album which is available both physically and electronically.
  • The Lineup: Am I the only person having trouble with Nerdapalooza's official site? Sometimes it seems the old gal just ain't there. Thankfully, Ant has mirrored their handy-dandy event schedule at GM4A. Do you see? Can you feel its awesomeness? Let it envelope you like a warm blanket. Or maybe just an envelope.
  • Get Your Vote On: My boys from Rivercrest Yacht Club are up for a Fort Worth Weekly Music Award. (In the best hip-hop/r&b category, naturally). If you feel so inclined, drop by and cast a vote for your fellow nerds.
  • Call Him Michael eBay: mc chris is eBaying a veritable shit ton of robots for his CF charity. Some are Transformers. Some are Gundam. Some are robo-dogs. If you like robots and helping sick kids (and maybe dogs), you oughta bid.
  • Complementary Perspectives: Three of my favorite things – podcasts, hip-hop and Canadians – have finally come together under a single banner. Of course I'm talking about the new show from Backburner. What, you didn't know?
  • Both Brilliant and Gamey: And on the subject of podcasts, my friends the Brilliant Gameologists have just released a teaser for the forthcoming third season of their regular offering. What wonders will this new season hold? Will Meg talk about dogs? Will Josh be snarky? Will Zeke sing? There's only one way to find out.
  • All Grown Up: This April, the Nintendo Gameboy turned 20. To celebrate this blessed achievement, Zen Albatross has posted a fitting tribute at RacketBoy. Read on to learn everything you ever wanted to know about the Gameboy line, but were simply too intimidated by its 2-bit color palette to ask.
  • What the Ftagn?: Church sent me a link to this vid last week. I was both fascinated and appalled. You will be too.
  • Laughing on the Inside: Also courtesy of Church comes this piece from Slate. It's about nerdcore. Well, it thinks it's about nerdcore. Really it seems to be more about lumping all rap artists that are A) white, B) nerdy or C) both of the above in together as all parties to a single bad joke. And yet it concludes by celebrating the rapping prowess of Andy Sandberg… a comedian. Go figure.
  • "Just Another name for Autism:" And one final nugget from Mr. Church concerns the perceived link between nerdery and autism. It's an interesting read to say the least.
  • Doin' his Own Little Thang: And on a lighter note, everyone knows I love weird covers. Why, here comes one now! It's Matt Ryd celebrating all the single ladies. Now get your hands up!

Thursday, June 25, 2009

Hex's Home Invasion

Let it be known that this is an accurate representation of Nerdapalooza. It is exciting, dangerous, unpredictable and occasionally shaky (because of the beers.) There are also ninjas.

Orlando is a weird and wonderful place.


Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Mid-Week Awesome

Next week, most of us Yanks get some time off to celebrate our independence, wherein we will grill things, get real drunk and play with explosives. The following weekend is Nerdapalooza, wherein we will… well, do pretty much the same things. But this week? Well, this week we are stuck in the dreaded doldrums.

But rather than look at this as dead space or down time, I prefer to see it as the calm before the storm. As a veritable prelude to awesomeness.

Yet even in that frame of mind I can't help but be antsy. So I have done what I always do when I find myself need of spontaneous mood-elevation; I've turned to my friends.

If you, like me, are trying to make this week into something a bit more enjoyable than simply biding time, I humbly suggest the following delightful distractions:

Kicking Back:
Remember that Next Level leak I got to hear from int eighty a couple of weekends back? Well, Dual Core has now favored the entire Interwebz with a sneak peak at the new album. More specifically, eighty talks some about the project and previews "Kick Back," which is shaping up to my new favorite song.





Who You Gonna Call?:
After another brief hiatus, Beefy and Jones are back with a new episode of Just Another Lazy Podcast. I found this one is particularly amusing, and not just because there's a lengthy segment about me. The boys talk Ghostbusters, new phones and part-time models. I dare you not to be amused.

Band on the Run:
For those of us who missed Schaffer the Darklord's debut with his new backing band The Darklords, take heart! STD has got your YouTube hook-up. I have recently fallen in love with their reinterpretation of old school Schaffer classic "Your Band." Oldsters like me will notice that the song's lead-in is actually a cover of Twisted Sister's "Burn in Hell," as made famous in Pee-wee's Big Adventure. But it's equally important to note that lovely bassist Dr. Darklord is actually Scaff's wife. (Yes, she is a real doctor!)




Punch-drunk:
And lastly, Seattle hip-hop institution Southside will shortly be releasing the follow-up to Radio Free Hipster staple Please Southside, Don't Hurt 'Em. I've been fortunate enough to spend the last week listening to a pre-release version of the new album, but everyone gets a chance to score the Southside Liquors promo EP. I can't seem to get it to unzip, but perhaps you'll have better luck. (EDIT: It wasn't just me; the zip was corrupt. Thankfully, Southside is re-uploading as I type this. A new link is forthcoming.) New link is here!

Monday, June 22, 2009

Nerd News in Brief

Any outlet can promise you tomorrow's news today, but what about yesterday's news?

If no news is good news, then what about old news? Isn't that still newsworthy?

I am of the opinion that just because you already know it doesn't mean it's no longer important. As such, here is last week's Nerd News in Brief.

Take that, traditional journalism!
  • Shtick to It: MC Lars's This Gigantic Robot Kills received a favorable review from AllMusic, which aptly pegged the release as having some of his "catchiest songs yet." But then again, you already knew that.
  • The Cropduster: Shael Riley is rocking the Chester A. Arthur. If this means nothing to you, you are deficient in your knowledge of American presidents. And you also obviously don't follow our Twitter exchanges closely enough.
  • Styrofoam Peanuts: Recently, nerd rock luminary Weird Al Yankovic dropped a new Doors-flavored single called "Craigslist." My only complaint? No allusions to prostitution.
  • Wizards & Warriors: I typically characterize our Wizard Rocking brothers and sisters as the most civil of our kind, but let there be no mistakin'; they too can let the claws out. For example, last week Dinah wrote a piece about the evolution of The Parselmouths, which culminated in a suggestion that perhaps the band should change their name to reflect their new style. At that point, shit got real. Thankfully, it looks as though the community has managed to work things out amicably.
  • Smarten up Your Playlist: GeekDad Brian recently turned me on to the Skeptic's Mix Tape 2009, a collection of delightfully geeky tracks about science, skepticism and critical thinking that are kid-friendly, catchy as hell and also free. And no, "Origin of the Species" did not make the cut.
  • Taking it Back: Meanwhile, GeekMom Natania passed on this jewel. It's a piece from artist Erik Stell about our tenuous ownership of the word "geek." I was pleased to find that Eric seemingly takes a similar stance as me with regard to the essence of nerd culture, and I especially like his parallel of surviving abuse as "paying one's dues." Well said, my brother.
  • You're Gonna Like the Way You Look: And on the subject of "geek chic," Church sends in this abomination. As a nerd, I am offended by this dissection of our apparent "style." As a fan of fashion, I am equally offended that the AP quotes some dude from Men’s Wearhouse.
  • A Woman Scorned: The Geek Girl Diva got some props last week from NewsARama for her scathing criticism of the LA Time's wholly insulting "Girls’ Guide to Comic Con." Go ahead and read the whole thing. It's totally worth it.
  • He's Feeling Numb: Also from Church comes this link to an audiobook version of William Gibson's Neuromancer. It's read by Gibson and includes music by U2. I imagine listening to it will somehow alleviate Third World debt. Probably through clever manipulation of the Matrix.
  • BattleStarTrektica: It's a summer of glorious performances of sci-fi music as far as the eye can see! Assuming, of course, that your eyes only see SoCal and Texas.
  • 1.21 Gigawatts: Also on the road this summer is your boy Random. Capcom has sponsored Ran's "Back to the Future Tour," which will be bringing videogame-based hip-hop to the nation. Look, some dates! June 22, 2009 @ The Cavern, Dallas, TX; June 25, 2009 @ Café Coco, Nashville, TN; June 26, 2009 @ Tacony Billiards Club, Philadelphia, PA; July 3, 2009 @ Dubland Underground, Rochester, NY; July 9, 2009 @ Midtown Tavern, Harrisburg, PA; July 17-18, 2009 @ Otakon (Baltimore Conv Center), Baltimore, MD; July 25, 2009 @ Comic-Con (San Diego Conv Center), SD, CA; August 15, 2009 @ San-Japan, San Antonio, TX.
  • Because You Demanded It: You look sad. Are none of the aforementioned events near your locality? Then why not use Eventful to request Chicago's chip-rocking powerhouse I Fight Dragons hit up your zip code? It's super easy.
  • Giving the Devil His Due: mc chris's latest EP, Part 1 Part 6 is now available on iTunes. As iTunes is inherently evil, it's really a nice match.
  • Shameful: Meanwhile, the venerable MC Frontalot has released a new single from his latest Final Boss. "Shame of the Otaku" is available for download right the fuck here. He's also made a couple of commission pieces available over here.
  • Corny Elmo T-shirts: At their recent Hot Topic in-house, funky49 , Krondor Krew's Shinobi Onibocho and EPP's MC Wreckshin covered MC Lar's "Hot Topic (is Not Punk Rock)." And funk read the lyrics off his phone. Which is also not punk rock.