The bald and the beautiful

While western New York is buried under a metric shit-ton of October snow, Manhattan is hot and getting hotter as we approach next weekend’s MC Frontalot/Optimus Rhyme show at Crash Mansion. And it’s a good thing too, as Front, OR’s Wheelie Cyberman, and show opener Shael Riley are each undeniably bald. Coincidence? I think not! I hypothesize that the sheer levels of their respective rockitude inhibit the growth of hair. That or they’re in some sort of cult. Either way, it is a show not to be missed.

Unless of course, you live in a remote, god-forsaken locale like myself. Down here we have more pressing problems than freakish snowfall and the soul-shaking crush of follicly-challenged MCs.

Goddamn ninjas!