Get Yer T-shirts Here!

Okay, so not here, per se, but you can get Hipster, please! t-shirts from our friends at NerdRockstar.

Yes, at long last you can proclaim your undying affection for the web's longest running (and least successful) nerd music and culture blog. And who wouldn't wanna do that?

But wait; there's more!

Not only does this t-shirt cover your naked chesticles and promote hipsterplease.com, it also boasts references to both Harry Potter and Dungeons & Dragons. That's right, kids, mix metaphors in a way that only a true nerd would by sporting this attractive tee with the Hipster, please! logo text presented in that undeniable Harry Potter typeface with the flavor text "and the plus one shirt of rocking."

"So," you're saying, "this is also an enchanted artifact that will also give me +1 to rock? But how can this be, Z?"

Short answer: magic. A double dose.

And how much would you expect to pay for such a fine piece of apparel? 10 dollars? 15 dollars? 20 dollars?

Fuck that noise; these bad boys are only $6.66, because my DarkLord demands it!

But be aware that this item will only be available for the duration of NerdRockstar's special T-shirt Sacrifice Sale. And once they're gone, they're gone.